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Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
505
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Posted - 2014.07.02 16:49:00 -
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Wendrika wrote:Nauplius wrote:Do you think that God is going to allow Voluval marks in Paradise? Tattoos generally? Caravans? Chiefs? Elders? Clans, Shamans, or Fortune Tellers? I don't have any of those. Am I a good girl? I even unbraided my hair recently to look more normal. Maybe I'll bleach it too! But I must confess... I once ate a fortune cookie with the fortune still inside... Tasted like ink... Does that count as a Fortune Teller thingie? Please Mister Nauplius. Don't be so mean! Minmatar aren't all evil or anything. Some of us are quite good. And I still believe one day god will forgive you for being so mesn everyday. Wendy, put your braids back in and go use that innocent charm of your's to lure people to their doom. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Vulxanis Viceroy
Offworld Trading Company
103
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Posted - 2014.07.02 18:14:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote: TL;DR :
Your wrong, you suck, go away.
* Yes he is. How anyone can take themselves that seriously about such fallacies over their own pride goes to show how much farther people are willing to go when death is not going to affect them.
* That would be an inappropriate insult, so no. Not only is it somewhat vulgar, it does not even begin to cover how terrible heresy is.
For a better example I shall equate it to something from gallentean "sci fi", as I have heard it called, that you should be able to understand. Heresy is a virus, and Nauplius is the "Zombie" that spreads said virus (or at least attempts to). Or perhaps a better example, another monster from Gallente fiction, a "Vampire".
* As stated above, since heresy is considered a virus-equivalent in the Empire and to the faithful, telling him to "go away" would not be a good enough solution. Biomassing, yes. Simply 'going away' means he can come back. Fide et honore.
(OOC/ IC note: Vulxanis only responds to "Lord Draconis".) |
Pieter Tuulinen
In Exile. Imperial Outlaws.
3823
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Posted - 2014.07.02 18:29:00 -
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Jade Blackwind wrote: I'd also suggest that eating the heart of a slain enemy gives you his courage, eating his fresh liver gives you his health, and eating his fresh brain... never mind.
Great Maker! Eating the fresh brain of a slain enemy gives you nothing more than a prion folding disease! "You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions." "Only a killer would know that..." |
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
651
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Posted - 2014.07.02 18:52:00 -
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Well duh. There's a reason the clonevats for long pig don't allow the brains to mature. ... you know, aside from the obvious ethical issues.
It's remarkable what people start eating when they get into money, I find. Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
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Jade Blackwind
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
94
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Posted - 2014.07.02 19:01:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Jade Blackwind wrote: I'd also suggest that eating the heart of a slain enemy gives you his courage, eating his fresh liver gives you his health, and eating his fresh brain... never mind.
Great Maker! Eating the fresh brain of a slain enemy gives you nothing more than a prion folding disease! If someone really believes in such things, he deserves it. |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
505
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Posted - 2014.07.02 22:04:00 -
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Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:
* That would be an inappropriate insult, so no. perhaps a better example, another monster from Gallente fiction, a "Vampire".
Wait, you're messing with my head here. Does he suck or not? The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Sanadras Riahn
Anshar Incorporated
62
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Posted - 2014.07.02 23:45:00 -
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Nauplius wrote: God does not care whether you are good. He cares whether you are Chosen.
Apologies for being so brash and forward about it, but
Your god sucks. "This is our way of wisdom, warrior. To be true. To be full. To include our hearts in every aspect of what we do. --- Let those that fly cold numbers be the Amarr. We fly better than that."---Alica Wildfire, inscribed on the inside and outer shell of Sanadras' Capsule. |
Wendrika
Offworld Trading Company
64
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Posted - 2014.07.03 01:35:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:Do you want to become Chosen? Seek out a Brutor, Sebiestor, or Vherokior. Strap him half-naked unto the altar of God, raise the knife over him, and with a perfectly executed splatter cut drive it through his chest. Feed from the open wound, and fill one-third of a golden vial with his blood. Repeat this process with victims of the other two bloodlines. Your golden vial is a precious symbol of the faith, to be worn always, for the blood of the Brutor gives strength, the blood of the Sebiestor gives intellect, and the blood of the Vherokior gives wisdom.
It must be so hard to be of your religion Mister Nauplius. All I have to do in mine is visit the church every sunday and be kind and friendly to others. It's a pity your religion only accepts murderers and meanies. Must be awful to be so lonely. Even Miss Funk has more friends than you, and she ate a lot of people! And she is friendlier too! She is always inviting people over for dinner or for house visiting!
Why can't you be more like Miss Funk? |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
505
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Posted - 2014.07.03 02:17:00 -
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Wendrika wrote:Nauplius wrote:Do you want to become Chosen? Seek out a Brutor, Sebiestor, or Vherokior. Strap him half-naked unto the altar of God, raise the knife over him, and with a perfectly executed splatter cut drive it through his chest. Feed from the open wound, and fill one-third of a golden vial with his blood. Repeat this process with victims of the other two bloodlines. Your golden vial is a precious symbol of the faith, to be worn always, for the blood of the Brutor gives strength, the blood of the Sebiestor gives intellect, and the blood of the Vherokior gives wisdom. It must be so hard to be of your religion Mister Nauplius. All I have to do in mine is visit the church every sunday and be kind and friendly to others. It's a pity your religion only accepts murderers and meanies. Must be awful to be so lonely. Even Miss Funk has more friends than you, and she ate a lot of people! And she is friendlier too! She is always inviting people over for dinner or for house visiting! Why can't you be more like Miss Funk?
I.... I don't.... No. One of her is enough. And politely decline if she asks you over for dinner.... The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
2220
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Posted - 2014.07.03 02:23:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:Tiberious Thessalonia wrote: They let you fly a spaceship. My god. With your brain, even.
You're being mean.
Constantly. |
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Pieter Tuulinen
In Exile. Imperial Outlaws.
3823
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Posted - 2014.07.03 14:41:00 -
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Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Nauplius wrote:Tiberious Thessalonia wrote: They let you fly a spaceship. My god. With your brain, even.
You're being mean. Constantly.
I thought all was love in Nation? "You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions." "Only a killer would know that..." |
Maria Daphiti
In Exile. Imperial Outlaws.
5
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Posted - 2014.07.03 16:28:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Nauplius wrote:Tiberious Thessalonia wrote: They let you fly a spaceship. My god. With your brain, even.
You're being mean. Constantly. I thought all was love in Nation?
They claim they are building some sort of Utopia. But they never smile! I've never seen one smile. And especially not Tiberious! So I am not surprised that he's constantly mean. Seems more like some sort of dysopia instead! |
Pieter Tuulinen
In Exile. Imperial Outlaws.
3823
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Posted - 2014.07.03 17:14:00 -
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Maria Daphiti wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Nauplius wrote:Tiberious Thessalonia wrote: They let you fly a spaceship. My god. With your brain, even.
You're being mean. Constantly. I thought all was love in Nation? They claim they are building some sort of Utopia. But they never smile! I've never seen one smile. And especially not Tiberious! So I am not surprised that he's constantly mean. Seems more like some sort of dysopia instead!
I think I've seen Deadrow grin. That's almost a smile...
Well, no, fair point, kirjuun. "You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions." "Only a killer would know that..." |
Vulxanis Viceroy
Offworld Trading Company
103
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Posted - 2014.07.03 17:38:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:
* That would be an inappropriate insult, so no. perhaps a better example, another monster from Gallente fiction, a "Vampire".
Wait, you're messing with my head here. Does he suck or not?
*sigh* I do not know enough about Gallentean fiction to be able to continue an argument on this matter, so if you cannot see my point then I cannot elaborate further effectively.
Fide et honore.
(OOC/ IC note: Vulxanis only responds to "Lord Draconis".) |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
510
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Posted - 2014.07.03 19:36:00 -
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Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:
* That would be an inappropriate insult, so no. perhaps a better example, another monster from Gallente fiction, a "Vampire".
Wait, you're messing with my head here. Does he suck or not? *sigh* I do not know enough about Gallentean fiction to be able to continue an argument on this matter, so if you cannot see my point then I cannot elaborate further effectively. Yay, I win. Nauppie sucks. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Vulxanis Viceroy
Offworld Trading Company
103
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Posted - 2014.07.03 19:50:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote: Yay, I win. Nauppie sucks.
Quite the accomplishment. Fide et honore.
(OOC/ IC note: Vulxanis only responds to "Lord Draconis".) |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
510
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Posted - 2014.07.03 20:21:00 -
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Yay! I never win anything.
*tears up excessively* I would like to take this opportunity to thank my mother and father, without you I wouldn't be here. My brother, for all the support you gave me during these hard times. All the loyal members of the church of Claudia (you know who you are). And to my cat Tibbits for, well, being my cat. I humbly accept this great honor and promise to work hard to bring you the quality of random nonsense you have come to expect from me in all my future endeavors. *walks away clutching the award, teary eyed and smiling* The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Kale Silence
Sebietar Scavenging and Hacking
48
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Posted - 2014.07.03 20:36:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote: Yay! I never win anything.
*tears up excessively* I would like to take this opportunity to thank my mother and father, without you I wouldn't be here. My brother, for all the support you gave me during these hard times. All the loyal members of the church of Claudia (you know who you are). And to my cat Tibbits for, well, being my cat. I humbly accept this great honor and promise to work hard to bring you the quality of random nonsense you have come to expect from me in all my future endeavors. *walks away clutching the award, teary eyed and smiling*
And this is why the federation must be destroyed? "Love me or hate me, but money don't judge me. I don't care about your opinion, unless you intend to pay me. Then I care." - Anonymous |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
511
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Posted - 2014.07.03 21:37:00 -
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Kale Silence wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote: Yay! I never win anything.
*tears up excessively* I would like to take this opportunity to thank my mother and father, without you I wouldn't be here. My brother, for all the support you gave me during these hard times. All the loyal members of the church of Claudia (you know who you are). And to my cat Tibbits for, well, being my cat. I humbly accept this great honor and promise to work hard to bring you the quality of random nonsense you have come to expect from me in all my future endeavors. *walks away clutching the award, teary eyed and smiling*
And this is why the federation must be destroyed? Wrong person, hun. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Kale Silence
Sebietar Scavenging and Hacking
50
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Posted - 2014.07.03 21:41:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Wrong person, hun.
Take note of question mark. Meant I was leaving it open for the "right person" to affirm it. Gods. Is humor lost in this galaxy?
*finishes popcorn from other thread and gets more*
"Love me or hate me, but money don't judge me. I don't care about your opinion, unless you intend to pay me. Then I care." - Anonymous |
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Vulxanis Viceroy
Offworld Trading Company
103
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Posted - 2014.07.03 21:44:00 -
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Kale Silence wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Wrong person, hun. Take note of question mark. Meant I was leaving it open for the "right person" to affirm it. Gods. Is humor lost in this galaxy? *finishes popcorn from other thread and gets more*
You are trying too hard. By the looks of your post records, you do not come here very often.
Perhaps this will help. As a wise old man once said:
"The Intergalactic Summit. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." Fide et honore.
(OOC/ IC note: Vulxanis only responds to "Lord Draconis".) |
Kale Silence
Sebietar Scavenging and Hacking
52
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Posted - 2014.07.03 21:46:00 -
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Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:
You are trying too hard. By the looks of your post records, you do not come here very often.
Perhaps this will help. As a wise old man once said:
"The Intergalactic Summit. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
*comes back with popcorn. Stares* "Love me or hate me, but money don't judge me. I don't care about your opinion, unless you intend to pay me. Then I care." - Anonymous |
Adala Andiun
Offworld Trading Company
2
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Posted - 2014.07.03 21:50:00 -
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Kale Silence wrote:Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:
You are trying too hard. By the looks of your post records, you do not come here very often.
Perhaps this will help. As a wise old man once said:
"The Intergalactic Summit. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
*comes back with popcorn. Stares*
*giggles* That is often the best option. |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
2220
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Posted - 2014.07.04 10:33:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Nauplius wrote:Tiberious Thessalonia wrote: They let you fly a spaceship. My god. With your brain, even.
You're being mean. Constantly. I thought all was love in Nation?
I love everyone who is in my collective.
It is not my job, however, to love the crazy people who somehow manage to get themselves a pilots license. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1153
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Posted - 2014.07.05 10:15:00 -
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Nauplius wrote: Myth: The Apocryphon says all people are equal. Fact: The last two lines of the Apocryphon text proclaim nothing at odds with the strict hierarchy of man as proclaimed in the canonical Scriptures: As Garrulor rules the skies; as Frisceas rules the sea; As Emperor rules Holder; as Holder rules Serf; Yet all under Heaven serve Me; So shall Amarr rule the worlds of the Heavens. GÇö The Scriptures, Book of Reclaiming 3.19 - 3.21 That God would say, GÇ£you are all my creationGÇ¥ can hardly be considered a statement on the equality of man, for Fedos and Slaver Hound fleas are also God's creation, and surely they are not equal to holders and Emperors. That God would say, GÇ£all are equal in my kingdomGÇ¥ says nothing about those outside the kingdom, a group which must include at least all those outside the faith. Indeed, even within the faith, Sani Sabik have not held an expansive definition of equality, as nearly all such groups identify savants, persons (like myself) of superior intellect and spiritual insight meant to serve as rules and leaders. I suspect that the GÇ£kingdomGÇ¥ mentioned in the Apocryphon is actually Paradise.
Mr. Nauplius, equality of people is a myth and misconception, nurtured by inferior subhumans like Gallenteans to subjugate other species under their rule by their propaganda.
You don't really have to look into Scriptures and other sources of transcendent, metaphysical origin, since concept of equality and inequality of peoples isn't something, that one can believe or not believe into. It is something, that can be proven with science and facts.
Every educated Caldari child will tell you that there are no peoples with equal genome, equal rights and abilities, unless they are clones. Who we are and what we can be, was dictated to us by our birth, when the nature, or the God, or scientists (who messed with our genes), programmed whom they want to see.
Let us leave facts to science, and religion for explaining things outside of it. Of course, even facts and physical laws can have metaphysical background and based on things we can't explain by science.
But would you agree, that you don't appeal to molecular structure of chopsticks when you teach how to use them to eat your food, right? Then why would you appeal to divine when you describe facts, that can be proven just by science? |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1153
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Posted - 2014.07.05 10:39:00 -
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Nauplius wrote: Do you want to become Chosen? Seek out a Brutor, Sebiestor, or Vherokior. Strap him half-naked unto the altar of God . . .
This is SO inappropriate and indecent, like like... like... Like these minmatar in their tribal clothes! Like gallenteans in their transparent clothes! Like these statues in Blood Raider quarters!!!
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1153
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Posted - 2014.07.05 10:40:00 -
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Maria Daphiti wrote: They claim they are building some sort of Utopia. But they never smile! I've never seen one smile. And especially not Tiberious! So I am not surprised that he's constantly mean. Seems more like some sort of dysopia instead!
Toasters don't smile. Toasters produce toasts with their straight metal faces. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
215
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Posted - 2014.07.05 14:09:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote: This is SO inappropriate and indecent, like like... like... Like these minmatar in their tribal clothes! Like gallenteans in their transparent clothes! Like these statues in Blood Raider quarters!!!
I agree that nudity should be kept to a minimum; however, without a bit of nudity during ritual sacrifice it is not possible to make accurate cuts and collect the blood. Trying to sacrifice a clothed person would just mean sloppy cuts and bloody clothes. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1155
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Posted - 2014.07.05 14:24:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:Diana Kim wrote: This is SO inappropriate and indecent, like like... like... Like these minmatar in their tribal clothes! Like gallenteans in their transparent clothes! Like these statues in Blood Raider quarters!!!
I agree that nudity should be kept to a minimum; however, without a bit of nudity during ritual sacrifice it is not possible to make accurate cuts and collect the blood. Trying to sacrifice a clothed person would just mean sloppy cuts and bloody clothes. When they were taking my blood in medbay, they didn't order me to undress at all. They just grabbed my hand, applied strong smelling disinfectant and made small accurate incision to my finger and collected the blood into a test tube. See? No nudity, sloppy cuts and bloody clothes required. |
Deitra Vess
Dead Men Rising Hashashin Cartel
32
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Posted - 2014.07.05 14:34:00 -
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I don't think sucking a fingertip would have the desired effect he's looking for.... |
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