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Tengu Grib
Happy Fun Fun
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Posted - 2014.08.20 15:52:00 -
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I know he was feeling left out, so here you have it! A bounty on one of your favorite C&P personalities and New Order Agents!
Mail me a killmail of him in something other than a catalyst or noobship and I'll see if I can scrounge up some sort of prize. I think I have a Fedo lying around I can offer as a prize. Tengu Grib > I agree. The distinct lack of quality spaceships makes RL the worst space sim ever. SolidX > i'm an alt IRL Guilty conscience? Buy a mining permit today. www.minerbumping.com |
Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump Surely You're Joking
1124
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Posted - 2014.08.20 17:27:00 -
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I will also contribute a Thantos for any killmails involving the above.
However, I will accept CONCORD whoremails, noob ship, shuttle kills, and gank fit catalysts.
Death to BeBopAReBop!
Obligatory line about logoff point campers, spies, and awoxxers. Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
271
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Posted - 2014.08.20 17:37:00 -
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Tengu Grib wrote:I know he was feeling left out, so here you have it! A bounty on one of your favorite C&P personalities and New Order Agents!
Mail me a killmail of him in something other than a catalyst or noobship and I'll see if I can scrounge up some sort of prize. I think I have a Fedo lying around I can offer as a prize.
Leto Thule wrote:I will also contribute a Thantos for any killmails involving the above.
However, I will accept CONCORD whoremails, noob ship, shuttle kills, and gank fit catalysts.
Death to BeBopAReBop!
Obligatory line about logoff point campers, spies, and awoxxers. Any killmails?
Here's one. I know I'm not on it, but you didn't specify that. You both just said "a/any" killmail.
I'll take my Fedo and Thanatos, delivered to a station of my choosing. Thank you very much. Reading Comprehension: a skill so important it deserves it's own skillbook.
I want to create content, not become content. |
Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump Surely You're Joking
1125
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Posted - 2014.08.20 17:38:00 -
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WOW!
That was FAST!
Consider your Thanatos in production! Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
271
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Posted - 2014.08.20 17:39:00 -
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Leto Thule wrote:WOW!
That was FAST!
Consider your Thanatos in production! There is no forum whoring quite so fast as such forum whoring that nets the ***** a capital ship....
EDIT: Also, it's a slow day at work, so.... Reading Comprehension: a skill so important it deserves it's own skillbook.
I want to create content, not become content. |
Tengu Grib
Happy Fun Fun
309
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Posted - 2014.08.20 17:41:00 -
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Bronson Hughes wrote:Tengu Grib wrote:I know he was feeling left out, so here you have it! A bounty on one of your favorite C&P personalities and New Order Agents!
Mail me a killmail of him in something other than a catalyst or noobship and I'll see if I can scrounge up some sort of prize. I think I have a Fedo lying around I can offer as a prize. Leto Thule wrote:I will also contribute a Thantos for any killmails involving the above.
However, I will accept CONCORD whoremails, noob ship, shuttle kills, and gank fit catalysts.
Death to BeBopAReBop!
Obligatory line about logoff point campers, spies, and awoxxers. Any killmails? Here's one. I know I'm not on it, but you didn't specify that. You both just said "a/any" killmail. I'll take my Fedo and Thanatos, delivered to a station of my choosing. Thank you very much.
One Fedo, ready to be delivered. Just let me know where. From now on though, killmails must be AFTER this post was created. Tengu Grib > I agree. The distinct lack of quality spaceships makes RL the worst space sim ever. SolidX > i'm an alt IRL Guilty conscience? Buy a mining permit today. www.minerbumping.com |
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
271
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Posted - 2014.08.20 17:43:00 -
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You may also want to specify that the poster is on said killmail.
You may deliver my Fedo and Thanatos to Sahda, bottom station. Reading Comprehension: a skill so important it deserves it's own skillbook.
I want to create content, not become content. |
Tengu Grib
Happy Fun Fun
309
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Posted - 2014.08.20 17:45:00 -
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Bronson Hughes wrote:You may also want to specify that the poster is on said killmail. You may deliver my Fedo and Thanatos to Sahda, bottom station.
I already updated it. Original post was not very well written. I blame my lack of coffee. Tengu Grib > I agree. The distinct lack of quality spaceships makes RL the worst space sim ever. SolidX > i'm an alt IRL Guilty conscience? Buy a mining permit today. www.minerbumping.com |
Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump Surely You're Joking
1125
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Posted - 2014.08.20 17:48:00 -
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Leto Thule wrote:I will also contribute a Thanatos for any killmails involving the above.
However, I will accept CONCORD whoremails, noob ship, shuttle kills, and gank fit catalysts.
Death to BeBopAReBop!
Obligatory line about logoff point campers, spies, and awoxxers.
Well folks, first come first serve.
Bronson, congrats on your acquisition of a Thanatos-class carrier. Please provide the system you will be taking delivery in.
I declare the bounty fullfilled, and further request for compensation will be declined.
Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
271
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Posted - 2014.08.20 18:04:00 -
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Leto Thule wrote:Well folks, first come first serve.
Bronson, congrats on your acquisition of a Thanatos-class carrier. Please provide the system you will be taking delivery in.
I declare the bounty fullfilled, and further request for compensation will be declined.
Sahda, Bottom Station please and thank you.
No really, thank you. This is pretty cool. I will pay it forward when given the chance. Reading Comprehension: a skill so important it deserves it's own skillbook.
I want to create content, not become content. |
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Unleashed Pestilence
938
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Posted - 2014.08.21 07:31:00 -
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Wow, someone collected a bounty on me without me logging in to the game after the bounty was declared? That's impressive man!
*considers undocking a faction fit nefantar thrasher* New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |
DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite CODE.
827
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Posted - 2014.08.21 11:33:00 -
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Confirming that I, DJentropy, will also donate a special prize to the FIRST person to contract me a frozen corpse of BeBopAReBop RhuarbPie - as his name actually made me order Rhubarb Pie at some random restaurant a few months ago and my entire life has just been depressing ever since :( |
Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
836
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Posted - 2014.08.21 12:14:00 -
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*shakes fist at sky*
This is what I get for not checking the forums every 5 minutes...
Everything in EVE is a trap. And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:) You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
276
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Posted - 2014.08.21 14:04:00 -
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:Wow, someone collected a bounty on me without me logging in to the game after the bounty was declared? That's impressive man!
*considers undocking a faction fit nefantar thrasher* Ninjas man. Frickin' ninjas.... Reading Comprehension: a skill so important it deserves it's own skillbook.
I want to create content, not become content. |
Tengu Grib
Happy Fun Fun
312
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Posted - 2014.08.21 16:47:00 -
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I ended up going to going to Guardians of the Galaxy (if you haven't seen it yet, it's awesome) last night then came home exhausted and went to bed. I'll have to move the Fedo later sorry. It is coming though. Tengu Grib > I agree. The distinct lack of quality spaceships makes RL the worst space sim ever. SolidX > i'm an alt IRL Guilty conscience? Buy a mining permit today. www.minerbumping.com |
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
280
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Posted - 2014.08.21 17:17:00 -
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Tengu Grib wrote:I ended up going to going to Guardians of the Galaxy (if you haven't seen it yet, it's awesome) last night then came home exhausted and went to bed. I'll have to move the Fedo later sorry. It is coming though. I am a patient ninja sir. No worries. Reading Comprehension: a skill so important it deserves it's own skillbook.
I want to create content, not become content. |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Unleashed Pestilence
943
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Posted - 2014.08.21 18:14:00 -
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DJentropy Ovaert wrote:Confirming that I, DJentropy, will also donate a special prize to the FIRST person to contract me a frozen corpse of BeBopAReBop RhuarbPie - as his name actually made me order Rhubarb Pie at some random restaurant a few months ago and my entire life has just been depressing ever since :( DJ, I think you're not getting enough ketchup. Ketchup contains natural mellowing agents that help you accept that we should respect each other's corpses. No funeral for me.
*wonders if any one will get the reference* New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |
DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite CODE.
837
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Posted - 2014.08.21 18:25:00 -
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:DJentropy Ovaert wrote:Confirming that I, DJentropy, will also donate a special prize to the FIRST person to contract me a frozen corpse of BeBopAReBop RhuarbPie - as his name actually made me order Rhubarb Pie at some random restaurant a few months ago and my entire life has just been depressing ever since :( DJ, I think you're not getting enough ketchup. Ketchup contains natural mellowing agents that help you accept that we should respect each other's corpses. No funeral for me. *wonders if any one will get the reference*
I see what you did there and I approve this message! |
Tengu Grib
Happy Fun Fun
312
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Posted - 2014.08.21 18:26:00 -
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DJentropy Ovaert wrote:BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:DJentropy Ovaert wrote:Confirming that I, DJentropy, will also donate a special prize to the FIRST person to contract me a frozen corpse of BeBopAReBop RhuarbPie - as his name actually made me order Rhubarb Pie at some random restaurant a few months ago and my entire life has just been depressing ever since :( DJ, I think you're not getting enough ketchup. Ketchup contains natural mellowing agents that help you accept that we should respect each other's corpses. No funeral for me. *wonders if any one will get the reference* I see what you did there and I approve this message! I'll be the first to admit that I did not. Tengu Grib > I agree. The distinct lack of quality spaceships makes RL the worst space sim ever. SolidX > i'm an alt IRL Guilty conscience? Buy a mining permit today. www.minerbumping.com |
Anal Canal
The Conference Elite CODE.
44
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Posted - 2014.08.21 18:50:00 -
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DJentropy Ovaert wrote:BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:DJentropy Ovaert wrote:Confirming that I, DJentropy, will also donate a special prize to the FIRST person to contract me a frozen corpse of BeBopAReBop RhuarbPie - as his name actually made me order Rhubarb Pie at some random restaurant a few months ago and my entire life has just been depressing ever since :( DJ, I think you're not getting enough ketchup. Ketchup contains natural mellowing agents that help you accept that we should respect each other's corpses. No funeral for me. *wonders if any one will get the reference* I see what you did there and I approve this message!
Scene 48. The-áterminal end of the digestive system.-á |
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RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
5340
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Posted - 2014.08.22 09:36:00 -
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It's been a tough summer for you. You went onto the server and ordered an honorable duel (Schnickt) and EVE thought you said Gank (PEW!) and you woke up in the clone bay where your HMO denied you your SP (TR ****: Broken pod??? And you need to see the clone vat immediately? I don't think so!!! Nein! (RUBBER STAMP) Nein!! (STAMP) We'll see you two weeks from Friday!!! And you owe us 5000 ISK for the ride in the car!!! (STAMP, STAMP, STAMP) Next???)
And three weeks later you're still training BS 5 and alt says she's sick of the patches on your hull (SS: It's a Minmatar!) and you'd promised to put in a Damage control there (SS: It's been duct taped there for years!) (TR: But I still don't have my skills!!! SS: Oh, it's always something isn't it.) and she says that if you don't do something about it she'll hire someone to (SS: I'll get an Inventor!) and the shame (STINK CHORD ON SAX) - the ignominy of having strange eggers come and work on your ship - your male sense of territory is aroused (TR TARZAN YELL) and you go to work - (TRUCK BACKING) you buy a few pounds of moon goo and minerals and have it dumped in back (AVALANCHE) - you copy blueprints to make the forms (FAX MACHINE) and you run them through invention (MAD SCIENCE) and you rent a lab slot and (BUBBLING) you pour the goo in the factory (SLOP AND SLURP OF FRESH TECHNETIUM) and you hire an team to make it go faster (KACHINK) and you round it off with an implant (ITS IN MY HEAD?) and you finish it up and it looks good (TR PRIDE) and you celebrate (POP OF CHAMPAGNE CORK, POURING) and you have a couple glasses of champagne (TR WHOOPEE) and (TR LOSING BALANCE) you have a little accident (FALLING INTO SAFETY RED) so the next day you have to bring back the team (KACHINK) and build it all from scratch (THE SHIP TOO?) and it looks great until your corpmate comes over to look at it -
TK: Nice. Didja remember to fit it with a prop mod?
TR: A prop mod? (CHORD)
And that night you learn about prop mods. A big fight. A wall of bubbles (DICTORS, HICS) You look at the overview (TR: Oh boy.) and you can see the tacklers moving toward your ship (TR: Oh my gosh), the fleet is like a sprinter fleeing directly away from your ship (TR PANIC), what can you do? (SS SLEEPY: Honey, is something wrong? TR: No. I just need to close the windows.) And you overheat your hardeners and (ALARM) it's three quarters deep in your armor (CRASHING) and the hull is on fire and (SCREAMS) the crew is trying to escape and the goo is leaking from your pod (SLURP) and in a few moments half of the fleet is on your killmail (POST KILL!) and your pod is tackled ready for execution (POINT POD!) - what can you do? You go to your warpout overview (Which planet) and you hope for the best. (SS: What are you doing? TR: It's a surprise. We're going on a trip. SS: Oh Earl, how romantic.) And you're ready to take the pod express home. (SS: What's this?) TR: Take her up!!! WHOOSH. SS FADING SQUEAL. TR: See you in Dodixie!!) POD AWAY) So you hire a fitting expert to come and have a look. (TK JOWLY MAN EXPLAINS NEED FOR MODULE HERE AND HERE AND HERE) (TR: Maybe I should jack up the budget and put in faction ... JOWLY MAN DISAGREES. (TR: Oh boy. You sure? JOWLY MAN CERTAINTY) And that morning the Jump Freighter comes (CYNO) and they clear out your wallet (BUTTERFLIES) and then they fill your ship hangar (MORE CYNO) and then they have to blow up your saved fittings (THREE MUFFLED EXPLOSIONS). Your brother-in-law is there. (TK: Didja remember to put on a point?) No, you didn't. (BIG EXPLOSION) That was very bad.
TR: Where's my Ship?
TK: You see the big scorch mark?
(RHUBARB THEME)
It's at times like that, you want Beebopareebop Rhubarb Pie. Yes, nothing gets the taste of humiliation out of your mouth like Beebopareebop Rhubarb Pie.
But one little thing can revive a guy, And that is home-made rhubarb pie. Serve it up, nice and hot. Maybe things aren't as bad as you thought.
DUET: Mama's little baby loves rhubarb, rhubarb, Beebopareebop Rhubarb Pie. Mama's little baby loves rhubarb, rhubarb, Beebopareebop Rhubarb Pie. "It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon |
Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
839
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Posted - 2014.08.22 12:10:00 -
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Everything in EVE is a trap. And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:) You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
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Solecist Project
Mew Age Outpaws
7398
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Posted - 2014.08.22 12:12:00 -
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I can't ever shoot the person who had a quote of mine in his signature .... <3 http://residentoutlaw.tumblr.com - CODE, RvB, the AT, and what DJEntropy said .... :) The Mew Age Calender is in need of models! Plus payment! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4908292#post4908292 |
Xuixien
The Dark Space Initiative Scary Wormhole People
1505
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Posted - 2014.08.22 23:33:00 -
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I actually might have that corpse in my collection. Hmm let me check... Epic Space Cat |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Unleashed Pestilence
953
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Posted - 2014.08.24 06:25:00 -
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My reaction to. I'm sending Rudy 1b for that piece of awesomeness. Let it never be said that I don't support arts education.
Xuixien wrote:I actually might have that corpse in my collection. Hmm let me check... You have my corpse? o.O When was this from? Us repping RvB members?
Solecist Project wrote:I can't ever shoot the person who had a quote of mine in his signature .... <3 I miss it, but there isn't enough room =( New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
5360
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Posted - 2014.08.24 08:46:00 -
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:My reaction to. I'm sending Rudy 1b for that piece of awesomeness. Let it never be said that I don't support arts education.
Hate to tell you, but I'm trained in Biochemistry and Mathematics. I just grew up where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average. "It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon |
Leto Thule
Fleet-Jump Surely You're Joking
1140
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Posted - 2014.08.24 13:40:00 -
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RubyPorto wrote:BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:My reaction to. I'm sending Rudy 1b for that piece of awesomeness. Let it never be said that I don't support arts education. Hate to tell you, but I'm trained in Biochemistry and Mathematics. I just grew up where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.
Germany? Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/
Ripard Teg sucks. |
Tengu Grib
Happy Fun Fun
319
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Posted - 2014.08.25 17:32:00 -
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Leto Thule wrote:RubyPorto wrote:BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:My reaction to. I'm sending Rudy 1b for that piece of awesomeness. Let it never be said that I don't support arts education. Hate to tell you, but I'm trained in Biochemistry and Mathematics. I just grew up where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average. Germany?
Probably. Certainly isn't where I'm from. Tengu Grib > I agree. The distinct lack of quality spaceships makes RL the worst space sim ever. SolidX > i'm an alt IRL Guilty conscience? Buy a mining permit today. www.minerbumping.com |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Unleashed Pestilence
956
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Posted - 2014.08.25 17:37:00 -
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Leto Thule wrote:RubyPorto wrote:BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:My reaction to. I'm sending Rudy 1b for that piece of awesomeness. Let it never be said that I don't support arts education. Hate to tell you, but I'm trained in Biochemistry and Mathematics. I just grew up where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average. Germany? Lake Woebegone. Sheesh, try to keep up. New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
5363
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Posted - 2014.08.25 20:26:00 -
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Tengu Grib wrote:Leto Thule wrote:RubyPorto wrote:Hate to tell you, but I'm trained in Biochemistry and Mathematics. I just grew up where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average. Germany? Probably. Certainly isn't where I'm from.
Read a Book Listen to Public Radio "It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon |
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