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Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.08.16 13:00:00 -
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As you probably know, I'm a member of Goonswarm Federation, the leading entity of the CFC, which in turn controls much of the null space in game and is the top ranking coalition and alliance in this game. We stand undefeated in pretty much everywhere we venture into with serious business in mind. Oh God, why am I telling you this? You already know everything, because it is true unlike some false narrative built on top of a bunch of lies that some nobody station trader we rejected the Goonswarm membership application might be trying to sell you. Anyway, now it's time to go after some pure, uncut comedy!
It's plain and simple: Kill Gevlon Goblin in game and you get 1 ISK bounty! The money can be arranged to be held by Chribba, so you can be damn sure you'll get it. He'll post in this thread if I decide to make that happen. To get the money, you must send a mail to me:
link to the API verified Zkillboard page of the kill the dead pilot must be named Gevlon Goblin (no "I swear from his posting in local he came off to me as autistic" accepted) a link to a well readable screenshot of the fight with the Gevlon still alive but damaged, without any masking (minimize your secret channels). Local channel must be open, readable, with transparent background. on the local channel of the screenshot at least 5 people must say "Who the hell is Gevlon Goblin again" The money will be given to the corp of the highest damage dealer.
Spies, spergs, awoxers, get to work! Death to the autism and lies in space! Grr! |
Big Lynx
Destructive Mechanics Quam'Nocent
587
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Posted - 2014.08.16 13:11:00 -
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I like!! Lulz |
admiral root
Red Galaxy
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Posted - 2014.08.16 15:08:00 -
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Why would anyone want to kill Gevlon? It'd only make him think he might have a chance of one day being semi-relevant. No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |
Gallowmere Rorschach
Enlightened Industries Goonswarm Federation
704
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Posted - 2014.08.16 15:40:00 -
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I am a bit confused. Have we come full circle, to where Gevlon is now the butt of a joke that he unwittingly let loose upon Eve, or did we never actually move, and he was the joke all along? |
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
40
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Posted - 2014.08.16 19:26:00 -
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Who? |
Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump Surely You're Joking
1099
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Posted - 2014.08.16 19:56:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin tried to stick his hands down Serendipity Lost's pants at a bar in Jita. I approve of this bounty.
Bring the Pervert to Justice. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |
Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
827
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Posted - 2014.08.16 21:06:00 -
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But he never undocks!!!!
....wait.....
Well played , sir. Well played.
Everything in EVE is a trap. And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:) You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
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Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
3407
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Posted - 2014.08.17 01:22:00 -
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Gevlon is a Goon alt anyway https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=346564 - a proposal to overhaul the Logistics skill https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. www.minerbumping.com - ganking miners and causing chaos |
Alp Khan
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
134
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Posted - 2014.08.17 09:21:00 -
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Sabriz Adoudel wrote:Gevlon is a Goon alt anyway
Well, Goons are not THAT stupid. |
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
5276
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Posted - 2014.08.17 10:40:00 -
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Alp Khan wrote:Sabriz Adoudel wrote:Gevlon is a Goon alt anyway Well, Goons are not THAT stupid.
Bullshit "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
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Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
160
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Posted - 2014.08.18 09:14:00 -
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You fool! You've played straight into gelvons hands. He'll just pod himself with a cunningly disguised alt and use the 1 isk to fund yet another goon titan murder |
Yokai Mitsuhide
Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic
5729
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Posted - 2014.08.18 09:35:00 -
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Alp Khan wrote:As you probably know, I'm a member of Goonswarm Federation,
Annnnnnd that's where I stopped reading. |
Robert Sawyer
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2014.08.18 10:39:00 -
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1 ISK bounty? I think your head would be worth my while "And when, at last, the moment is yours, that agony will become your greatest triumph." |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Unleashed Pestilence
934
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Posted - 2014.08.19 19:48:00 -
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How I would love to collect this bounty... New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |
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