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Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
6740
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Posted - 2014.08.20 02:38:00 -
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In the wee little thread about SOMER, I spied the keystrokes of a FuryBot.
Now, some of us have been clumsily carrying along, trying to replace the finesse and speed of FuryBot.. but to no avail.
Some of us have even discovered FuryBot's versatility and depth, such as his knowledge of quality knives.
Inquiring minds want to know.
Will the FuryBot return to his native habitat (GD) again? Will the ISDs breathe a sigh of relief now that the technological marvel of friendly forum redirection will be there as a safety net? Will Doc and Tippia be placed into a particle accelerator to create an entirely new subatomic particle.. one that analyzes and responds to a troll post before it is even posted? Will he ever take off those shades? ~ we're flying high, we're watching the world pass us by ~
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Glathull
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
606
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Posted - 2014.08.20 02:45:00 -
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I misread that at first as a FurryBot
Is this a bot that pretends to be a furry? Who would be into such a thing.
But never mind. I realize my mistake. Carry on, Darth Sibyylus. Turrents |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
6743
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Posted - 2014.08.20 03:20:00 -
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Thanks, G.
Your mind may be on furries.. and I don't blame you one bit.. but Fury is a bit different. Sure, he is still a sub-1.0 version product, but he has big dreams, and of course sometimes he made mistakes.
Sometimes he is a man of few words.
His speed and tenacity can garner a tempered response, maybe an apology, an ISD followup, an unexpected thank you, and even tears..
~ we're flying high, we're watching the world pass us by ~
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Rowells
Unknown Soldiers Fidelas Constans
1209
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Posted - 2014.08.20 03:27:00 -
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The messiah has returned! The second coming is at hand! |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples League of Infamy
798
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Posted - 2014.08.20 03:31:00 -
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Check my signature below. We all know where he's been... He's been collecting kittens for the sacrifices all you bastards make him do. Curse you all I say... Curse you all!!!
But seriously, woop he's back. Always gives me a jolly to see him point someone in the direction they should be in and then see them rage.
Bastard isn't censored out since when. Bastard! Bastard! Bastard! Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
12290
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Posted - 2014.08.20 03:35:00 -
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But will he show up in a thread if you mention him three times... Not that is teh awesome. If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Pix Severus
Mew Age Outpaws
1280
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Posted - 2014.08.20 03:36:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:Will Doc and Tippia be placed into a particle accelerator to create an entirely new subatomic particle.. one that analyzes and responds to a troll post before it is even posted?
The only defence against quantum trolling. My lord. |
Glathull
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
609
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Posted - 2014.08.20 04:18:00 -
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These comments are far too accurate for moderators. Only imperial troops are so accurate.
We must be cautious . . . . Turrents |
Glathull
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
609
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Posted - 2014.08.20 04:22:00 -
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Pix Severus wrote:Sibyyl wrote:Will Doc and Tippia be placed into a particle accelerator to create an entirely new subatomic particle.. one that analyzes and responds to a troll post before it is even posted? The only defence against quantum trolling.
I like this idea. Maybe Tippia and Doc Fury can jointly become CCP Department of Pre-Troll. Turrents |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
4549
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Posted - 2014.08.20 05:07:00 -
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I think FuryBot joined the ranks of the new intake of ISDs. Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
. -á<- Argue this, not this ->-á( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) |
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Cebraio
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
411
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Posted - 2014.08.20 12:52:00 -
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Glathull wrote:I misread that at first as a FurryBot
I too, expected furry things and left disappointed.
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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
6009
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Posted - 2014.08.20 14:35:00 -
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Doc has indeed returned for a while at least, there is much of Dog's work that remains undone.
There are only 2 things within the Fury compound that could be considered "furry".
1. This:
2. A plate of something unrecognizable that was left in the lab fridge for too long. We are hesitant to discard it before administering a proper Turing or similar test, as someone reported seeing it push some vegetables onto the floor. The faint sound of sighing or groaning when the door is opened and the light comes on also sometimes occurs, as if in some sad commentary of the contents.
The summer has been otherwise fruitful. Our work on a more efficient feline-delivery system continues, and we believe we have stumbled upon a revolutionary way to herd them rapidly and individually over significant distances. Behold: The Fish Cannon
Preliminary testing with the cats stalled however (due to friction) until it was discovered how to best prepare initiates for loading into the system. This "one little trick" was discovered only after several attempts to add rifling to the projectiles was abandoned.
Doc hopes to do several trial runs transporting sacrifices initiates into the Bardabungha volcano over the coming weeks. The government of Iceland's RFP mandates the use of "virgins" but we are hoping they feel (as we do) that ***** is ***** for purposes of satisfying angry volcano deities.
/a pox on the word filter, Doc was using the common vernacular for 'feline'. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
4067
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Posted - 2014.08.20 15:07:00 -
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Welcome Back Doc Fury o7 =][= |
Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
45107
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Posted - 2014.08.20 15:15:00 -
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Welcome back Doc. o/
Words cannot describe my shock when I resubbed two months ago and found a fury-less eve waiting for me. I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
4394
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Posted - 2014.08.20 15:48:00 -
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Pix Severus wrote:The only defence against quantum trolling. This actually exists. It consists of writing a statement in such a way that it could be trolling or not trolling, depending on who and how it is perceived.
Such uncertain statements are also a great way to determine the way someone thinks by how they respond (baiting with confirmation bias).
Trolling *is* a art. Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics |
E-2C Hawkeye
State War Academy Caldari State
671
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Posted - 2014.08.20 15:50:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:In the wee little thread about SOMER, I spied the keystrokes of a FuryBot. Now, some of us have been clumsily carrying along, trying to replace the finesse and speed of FuryBot.. but to no avail. Some of us have even discovered FuryBot's versatility and depth, such as his knowledge of quality knives. Inquiring minds want to know. Will the FuryBot return to his native habitat (GD) again? Will the ISDs breathe a sigh of relief now that the technological marvel of friendly forum redirection will be there as a safety net? Will Doc and Tippia be placed into a particle accelerator to create an entirely new subatomic particle.. one that analyzes and responds to a troll post before it is even posted? Will he ever take off those shades? Did you mean respond to or become a troll post? They are already expert at generating troll replies. |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
6807
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Posted - 2014.08.20 16:02:00 -
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E-2C Hawkeye wrote:Sibyyl wrote:Will Doc and Tippia be placed into a particle accelerator to create an entirely new subatomic particle.. one that analyzes and responds to a troll post before it is even posted? Did you mean respond to or become a troll post? They are already expert at generating troll replies.
Trolling is not a line, it is a continuum. By meeting trolls head on instead of circumventing them, Tippia and Doc could be perceived as trolling themselves. It's the hazard of being a vigilante. Sure, we can count on the Commissioner Gordons and Inspector Lestrades of GD (ISD), but some people will always think that Batman and Sherlock are criminals.
Yes, I just said Doc is the Batman of GD. ~ we're flying high, we're watching the world pass us by ~
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Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
4256
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Posted - 2014.08.20 16:28:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote: Yes, I just said Doc is the Batman of GD.
Obligatory badly worded reference:
Because he's the hero GD deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Fury. |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
6808
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Posted - 2014.08.20 16:32:00 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:I think FuryBot joined the ranks of the new intake of ISDs. Given that's Doc's posting, I'm not sure that's true.
But I do notice UaE has been a bit scarce, and given his dreams of being a moderator, he might have been able to get his application accepted. ~ we're flying high, we're watching the world pass us by ~
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Solecist Project
Mew Age Outpaws
6070
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Posted - 2014.08.20 16:40:00 -
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lol I can't believe what I am reading. Your amount of dedication is just ... wow ... all these links... http://residentoutlaw.tumblr.com - CODE, RvB, the AT, and what DJEntropy said .... :) The Mew Age Calender is in need of models! Plus payment! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4908292#post4908292 |
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Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
6813
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Posted - 2014.08.20 16:47:00 -
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Solecist Project wrote:lol I can't believe what I am reading. Your amount of dedication is just ... wow ... all these links... I have a photographic memory. I find the links by putting in terms I remember from the post (usually in the first try).
Be very afraid. ~ we're flying high, we're watching the world pass us by ~
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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
6018
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Posted - 2014.08.20 16:57:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:Scipio Artelius wrote:I think FuryBot joined the ranks of the new intake of ISDs. Given that's Doc's posting, I'm not sure that's true.
If you believe in Multiverse theory, it is statistically possible that in some other universe Doc holds a position within CCP's Randomized Volunteer Strike Team (RUST). Perhaps this is the same universe where ho's go..
You can be certain it will not happen in our universe. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples League of Infamy
807
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Posted - 2014.08.20 17:07:00 -
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Abrazzar wrote:Pix Severus wrote:The only defence against quantum trolling. This actually exists. It consists of writing a statement in such a way that it could be trolling or not trolling, depending on who and how it is perceived. Such uncertain statements are also a great way to determine the way someone thinks by how they respond (baiting with confirmation bias). Trolling *is* a art. Schr+¦dingers trolling. Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Solecist Project
Mew Age Outpaws
6075
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Posted - 2014.08.20 17:29:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:Solecist Project wrote:lol I can't believe what I am reading. Your amount of dedication is just ... wow ... all these links... I have a photographic memory. I find the links by putting in terms I remember from the post (usually in the first try). Be very afraid. Not sure what does has to do with a photographic memory ... ? I mean ... I do it the same way...
I remember words either as feelings or the post, visually, and search for them. ^_^
Anyhow ... great thread! (: http://residentoutlaw.tumblr.com - CODE, RvB, the AT, and what DJEntropy said .... :) The Mew Age Calender is in need of models! Plus payment! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4908292#post4908292 |
E-2C Hawkeye
State War Academy Caldari State
672
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Posted - 2014.08.20 17:55:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:E-2C Hawkeye wrote:Sibyyl wrote:Will Doc and Tippia be placed into a particle accelerator to create an entirely new subatomic particle.. one that analyzes and responds to a troll post before it is even posted? Did you mean respond to or become a troll post? They are already expert at generating troll replies. Trolling is not a line, it is a continuum. By meeting trolls head on instead of circumventing them, Doc and Tippia could be perceived as trolling themselves. It's the hazard of being a vigilante. Sure, we can count on the Commissioner Gordons and Inspector Lestrades of GD (ISD), but some people will always think that Batman and Sherlock are criminals. Yes, I just said Doc is the Batman of GD. I would have to say less super and more ZERO hero. |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
5845
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Posted - 2014.08.20 18:51:00 -
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First off. Hi Doc! Good to see you back.
Now for the conspiracy. Anyone notice how Ruby showed up again at the same time.
Could both those characters be on the same acct? Inquiring minds want to know.
Mr Epeen There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass! |
Grimpak
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel Bleak Horizon Alliance.
2247
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Posted - 2014.08.20 18:55:00 -
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FuryBOT is back?
aw yeah, the return of the only bot that I'm ok with [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
1844
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Posted - 2014.08.20 19:13:00 -
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Doc Fury wrote:Doc has indeed returned for a while at least, there is much of Dog's work that remains undone. There are only 2 things within the Fury compound that could be considered "furry". 1. This:2. A plate of something unrecognizable that was left in the lab fridge for too long. We are hesitant to discard it before administering a proper Turing or similar test, as someone reported seeing it push some vegetables onto the floor. The faint sound of sighing or groaning when the door is opened and the light comes on also sometimes occurs, as if in some sad commentary of the contents. The summer has been otherwise fruitful. Our work on a more efficient feline-delivery system continues, and we believe we have stumbled upon a revolutionary way to herd them rapidly and individually over significant distances. Behold: The Fish CannonPreliminary testing with the cats stalled however (due to friction) until it was discovered how to best prepare initiates for loading into the system. This "one little trick" was discovered only after several attempts to add rifling to the projectiles was abandoned. Doc hopes to do several trial runs transporting sacrifices initiates into the Bardabungha volcano over the coming weeks. The government of Iceland's RFP mandates the use of "virgins" but we are hoping they feel (as we do) that ***** is ***** for purposes of satisfying angry volcano deities. /a pox on the word filter, Doc was using the common vernacular for 'feline'. Gûç Gûà Gûê Gûà Gûç Gûé Gûâ Gûü Gûç Gûà Gûâ Gûà Gûà Gûä Gûà GûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGöé FuryBotGäó 0.89 GöéGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆ
There is a box of kittens and a Fish CannonGäó in this post. #ReasonsDocIsAwesome
PS: Ridgeway (my adult Maine Coon) would go literally anywhere the Fish CannonGäó was pointed. His love of raw fish overrides his need for autonomy. Arthur (girlfriend's adult Maine Coon), on the other hand, gives zero damns and would sit next to the sliding glass door, continuing to plot the murder of our neighbor's urban rooster.
PPS: Welcome back, Doc. We missed you. Many of us have tried to carry on your work while you've been gone. That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1955
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Posted - 2014.08.20 20:05:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:Will the ISDs breathe a sigh of relief now that the technological marvel of friendly forum redirection will be there as a safety net? Not quite. The reason being it does not move the thread in question. A good thing as it is actually not always right and as such it can not be regarded as a safety net. If anything, it is a tool that leads to discussions about forum moderation...
I gather it requires some rewriting of the tool in question, but the best thing would be if it generated reports on the thread(s) it deems in need of a move to more appropriate parts of the forum. That way our team gets notified and we can access the situation and take the necessary steps. Mind you, such a necessary step can be 'do nothing to thread, resolve report', depending on our decision.
On that note, any single one of you can do the same! You see a thread in the wrong part of the forum? Report it! Yes! You can be a FuryBot too! What are you waiting for? This is your chance!
ISD Ezwal Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Marsha Mallow
1458
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Posted - 2014.08.20 20:10:00 -
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ISD Ezwal wrote:Yes! You can be a FuryBot too! What are you waiting for? This is your chance! No more holidays for Ezwal or FuryBot. We need our adults to ehr, keep things in order. Although Barstool is coming along nicely now too. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! |
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