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Selexid
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.09.29 11:55:53 -
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To be stuck in a room with no means to take a huge dump.
Halp!
PS. No I wont do it anywhere in the room. |
Selexid
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
92
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Posted - 2014.09.29 12:02:15 -
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Minute 64. Still no help in sight. Pain is getting stronger. |
Selexid
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
92
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Posted - 2014.09.29 12:23:50 -
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Minute 84. No sound in the hallway. The cleaning lady might have left. Still to early to take a chance. Pain almost unbearable. |
Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
1316
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Posted - 2014.09.29 14:20:33 -
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Selexid wrote:Minute 84. No sound in the hallway. The cleaning lady might have left. Still to early to take a chance. Pain almost unbearable.
Why can't you leave the room?
Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699
Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance.
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Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
10158
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Posted - 2014.09.29 16:15:37 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:Selexid wrote:Minute 84. No sound in the hallway. The cleaning lady might have left. Still to early to take a chance. Pain almost unbearable. Why can't you leave the room?
Because he's naked?
"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
One of ours, ten of theirs.
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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
12441
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Posted - 2014.09.29 16:40:00 -
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this is a fascinating thread. i can't wait for updates. it's been awhile. i think he must have soiled himself by now. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
6365
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Posted - 2014.09.29 16:56:36 -
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*eats popcorn*
Not that there isn't enough drama... but context man!! CONTEXT!
Find a storage closet... alleyway... dumpster... JUS DU EET!!!!!
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?"
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
23171
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Posted - 2014.09.29 17:45:22 -
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I feel weirder about this than my salmon thread.
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Robert Sawyer
Red Phoenix Rising Rolling The Dice
41
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Posted - 2014.09.29 18:21:07 -
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Minute 104. Nobody is coming for me. I may have to ju- AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHH
"And when, at last, the moment is yours, that agony will become your greatest triumph."
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jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
682
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Posted - 2014.09.29 19:20:59 -
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ooops !!! looks like someone has had a bottom explosion ...and has shat himself ! |
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
3116
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Posted - 2014.09.29 20:07:13 -
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A pig farmer wanted to win the Blue Ribbon at the fair, so he asked the previous year's winner how he did it. "You have to fatten up your best pig, get it REALLY fat," he said. "How do I do that?" asked the farmer. "Easy. You take a cork and plug up the pig's ass. That way it'll gain weight, and you'll have the fattest pig. Then you'll win the Blue Ribbon." Well, it seemed simple enough, so the farmer tried it, and sure enough, his pig won the Blue Ribbon at the county fair that year. The farmer took the pig home, and then he started thinking, "Now how will I get the cork out? There's a lot of pressure on that cork!" So he called up the last year's winner again and asked him.
"Easy," he replied. "You go to the pet store, get a monkey, then drill a hole in a piece of plywood and put the cork in it. Then teach the monkey to pull the cork out." That sounds easy enough, thought the farmer. So he went to the pet store, bought a monkey, drilled a hole in a piece of plywood, and put the cork in it. Then he trained the monkey to take the cork out of the plywood. The time came to put the monkey's training to use. The farmer thought, "I don't want to be too close to the action when the monkey pulls that cork out - after all, there's a lot of pressure behind that cork!" So he asked his brother-in-law to stand right behind the monkey and the pig. He asked his other brother-in-law to stand 50 yards back. Then, just to be sure, he asked a drinking buddy to stand 100 yards away from the action. Then he took a stroll and walked back another 50 yards, thinking 150 yards ought to be plenty of distance. Then he yelled at the monkey, "PULL THE PLUG!"
Well, the monkey pulled the plug, and even though he was 150 yards away, there was so much pressure on that cork that he got his face and hands all splattered with pig poop. Disgusted, he wiped his hands on the grass and walked up to his drinking buddy. Even 100 yards away, his drinking buddy had been splattered even worse than he had, and he was cussing up a storm until the farmer promised to buy his next couple of drinks.
He kept walking to his brother-in-law 50 yards away, and he was covered, and cussing like a sailor. He had to promise him a six-pack before he cooled down. Then he walked on up to where his first brother-in-law was standing next to the pig. He was literally covered head to toe, and globs were dripping off of him. But to the farmer's astonishment, that brother-in-law was laughing so hard he was doubled up and clutching his stomach. Stunned, the farmer asked him, "Why are you laughing even though you're covered up with sh*t"?
The brother-in-law could barely get the words out, but gasping, he finally managed to say:
"You should have seen that monkey trying to put the cork back in...!"
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Selexid
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
92
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Posted - 2014.09.29 20:29:02 -
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Minute 112. I finally caved-in. I ran tru the inhospitable halway to relief. I didn't care if anyone would see me i just wanted to reach salvation. It was blissful and explosive.
More details will come by tomorrow. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3607
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Posted - 2014.09.29 23:37:27 -
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So good to know, OP. I think you are now ready for New York City, a city of 8 million people, endless traffic and public transportation delays, and 0 public rest rooms. OK, if you can find run across a McDonald's or a Starbucks in the next walking mile, where the rest room isn't out of order... you're in luck and you join the back of the line.
But, it's possible you could get stuck in the Roosevelt Island overhead tram, with 47 other people, from 5:00 PM to 3:00 AM. Then you're kind of S.O.L. That's when you have to dig back and call on what you learned from Master Kan.
"Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
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Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
1316
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Posted - 2014.09.30 06:32:17 -
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Kaarous Aldurald wrote:Debora Tsung wrote:Selexid wrote:Minute 84. No sound in the hallway. The cleaning lady might have left. Still to early to take a chance. Pain almost unbearable. Why can't you leave the room? Because he's naked?
Sounds like a case of "woke up hungover, wanted to poop, got the wrong door..." Don't worry during Oktoberfest this happens every day, the cleaning lady will have seen more naked drunk guys and girls in the last week than many of us will see in their entire life. She probably has some vomit proof spare clothes for naked drunk people somewhere in her pockets.
Also, was naked but still had his smartphone at hand?
Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699
Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance.
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Pepper Solette
University of Caille Gallente Federation
510
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Posted - 2014.09.30 12:59:23 -
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I genuinely want to say......"Pics or it didn't happen!"
But on second thought, i'm pretty happy not having this photographed.
**-áMiko Sunji:-á "There is no better way to find out if you can swim, than swimming for your life."**
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Selexid
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
92
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Posted - 2014.10.02 07:29:30 -
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Update: Well I am place where I am not supposed to be officially. So that is why I am hiding:) No pics, as you said you dont want to see them:)
The sweet relief tho when all is emptied, but forget that, have you seen the tears of the Cap Blobbers in relation to power projection nerf? |
Remiel Pollard
Layman's Terms. Don't Tell Me The Odds
5786
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Posted - 2014.10.02 15:23:18 -
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This thread is amazing.
GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'.
Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥
- Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
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Bagrat Skalski
Poseidaon
5004
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Posted - 2014.10.02 16:07:46 -
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Selexid wrote:Update: Well I am place where I am not supposed to be officially. In Pentagon? You spai?
Recon makes them stronger
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Lucien Rouen
8052
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Posted - 2014.10.02 19:13:24 -
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Hell is when you stub your toe. Omahgawd. |
Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
23171
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Posted - 2014.10.02 23:22:25 -
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are you my pinkie toe? because i'm going to bang you on all my furniture
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