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Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump Surely You're Joking
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Posted - 2014.08.15 15:03:00 -
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As you probably know, Lucas Kell cries a lot about Highsec nerfs, a "holy war against the evil Mercs and their minions". He mostly trolls forums.
It's plain and simple: kill Lucas Kell and get 1m (that right, one million isk!) bounty! The money is held by me, so you can be damn sure you'll get it (cos I'm awesome). I'll post in this thread. To get the money, you must send a mail to me or post here with the following:
A killboard link (api verified), or description of where and when the kill took place so I can find it. The money will be given to the highest damage dealer.
Spies, Lucas Kell-logoff-point campers, awoxers, get to work! Death to Lucas Kell! Sperg! Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |
Desivo Delta Visseroff
The Scope Gallente Federation
264
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Posted - 2014.08.15 15:35:00 -
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Ahh... Morning Sperg. For those times you don't have the rum for your coffee.
Please keep on keeping on. I was hunting for sick loot, but all I could get my hands on were 50 corpses.............. |
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
406
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Posted - 2014.08.15 15:41:00 -
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Mammy Thule just paid me for services rendered, so I have some spare isk. I will match Leto's million isk. |
Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump Surely You're Joking
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Posted - 2014.08.15 15:44:00 -
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Serendipity Lost wrote:Mammy Thule just paid me for services rendered, so I have some spare isk. I will match Leto's million isk.
I was wondering what that large greasy patch on the carpet was. I guess you had to sit your bucket of KFC down somewhere.
So there we have it folks.
TWO million ISK for the death of Lucas Kell!! Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |
Sol epoch
The Death Stalkers
127
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Posted - 2014.08.15 16:09:00 -
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Leto Thule wrote:Serendipity Lost wrote:Mammy Thule just paid me for services rendered, so I have some spare isk. I will match Leto's million isk. I was wondering what that large greasy patch on the carpet was. I guess you had to sit your bucket of KFC down somewhere. So there we have it folks. TWO million ISK for the death of Lucas Kell!!
Just for the popcorn value I also will add a million.
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Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump Surely You're Joking
1078
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Posted - 2014.08.15 20:02:00 -
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BUMP Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |
Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
158
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Posted - 2014.08.15 21:00:00 -
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Leto has spoken, so shall it be |
Voyager Arran
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
485
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Posted - 2014.08.15 21:44:00 -
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Reading this thread brought me the closest to logging in I've been in a month. |
Subject 4927
Your Local Service Provider
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Posted - 2014.08.15 22:10:00 -
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Here we go.. http://subjectandfriends.wordpress.com |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
1148
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Posted - 2014.08.16 00:23:00 -
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He must be happy now. Its almost like the awoxing a Titan bounty
Lucas.... you are relevant now ! Your own post and people following you everywhere. YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
825
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Posted - 2014.08.16 01:07:00 -
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This could start a trend or something.
Everything in EVE is a trap. And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:) You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
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Seraph IX Basarab
Hades Effect Surely You're Joking
381
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Posted - 2014.08.16 08:47:00 -
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Isn't 1 mil a bit of a high price for him? I'd feel ashamed to earn that much money for such a kill. Hades Effect /-áDispute Services |
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
38
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Posted - 2014.08.16 10:17:00 -
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Lucas Kell has brought a great deal of notoriety to the feared and mighty entity of null-sec sovereign space that is the unstoppable, revered and respected Space Monkey's Alliance. I can see why his head is in such high demand. |
Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
127
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Posted - 2014.08.16 12:42:00 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:He must be happy now. Its almost like the awoxing a Titan bounty Lucas.... you are relevant now ! Your own post and people following you everywhere.
Pretty sure he has been relevant before as he was already CFC. |
Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
127
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Posted - 2014.08.16 12:44:00 -
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Seraph IX Basarab wrote:Isn't 1 mil a bit of a high price for him? I'd feel ashamed to earn that much money for such a kill.
Indeed, I hear such shame leads you to rent out... wait for it...
LOWSEC.
You have a nice day now.
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Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
317
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Posted - 2014.08.16 12:58:00 -
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I have added 2 units of Metal Scraps to the bounty for Lucas Kell. I have contracted this prize to Leto Thule so that he may hold the precious until a winner has been chosen. |
Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump Surely You're Joking
1095
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Posted - 2014.08.16 13:22:00 -
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Omar Alharazaad wrote:I have added 2 units of Metal Scraps to the bounty for Lucas Kell. I have contracted this prize to Leto Thule so that he may hold the precious until a winner has been chosen.
While I don't see the value, I hear carebears will sometimes lose faction battleships in protection of them. I'll add them to the Kell bounty. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |
Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump Surely You're Joking
1095
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Posted - 2014.08.16 13:24:00 -
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Alp Khan wrote:Seraph IX Basarab wrote:Isn't 1 mil a bit of a high price for him? I'd feel ashamed to earn that much money for such a kill. Indeed, I hear such shame leads you to rent out... wait for it... LOWSEC.You have a nice day now.
Said the goon. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |
Lucas Kell
Internet Terrorists SpaceMonkey's Alliance
4090
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Posted - 2014.08.16 13:38:00 -
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Leto Thule wrote:Lucas Kell cries a lot about Highsec nerfs I do?
Leto Thule wrote:He mostly trolls forums. I can;t really argue with this one.
Tora Bushido wrote:Lucas.... you are relevant now ! Your own post and people following you everywhere. I actually already have at least a couple of blog posts dedicated entirely to me on a couple of blogs. A forum thread is like "meh..." compared to that. And tee hee, I've started a thing it seems!
And I will also match the 1m bounty. The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog. Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list. Chrysus Industries - Savings made simple!
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Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
320
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Posted - 2014.08.16 14:12:00 -
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Surely you also can at least pony up another 2 metal scraps as well? I mean otherwise you're just being cheap. |
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Lucas Kell
Internet Terrorists SpaceMonkey's Alliance
4090
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Posted - 2014.08.16 14:13:00 -
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Omar Alharazaad wrote:Surely you also can at least pony up another 2 metal scraps as well? I mean otherwise you're just being cheap. No way man, killing me isn't worth that much. The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog. Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list. Chrysus Industries - Savings made simple!
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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
411
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Posted - 2014.08.16 15:51:00 -
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I thought this was payment every time.... not just a one time thing.
I won't speak for Leto (isk is tight - he keeps me in fried chicken), but I'll pay the million isk for a Kell Kill ever single time until end of days is upon us.
If you pop his pod at a value over 500 mil - I will pay 50 mil
If you pop his ship at a value over 1 bill - I will pay 100 mil
Let's get this done! |
Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump Surely You're Joking
1097
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Posted - 2014.08.16 18:24:00 -
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Day one goes by with no Kellmails. Maybe we need a bit more of an incentive.
Send me a Kellmail (useewhatididthere?) of Lucas Kell getting Doomsday'd and I'll provide the pilot of the titan with the highest damage CCP's useless has-been cruiser, the Vigilant!
*To qualify, kellmails must be in Amaar lowsec, and titan pilots should PM me before engaging. Because. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |
Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
130
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Posted - 2014.08.16 19:06:00 -
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Yes, yes, I approve of this bounty as well! |
Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump Surely You're Joking
1099
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Posted - 2014.08.16 20:12:00 -
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Alp Khan wrote:Yes, yes, I approve of this bounty as well!
Don't talk about it, be about it.
It is a well known fact that all goons have titans. Get in yours and doomsday Lucas Kell! Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
1153
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Posted - 2014.08.16 22:21:00 -
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Alp Khan wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:He must be happy now. Its almost like the awoxing a Titan bounty Lucas.... you are relevant now ! Your own post and people following you everywhere. Pretty sure he has been relevant before as he was already CFC. I know, but Lucas and I like to feed the trolls
YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
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Lucas Kell
Internet Terrorists SpaceMonkey's Alliance
4091
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Posted - 2014.08.16 23:55:00 -
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Leto Thule wrote:Day one goes by with no Kellmails. Maybe we need a bit more of an incentive. You might be waiting a while. Undocking is uncommon. When you are an ancient industry pilot you tend to have well trained alts to do everything outside for you. The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog. Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list. Chrysus Industries - Savings made simple!
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LucasKell is2cool4 LetoThule
Hedion University Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2014.08.17 06:21:00 -
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Lucas Kell is great, you guys are all crazy.
LucasKell CFC president 2015 yeah baby wooooooo!!! |
Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
138
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Posted - 2014.08.19 11:53:00 -
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Has this bounty been paid out yet? |
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
257
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Posted - 2014.08.19 13:01:00 -
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Lucas Kell wrote:And I will also match the 1m bounty. A man adding to his own bounty? Hmmm. Either he is so desperate for a fight that he's willing to help pay for one to attract combatants, or he's so certain of the bounty not being paid out that he's doing it simply to spite the OP.
Either way, well played sir, well played. Reading Comprehension: a skill so important it deserves it's own skillbook.
I want to create content, not become content. |
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