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Bai'xao Meiyi
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Posted - 2014.08.06 07:44:00 -
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After a short clip of The Reliquary of Haimaktos's corporate logo, a video of Bai'xao Meiyi fills the audio file. She sits in a huge, plump blue suede couch, wearing a black, tailored business suit and leather gloves exposing the back of her hands. She smiles warmly to the camera.
"Hello capsuleers. It's been a long time and for my little idea, now is as good a time as any. Things seem to be going quite slowly in our little galaxy and hopefully, this will help to get things going again."
Bai lifts a briefcase from off screen to rest in her lap, making it look quite a bit smaller then it would other wise be. The clasps face the camera.
"I want to see you all compete. Uh uh, don't click away. This is going to be for the greater good and I promise it will be worth it. There are no entrance fees in this little competition, All you need to do is to Kill Nauplius. That's right, the irritating little racist that bothers so many of us with the sewage leak he calls a voice."
Bai smiles
"Sending 1400 millimeters of lead through someone as vile as that is surely reward enough, but, to sweeten the deal I've made sure I've got some lovely prizes for our little future champions."
Bai opens the comparatively small suitcase in her lap, revealing a Pilots License Extension, three stacks of ISK banknotes and two glowing holograms. The hologram on the right, pans through Naval battleships and an ORE edition Mackinaw. The left hologram, cycles through Naval faction battle cruisers and pirate cruisers.
"To the winner, goes one full months pilots license and 250 million isk... To whom ever kills Nauplius first, shall go the Naval battle ship of their choice or an ORE Development Edition Mackinaw. Finally, to who ever kills Nauplius in a ship of Blood Raider Covenant or Republic Fleet design alone will win the naval battle cruiser or pirate cruiser of their choice."
Bai indicates each prize with a hand gesture toward it.
"This competition has 4 simple rules. 1. Post your intent to compete in this thread along with mailing a GalNet link to your killboard to me so that I can see verified killboard evidence of all Nauplius kills. 2. Nauplius being killed by corp mates or himself, does not count. 3. If a contestant achieves multiple winning criteria, the second and third reward will be distributed to the runners up in each case. 4. Any slaves or innocent civilians found within a ship belonging to Nauplius alive or dead are to be contracted to me, so that they may be resettled as refugees to the new homeland of their choice or returned to families for proper burial. Any capsuleer wishing to help me do this, is more then welcome to offer in this thread. "
Bai closes the brief case quickly and loudly.
"This contest will begin on the 18th of August 00:01 and will end on the 8th of September 23:59 and will be concluded with a party in celebration of the victors at a later to be confirmed time and date. Happy hunting, capsuleers."
Bai salutes, winks and the video file ends. |
Karynn Denton
Clan Katanga Caravan
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Posted - 2014.08.06 09:52:00 -
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Well, that's a much better offer than Duchess d'Hanguest's incentive, which I thought was a little paltry and silly by being restricted to those of Amarrian faith.
I'll sign up, although my active times differ from Pilot Nauplius; I've had him watchlisted for a while and that little light is always red . Still, the oportunity may yet present itself.
That bit about posting a link to my Galnet killboard - I don't think I can do that. Against IGS rules or something. You can look my name up though. It's the one with lots of solo kills in a Rifter
And of course, I couldn't complete this post without the obligatory sales pitch: if anyone wants a little chemical assistance to battle the fiend Nauplius, call me for quality product at good prices and free delivery!
Karynn Denton Caravan Master
Drug-dealing, frigate-fighting, Rifter-rolling Thukkervixen |
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Imperial Outlaws.
1615
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Posted - 2014.08.06 10:17:00 -
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Sure, why not.
If people are willing to pay, then I'm more than willing to go weapons free with ultraviolence. |
Marcus Gord
Stormcrows
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Posted - 2014.08.06 10:58:00 -
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I'm open to shooting at someone for money, unfortunately I'll be planetside the whole time.
Good hunting to participants, however. You can't take the sky from me
".....Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well....." http://i.imgur.com/LM2NKUf.png |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
225
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Posted - 2014.08.06 11:29:00 -
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When the "winner" of this contest stands at the Judgement, God will only laugh as the sefrim carry him down to Hell.
And in those precious few moments when the torments of Hell recede for a moment and the damned is able to look skyward toward the blood-splattered golden towers of Paradise, he shall see me looking down upon him, smiling because God is glorified in the destruction of the Wicked. |
Ragnar Severasse
Consortium of the Blue Phoenix Villore Accords
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Posted - 2014.08.06 12:02:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:When the "winner" of this contest stands at the Judgement, God will only laugh as the sefrim carry him down to Hell.
And in those precious few moments when the torments of Hell recede for a moment and the damned is able to look skyward toward the blood-splattered golden towers of Paradise, he shall see me looking down upon him, smiling because God is glorified in the destruction of the Wicked.
No Naupilus, she said that your suicides don't count as wins.
Best of luck to all participants. Developer of the Theories of Special and General Stupidity:-áhttp://imgur.com/zwpPmqB |
Odelya d'Hanguest
ZERO HEAVY INDUSTRIES 24eme Legion Etrangere
356
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Posted - 2014.08.06 12:24:00 -
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Karynn Denton wrote:Well, that's a much better offer than Duchess d'Hanguest's incentive, which I thought was a little paltry and silly by being restricted to those of Amarrian faith. You call it paltry because you do not seem to understand that in essence money is irrelevant when honoured soldiers of the Lord perform their duties. Not for wealth or pride, but out of faithfulness and commitment. I understand that you produce drugs and boosters. For the faithful, however, the promise to serve the Lord, the promotion of virtue and the prevention of vice, is bliss, blessing and booster. You should also note that money is second to the honorary title of Topoteretes of the Ducal Palasian Squadron [DPS], which cannot not be measured in kredits either.
To limit the opportunity to the faithful, and our Caldari allies, as my sister insisted upon, has a clear defined aim too. You will see what happens now, that Ms Meiyi has made the killing of Nauplius a simple manhunt, a sportive GÇ£competitionGÇ¥, in which elements of lowest standing can partake. It serves no moral purpose. It serves no justified aim. It is just a dull pastime for capsuleers. Like a racing competition. But we do not despise Nauplius for our own amusement, but for his deeds and to serve and please the Lord. Book of Prayers GÇö GalNet Profile GÇö Viva la Legion! GÇö Laudetur Khanid! |
Samira Kernher
Praetorian Auxiliary Force Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
663
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Posted - 2014.08.06 12:44:00 -
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It is disappointing that the only way to encourage other people to actually back up their denouncements against him is these offers of monetary reward. |
Bai'xao Meiyi
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Posted - 2014.08.06 13:09:00 -
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Ragnar Severasse wrote:Nauplius wrote:When the "winner" of this contest stands at the Judgement, God will only laugh as the sefrim carry him down to Hell.
And in those precious few moments when the torments of Hell recede for a moment and the damned is able to look skyward toward the blood-splattered golden towers of Paradise, he shall see me looking down upon him, smiling because God is glorified in the destruction of the Wicked. No Naupilus, she said that your suicides don't count as wins. Best of luck to all participants.
I enjoyed this post so much I want to buy you the pirate faction frigate of your choice. |
Ayallah
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
292
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Posted - 2014.08.06 13:29:00 -
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You are late.
https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=827700 https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=827695 https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=834345 https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=834337
I've been hunting him for quite some time.
I have even gotten friends to help. https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=833315 https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=838288
I asked a month ago for help and no one helped. Though two people offered. Now he only stays online for a few moments if I am online. Now he chains slaves in his cargo. Now he stays in high sec and blows up even more people.
I am sure killing a few more of his frigates will prove to be the nail in his coffin. -áFear The Tribes |
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Dagur Brynj'ar
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.08.06 13:33:00 -
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So I guess Nauplius has finally been given over to destruction by a jury of his peers. He is one of the chosen after all. Good riddens I say... |
Samira Kernher
Praetorian Auxiliary Force Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
663
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Posted - 2014.08.06 14:01:00 -
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Late or not, if it gets more people hunting him then the better. |
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
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Posted - 2014.08.06 14:03:00 -
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Not to belittle your efforts, Ayallah, but it is a little disingenuous to puff yourself up and look down at others for not jumping on the bandwagon when you were several months late in jumping on said bandwagon yourself.
Lieutenant Kernher and several of her fellow Praetorians were actively hunting Nauplius well before you sought to take action yourself, and to date still have far more recorded kills against him, as a quick review of combat records would show.
On another note, there's always something particularly charming about political cannibalism. Morwen Lagann CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar Owner, The Golden Masque
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Elmund Egivand
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.08.06 14:13:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:When the "winner" of this contest stands at the Judgement, God will only laugh as the sefrim carry him down to Hell.
And in those precious few moments when the torments of Hell recede for a moment and the damned is able to look skyward toward the blood-splattered golden towers of Paradise, he shall see me looking down upon him, smiling because God is glorified in the destruction of the Wicked.
Therefore killing you is an act of glorifying God. |
Ayallah
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
292
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Posted - 2014.08.06 14:22:00 -
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Morwen Lagann wrote:Not to belittle your efforts, Ayallah, but it is a little disingenuous to puff yourself up and look down at others for not jumping on the bandwagon when you were several months late in jumping on said bandwagon yourself.
Lieutenant Kernher and several of her fellow Praetorians were actively hunting Nauplius well before you sought to take action yourself, and to date still have several more recorded kills against him, as a quick review of combat records would show.
On another note, there's always something particularly charming about political cannibalism.
I am not puffing myself up just saying basically exactly what you are. That he is being hunted and it has not worked at all.
I am not P.I.E. inc so I cannot speak from their perspective, only mine. -áFear The Tribes |
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Imperial Outlaws.
1615
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Posted - 2014.08.06 14:52:00 -
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Personally, the means of remuneration is less important to me than that the contract exist. I would have offered my personal services to undertake violence for a poem or a song, perhaps even a bottle of wine agreed upon just as much as ISK. |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
865
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Posted - 2014.08.06 16:39:00 -
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While it's impressive and commendable, I don't think these should be posted here.... The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
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Posted - 2014.08.06 16:52:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:When the "winner" of this contest stands at the Judgement, God will only laugh as the sefrim carry him down to Hell.
And in those precious few moments when the torments of Hell recede for a moment and the damned is able to look skyward toward the blood-splattered golden towers of Paradise, he shall see me looking down upon him, smiling because God is glorified in the destruction of the Wicked. Hey Mister Nauplius, you're going about it all wrong.
The proper retort would be to offer twice the prizes and kredits to kill the OP, Miss Meiyi.
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. |
Pieter Tuulinen
In Exile. Imperial Outlaws.
3915
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Posted - 2014.08.06 17:35:00 -
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Candi LeMew wrote:The proper retort would be to offer twice the prizes and kredits to kill the OP, Miss Meiyi.
Frankly, I'd want at least double to tangle with Bai'xao. She soundly kicked my ass in a sparring match, once. "You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions." "Only a killer would know that..." |
Bai'xao Meiyi
73
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Posted - 2014.08.06 18:20:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Candi LeMew wrote:The proper retort would be to offer twice the prizes and kredits to kill the OP, Miss Meiyi.
Frankly, I'd want at least double to tangle with Bai'xao. She soundly kicked my ass in a sparring match, once.
How many ribs did I break again? Three was it? We should totally have a rematch. |
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Pieter Tuulinen
In Exile. Imperial Outlaws.
3915
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Posted - 2014.08.06 18:56:00 -
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Bai'xao Meiyi wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Candi LeMew wrote:The proper retort would be to offer twice the prizes and kredits to kill the OP, Miss Meiyi.
Frankly, I'd want at least double to tangle with Bai'xao. She soundly kicked my ass in a sparring match, once. We should totally have a rematch. How many ribs did I break again?
You broke three, you adorable monster. You won't break ANY now, they're reinforced with Maker knows what kind of super-secret material. But yes, rematch. "You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions." "Only a killer would know that..." |
Bai'xao Meiyi
73
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Posted - 2014.08.06 19:29:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Bai'xao Meiyi wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Candi LeMew wrote:The proper retort would be to offer twice the prizes and kredits to kill the OP, Miss Meiyi.
Frankly, I'd want at least double to tangle with Bai'xao. She soundly kicked my ass in a sparring match, once. We should totally have a rematch. How many ribs did I break again? You broke three, you adorable monster. You won't break ANY now, they're reinforced with Maker knows what kind of super-secret material. But yes, rematch.
Awh, I'm adorable? how sweet.
Are you giving me a challenge Pieter? Ooh I might just get the opportunity to test my implants out. |
Pieter Tuulinen
In Exile. Imperial Outlaws.
3915
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Posted - 2014.08.06 21:04:00 -
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Grief. What am I getting myself into now? "You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions." "Only a killer would know that..." |
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
763
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Posted - 2014.08.06 22:07:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Grief. What am I getting myself into now?
In case you accept the challenge of miss Meiyi; the medical facilites at the Arcology can patch you up in a recordtime, considering their expertise in a wide variety of violence-induced injuries. This offer is also extended to miss Meiyi. Because of your work at the facility, you can even file it as a business-expense!
Also, a comment on the original message; good to see this increase in Naupilious-related hunts, shows he has crossed a line with his behaviour! And that's a hard thing to do as capsuleer... -áUshra'Khan liberates slaves in Amarr!-á -á-áThe Opux Luxury Yacht |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1210
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Posted - 2014.08.07 00:56:00 -
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Tuulinen-haan! I want rematch too. |
Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
16596
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Posted - 2014.08.07 02:34:00 -
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All this talk of brutal hand-to-hand combat and Ms Otsito hasn't come to accuse everyone of savagery yet?
In words of Mr Nauply, I am "shocked and awed".
Gÿá Part-time wormhole pirate | GÖí Full-time super model WH Blog | #420roloswag | Bio |
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
34
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Posted - 2014.08.07 02:43:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Grief. What am I getting myself into now?
The whole of IGS should get drunk and have a fistfight. It'll be great! |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
866
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Posted - 2014.08.07 03:19:00 -
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Talas Dir wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Grief. What am I getting myself into now? The whole of IGS should get drunk and have a fistfight. It'll be great! Can I do it without the drinking? Alcohol makes me sleepy, not so great for a fist fight.... The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
35
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Posted - 2014.08.07 04:27:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Talas Dir wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Grief. What am I getting myself into now? The whole of IGS should get drunk and have a fistfight. It'll be great! Can I do it without the drinking? Alcohol makes me sleepy, not so great for a fist fight....
You should at least be under the influence of something, like Crash. Makes everything more fun. I shoot myself up with Mindflood mostly, but Crash should be good for getting you pumped. |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
866
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Posted - 2014.08.07 05:08:00 -
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Talas Dir wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Talas Dir wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Grief. What am I getting myself into now? The whole of IGS should get drunk and have a fistfight. It'll be great! Can I do it without the drinking? Alcohol makes me sleepy, not so great for a fist fight.... You should at least be under the influence of something, like Crash. Makes everything more fun. I shoot myself up with Mindflood mostly, but Crash should be good for getting you pumped. Well, I am Ethnic Gallente so by default I'm always high on something....right? The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
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