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Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
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Posted - 2014.07.29 02:01:00 -
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Fred is sitting in a large room in his ancestral home, gazing majestically out the window as a symphony plays. He takes a deep breath and sighs with pure bliss, appreciating the brilliance of an ancient Gallentean composer. and turns his head, greeting the camera filming the transmission.
Oh hello! I didn't notice you there. Please, do come in! Well, to be totally honest, I did notice you there. Who the hell just sits around staring out a window while a live symphony in the next room plays just for him? I'm not some Ammarrian prince, and if I was, then I would be spending my freetime getting my bank account locked and asking for generous strangers on Galnet to give me money.
But yes, you are probably wondering where I have been, and even if you haven't then you are now, as you probably would of shut off the transmission by this point. Well here is your answer! You ready? This is gonna be good!
I WAS-
The transmission cuts to static, and then to menu. It read:
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! BUY THE FRED STORY DLC FOR ONLY 3,000 ISK
Unsurprisingly, nobody paid. Fred didn't even create this menu. It's quite possible that some corrupt hologame publisher added this malarkey in.
Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
858
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Posted - 2014.07.29 04:58:00 -
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It doesn't tell me where to pay. HOW CAN I FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IF I DON'T KNOW WHO TO PAY!?! >:O The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
2370
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Posted - 2014.07.29 06:03:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:It doesn't tell me where to pay. HOW CAN I FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IF I DON'T KNOW WHO TO PAY!?! >:O
It appears my transmission was hijacked by Electrosoft Arts. Though I guarantee you paying them will not get you the ending, especially after my infinite team of Caldari lawyers has something to say about it. I suppose we'll have to wait. Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
Elmund Egivand
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
31
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Posted - 2014.07.29 07:38:00 -
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Fredfredbug4 wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:It doesn't tell me where to pay. HOW CAN I FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IF I DON'T KNOW WHO TO PAY!?! >:O It appears my transmission was hijacked by Electrosoft Arts. Though I guarantee you paying them will not get you the ending, especially after my infinite team of Caldari lawyers has something to say about it. I suppose we'll have to wait.
Please don't tell me we have to pay for a choice of endings being colored in red, blue or green. |
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
443
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Posted - 2014.07.29 09:21:00 -
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Entertainment business practices in the Federation seem to be rather bleak lately.
And then we are the criminals. - Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim ___________________________ Angels are never far... Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc |
Kayagainen Iwalula
Etsala Trading Company
90
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Posted - 2014.07.29 09:43:00 -
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Fredfredbug4 wrote:FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! BUY THE FRED STORY DLC FOR ONLY 3,000 ISK
This is outrageous.
I would charge x1000 times as much for something like that. What a wasted opportunity.
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Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
692
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Posted - 2014.07.29 10:22:00 -
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Don't worry. If enough people complain there'll be a new DLC ending that doesn't fix any of the problems. Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1194
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:55:00 -
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Fredfredbug4 wrote:
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! BUY THE FRED STORY DLC FOR ONLY 3,000 ISK
Fred dies. |
Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
2371
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Posted - 2014.07.30 18:18:00 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Fredfredbug4 wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:It doesn't tell me where to pay. HOW CAN I FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IF I DON'T KNOW WHO TO PAY!?! >:O It appears my transmission was hijacked by Electrosoft Arts. Though I guarantee you paying them will not get you the ending, especially after my infinite team of Caldari lawyers has something to say about it. I suppose we'll have to wait. Please don't tell me we have to pay for a choice of endings being colored in red, blue or green.
Only green, this is the Federation after all!
Leopold Caine wrote:Entertainment business practices in the Federation seem to be rather bleak lately.
And then we are the criminals.
The only thing criminal is my transmission getting hijacked by greedy game developers!
Kayagainen Iwalula wrote: This is outrageous.
I would charge x1000 times as much for something like that. What a wasted opportunity.
To each his own I suppose.
Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Cult of War
2371
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Posted - 2014.07.30 18:19:00 -
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Jinari Otsito wrote:Don't worry. If enough people complain there'll be a new DLC ending that doesn't fix any of the problems.
Double the DLC, double the fun!
Diana Kim wrote:Fred dies.
Well then... Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
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