Deablo Paco
Flatulaction The Magnificent Bastards
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Posted - 2014.07.08 07:04:00 -
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interesting hook here. Dove men + Care actually leaves your skin drier then the leading body soap brand!!! OMGGG
Now we start the actual recruitment post :P. Flatulaction [Heinz] is a main PvP based corp(or building to be so). We do partake in other aspects of eve as do all our members plus alliance (The Magnificent Bastards). Heinz, Along with a few other corps in Alliance, is the PvP backbone of alliance. Leadership and FC's (Fleet Commanders) are made up of senior players who have explored all aspects of eve(null sec, wormholes, exploration, piracy). We are very new player friendly, teaching the basics to anyone starting out eve or just wishing to try pvp for the first time. we accommodate to low skill level players. we do accept senior players aswell, need some heavy hitters and other who know the ropes :P. We run all non pvp operations in high sec in amarr space. Heinz, and the other pvp corps, have our own little home in low sec where we stage fleets and just conduct daily operations. what ever you wish to do we have a place for you.
All that we are looking for in you is:
>> Activity: Must be active daily, if not atleast on weekends for schedualed Fleets ops.( RL does come first, but if it comes immediately after you join, you may be kicked)
>> On TS when online: Communication is the biggest thing in this alliance, it makes me and the higher ups very uneasy if you refuse to get on or make excuses. also may end up in you being kicked.
>> Doctrine Ships: If you have the skills you must have atleast 2 doctrine ships for when fleets are called. if you do not have the skills, then fit a ship to your skill level and get it approved by FC. if you die and your fitting wasn't approved and isn't doctrine you will NOT be reimbursed for your loss.
>> Sense of Humor: We are Bastards. Humor and jokes is our strongest suit. If you have thin skin or are easily butthurt, please just don't apply. (we have been asked to avoid certain jokes around certain people because it hits too close to home and what not and we will respect that and avoid those jokes if the person is present.)
>> No Skill Requirement: I have Ships for Fleets that are set to be flow by people 1 to 2 days in the game. so skill requirements are not needed.
>> API: We do need a FULL, no expiry, API for your character. if you have alts, that will be discussed during the interview or in private chat. if you do not give API's then do not apply/ only give half API's? still do not ******* apply or talk to me at all...
>> Miners: YES! you can be a miner and join as long as you participate in atleast 4 fleets a month(I will ask the FC's). and while not pvping taking heavy loses due to stupidity.
>> All Else: That's the Basics of what we are looking for, anything else can/ will be covered in the interview.
So you are thinking "well you just gave the basics on what you want, why don't you tell me what you can offer ." EXCELLENT IDEA!! and so we shall
What we have/ offer:
>> Daily/ Nightly PvP Ops: If you want to PvP and FC is usually always looking for people ready and motivated so he cant start the fleet.
>> Comm Server: TS3 is our communication server, as mentioned earlier.
>> New Player Friendly Environment: No matter how new you are to eve you are just as much a valuable asset in the kickassness we call alliance.
>> Mining Boosts: For the miners that decide to join we do have Full, yes FULL Boosts anytime you want them. just ask.
>> Reward Program: one reward program we have started is 100mil for 100 kills. if you get 100 legitimate kills in 1 month(no pods, shuttles, or rookie ships.) we will give you 100 mil.
>> Reimbursement: There are about 4 Designated FC's in alliance atm. if you run with any of those 4, reimbursement is available(Requirements are you must be in a doctrine ship/ or FC approved ship) its more FC approved then Doctrine but doctrines do help a lot more. your full faction fit ship dies in a fleet because you decided you wanted to show it off, only the hull will be reimbursed..
>> TimeZone: I believe that we are all US TZ. we have had a few EU TZ and do accept EU tz.
>> Missions: for getting g the isk to fund your PvP Thirst we do run lvl 4's daily very close to home. again just ask and someone will be there to assist you.
Well mates I think that covers the Basics of what we have that I can post on here. have any questions or would like to know more? you know what im going to say, its the same stupid thing every time..
Corporate Recruitment Channel is "Flatulaction". Alliance Public Channel is "Bstrd PUB" if you join alliance pub just let them know you are looking for me and if I am not online someone should be able to contact me. don't feel like joining channels? ofcourse you don't you anti-social freak. just send me a private mail and ill get back to you ASAP. OHH I also forgot to tell you!! We do have Cookies.. its gotten us 2 corp members so far and they are pretty active so the cookies must be good.
well that is all I have to say for now mates. Fly whatever way you damn well please o7
- Deablo Paco (Alliance Officer - PvP Commander) |