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Aldstealth Senx
EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2014.08.25 21:30:00 -
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Are you guys (players) aware of that
http://mashable.com/2014/08/25/300-million-cubic-meters-magma-bardarbunga/
So get the commentators by boat or something before the evil's smoke is spit off the volcano and shuts off air traffic |
baltec1
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
12789
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Posted - 2014.08.25 21:35:00 -
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Its not as bad as some are trying to make out.
At the moment its just shifting magma and they lowered the warning level to orange. Join Bat Country today and defend the Glorious Socialist Dictatorship |
Cancel Align NOW
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.08.25 21:43:00 -
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Thank you OP. I also would like reassurance from a game design company player forum that in game events will not be effected by a potential natural disaster. Surely CCP employ at least one volcanologist. |
Jake Rivers
Senex Legio
218
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Posted - 2014.08.25 21:46:00 -
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http://www.ruv.is/volcano
Good source of information, updated about once a day.
(even has a English section) Senex Legio |
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
648
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Posted - 2014.08.25 22:00:00 -
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Dude, seriously. Biomass yourself asap.
They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake. |
Anal Canal
The Conference Elite CODE.
59
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Posted - 2014.08.25 22:01:00 -
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Please tell us - Volcano will NOT hurt the Alliance TournamentSubscribe
Does that make you feel better?! The-áterminal end of the digestive system.-á |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
6162
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Posted - 2014.08.25 22:18:00 -
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OP should worry more about football hooligans storming CCP's data center.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
baltec1
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
12789
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Posted - 2014.08.25 22:26:00 -
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Doc Fury wrote:OP should worry more about football hooligans storming CCP's data center.
They are far too busy laughing at Man U. Join Bat Country today and defend the Glorious Socialist Dictatorship |
Scorsigaar
Myname Replacement Brokerage LLC
149
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Posted - 2014.08.26 01:01:00 -
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Isn't there some sort of protocol to sacrifice a virgin to appease it? |
Derrick Miles
EVENumbers
3719
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Posted - 2014.08.26 01:13:00 -
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I hope that all the CCP employees will stay safe, as well as everyone else in Iceland for that matter. The tournament has nothing to do with that sentiment... |
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Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
8019
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Posted - 2014.08.26 01:26:00 -
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Please tell us - Volcano will NOT hurt the Alliance Tournament CCP employees ~ we're flying high, we're watching the world pass us by ~
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Kestrix
Swords To Ploughshares Vanguard of the Phoenix
142
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Posted - 2014.08.26 05:09:00 -
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Seriously if you expect CCP to get a handle on this volcano you need to send them enough ISK to buy a Pony which they will then take as close to this volcano as possible and sacrifice it to appease the volcano gods. Hopefully this will hold off any eruptions long enough to finish the Alliance tournament. |
Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
1869
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Posted - 2014.08.26 05:14:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:Doc Fury wrote:OP should worry more about football hooligans storming CCP's data center.
They are far too busy laughing at Man U.
You shut your blaspheming mouth, Baltec. That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |
Felicity Love
Imperium Galactic Navy
2111
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Posted - 2014.08.26 05:32:00 -
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No... if it blows it's load in epic Pompeii-esque proportions it won't affect the tournament....
"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.-á-á ( Pick four, any four. They all smell. -á)
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
16602
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Posted - 2014.08.26 05:44:00 -
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CCP WE DEMAND YOU STOP A VOLCANO.
CCP NakedMan, you're our only hope. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
1311
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Posted - 2014.08.26 07:17:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:CCP WE DEMAND YOU STOP A VOLCANO.
CCP NakedMan, you're our only hope.
They probably patch it... TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a di++k joke."-áRobin Williams - RIP
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Aldstealth Senx
EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2014.08.26 13:26:00 -
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Kestrix wrote:Seriously if you expect CCP to get a handle on this volcano you need to send them enough ISK to buy a Pony which they will then take as close to this volcano as possible and sacrifice it to appease the volcano gods. Hopefully this will hold off any eruptions long enough to finish the Alliance tournament.
Yep but NOT alliance-personnel
And the cleaning crew also, lot's of potetial ash to mop |
Aldstealth Senx
EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2014.08.26 13:29:00 -
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Eugene Kerner wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:CCP WE DEMAND YOU STOP A VOLCANO.
CCP NakedMan, you're our only hope. They probably patch it...
Probably CCP Rise already wants to overbuff the iceland volcano to make it looks like it the Mars' Olympus Mons 22km high mountain / volcano |
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
4453
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Posted - 2014.08.26 13:33:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:CCP WE DEMAND YOU STOP A VOLCANO.
CCP NakedMan, you're our only hope. Scaring the magma back down under the mantle by the sheer size of his bollocks? Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics |
Hengle Teron
Mew Age Outpaws
44
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Posted - 2014.08.26 14:00:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:Doc Fury wrote:OP should worry more about football hooligans storming CCP's data center.
They are far too busy laughing at Man U. Even as a United fan, I must like this |
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Absolutely Not Analt
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.08.26 16:30:00 -
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Dude, I don't even know what to say. They have already evacuated the uninhabited area around the volcano - what else do you want them to do? I mean honesty. You act like they aren't taking this seriously or anything.
On a more serious note, I do hope that everyone in Iceland (not just our friendly CCP devbros) are out of harm's way. I used to be De'Veldrin - the irony is, now my name is actually right. :D |
MonkeyBusiness Thiesant
randomly named no tax corp v2
7
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Posted - 2014.08.26 16:51:00 -
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Plex 4 volcanoes. |
Vyl Vit
689
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Posted - 2014.08.26 19:34:00 -
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"We have nothing to fear but ourselves!" -AT- Anyone with any sense has already left town. |
Ta'krite
Casalt Corp CAStabouts
0
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Posted - 2014.08.26 19:58:00 -
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Frankly I'm a little disappointed in out volcano, sub. Glacial volcanoes can either explode or melt some ice and flood a bit. This seems to be the latter. It's also far away from ccp so don't panic. I want hekla to blow as its a pretty lava volcano with all the ash cloud. One you want to watch out for is katla that's a biggie and would cause way more problems that a few canceled flights . |
Cancel Align NOW
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
77
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Posted - 2014.08.26 21:40:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:Doc Fury wrote:OP should worry more about football hooligans storming CCP's data center.
They are far too busy laughing at Man U.
I saw this yesterday andthought to myself, "give them a break it's the start of the season, they have had a large amount of change..."
But losing 4-0 to a league one team in capital cup and spending 60mil pounds in one morning... ....hahaha... |
Amyclas Amatin
Northstar Cabal Tactical Narcotics Team
317
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Posted - 2014.08.26 21:48:00 -
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so this is the way the new eden universe ends... For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/ High-Sec has a future, But do You? Buy a Mining Permit to Secure yours today. |
Aldstealth Senx
EVE University Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2014.08.27 13:22:00 -
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Ta'krite wrote:Frankly I'm a little disappointed in out volcano, sub. Glacial volcanoes can either explode or melt some ice and flood a bit. This seems to be the latter. It's also far away from ccp so don't panic. I want hekla to blow as its a pretty lava volcano with all the ash cloud. One you want to watch out for is katla that's a biggie and would cause way more problems that a few canceled flights .
Let's hope the cancelled flights are not those the alliance commentators are on |
Aldstealth Senx
EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2014.08.29 14:23:00 -
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I told you guys -
http://mashable.com/2014/08/29/code-red-icelandic-volcano-eruption/
"Code Red Aviation Alert Issued As Icelandic Volcano Begins Erupting"
Now what? |
Caviar Liberta
Moira. Villore Accords
662
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Posted - 2014.08.29 14:57:00 -
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Aldstealth Senx wrote:Ta'krite wrote:Frankly I'm a little disappointed in out volcano, sub. Glacial volcanoes can either explode or melt some ice and flood a bit. This seems to be the latter. It's also far away from ccp so don't panic. I want hekla to blow as its a pretty lava volcano with all the ash cloud. One you want to watch out for is katla that's a biggie and would cause way more problems that a few canceled flights . Let's hope the cancelled flights are not those the alliance commentators are on
Commentators will just tell the airline to fit active thermal hardeners. |
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CCP Sledgehammer
C C P C C P Alliance
214
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Posted - 2014.08.29 15:31:00 -
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I just had a look out the window. Can confirm - Armageddon. Graphical QA Analyst | EVE Quality Assurance | Team TriLambda |
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Makari Aeron
The Shadow's Of Eve TSOE Consortium
103
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Posted - 2014.08.29 15:43:00 -
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CCP Sledgehammer wrote:I just had a look out the window. Can confirm - Armageddon. Waaaaait....a capsuleer made it back to Earth? CCP RedDawn:Ugly people are just playing life on HARD mode. Personally, I'm playing on an INFERNO difficulty..||| CCP Goliath:I often believe that the best way to get something done is to shout at the person trying to help you. ||| CCP Goliath:http://goo.gl/PKGDPZ |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
9211
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Posted - 2014.08.29 15:49:00 -
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CCP Sledgehammer wrote:I just had a look out the window. Can confirm - Armageddon.
Remember to shield all chilled unopened beers with your body to protect them from magma splash damage! ~ Please support a yellow jumpsuit for me (and everyone else). Thank you! ~ |
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CCP Sledgehammer
C C P C C P Alliance
216
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Posted - 2014.08.29 16:03:00 -
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Makari Aeron wrote:CCP Sledgehammer wrote:I just had a look out the window. Can confirm - Armageddon. Waaaaait....a capsuleer made it back to Earth?
Now it's the Apocalypse. Graphical QA Analyst | EVE Quality Assurance | Team TriLambda |
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CCP Sledgehammer
C C P C C P Alliance
216
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Posted - 2014.08.29 16:04:00 -
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Basically all the of World's endings. At once. Graphical QA Analyst | EVE Quality Assurance | Team TriLambda |
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
20541
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Posted - 2014.08.29 16:08:00 -
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CCP Sledgehammer wrote:Basically all of the World's endings. At once. So Gjallarhorn has sounded the beginning of Ragnar+¦k? The difference between a carebear and a bear is that one expects the world to revolve around them, the other accepts the world for what it is and works with it.
Nil mortifi sine lucre. |
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
4548
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Posted - 2014.08.29 16:09:00 -
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Amarr victor! Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics |
Elisiist Aldent
Underground Coalition
5
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Posted - 2014.08.29 16:36:00 -
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CCP Sledgehammer wrote:Basically all of the World's endings. At once.
So... the ISboxers have DDoS'd life?
Why does that not suprise me.
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Grimpak
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel Bleak Horizon Alliance.
2340
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Posted - 2014.08.29 16:57:00 -
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dropped to Orange when they found out the fissure is only spewing out white vapour atm. [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |
Makari Aeron
The Shadow's Of Eve TSOE Consortium
104
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Posted - 2014.08.29 17:10:00 -
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CCP Sledgehammer wrote:Makari Aeron wrote:CCP Sledgehammer wrote:I just had a look out the window. Can confirm - Armageddon. Waaaaait....a capsuleer made it back to Earth? Now it's the Apocalypse.
So the capsuleer reshipped in atmo? Balsy. I didn't think POSes could be anchored in planets. And I suppose it would be the end of the world if the EVE Gate reopened... CCP RedDawn:Ugly people are just playing life on HARD mode. Personally, I'm playing on an INFERNO difficulty..||| CCP Goliath:I often believe that the best way to get something done is to shout at the person trying to help you. ||| CCP Goliath:http://goo.gl/PKGDPZ |
Elbatt
The Jupiter Mining Group
0
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Posted - 2014.08.29 18:26:00 -
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I don't think the volcano will erupt as it doesn't currently have an eruption permit... |
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Rowells
Unknown Soldiers Fidelas Constans
1265
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Posted - 2014.08.29 18:30:00 -
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So after the final server node melts from the river of magma, it's final task will be to send out a broadcast of who won eve. |
Hicksimus
Torgue
281
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Posted - 2014.08.29 18:35:00 -
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Rowells wrote:So after the final server node melts from the river of magma, it's final task will be to send out a broadcast of who won eve.
Sir, I'm receiving a transmission.
It....it says we're all losers.... Do you have it? |
Aldstealth Senx
EVE University Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2014.08.29 19:01:00 -
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Caviar Liberta wrote:Aldstealth Senx wrote:Ta'krite wrote:Frankly I'm a little disappointed in out volcano, sub. Glacial volcanoes can either explode or melt some ice and flood a bit. This seems to be the latter. It's also far away from ccp so don't panic. I want hekla to blow as its a pretty lava volcano with all the ash cloud. One you want to watch out for is katla that's a biggie and would cause way more problems that a few canceled flights . Let's hope the cancelled flights are not those the alliance commentators are on Commentators will just tell the airline to fit active thermal hardeners.
Double shield tank for Airbus, double armor tank for Boeing |
Aldstealth Senx
EVE University Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2014.08.29 19:03:00 -
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CCP Sledgehammer wrote:I just had a look out the window. Can confirm - Armageddon.
And when I posted everybody just like "nothing is happening". Now like "let's move to the unused old WWII bunkers". |
Aldstealth Senx
EVE University Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2014.08.29 19:06:00 -
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Makari Aeron wrote:CCP Sledgehammer wrote:Makari Aeron wrote:CCP Sledgehammer wrote:I just had a look out the window. Can confirm - Armageddon. Waaaaait....a capsuleer made it back to Earth? Now it's the Apocalypse. So the capsuleer reshipped in atmo? Balsy. I didn't think POSes could be anchored in planets. And I suppose it would be the end of the world if the EVE Gate reopened...
I suppose I'll be the first in line to get outta here and go live an immortal life within a ship.
Going to my farm using a Dramiel, should be sweet. The employees would have a mass heart attack or something |
Aldstealth Senx
EVE University Ivy League
0
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Posted - 2014.08.29 19:10:00 -
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Rowells wrote:So after the final server node melts from the river of magma, it's final task will be to send out a broadcast of who won eve.
I told CCP to install a backup server at CERN, could not be safer there. |
Brad314
Prospero's Island
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Posted - 2014.08.29 21:05:00 -
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Well, if I'm not mistaken, last time this one had a major eruption, George Washington noted the climate changes. Also, the toxic cloud killed people as far away as Scotland. Someone find Tom Hanks, I've heard he's good vs. volcanoes. |
Marsha Mallow
1486
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Posted - 2014.08.29 21:23:00 -
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CCP Sledgehammer wrote:Now it's the Apocalypse. Calm down. It's just a Friday.
If you have to evac, grab the beer first DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! |
Merende Macaco
Tr0pa de elite. Pandemic Legion
13
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Posted - 2014.08.29 22:07:00 -
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You see, Bardarbunga is busy processing the ice in Vatnaj+¦kull, once he has enough ozone hes gonna give it to his rifter buddy over in the Holuhraun , he will open a cyno, and we hotdrop Iceland. |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
2009
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Posted - 2014.08.29 22:20:00 -
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CCP Sledgehammer wrote:Basically all of the World's endings. At once. GÖĽGÖ¬GÖ˝ It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) GÖ¬GÖ˝GÖ¬GÖ˝ ISD Ezwal Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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cpu939
Eternal Darkness. Get Off My Lawn
61
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Posted - 2014.08.30 12:42:00 -
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Marsha Mallow wrote:CCP Sledgehammer wrote:Now it's the Apocalypse. Calm down. It's just a Friday. If you have to evac, grab the beer first
they're in iceland grab the beer last save your money, beer is cheeper here in the uk |
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CCP Sledgehammer
C C P C C P Alliance
229
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Posted - 2014.09.01 11:16:00 -
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cpu939 wrote:Marsha Mallow wrote:CCP Sledgehammer wrote:Now it's the Apocalypse. Calm down. It's just a Friday. If you have to evac, grab the beer first they're in iceland grab the beer last save your money, beer is cheeper here in the uk
It really is, and there's just more of it :D Graphical QA Analyst | EVE Quality Assurance | Team TriLambda |
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Arline Kley
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
369
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Posted - 2014.09.01 11:59:00 -
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ISD Ezwal wrote:GÖĽGÖ¬GÖ˝ I don't want to set the world on fire GÖ¬GÖ˝GÖ¬GÖ˝
fixed. Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |
Clyde Barrows
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
8
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Posted - 2014.09.01 14:32:00 -
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Scorsigaar wrote:Isn't there some sort of protocol to sacrifice a virgin to appease it?
There is no virgins in Iceland . Maybe they can import one from say ,Timbukto . |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
6809
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Posted - 2014.09.01 15:54:00 -
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Derrick Miles wrote:I hope that all the CCP employees will stay safe, as well as everyone else in Iceland for that matter. The tournament has nothing to do with that sentiment...
I second this. "Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
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CCP Ytterbium
C C P C C P Alliance
3687
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Posted - 2014.09.01 16:29:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:CCP WE DEMAND YOU STOP A VOLCANO.
CCP NakedMan, you're our only hope.
CCP NakedMan sits in my team space, he's sick today due to the fumes he inhaled when wrestling with the volcano, but he should be back tomorrow to stop the mightySharkSpaceLaz0rLegions from enslaving Iceland. |
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
16687
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Posted - 2014.09.01 17:06:00 -
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CCP Ytterbium wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:CCP NakedMan, you're our only hope. CCP NakedMan sits in my team space, he's sick today due to the fumes he inhaled when wrestling with the volcano, but he should be back tomorrow to stop the mightySharkSpaceLaz0rLegions from enslaving Iceland.
..is this an official acknowledgment of CCP NakedMan's existence by a Dev?!??!??!
\o/ Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Kurosaki Rukia
Abysmal Gentlemen We Didn't Mean It
27
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Posted - 2014.09.01 18:37:00 -
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In a public announcement CPP has said that the volcano eruption will not effect the alliance tournament, but it has resulted in a delay in construction of their new head office. |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
2044
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Posted - 2014.09.02 19:58:00 -
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Kurosaki Rukia wrote:In a public announcement CPP has said that the volcano eruption will not effect the alliance tournament, but it has resulted in a delay in construction of their new head office. I disagree. That picture looks like it might be the inside of a volcano. Well, if you want to use that to construct your new HQ in, you have to get rid of the lava first. By the look of it, under the supervision of CCP NakedMan all is going according to plan....
(On topic, as far as I know these eruptions are far away from anything in Iceland. So apart from the nuisance for some airliners, it probably will do very little harm.) ISD Ezwal Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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JC Anderson
State Protectorate Caldari State
1129
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Posted - 2014.09.04 06:52:00 -
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Er looking at that site from the last two days updates doesn't exactly paint a pretty picture.
The ruv site I mean. |
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