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Catpiss Everdeen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.06.21 06:28:00 -
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Hello all I am severely short on isk and need a loan. I am willing to accept any interest terms you would like. I am plexing a lot when i get paid on the 30th. I will accept more than 2 bil if you care to send more. Please reply if interested. I have always paid back all my loans on time with interest. Thank you. |
Awkward Sanchez
Awkward Honesty Inc.
15
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Posted - 2014.06.21 07:33:00 -
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Got collateral? (blueprints, ships, mods etc)
Awkward Honesty. the only mutually profitable scam in eve. |
flakeys
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2262
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Posted - 2014.06.21 07:53:00 -
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Your posting history shows some VERRY odd charsales by 'just created alts' an hour or so before they bought your character.
Sometimes something smells fishy , in this case the stench is enough to vommit ....
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Derp Durrr
Team Evil
244
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:24:00 -
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Cough*RMT*Cough
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Catpiss Everdeen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:26:00 -
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Awkward Sanchez wrote:Got collateral? (blueprints, ships, mods etc)
i got a gila thats fitted nice i can give for collaterol |
Catpiss Everdeen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:30:00 -
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flakeys wrote:Your posting history shows some VERRY odd charsales by 'just created alts' an hour or so before they bought your character.
Sometimes something smells fishy , in this case the stench is enough to vommit ....
you can ignore that, it was an attempt to ban evade to get back into my old corp |
flakeys
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:30:00 -
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Catpiss Everdeen wrote:Awkward Sanchez wrote:Got collateral? (blueprints, ships, mods etc) i got a gila thats fitted nice i can give for collaterol and a nicely fitted ratting VNI as well
So that's 250 to 300 mille ... care to comment on the odd charsales ?
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Catpiss Everdeen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:31:00 -
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Derp Durrr wrote:Cough*RMT*Cough
i dont know what youre talking about at all here bro, i get paid on the 30th and im buying a ton a of plex so i can pay this back np |
Catpiss Everdeen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:32:00 -
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flakeys wrote:Catpiss Everdeen wrote:Awkward Sanchez wrote:Got collateral? (blueprints, ships, mods etc) i got a gila thats fitted nice i can give for collaterol and a nicely fitted ratting VNI as well So that's 250 to 300 mille ... care to comment on the odd charsales ?
they were ban evade attemps to get back into my old corp, ignore em |
Catpiss Everdeen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:41:00 -
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Awkward Sanchez wrote:Got collateral? (blueprints, ships, mods etc)
so are you up for the loan good sir? |
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flakeys
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2262
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:46:00 -
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Catpiss Everdeen wrote:flakeys wrote:Catpiss Everdeen wrote:Awkward Sanchez wrote:Got collateral? (blueprints, ships, mods etc) i got a gila thats fitted nice i can give for collaterol and a nicely fitted ratting VNI as well So that's 250 to 300 mille ... care to comment on the odd charsales ? they were ban evade attemps to get back into my old corp, ignore em
Welcome to MD where we have a hard time ignoring stuff other then our miserable rl .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Catpiss Everdeen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:47:00 -
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just lookin for a short term loan guys, thats all |
Derp Durrr
Team Evil
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:47:00 -
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bit more constructive this time:
so you have 300M collateral. we both know thats not enough to cover a 2 bil loan. you have no history here, so nothing that can vouch for you. also, your posting history so far combined with your explanation shows you have trained evasive maneuvering to VI.
I can give you a 300 mil loan with your listed assets as your collateral. how are you gonna solve the other 1.7?
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Catpiss Everdeen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:49:00 -
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Derp Durrr wrote:bit more constructive this time:
so you have 300M collateral. we both know thats not enough to cover a 2 bil loan. you have no history here, so nothing that can vouch for you. also, your posting history so far combined with your explanation shows you have trained evasive maneuvering to VI.
I can give you a 300 mil loan with your listed assets as your collateral. how are you gonna solve the other 1.7?
2bil loan or nothing
and gila is 450mil and vni is 160mil btw |
Korgan Medel
Veerhouven Ventures
Veerhouven Group Alliance
12
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:50:00 -
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Derp Durr beat me to it, I was going to offer you 350mil with the two ships as collateral. |
Derp Durrr
Team Evil
244
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:50:00 -
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Hardball eh.
TLDR;
No. just no. o/
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Catpiss Everdeen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:52:00 -
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forget it then, you guys are ******* ********, its a 2bil loan being paid back in a week, youd be stupid not to take this |
Korgan Medel
Veerhouven Ventures
Veerhouven Group Alliance
12
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:54:00 -
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I dont know what ******** ********** means but im guessing your saying we are super stars and for that I would like to convey my thanks.
As for not getting offered 2 billion with only 380mil or so collateral on a character that has very little posting history and of that history certain posts about deceiving your way into an old corp well I think you can guess. |
President Coriolanus Snow
The Hunger Games
0
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Posted - 2014.06.21 08:56:00 -
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Catpiss Everdeen wrote:forget it then, you guys are ******* ********, its a 2bil loan being paid back in a week, youd be stupid not to take this
I think you're mistaken,
We have the isk.
You dont.
thread locked. |
flakeys
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2262
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Posted - 2014.06.21 09:00:00 -
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Catpiss Everdeen wrote:forget it then, you guys are ******* ********, its a 2bil loan being paid back in a week, youd be stupid not to take this
Read my sig ... we are hardworking men here .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Catpiss Everdeen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.06.21 09:08:00 -
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flakeys wrote:Catpiss Everdeen wrote:forget it then, you guys are ******* ********, its a 2bil loan being paid back in a week, youd be stupid not to take this Read my sig ... we are hardworking men here .
i just need a small loan guys jesus |
flakeys
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2262
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Posted - 2014.06.21 09:13:00 -
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So to amuse myself some red cards :
-no MD rep
-no collateral to cover the 2 B
-a posting history wich show odd char transfers
-owning a character that is in goonswarm , being the character Descartes Plains
-while being in goonswarm+brave newbies with at least 2 characters still coming out with a verry negative killboardstat on each character wich is allmost impossible as both alliances are ideall for kb-whoring it up and as such showing you have a tendency to have good knowledge how to loose your ships.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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flakeys
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2262
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Posted - 2014.06.21 09:15:00 -
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Catpiss Everdeen wrote:flakeys wrote:Catpiss Everdeen wrote:forget it then, you guys are ******* ********, its a 2bil loan being paid back in a week, youd be stupid not to take this Read my sig ... we are hardworking men here . i just need a small loan guys jesus
Jesus saves ... i'm sorry i don't save people i just try to enlighten them .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Cavalira
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
361
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Posted - 2014.06.21 09:24:00 -
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Catpiss Everdeen wrote:flakeys wrote:Catpiss Everdeen wrote:forget it then, you guys are ******* ********, its a 2bil loan being paid back in a week, youd be stupid not to take this Read my sig ... we are hardworking men here . i just need a small loan guys jesus
You're trying WAY too hard, and obviously you think we're just as stupid as you. Why would you even take a loan just to repay it the 30th, if there isn't anything urgent to fund (plex, etc...). |
flakeys
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2262
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Posted - 2014.06.21 09:29:00 -
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Cavalira wrote:Catpiss Everdeen wrote:flakeys wrote:Catpiss Everdeen wrote:forget it then, you guys are ******* ********, its a 2bil loan being paid back in a week, youd be stupid not to take this Read my sig ... we are hardworking men here . i just need a small loan guys jesus You're trying WAY too hard, and obviously you think we're just as stupid as you. Why would you even take a loan just to repay it the 30th, if there isn't anything urgent to fund (plex, etc...).
Maybe he feels like derping another 450 mille moa ?
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Ria Nieyli
11554
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Posted - 2014.06.21 09:41:00 -
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Swearing at potential investors, that's bound to get your loan request filled.
Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.
- Ancient Chinese Proverb |
Koniforous
Tauren Transit
114
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Posted - 2014.06.21 16:27:00 -
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Catpiss Everdeen wrote:i just need a small loan guys jesus
You possess sufficient collateral for a small loan.
TAUTX Bank: 12.5% of profits paid to investors monthly. More info: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=322582&find=unread |
Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
418
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Posted - 2014.06.23 06:56:00 -
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Catpiss Everdeen wrote:flakeys wrote:Catpiss Everdeen wrote:forget it then, you guys are ******* ********, its a 2bil loan being paid back in a week, youd be stupid not to take this Read my sig ... we are hardworking men here . i just need a small loan guys jesus
If you thought it was such a small sum I'm sure you could cover it yourself |
Reemo Naari
State War Academy
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.06.23 10:49:00 -
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"I've sent lanyaie 2.4b of collateral. awaiting the CODE sponsored loan now"
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lanyaie
DEEP-SPACE CO-OP LTD
Exit Strategy..
1028
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Posted - 2014.06.23 10:50:00 -
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Reemo Naari wrote:"I've sent lanyaie 2.4b of collateral. awaiting the CODE sponsored loan now"
We will be with you as soon as you follow the procedure.
Hai |
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Cyniac
Twilight Star Rangers
200
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Posted - 2014.06.23 17:05:00 -
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flakeys wrote:Jesus saves ... i'm sorry i don't save people i just try to enlighten them .
Flakeys.... Is that really you? I don't... recognize you like this. 
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flakeys
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2277
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Posted - 2014.06.23 18:34:00 -
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Cyniac wrote:flakeys wrote:Jesus saves ... i'm sorry i don't save people i just try to enlighten them . Flakeys.... Is that really you? I don't... recognize you like this.
Aye i know , i don't seem bright enough to enlighten people ... 
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Anne Kingston
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
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Posted - 2014.06.26 02:24:00 -
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Catpiss was in Brave scamming the newbies. Be advised. |
lanyaie
DEEP-SPACE CO-OP LTD
Exit Strategy..
1037
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Posted - 2014.06.26 07:19:00 -
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Anne Kingston wrote:Catpiss was in Brave scamming the newbies. Be advised.
Let's just say he's no longer scamming anyone...he haslearned his lesson. I hope.
Spaceprincess. |
Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
Superior Eve Engineering
914
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Posted - 2014.09.18 19:39:00 -
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My personal experience with Catpiss
Quote:From: Catpiss Everdeen
Sent: 2014.06.21 23:52
To: Grendell
need a 3rd party audit on a loan
Quote:From: Grendell
Sent: 2014.06.25 15:30
To: Catpiss Everdeen,
Sorry but I no longer offer audits!
Quote:Re: Re: need a 3rd party audit on a loan
From: Catpiss Everdeen
Sent: 2014.09.18 18:49
To: Grendell
get ****** asslord
Doesn't seem to be very polite.
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Cista2
Hydra Investment Fund
7
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Posted - 2014.09.18 21:35:00 -
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Thread is certainly 10/10
Although, a moderator should maybe put it out of its misery. Do they even do that with loan requests? I can't remember lol
Edit: I see now that Grendell necroed it. Anyway, nice read. |
Ria Nieyli
20858
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Posted - 2014.09.19 15:27:00 -
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Grendell wrote:My personal experience with Catpiss Quote:From: Catpiss Everdeen
Sent: 2014.06.21 23:52
To: Grendell
need a 3rd party audit on a loan
Quote:From: Grendell
Sent: 2014.06.25 15:30
To: Catpiss Everdeen,
Sorry but I no longer offer audits!
Quote:Re: Re: need a 3rd party audit on a loan
From: Catpiss Everdeen
Sent: 2014.09.18 18:49
To: Grendell
get ****** asslord Doesn't seem to be very polite.
Sorry about that, I was trying to get him to cough up 3rd party fees and I might've mentioned your name.
But did he seriously wait three months to reply to you?
Mirrored eyes |
Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
Superior Eve Engineering
916
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Posted - 2014.09.23 14:53:00 -
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Ria Nieyli wrote:Grendell wrote:My personal experience with Catpiss Quote:From: Catpiss Everdeen
Sent: 2014.06.21 23:52
To: Grendell
need a 3rd party audit on a loan
Quote:From: Grendell
Sent: 2014.06.25 15:30
To: Catpiss Everdeen,
Sorry but I no longer offer audits!
Quote:Re: Re: need a 3rd party audit on a loan
From: Catpiss Everdeen
Sent: 2014.09.18 18:49
To: Grendell
get ****** asslord Doesn't seem to be very polite. Sorry about that, I was trying to get him to cough up 3rd party fees and I might've mentioned your name. But did he seriously wait three months to reply to you?
Seems so. Regardless he didn't seem to happy about my reply.
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flakeys
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2441
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Posted - 2014.09.23 15:35:00 -
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Grendell wrote:My personal experience with Catpiss Quote:From: Catpiss Everdeen
Sent: 2014.06.21 23:52
To: Grendell
need a 3rd party audit on a loan
Quote:From: Grendell
Sent: 2014.06.25 15:30
To: Catpiss Everdeen,
Sorry but I no longer offer audits!
Quote:Re: Re: need a 3rd party audit on a loan
From: Catpiss Everdeen
Sent: 2014.09.18 18:49
To: Grendell
get ****** asslord Doesn't seem to be very polite.
Hahaha priceless ....
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Aldur Saken
Futurus Validus
3
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Posted - 2014.09.25 13:02:00 -
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Really can't see anything to add here but good luck on getting a 2b loan. i don't think i have ever read a post like this in my life. |
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Khalm Hasal
53
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Posted - 2014.09.28 02:18:00 -
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Best necro ever. |
Celise Katelo
State War Academy
Caldari State
14
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Posted - 2014.09.29 16:34:00 -
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This would make a Epic comic book story, next chapter please 
EvE needs a comic book page of forum content ingame, so we can sit in our stations & read away. While we do our Station Spinning. |
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