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Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
1827
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Posted - 2014.06.23 17:34:00 -
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I would reduce my salary to 1 ISK (real world ISK) and distribute the rest to CCP employees.
CCP Sledgehammer and Goliath would each get a 12-pack of a beer of their choice every Friday. .. when everything else is gone .. |
Evei Shard
Shard Industries
330
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Posted - 2014.06.23 18:46:00 -
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I'd turn it into a true sandbox, and remove CONCORD and faction police, as well as system sec-status in general. Everything would be null-sec, conquerable, etc.
Profit favors the prepared |
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
19269
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Posted - 2014.06.23 19:03:00 -
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Implement an "Add bounty button" on the forums
Tell people I was selling the game to EA -¬ Mallak Azaria and deploy a capital tear collection array. Dev Troll Best Troll
Muffin Shenanigans -¬ UAE
Nerf Concord slightly, you should be able to kill them, but it should require a sizeable fleet to do so.
Implement a huge assed warning with an "I accept" button when you launch the game, something along the lines of "This is a PvP game, nowhere is 100% safe, people can, and will hunt you down and kill you for profit and shiggles. It is your responsibility to mitigate this risk by taking appropriate precautions. HTFU."
Nil mortifi sine lucre |
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
1913
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Posted - 2014.06.23 19:06:00 -
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Felicity Love wrote:ImYourMom wrote:So what would you do if you became CCPs new CEO? *snip* ...people's head spin like Linda Blair's finest performance... *snip*
Thank you, now I have the image of Linda Blair giggling at the corner of the bed, after killing Father Merrin, burned into my brain.
Dimmy, Dimmy....why you do this to me...Dimmy.
Lmao.
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |
Higgs Foton
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
154
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Posted - 2014.06.23 19:13:00 -
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Selling the company for a hefty sum of money to EA and party hard on exclusive coffee and submissive BDSM prostitutes looks like a fine thing to me. And before i ink the deal with EA i would also unban Erotica1 and give him some isk and sp for lulz. And maybe a job as lead game designer. *Snip* Removed trolling part of the post. ISD Ezwal.*Snip* *Snip*-áPlease refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal.*Snip* *Snip*-áRemoved part of the post for not having enough pssssshhhhhh. ISD Ezwal.-á*Snip* |
DaReaper
Net 7 The Last Brigade
669
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Posted - 2014.06.23 19:28:00 -
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Dinsdale Pirannha wrote:Me, CEO.....
stuff
I was going to critize, but by the time I go to number 5 my head was going to explode. Just remind me to NEVER hire you for any company I own. k? thanks! 10 years of eve... yea i'm an addict |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5356
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Posted - 2014.06.23 19:33:00 -
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Dinsdale Pirannha wrote:Errr....do you see ANY group in-game mentioned in my post?
No but we see your not-so-stealthy reference to RMT cartels. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal & proud member of the popular gay hookup site, somethingawful.com |
Jessica Meric
University of Caille Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.06.23 19:38:00 -
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Yes I am CEO of my own business!
1st thing, sit down with lawyers and investors and talk about A. buying out investors, and B. Starting with the EVE community, offering private stock options to fund the game and give people who really want a part of the game a real say in what can go on.
2nd, Call up CCP Soundwave and see how I can bribe him to come back
3. Be open about everything going on inside company.
4. Redo Sov warfare, Blob wars have a place, but the way SOV is right now isn't to much fun with the way it all works.
5. Make Fraction warfare harder to avoid fighting in plexes, and a tag system where once your in a Plex you are able to be shot at (by anyone ) perhaps finding a way where you have to stay in the plex if your Fraction War fighter till the timer is up?
6. War decing of NPC corps (new characters are kicked out of starting corps after Six months to another NPC corp that can be war deced.
7. More Alliance tournaments and New Eden Tournaments, Making the alliance longer and any Alliance that wants in can be in if they been around for a year or more (yes make it longer = more people in it, more publicity for EVE.
8. Do something with Captain Quarters, either make WIS real or pull the whole thing out and use space for something else.
9. Make CSM worthwhile and able to pull people from all aspects of the game, via making candidates pick what they are running on (high sec, low sec, sov, mining, so on ) watching them in-game to make sure that is what they are doing then having better information for voters on each person.
10. I would have all DEVs list there ideas for the game (what they want to work on think would be good for the game ) and post them here for people to see and vote on, So another forum just for DEVs to post and the community to upvote like the Forum we have for Players to do so.
11. Make corp roles and POSes a lot better
12. Make EVE Online, the second generation. Fixing the code, updating, implementing all the ideas in a nice wrapper that EVE has done over years. Higher quality, implanted with the other EVE games. *in EVE lore I'm sure there are ways for a "New" generation of POD pilots to, perhaps another wormhole opens, or a new stargate goes there, and for some reason or other the thing closes gets destroyed whatever but this time no separation of people as they did learn to colonize and bring ships, blueprints and such though (and upgraded in ways )
13. Find other games to work on to make CCP less than a one trick pony *maybe restart WOD, maybe something else depending on who wants to work on what and what budget i can come up with without taking away from EVE.
14. Remake PI, take more of a land manger game (such as Sim city ) where you buy the land and can build cities and have the product of what they do if you if you keep your city happy (and yes have them need this that, natural disasters and so on not to mention Legion mercs trying to storm your city )
I'm sure I would do a lot more (or a lot less as most of these are just dreams ) but these are the things I would push for as CEO and i bet everything I say is "we cannot do this" and I will be "Do it anyway and..... so yeah ;) saving the fourms via one bad posting at a time.... wait....
yes yes random alt for now, but maybe not forever!
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Marlona Sky
D00M. Northern Coalition.
5327
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Posted - 2014.06.23 19:48:00 -
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Years ago Hilmar started a sortive AMA thread. He was posting in it all day. Would be nice if he did that again. Always nice when the CEO interacts with the players more than once a year at Fanfest for just a few minutes. The Paradox |
Marsha Mallow
1136
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Posted - 2014.06.23 20:45:00 -
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Marlona Sky wrote:Years ago Hilmar started a sortive AMA thread. He was posting in it all day. Would be nice if he did that again. Always nice when the CEO interacts with the players more than once a year at Fanfest for just a few minutes. If not him, maybe Seagull. Or have one Dev a week open a thread then chat with players about their particular area. It'd probably be more useful to familiarise people with the Devs than the Community Spotlight.
I'm torn between Dinsdale and UAE for CEO. But PLEX FOR BACON is pretty hard to beat. TO THE RIPARDMOBILE! |
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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
5629
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Posted - 2014.06.23 21:35:00 -
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1. Station Lock-out mechanics would be removed from Faction Warfare. Completely.
2a. All empire high-sec would be separated by low-sec. 2b. More low-sec systems and high-to-low stargates would be added... preventing too many chokepoints from forming.
3. Supercapitals would be banned from low-sec.
4. Cynos can only be used by "specialty" ships (see: ships with a bonus towards cynos).
5. War declaration mechanics would be revamped. --- a. It would be cheaper to declare war on a corporation/alliance bigger than yours. --- b. Defending corp/alliances can add an infinite amount allies to the war at no additional cost/penalty. --- c. No one may join or drop from either the offending or defending corporation during the duration of the war. edit: You cannot disband the corp/alliance either.
6. The New Player Experience will be revamped. --- a. Less expositories and detailed mechanical information... more "guidelines to live by." --- b. Optional voice tutorial. Keep things brief so they can be easily cycled through. --- c. Create missions that more or less simulate what happens in EVE and have a pop-up explaining what happened right after it happens. (example: one mission gives the newbie a cheap ship and, upon undocking, have NPCs "suicide gank" the newbie... then a pop-up appears and explains what suicide ganking is and some tips to avoid it).
7a. Priority would be given to overcoming the technical hurdles on making Warfare Links on-grid only. 7b. A new destroyer-sized command ship will be introduced to appease the skirmishers, small gangs, and poor people. This ship can only fit 1 link though.
8a. If Walking in Station is introduced, the security mechanics will emulate that of high, low, and null security. That means that people can indeed be ganked and lose all their implants in a station... and no, it will not be "griefing" (unless the gankers focus all their efforts on one person over and over again). 8b. You will only be truly safe in the Captains Quarters. 8c. No, you cannot bring people into your Captains Quarters. You want to be social? Go out and risk getting stabbed.
9. Space will have some random localized effects here and there... which will mostly be slight and largely ignoreable. Example 1: Stars deal omni-damage to anyone close by... enough damage to make small ships panic but not enough to kill them outright. Example 2: Being near a planet reduces agility/max speed by 2% or something. Example 3: Being in an asteroid belt deals 1% damage (based on raw HP, not EHP) to a ship regardless of size... ore ships will be exempt from this. Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |
Khadann
Scorpions Legions Inc.
57
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Posted - 2014.06.23 21:40:00 -
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All skills in Eve Online got a 6th level, with all bonus pushed to a 6th level.
Player owned stagates open up on pissed off Joves.
Jove space is freaky, with an average of 700 AU between planets, gates or stations. suns are all dying there. So are the joves BTW
Joves ships require level 6. Ea Jove destroyer requires level 6 destroyer skill ect
Joves ships are all kind of freaky H.R. Giger style
All cloaked ships leave a matter trace. Players can see this matter only activating a specific, high slot module. You can see the trace but still not the ship. Catching the cloaked ship requires 'manual' piloting and colision, desactivating the cloak
Suns has specific ressources that can be extracted, but requires the exhumers to form fleet with Logitic ships to keep them alive.
PI got its major content update in new patch
Incarna is developed at first in a specific ship, allowing corps to join in their CEO's ships
'Incarna ship' has windows showing the real space of eve online, changes according to location
Primae got a T2 version with cloak
XP on ships, you lose the ship, you loose the xp you gained. Various xp bonuses, does not exeed 3 % stat bonus
That's all for now :) |
Lord Fudo
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
87
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Posted - 2014.06.23 21:57:00 -
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Hire entire team just to remake POS'. Delay local in null. Make Concord pod players. Finish WiS. Give Black Ops covert ops cloaks. Remove wormholes and asteroid belts from system scan sigs, need probes to detect sig like we had before. And create all new random missions with random outcomes and spawns.
Also make sure tooltips have an option to be disabled. |
DaReaper
Net 7 The Last Brigade
672
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Posted - 2014.06.23 22:03:00 -
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i'm beginning to realize, well again I guess, why a lot of people are not devs... 10 years of eve... yea i'm an addict |
Lady Zarrina
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
136
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Posted - 2014.06.23 22:22:00 -
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Double the real dollar price of plex. Spend my riches on hookers and blow. damn it is hard to delete my signature |
Little Dragon Khamez
Guardians of the Underworld White Mountain Coalition
1473
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Posted - 2014.06.23 22:24:00 -
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TigerXtrm wrote:Abrazzar wrote:Mallak Azaria wrote:Sell the company off to EA & roll around in cash for the rest of my life while watching the trainwreck. This. More this. Disclaimer: EA is a horrible company and if Hillmarr happens to read this and gets any ideas; I will never play this game again if EA owns it. So don't sell it please. I'm just a huge hypocrite.
Too late man, it's already started. CCP have EA execs positioned in all of the right places now that wod has been cleansed from the accounts.
Edit: can you see my tinfoil hat? Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction... |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
14677
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Posted - 2014.06.23 22:24:00 -
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DaReaper wrote:i'm beginning to realize, well again I guess, why a lot of people are not devs...
Its because of the price of bacon. I know, its a damn shame. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Marsha Mallow
1143
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Posted - 2014.06.23 22:27:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:This list can literally go on forever. Please, continue. TO THE RIPARDMOBILE! |
Mithandra
Serene Vendetta Brawls Deep
49
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Posted - 2014.06.23 22:29:00 -
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Sit behind my big desk and quietly go insane |
Saisin
State War Academy Caldari State
74
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Posted - 2014.06.23 22:44:00 -
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The first thing Iwould do is order a thorough analysis of all the data collected these past 10 years by a crack team of data miners and analysts that are not connected to the game in any ways.
I would want to know the following most importantly:
- what are the gaming patterns of the players (group #1) that pay their subscription or buy PLEX with RL money, especially in the last year.
- what are the gaming patterns of those (Group #2) that use PLEXes to buy their subcription for all their accounts and alts.
I would then engineer a strong push to nerf game features benefiting group #2 and improve game features that group #1 cares for.
A few the other points of importance I would strongly push for to promote more in-game actions - No ship can leave the game (log off) when the player disconnects - No player can impact the game if they are not active behind their keyboard. - Bring the game content more in-line with the marketing content to not create false impressions from awesome video releases (or vice-versa). - Reform significantly the CSM. - Strongly enforce CCP employees' neutrality in the game play. - Develop more community live events done across the universe, to generate non NPC action, and avoid insider information on those.
"surrender your ego, be free". innuendo.
solo? There is a new hope http://turamarths-evelife.blogspot.com/2014/05/ok-now-im-betting-man.html |
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Soylent Jade
New Order Logistics CODE.
116
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Posted - 2014.06.23 22:53:00 -
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De'Veldrin wrote:ImYourMom wrote:So what would you do if you became CCPs new CEO? Personally permaban everyone who starts an "AFK Cloaking is bad because..." or a "Why can people gank me...," thread.
Don't forget ISBoxer thread starters. Making hisec better...one Catalyst at a time
minerbumping.com |
Ian Morbius
70
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Posted - 2014.06.23 22:56:00 -
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Would post, "So what would you do if you became CCPs new CEO?," in GD before official announcement. Claim any good ideas as our own. Fire/permaban anyone who says otherwise. Death Valley & Mojave real world hardcore. www.acronymfinder.com
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1591
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Posted - 2014.06.23 23:03:00 -
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I would start by giving each member of ISD a pay raise of 100%. Oh, wait....
Anyway, thread locket.
The Rules: 5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote. ISD Ezwal Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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