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Muffin Menace
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.03 22:16:00 -
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This thread was brought to you by the letter W, T and F. __________________ "Out on bail fresh outta jail, California dreamin" |
Decrat
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.03 22:17:00 -
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You should write one about how BoB's stay in Syndicate, has left an alarming shortage of food in the system. Not only were they in our base killing our dudes, they were in our fridge, eating our foods
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Crivens
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.03 22:21:00 -
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Edited by: Crivens on 03/08/2006 22:22:59
Originally by: Lungorthin I forgot to add that this kind of open-end and spotted with black-humor stories will not appeal to underage or teenage readers.
Functional illiterates please avoid reading my stories thank you
You come across as rather ignorant there, son.
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Angellyne
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Posted - 2006.08.03 22:28:00 -
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Originally by: Crivens Edited by: Crivens on 03/08/2006 22:22:59
Originally by: Lungorthin I forgot to add that this kind of open-end and spotted with black-humor stories will not appeal to underage or teenage readers.
Functional illiterates please avoid reading my stories thank you
You come across as rather ignorant there, son.
Riiight. And all the "what", "not funny", "this is lame" spittle didn't set off your ignorance detector. You come across rather ironic, scooter.
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Admiral Pieg
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.08.03 22:36:00 -
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Originally by: Lungorthin I forgot to add that this kind of open-end and spotted with black-humor stories will not appeal to underage or teenage readers.
Functional illiterates please avoid reading my stories thank you
ouch, goonies got ze violated. ______________
Pod from above. |
CalBar
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.03 22:38:00 -
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Originally by: Lungorthin I forgot to add that this kind of open-end and spotted with black-humor stories will not appeal to underage or teenage readers.
Functional illiterates please avoid reading my stories thank you
Your fiction is bad and you should feel bad.
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Crivens
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.03 22:44:00 -
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Originally by: Angellyne
Riiight. And all the "what", "not funny", "this is lame" spittle didn't set off your ignorance detector.
Actually, I found those rather accurate, sport.
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Syril Mert
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Posted - 2006.08.03 22:44:00 -
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wow. So many negative reactions?
I laughed hard :) Nice story
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Herberge
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.03 22:56:00 -
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Edited by: Herberge on 03/08/2006 22:57:23 Edited by: Herberge on 03/08/2006 22:56:31 Don't listen to these idiots, Lungorthin. I have found a similar technique quite useful in adapting stories for Eve and our particular political circumstances. Example, which I'm hoping will become a Chronicle at some point:
SirMolle ducked down below the asteroid popping a fresh magazine in his Navy Issue Raven. He peeked around the corner of the asteroids to survey the scene before him. The members of Goonswarm had planted the bomb in the far asteroid belt and only he and Blacklight remained to defuse the bomb and save the asteroid belt
Blacklight moved swiftly past SirMolle's position, swinging left into the next safespot and pumping several rounds of spike L into a hapless Goonswarmer. SirMolle followed, hurling an ECM Burst ahead of them to jam any Goonswarmers in the open area beyond...
I think the parallels are uncanny.
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Panshin Bolo
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.08.03 23:00:00 -
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Goons, can u please leave EVE through the same door you came from? You're a disease to EVE. A plague. You sicken the rest of us.
Once promissing, you owe yourselves a bad reputation. M0o were cool compared to you.
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Angellyne
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Posted - 2006.08.03 23:00:00 -
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Originally by: Crivens
Originally by: Angellyne
Riiight. And all the "what", "not funny", "this is lame" spittle didn't set off your ignorance detector.
Actually, I found those rather accurate, sport.
An opinion regarding a creative work can be "accurate"? You probably meant you agreed, eh tiger?
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.03 23:07:00 -
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Originally by: Lungorthin I forgot to add that this kind of open-end and spotted with black-humor stories will not appeal to underage or teenage readers.
BoB member accuses Swarm of not understanding black humor.
:psyduck:
This thread hurt my brain before, yet now I don't know if it's an extremely subtle meta-joke or if what I quoted above was actually serious. If he is being serious, gods help us all.
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Pergly
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.03 23:08:00 -
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I thought it was funny. No need to **** all over the thread just because it was by a BoB-member guys...
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Mtthias Clemi
Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.08.03 23:10:00 -
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Someone fetch the fly swatter...
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Frank Messiah
Jita Highway Patrol
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Posted - 2006.08.03 23:12:00 -
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Originally by: Panshin Bolo Goons, can u please leave EVE through the same door you came from? You're a disease to EVE. A plague. You sicken the rest of us.
Once promissing, you owe yourselves a bad reputation. M0o were cool compared to you.
This is personal now.
Goodbye.
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Avernus
Gallente Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.08.03 23:16:00 -
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Oh come on folks... it was well written and put a smile on my face. Beyond that, at the very least it was original, which is a far sight better than 95% of what goes on around here.
Tongue in cheek Goons, it could have been something truely smacktastic.
Nothing in life is quite so sweet as the taste of payback. |
Boxcar McGee
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.03 23:20:00 -
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Edited by: Boxcar McGee on 03/08/2006 23:22:09 I thought it was an absolutely fantastic piece of literary work, and hope the OP shares many many many more of his clever adaptations with the Eve community.
The part where the guy sees the torpedo, but instead of doing something about it (like you would think he would) he decides to go bowling in the bar?
I should send the OP my hospital bill, because my friends I was in stitches.
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Herberge
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.03 23:22:00 -
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Originally by: Boxcar McGee I should send the OP my hospital bill, because my friends I was in stiches.
I'm pretty sure it said the two goonswarm guys engaged in some boweling. Maybe I misread it.
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Thomas McMiner
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.03 23:25:00 -
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Edited by: Thomas McMiner on 03/08/2006 23:25:39 Edited by: Thomas McMiner on 03/08/2006 23:25:26 I liked it.
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Angellyne
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Posted - 2006.08.03 23:31:00 -
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I particularly liked the part where instead of continuing with their childish flaming and whatnot (as one would expect) they engaged in ever-so-subtle sarcastic dialogue in which they pretended to analyze and enjoy it, so as to demonstrate their disdain in a seemingly original fashion.
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JoeT
Amarr S U N Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.08.03 23:33:00 -
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Good story =)
Funny, hmm as wow-"players" say:
LAWL (or ROFLCHOPPTER) --- Murder Murder, yes indeed, K-I-L-L-I-N-G
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Adohan Zefyr
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:11:00 -
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What kind of bar has bowling?
Drunk people and bowling balls. Thats got to be against health and safety.
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Raleigh
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 00:14:00 -
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Originally by: Angellyne I particularly liked the part where instead of continuing with their childish flaming and whatnot (as one would expect) they engaged in ever-so-subtle sarcastic dialogue in which they pretended to analyze and enjoy it, so as to demonstrate their disdain in a seemingly original fashion.
I enjoy your ever-so-subtle sarcastic dialogue in which you pretend to analyze and enjoy our ever-so-subtle sarcastic dialogue, which is intended to demonstrate your disdain for goons in a seemingly original fashion.
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13th
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Posted - 2006.08.04 01:12:00 -
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Unfunny and pointless.
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Iron Jaw
The Forsakened Companions GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 01:47:00 -
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Originally by: Samirol i like how goonswarm swarms any thread with their name in the title, you get like 7 of them in a row
good work
.....................what... your being sarcastic right? please god say yes..... your wondering.. why an alliance with SWARM in their name swarms a thread... with THEIR name in it... right good, just wanted to clear that one up.
On another note, good fiction, well written, punch line....... trailed off, but still good, keep them comeing!
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Val Andil
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 01:53:00 -
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This has got to be one of the best stories I have ever read. Please, keep up the good work. I'm sure, twenty years from now, your books will be part of every high school's curriculum.
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Kaela Arana
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.08.04 02:13:00 -
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Thats pretty cool. I like it. Just the thing you do when you no longer give a flying rats privates.... -- Working to feed the kids. |
H00KER
Caldari Visual I.D GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 02:20:00 -
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Edited by: H00KER on 04/08/2006 02:23:36 Edited by: H00KER on 04/08/2006 02:23:05
Originally by: Panshin Bolo Goons, can u please leave EVE through the same door you came from? You're a disease to EVE. A plague. You sicken the rest of us.
Once promissing, you owe yourselves a bad reputation. M0o were cool compared to you.
Mission accomplished then. Shame we were contracted for 3 years eh? You see we have to perform three years free mercenary services every year for BoL.
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Gamer4liff
Caldari Metalworks THE INTERSTELLAR FOUNDRY
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Posted - 2006.08.04 02:24:00 -
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Originally by: Panshin Bolo Goons, can u please leave EVE through the same door you came from? You're a disease to EVE. A plague. You sicken the rest of us.
Once promissing, you owe yourselves a bad reputation. M0o were cool compared to you.
Your hatemongering sickens me.
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Aupre Fahrenson
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.04 02:28:00 -
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Originally by: Panshin Bolo Goons, can u please leave EVE through the same door you came from? You're a disease to EVE. A plague. You sicken the rest of us.
Once promissing, you owe yourselves a bad reputation. M0o were cool compared to you.
el oh el, guys like you are the reason I stay in EVE. Look at Paris Hilton! Any attention is good attention if you channel it correctly.
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