Paid Ducks 10b to kill a orca
Orca lives, 10b gone

What happened?!

In all seriousness, Ducks are good men, do good deeds, and kill stupid ***** cocksuckers like this guy.

Orcas are larger than a duck. Therefore, ducks cannot kill an orca. Ducks with bombs on the other hand...

Surely i should hire Narwhals then, since they are bigger....

Narwhals: Jedi of the sea. Of space. Also eat ducks and murder orcas.

Yup you want a run down: (for 2 weeks the bar tab comes to...)

really? check J160311 losses and our corp(s) kills for the following corps/alliances and add up the losses - doesn't take a genius to figure out the numbers and includes your 2 billion you paid Narwhals to come baby sit your repping activities

1 -180 mill
2 -215 mill
3 -170 mill
4 -190 mill
5 -170 mill
6 -180 mill
7 -110 mill
8 -80 mill
9 -71 mill
10 -780 mill
11 -225 mill
12 -93 mill
13 -11 mill
14 -11 mill
15 -25 mill
16 -194 mill
17 -138 mill
18 -165 mill
19 -192 mill
20 -15 mill
21 -38 mill
22 -560 mill
23 -36 mill
24 -

Funny thing is, Vegas might be a douchebag or forum troll but it seems he actually hits people where it hurts in eve, their wallet. And I do think 8b is a hefty sum for 2 weeks even if they live in a wh, how much hasnt this lil op costed them when they cant run sites or mine?

This is funny ****.

Only people in eve you can trust is pirates!

Yup you want a run down: (for 2 weeks the bar tab comes to...)

really? check J160311 losses and our corp(s) kills for the following corps/alliances and add up the losses - doesn't take a genius to figure out the numbers and includes your 2 billion you paid Narwhals to come baby sit your repping activities

Corp #1 offers mercs large sum of money to fight against Corp #2. Mercs accept.

Corp #2 offers larger sum of money for Mercenaries to fight against Corp #1. Mercs accept.

Sounds pretty acceptable to me. Don't like it, do your own dirty work.

Nah ... that is just scamming contracts. It's like taking their money, going to the other corp and tell them to pay you the same amount to wardec the others is wrong. If your going to pretend to be a merc corp, you can atleast refrain from being a douche bag. Or atleast be honest about it if you decide to be a douche bag.

It is that simple.

yet you still managed to lose your dignity.
your pos
your wh.
your carrier that we suicided.

oh and while you're trolling... might as well join you...

your mum says hi. :-)

Russel Casey- Don't like it, do your own dirty work.

Not exactly how it happened, if you read the logs Cipreh posted.

Vegas attempted twice to hire narwals, both times he changed his mind or called it off. They were under no obligation to refuse contract against someone who has not yet hired them.

Also I don't want to sound cheeky because the official sum of isk has nothing to do with anyone, but Narwals cut us a pretty good deal most likely because of who the target was.

But certainly wasn't 2Bill

You know I'd have agreed with that if I'd known of anyone worrying about the losses. Opportunity loss in this game doesn't really factor. Unless it's your only earning char. I'm sure everyone in the WH is actually earning ISK in incursions or trade/industry on alts or other chars. Sure they got the kills, well done them and that's all good! Go VegasMirage go kick our arse!

The opportunity loss is a factor considering you hired mercs to save your precious wormhole and yet they apparantly couldnt save you either (i know you hired them to protect your POS) instead you get farmed like rats. If you didnt want the wh for profit and you got oh so much characters earning so much more in highsec incursions maybe you really should have considered staying in highsec, just put the tail between the legs and admit you lost the isk war in ships. As I sad Vegas might be a whiner and douchebag but the guys that defended/owns the wormhole seems to encourage that with their own tears and douchebag posts, although making this all more hilarious for the rest of us to read and feed upon and write stupid **** like I just did. Its fun to see people who claim to not care about spaceships care so much.

+1 for this thread, it fills my workhours with something to do.

the funny thing is they have convod me and agreed to pay a ransom because they can't run incursions while we war dec them, so the whole they're making isk thing isn't true either

On another note, why would you classify me as a whining douchebag when in fact my killboard is only filled with whining douchebags and the only thing I'm doing here is providing valuable intel on what Narwhals is capable of doing to your personal projects in Eve.

Meh, I been called worse though :)

the funny thing is they have convod me and agreed to pay a ransom because they can't run incursions while we war dec them, so the whole they're making isk thing isn't true either

On another note, why would you classify me as a whining douchebag when in fact my killboard is only filled with whining douchebags and the only thing I'm doing here is providing valuable intel on what Narwhals is capable of doing to your personal projects in Eve.

Meh, I been called worse though :)

so more intel from your fail posts, Narwhals decided to cut you a discount so they could fight (me) a customer in good standing who paid them 500 mill isk to wait for my call for help. Seems about right. Thank you for sharing, please do continue.

Hmmm..... guessing this aint exactly what one would call good press for the merc business.

As a casual observer the whole thing smells a bit..... seems like mercs clubbing together to crush the truth.

Only my interpretation of course, could well be wrong.

Its just I have never liked bullies.... even when they only appear to be doing their bullying in an interent spaceship game forum.

*Vegas can't lay claim to all the mercs in eve... "Oh you can't hire them, I tried to hire them and failed. So that means you're not allowed to"

You keep wishing it was my POS and my wormhole, I haven't lived in wh space in nearly 1 year. But when I did live in wh's I had a faction fit Domination Death Star with 5 level 5 Starbase Defence alts, so you wulda been r4ped at my front door.