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Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices Space Violets
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Posted - 2014.09.12 20:10:00 -
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Rodj Blake wrote:Average Space Elf wrote:Jinari Otsito wrote:Are there any... extraordinary space elfs? I mean, you being an average one and all. Any abysmal ones? The extraordinary space elfs pass into legend, and are rightly revered and worshiped. I believe you spacemen call them "gods"? Abysmal space elfs? Surely they exist, but I can't recall ever meeting one. Sounds like blasphemy.
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Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
760
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Posted - 2014.09.12 20:13:00 -
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Average Space Elf wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:There are no space dragons. There are, however, massive specimens of rogue drones, or so the rumour goes. We get space elf space vodka from the teatmilk of space dragons, and oh lordy lordy do we have space elf space vodka. Q.E.D. space dragons exist.
Welp, I'm convinced. If there ever was some sort of mythos that deserves a leap of faith - or a drunken tumble down mt dumbass for that matter - it's the one that has space elf space vodka procured from the teatmilk of space dragons.
Where do I sign up for your newsletter and space elf space vodka delivery service? Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
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Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices Space Violets
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Posted - 2014.09.12 20:14:00 -
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N'maro Makari wrote:Four pages.
This cannot be a thing.
And yet here we are, four pages later with not a single other space elf in attendance, but a vast surplus of party poopers and spoilsports. Alas. |
Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices Space Violets
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Posted - 2014.09.12 20:20:00 -
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Jinari Otsito wrote:Average Space Elf wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:There are no space dragons. There are, however, massive specimens of rogue drones, or so the rumour goes. We get space elf space vodka from the teatmilk of space dragons, and oh lordy lordy do we have space elf space vodka. Q.E.D. space dragons exist. Welp, I'm convinced. If there ever was some sort of mythos that deserves a leap of faith - or a drunken tumble down mt dumbass for that matter - it's the one that has space elf space vodka procured from the teatmilk of space dragons. Where do I sign up for your newsletter and space elf space vodka delivery service?
That's the spirit! I knew you had some space elf in you somewhere!
No newsletter yet. Space elf freestyle cuneiform doesn't lend itself particularly well to the medium. Space elf space vodka delivery services will begin once we crowdsource the funds to make it a reality. |
Aedre Lafisques
Eleutherian Guard Villore Accords
6
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Posted - 2014.09.12 22:46:00 -
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Whether any of this be all, part or not at all imaginary, props to any soul, fictional or living, willing to milk something deserving of the title 'dragon'; particularly the space- variant, which presumably survives the vacuum and radiation of space on top of qualities already giving it 'dragon' status.
Does this mean these so called space dragons are in fact mammals? This brings to mind romantic children's stories of space whales, which are traditionally just as fanciful as dragons are.
Does it come out as vodka-like substance or is there a distillation process?
Somebody let me know if they get a hold of this fanciful vodka. To warrant a story like this, it simply has to be stellar if its really out there. |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
3310
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Posted - 2014.09.13 01:13:00 -
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Pretty sure my wife has some elf ear attachments from last month's "roleplaying". She wanted to be the innocent elfin maiden, and I was the evil (yet ultimately vulnerable) bad elf intent on seducing her.
Ahh, good times were had indeed.
... what? It's a Gallentean thing. Spices up the home life.
Don't judge me. Ch+½j+ì Katrina Oniseki ~ (RDC) Chief Operations Officer ~ [I-RED] Director of Public Relations |
Sakaane Eionell
Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative
131
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Posted - 2014.09.13 01:24:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:Don't judge me. Oh, you Caldari vixen, you. Suresha
- We are the few, spoken of by many | Solitary Pilot - |
Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices Space Violets
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Posted - 2014.09.13 02:40:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:Pretty sure my wife has some elf ear attachments from last month's "roleplaying". She wanted to be the innocent elfin maiden, and I was the evil (yet ultimately vulnerable) bad elf intent on seducing her.
Ahh, good times were had indeed.
... what? It's a Gallentean thing. Spices up the home life.
Don't judge me.
Are my ears pointy? No, they are not. Space elfs do not have pointy ears. Space elves () on the other hand, do. In ages past this would make my elfblood boil. The intervening years have dulled the offense of spaceman ignorance, though, so now I'm merely left with a mild headache. Ouch.
Your wife sounds like quite the spacelady, though. |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
3310
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Posted - 2014.09.13 03:15:00 -
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Average Space Elf wrote:Your wife sounds like quite the spacelady, though.
You have no idea. Ch+½j+ì Katrina Oniseki ~ (RDC) Chief Operations Officer ~ [I-RED] Director of Public Relations |
Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6348
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Posted - 2014.09.13 03:37:00 -
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The things you learn. Priano Trans-Stellar: elegant solutions for the State's needs. |
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Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices Space Violets
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Posted - 2014.09.13 06:16:00 -
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Aedre Lafisques wrote:Whether any of this be all, part or not at all imaginary, props to any soul, fictional or living, willing to milk something deserving of the title 'dragon'; particularly the space- variant, which presumably survives the vacuum and radiation of space on top of qualities already giving it 'dragon' status.
Does this mean these so called space dragons are in fact mammals? This brings to mind romantic children's stories of space whales, which are traditionally just as fanciful as dragons are.
Does it come out as vodka-like substance or is there a distillation process?
Somebody let me know if they get a hold of this fanciful vodka. To warrant a story like this, it simply has to be stellar if its really out there.
The process by which space dragon teatmilk becomes space elf space vodka is a closely guarded secret; it's said that each space elf space clan has it's own recipes and methods. What they have in common is space elfs themselfs. Spacemans cannot produce space elf space vodka, and any attempt to do so invariably produces, shall we say, violently suboptimal results.
In the metaphorical sense, as bees are to honey, space elfs are to space elf space vodka. That's about as clear as I can be.
Ah, space whales. You have not lived until you have swum with space whales in space seas. I pine for my space elf youth, just to think of it... |
Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices Space Violets
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Posted - 2014.09.13 06:17:00 -
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Makoto Priano wrote:The things you learn.
Indeed! |
Deitra Vess
Dead Men Rising Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2014.09.13 07:09:00 -
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wait..... I thought you guys were known for your wine...... |
Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices Space Violets
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Posted - 2014.09.13 10:59:00 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:wait..... I thought you guys were known for your wine......
Well of course we are! Space elf space wine is just made from space grapes from space vines. Nothing particularly special.
The vodka is rather esoteric, and only mentioned because ms Otsito brought it up. I don't go for it, myself. Too into space wine. Speaking of... |
Charles Cambridge Schmidt
A Separate Peace Airlock Alliance
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Posted - 2014.09.13 17:22:00 -
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This topic disgusts me. Not only do I get to see a space elf degrade and discredit my lineage of space elves, but I also see him spreading more and more lies in addition to openly promoting slander and other such nonsense.
I am both disgusted and appalled to see this development.
Silly me; here I thought the IGS was some sort of progressive forum for the development of all peoples and races, yet now we have this blasphemer talking some serious smack about elven culture and my line of blood.
Just because you don't have pointed ears doesn't make you superior to us, space elf. I, due to blood line and breeding issues, have no genetic key that unlocks them for me, yet you claim to be ultimately better than any elven individual for this purpose. Why do you aim to make us the villain? Our conflicts and our troubles are aged and timeless yet lost to the vast canvas of reality but you still choose to utilize our acts far gone to justify your foul behavior.
Our cultures share so many similarities that in insulting ours, you insult your own. I find it appalling you didn't expect your other spiritual half, race wise, to find a thread like this. You are a bigot and a liar.
How dare you tarnish space elves so. |
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
762
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Posted - 2014.09.13 17:35:00 -
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Now now, be calm. There are more important issues at stake here and that's what the hell is the singular for space elves then?!
Also, do you have Space Elv...whatever Vodka and is it procured through Space Dragon Teat Milk? Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
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Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices Space Violets
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Posted - 2014.09.13 17:57:00 -
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Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:This topic disgusts me. Not only do I get to see a space elf degrade and discredit my lineage of space elves, but I also see him spreading more and more lies in addition to openly promoting slander and other such nonsense.
I am both disgusted and appalled to see this development.
Silly me; here I thought the IGS was some sort of progressive forum for the development of all peoples and races, yet now we have this blasphemer talking some serious smack about elven culture and my line of blood.
Just because you don't have pointed ears doesn't make you superior to us, space elf. I, due to blood line and breeding issues, have no genetic key that unlocks them for me, yet you claim to be ultimately better than any elven individual for this purpose. Why do you aim to make us the villain? Our conflicts and our troubles are aged and timeless yet lost to the vast canvas of reality but you still choose to utilize our acts far gone to justify your foul behavior.
Our cultures share so many similarities that in insulting ours, you insult your own. I find it appalling you didn't expect your other spiritual half, race wise, to find a thread like this. You are a bigot and a liar.
How dare you tarnish space elves so.
As you have invoked the sacred spirit of IGS, I will indeed engage with you.
The reason we do our best not to speak of you is because space elves, to a rule, have terrible fashion sense. Our efforts to teach you how to dress have repeatedly failed, and we can only take so much heartbreak. I mean, look at you, just look at yourself: mismatched brown-on-brown, tucked in shirt, no belt with those boots. *hurk* It became easier to distance ourselfs as a civilization than to keep bashing our heads against the same old space wall.
I didn't expect any space elves to read this thread because if I looked like average space elves looked, I would be hiding in embarrassment. Unfortunately, it seems I overestimated space elves' capacity for shame.
But you are here, elven hybrid, and I guess I'll hold myself to my statement that all are welcome. Have some wine, but please, for the love of all that is good and decent and un-ugly, drink it in the back corner. I'll turn the lights down a bit for everyone else's sake.
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Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices Space Violets
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Posted - 2014.09.13 18:01:00 -
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Jinari Otsito wrote:do you have Space Elv...whatever Vodka and is it procured through Space Dragon Teat Milk?
I wouldn't be much of a space elf if I didn't, now would I?! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! |
Charles Cambridge Schmidt
A Separate Peace Airlock Alliance
32
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Posted - 2014.09.13 18:51:00 -
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Snip. For some reason, it didn't post my actual post I spent several minutes on. Ow. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1248
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Posted - 2014.09.13 21:46:00 -
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Average Space Elf wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Mer? Are mers these elves? Does it mean they are sea creatures and live under water?.. Again I can only point to the mangling of a beautiful language by bastard tongues. The way it is meant to be pronounced (as evidenced in The Scrolls of our Elders), apparently sounds enough like another human word as to be adopted. Since you guys can't handle the realness here, I was accommodating. Ah, yes, yes, I remember these tales. An ancient evil, sleeping in the deepest and darkest bottoms of the sea. It was more ancient than humans themselves, and nobody new when it was appeared, there were just legends of its existence. The ancient language it speaks is not for human tongues and minds. And they are so terrifying that just looking at them will cause men to lose their minds and become insane.
So, yea. Sea monsters. With tentacles. |
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Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices Space Violets
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Posted - 2014.09.14 10:16:00 -
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Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:Average Space Elf wrote:
As you have invoked the sacred spirit of IGS, I will indeed engage with you.
The reason we do our best not to speak of you is because space elves, to a rule, have terrible fashion sense. Our efforts to teach you how to dress have repeatedly failed, and we can only take so much heartbreak. I mean, look at you, just look at yourself: mismatched brown-on-brown, tucked in shirt, no belt with those boots. *hurk* It became easier to distance ourselfs as a civilization than to keep bashing our heads against the same old space wall.
I didn't expect any space elves to read this thread because if I looked like average space elves looked, I would be hiding in embarrassment. Unfortunately, it seems I overestimated space elves' capacity for shame.
But you are here, elven hybrid, and I guess I'll hold myself to my statement that all are welcome. Have some wine, but please, for the love of all that is good and decent and un-ugly, drink it in the back corner. I'll turn the lights down a bit for everyone else's sake.
Excuse me, roundears? Brown-on-brown? Do you not know the difference between umber and tan? Did you even study, in the slightest, any one of the fashion sciences? You don't seem to have even considered the possibilities of color theory as you're wearing a uniform black outfit, looking more like a map pencil than any semblance of fashion like a true charlatan. But outside of that (and outside of the fact CONCORD made me unzip my jacket for my portrait photo), your tone is disrespectful at best when I approached you only showing disappointment. It is clear, elf, that your intent is malicious towards those who approach you peacefully and formally. You, like many others, have naught to concede but your bigotry toward another race no matter how similar due to preconceived prejudice that only shadows your visions of the future. I think you'll find that there are several individuals who find my appearance quite pleasing and would be dismayed if I placed myself as far away from everyone else as possible.
My elf heart laments your tragic state, tied, as you are, to "theory" and "science", bereft of feeling and magic. I'm doing my best to accommodate you, yet you respond to my space olive space branch with belligerence.
I do not at all doubt that there are those who appreciate your "sense", sorry, "science" of "aesthetics". I would humbly request you seek their company. |
Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices Space Violets
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Posted - 2014.09.14 10:18:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Average Space Elf wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Mer? Are mers these elves? Does it mean they are sea creatures and live under water?.. Again I can only point to the mangling of a beautiful language by bastard tongues. The way it is meant to be pronounced (as evidenced in The Scrolls of our Elders), apparently sounds enough like another human word as to be adopted. Since you guys can't handle the realness here, I was accommodating. Ah, yes, yes, I remember these tales. An ancient evil, sleeping in the deepest and darkest bottoms of the sea. It was more ancient than humans themselves, and nobody new when it was appeared, there were just legends of its existence. The ancient language it speaks is not for human tongues and minds. And they are so terrifying that just looking at them will cause men to lose their minds and become insane. So, yea. Sea monsters. With tentacles.
Yesssss. Good. Yes. |
Utsukushi Shi
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Imperial Outlaws.
53
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Posted - 2014.09.14 21:25:00 -
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Space dragon teatmilk space vodka?
**** it. I'll try anything once. Pyre Falcon is recruiting - apply today! Backstage Recruitment thread EVEO Forum Recruitment thread |
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
763
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Posted - 2014.09.14 21:28:00 -
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Try the space elf. I'm sort of curious but there's a sad lack of Space Civire Granite Space Chin. Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
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Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6354
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Posted - 2014.09.15 03:21:00 -
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Space dragon? Is that some sort of fedo with a vacuum adaptation? Priano Trans-Stellar: elegant solutions for the State's needs. |
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
54
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Posted - 2014.09.15 09:45:00 -
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I told everyone that space elves existed, but no one believed me. See, I'm right. Mindflood abuse does boost your mental abilities. |
Aldrith Shutaq
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
664
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Posted - 2014.09.15 17:49:00 -
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What in Molok's breeches is going on in here? |
Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6356
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Posted - 2014.09.15 18:02:00 -
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Captain Shutaq, it's best just to walk away.
Walk away while you still can. Priano Trans-Stellar: elegant solutions for the State's needs. |
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
764
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Posted - 2014.09.15 18:06:00 -
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I don't know... those eyebrows, those delicate cheekbones...
Shutaq just might have some elf in him. Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1253
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Posted - 2014.09.15 22:11:00 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:What in Molok's breeches is going on in here? Old tales of ancient evils and prehistoric sea monsters. |
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