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Yblarbo Janks
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Posted - 2006.06.13 21:52:00 -
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Far too long have the Minmatar's held a tight hold onto their opticacular commodity, the sunglasses. The Caldari, as well as those other silly races, have precious eyeball juice that reacts negatively to the harmful effects of sun rays, explosion rays, laser rays, and Sting Rays. Worse of all, only the Minmatar men get to stare at women's chest unknowningly, while other men of other races get told "Helloooo my eyes are up here" or outright slapped.
Enough !
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Mindwalker
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Posted - 2006.06.13 21:58:00 -
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You will never take my sunglasses away from me! NEVER i tell you NEVER!!11
b00bies 4tw
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Niccolado Starwalker
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Posted - 2006.06.13 22:03:00 -
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Originally by: Yblarbo Janks Far too long have the Minmatar's held a tight hold onto their opticacular commodity, the sunglasses. The Caldari, as well as those other silly races, have precious eyeball juice that reacts negatively to the harmful effects of sun rays, explosion rays, laser rays, and Sting Rays. Worse of all, only the Minmatar men get to stare at women's chest unknowningly, while other men of other races get told "Helloooo my eyes are up here" or outright slapped.
Enough !
You should really believe that the Amarrians wanted to wear sunglasses since they claim they are "seeing the light" from their god. Instead they hide from the light. I guess they prefer to live in the darkness. Unless their god is a dark and wicked, which wouldnt suprise me at all.
The Gallentes view on the world is clear. We see the world as it is, and dont need a cloak or sunglasses to cover up our eyes. Thats why we make such darn good scientists!
( and ofcource it makes it easier for us to look on the girls )
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Bagdh Dearg
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Posted - 2006.06.13 22:03:00 -
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/emote Breaks out a flash light and begins lamping all non-Minmatar _______________________________________________ -He who is not strong must be crafty |
Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2006.06.13 22:05:00 -
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Many Minmatars need sunglasses because their eyes aren't used to daylight after spending all that time down in my mines.
Dulce et decorum est, pro imperator mori |
Suze'Rain
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Posted - 2006.06.13 22:13:00 -
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I concur. I too want those aviator shades, to reinforce my "hip, with-the-kids" look and prove that I'm firmly in the 1980's.
erm. damn. 20 years too late.
ah, screw it, I want those shades to prove I'm still an 80's throwback :)
Suzerain. still dancing to 80's stuff nowadays.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.06.13 22:14:00 -
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Originally by: Yblarbo Janks Worse of all, only the Minmatar men get to stare at women's chest unnoticingly, while other men of other races get told "Helloooo my eyes are up here"
If a woman tells you that, tell her "Yes, but your boobs are down there." -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Sovy Kurosei
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Posted - 2006.06.13 22:15:00 -
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We'll all get sunglasses as soon as we get catears for Achura females. ___________________
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wystler
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Posted - 2006.06.13 22:26:00 -
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Khanid males get full translucent helmets, and they don't share those, so us Minmatar aren't going to share our Clever Stuff (tm) either
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Virida
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Posted - 2006.06.13 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: Sovy Kurosei We'll all get sunglasses as soon as we get catears for Achura females.
Good idea! cat ears, pink heart jewelry, hmm, maybe a highslot cat ear item too for ships? imagine a raven with a pair of furry ears! ^^
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Shamis Orzoz
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Posted - 2006.06.13 23:04:00 -
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Sentani
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Posted - 2006.06.13 23:54:00 -
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it would be cool with another implant slot for sunglasses ____________________________________________________________
The Eris Goes Straight to your Head. |
Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.06.13 23:56:00 -
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Originally by: wystler Khanid males get full translucent helmets, and they don't share those, so us Minmatar aren't going to share our Clever Stuff (tm) either
Stop looking at Eris. ______________________ 106 days and still a hijack virgin... Cherry popped! ~kieron
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Nyabinghi
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Posted - 2006.06.14 00:20:00 -
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I'll trade with the Gallente:
1 pair of sunglasses for Gallente boob-job.
Boobies FTW! (oops, I stole that).
I make cool banners for ISK.
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Kayosoni
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Posted - 2006.06.14 00:29:00 -
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I get catears in Lineage 2 why don't I get em in eve? -----------------------------------
btw, threatening to close 1 account really hurt my eyes. - xaioguai |
Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.06.14 00:31:00 -
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Originally by: Yblarbo Janks Edited by: Yblarbo Janks on 13/06/2006 22:08:48 Far too long have the Minmatar's held a tight hold onto their opticacular commodity, the sunglasses. The Caldari, as well as those other silly races, have precious eyeball juice that reacts negatively to the harmful effects of sun rays, explosion rays, laser rays, and Sting Rays. Worse of all, only the Minmatar men get to stare at women's chest unnoticingly, while other men of other races get told "Helloooo my eyes are up here" or outright slapped.
Enough !
I'll trade you some of these Achura-made DBZ-Powerlevel-Scouters they wear for some shades.
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.06.14 00:33:00 -
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Originally by: Kayosoni I get catears in Lineage 2 why don't I get em in eve?
Because Linage 2 is a crappy game?
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Tiuwaz
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Posted - 2006.06.14 00:52:00 -
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Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Originally by: Kayosoni I get catears in Lineage 2 why don't I get em in eve?
Because Linage 2 is a crappy game?
yes and ppl still play it, why? BOW before the power of catears!
Originally by: Oveur This is not the conspiracy you are looking for.
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Rasitiln
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Posted - 2006.06.14 01:08:00 -
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These are prescription sunglasses honest Want to be a pirate? Join Sniggwaffe |
Zaphod Jones
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Posted - 2006.06.14 01:55:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: Yblarbo Janks Worse of all, only the Minmatar men get to stare at women's chest unnoticingly, while other men of other races get told "Helloooo my eyes are up here"
If a woman tells you that, tell her "Yes, but your boobs are down there."
/me waits to see if Nik's "significant other" sees this post
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Acerus Malum
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Posted - 2006.06.14 04:27:00 -
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If you want the shades, you'll have to pry them from my cold dead nose!
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MachZERO
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Posted - 2006.06.14 05:30:00 -
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Got shades?? |
Splagada
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Posted - 2006.06.14 05:47:00 -
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minmatar is the only way to look like a ****ed off mexican pimp -
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Lorette
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Posted - 2006.06.14 06:13:00 -
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Ill swap this metal thing stuck on my head for sunnies
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Remedial
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Posted - 2006.06.14 06:14:00 -
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You can keep your crappy sunglasses as I have this pimped out raver eyewear - where are my glowsticks?
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ArmageddonX
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Posted - 2006.06.14 06:26:00 -
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Originally by: Yblarbo Janks Edited by: Yblarbo Janks on 13/06/2006 22:08:48 Far too long have the Minmatar's held a tight hold onto their opticacular commodity, the sunglasses. The Caldari, as well as those other silly races, have precious eyeball juice that reacts negatively to the harmful effects of sun rays, explosion rays, laser rays, and Sting Rays. Worse of all, only the Minmatar men get to stare at women's chest unnoticingly, while other men of other races get told "Helloooo my eyes are up here" or outright slapped.
Enough !
/signed
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Ombey
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Posted - 2006.06.14 15:31:00 -
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Shades and dreads 4tw --
ombeve |
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.06.14 15:44:00 -
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Originally by: Zaphod Jones
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: Yblarbo Janks Worse of all, only the Minmatar men get to stare at women's chest unnoticingly, while other men of other races get told "Helloooo my eyes are up here"
If a woman tells you that, tell her "Yes, but your boobs are down there."
/me waits to see if Nik's "significant other" sees this post
I haven't seen you in a while, Zaphod...
But yeah, Blaze rather enjoyed that. She was a bit obsessed with them herself.
Never could get her to play EVE, though. -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2006.06.14 15:50:00 -
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Minmatar men are the bad guys of EVE, they need bad ass looking props to go with it.
Honestly, the other races are just whining sissy boys compared to the real men of new eden
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Kwisat Haderach
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Posted - 2006.06.14 16:02:00 -
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Say what?
Life is a joke, but I don't feel like laughing |
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