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Aroun Aucie
Benuke United
1
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Posted - 2014.10.01 18:50:00 -
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1 Billion ISK on CloudyHi Crush
Message KM for review of Authenticity. |
Paranoid Loyd
2062
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Posted - 2014.10.01 18:55:00 -
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I can't go bounty hunting without a reason, please elaborate. "PvE in EVE is a trap to turn you into PvP content, don't confuse it for actual gameplay." Lipbite |
Eldwinn
SomeWhat SophiSticateD Shadow Cartel
25
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Posted - 2014.10.01 19:03:00 -
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Paranoid Loyd wrote:I can't go bounty hunting without a reason, please elaborate.
It is a free bil. Who cares? |
Paranoid Loyd
2062
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Posted - 2014.10.01 19:07:00 -
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Eldwinn wrote:Paranoid Loyd wrote:I can't go bounty hunting without a reason, please elaborate. It is a free bil. Who cares?
Meh, that's chump change, content is priceless.
"PvE in EVE is a trap to turn you into PvP content, don't confuse it for actual gameplay." Lipbite |
Aroun Aucie
Benuke United
1
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Posted - 2014.10.01 20:54:00 -
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TBH bad courier deal gone wrong, items worth maybe 50m to 100m (not sure didn't check my bad ) I had a 20m collateral. Bounty is for lolz and order (get it LAO). Money talks, and not everyones toes should be steppeed on |
Inara Tamm
Kramerica Industries Incorporated Maggie's Magical Malliance
10
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Posted - 2014.10.01 22:37:00 -
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Sooo..... You made a mistake... someone saw that mistake and profited from it..... and you think they should be punished for your own stupidity? Just to clarify. |
Wingmate
Raven's Flight Northern Associates.
249
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Posted - 2014.10.01 23:09:00 -
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half isk up front, else you get what you want without any confirmation that you'll pay out. i make spreadsheets for pretty cheap. contact me for more info.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=197433 |
Renegade Heart
Smack My Ship Up
222
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Posted - 2014.10.01 23:35:00 -
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I'll do it for 100 mil, payable upfront to prevent a scam from occurring |
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858 Heroes and Villains.
979
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Posted - 2014.10.01 23:39:00 -
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Rengegade is legit and delivers. Vouch. Concord Approved Trader |
Paranoid Loyd
2069
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Posted - 2014.10.01 23:42:00 -
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Inara Tamm wrote:Sooo..... You made a mistake... someone saw that mistake and profited from it..... and you think they should be punished for your own stupidity? Just to clarify.
Let's not forget to point out OP is willing to pay out 10x the amount he lost. "PvE in EVE is a trap to turn you into PvP content, don't confuse it for actual gameplay." Lipbite |
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Ned Thomas
Hellbound Turkeys Alliance of Abandoned Cybernetic Rejects
159
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Posted - 2014.10.01 23:59:00 -
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Hi, I'm just hiding here because nullsec is losing it's mind in the Dev blog section. This place seems comparatively safe.
Also vouching for Renegade's discount bounty service. Highly recommended.
Carry on. |
CloudyHi Crush
Kleptomaniac Consortium Maggie's Magical Malliance
3
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Posted - 2014.10.02 00:29:00 -
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Here at Kleptomaniac Consortium we have endorsed the traditional practices of New Eden such as the Safe Hauling Practice Act of 2013 (SHPA) and other similar Codes in New Eden. However we recently have been in the process of adopting the SHPA to incorporate some aspects from the youtube video linked in my profile (which is being omitted to conform to the rules of this forum.) This video describes the current practice at our corporation. We are trying to minimize the risk to our investors while maximizing profits. We firmly believe that we are doing the best that we can to complete courier contracts while maximizing profits and keeping every party happy. We understand that some of policies inversely affect many of our contractors but with any business there will always be customers who feel they were targeted. We understand you were dissatisfied with our service and regret that you will once again come out on the losing end of this new proposal. There have been many threats in the past and none have been successful. There have been War Decs, threats, numerous bounties totaling a combined 3+b with all members and all have had no impact on our Corporation. Additionally we look forward to any future business you may throw at us and will do our best to deliver the same fine service or users expect and to which have grown accustomed to receiving. |
Aroun Aucie
Benuke United
2
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Posted - 2014.10.02 05:04:00 -
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CloudyHi Crush wrote:Here at Kleptomaniac Consortium we have endorsed the traditional practices of New Eden such as the Safe Hauling Practice Act of 2013 (SHPA) and other similar Codes in New Eden. However we recently have been in the process of adopting the SHPA to incorporate some aspects from the youtube video linked in my profile (which is being omitted to conform to the rules of this forum.) This video describes the current practice at our corporation. We are trying to minimize the risk to our investors while maximizing profits. We firmly believe that we are doing the best that we can to complete courier contracts while maximizing profits and keeping every party happy. We understand that some of policies inversely affect many of our contractors but with any business there will always be customers who feel they were targeted. We understand you were dissatisfied with our service and regret that you will once again come out on the losing end of this new proposal. There have been many threats in the past and none have been successful. There have been War Decs, threats, numerous bounties totaling a combined 3+b with all members and all have had no impact on our Corporation. Additionally we look forward to any future business you may throw at us and will do our best to deliver the same fine service our users expect and to which have grown accustomed to receiving.
there we go guys does anyone think they can take his challenge? |
Agondray
Avenger Mercenaries VOID Intergalactic Forces
132
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Posted - 2014.10.03 19:04:00 -
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Eldwinn wrote:Paranoid Loyd wrote:I can't go bounty hunting without a reason, please elaborate. It is a free bil. Who cares?
no its not a free billion, back in the day would could gank him and get the billion but to avoid the abuse of these system of simply having an alt kill your alt that has a bounty or having a friend kill you and split it, with crimewatch they settled on a percentage of value from the ship lost so that in no way you could make a profit from simply killing your alt. "Sarcasm is the Recourse of a weak mine" -Dr. Smith |
Paranoid Loyd
2093
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Posted - 2014.10.03 20:21:00 -
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Agondray wrote:Eldwinn wrote:Paranoid Loyd wrote:I can't go bounty hunting without a reason, please elaborate. It is a free bil. Who cares? no its not a free billion, back in the day would could gank him and get the billion but to avoid the abuse of these system of simply having an alt kill your alt that has a bounty or having a friend kill you and split it, with crimewatch they settled on a percentage of value from the ship lost so that in no way you could make a profit from simply killing your alt.
Try reading the OP next time.
"PvE in EVE is a trap to turn you into PvP content, don't confuse it for actual gameplay." Lipbite |
Princess Bride
Corripe Cervisiam Trade Consortium
647
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Posted - 2014.10.03 21:04:00 -
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So pay Chribba to hold the money and confirm the authenticity of the KM. Your project requires an investment on the part of strangers. Assurances must be made by someone people have heard of. http://eveprincessbride.wordpress.com/ |
CloudyHi Crush
Kleptomaniac Consortium Maggie's Magical Malliance
6
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Posted - 2014.10.04 02:10:00 -
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Princess Bride wrote:So pay Chribba to hold the money and confirm the authenticity of the KM. Your project requires an investment on the part of strangers. Assurances must be made by someone people have heard of.
I would like to formally advertise my third party services for this request. I will only require a 5% fee which can be payed to my bounty instead since I have no need for additional isk. |
Yourmoney Mywallet
Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
114
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Posted - 2014.10.04 02:42:00 -
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I would deffo hire Kleptomaniac Consortium for all my hauling needs. |
CloudyHi Crush
Kleptomaniac Consortium Maggie's Magical Malliance
6
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Posted - 2014.10.06 17:48:00 -
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Day 6. There is nothing to report in terms of any progress in this threat holding any weight. Still upholding the law of the land and for all those who do not know what we do here at K-CON and the principles for which we stand and have adapted into the SHPA of 2013 please watch and learn from the link below. Safe for work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHCdKb5UWc
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Aroun Aucie
Benuke United
2
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Posted - 2014.10.06 19:08:00 -
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CloudyHi Crush wrote:Day 6. There is nothing to report in terms of any progress in this threat holding any weight. Still upholding the law of the land and for all those who do not know what we do here at K-CON and the principles for which we stand and have adapted into the SHPA of 2013 please watch and learn from the link below. Safe for work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHCdKb5UWc
LOL your corporation and philosophy means nothing to me. To think that you matter enough for me to go on a full blown escapade to have you PODed is funny, this is a game not my world.
I would offer 1 Billion just for the LOLz anything more I think would be just a waste of money ;)
BTW watching the world burn is equal to 1 hauler scams, cmon CloudyHi Crush up your game can you do anything, or do you just rip off ppl on easy contracts |
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Matrea D
Maggie's Magical Miners Maggie's Magical Malliance
4
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Posted - 2014.10.06 19:26:00 -
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Aroun Aucie wrote:TBH bad courier deal gone wrong, items worth maybe 50m to 100m (not sure didn't check my bad ) I had a 20m collateral. Bounty is for lolz and order (get it LAO). Money talks, and not everyones toes should be steppeed on
Congratulations! Your name has been added to the List of Grand and Impotent Threats until proven potent. |
Matrea D
Maggie's Magical Miners Maggie's Magical Malliance
4
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Posted - 2014.10.06 19:26:05 -
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Aroun Aucie wrote:TBH bad courier deal gone wrong, items worth maybe 50m to 100m (not sure didn't check my bad ) I had a 20m collateral. Bounty is for lolz and order (get it LAO). Money talks, and not everyones toes should be steppeed on
Congratulations! Your name has been added to the List of Grand and Impotent Threats until proven potent. |
Aroun Aucie
Benuke United
2
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Posted - 2014.10.06 19:41:00 -
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Bounty is a Bounty if someone decides to pick it up then the Magic will happen. Until then talk all you want your corp and alliance is a joke
Plus is adds a Target to your back |
Aroun Aucie
Benuke United
2
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Posted - 2014.10.06 19:41:20 -
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Bounty is a Bounty if someone decides to pick it up then the Magic will happen. Until then talk all you want your corp and alliance is a joke
Plus is adds a Target to your back |
Tynnf zix
Praetorian Guard of Honour Praetorian Directorate
0
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Posted - 2014.10.09 18:17:00 -
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Aroun Aucie wrote:or do you just rip off ppl on easy contracts
I had a command center I paid 80k for (collateral was 80K) and he never delivered.... CloudyHi Crush must be getting pretty desperate if he is willing to steal such low valued items. |
Tynnf zix
Praetorian Guard of Honour Praetorian Directorate
0
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Posted - 2014.10.09 18:17:33 -
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Aroun Aucie wrote:or do you just rip off ppl on easy contracts
I had a command center I paid 80k for (collateral was 80K) and he never delivered.... CloudyHi Crush must be getting pretty desperate if he is willing to steal such low valued items. |
CloudyHi Crush
Kleptomaniac Consortium Maggie's Magical Malliance
6
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Posted - 2014.10.15 03:46:00 -
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Day 14.
We are still up and running and proudly serving the community and ensuring that courier contracts are being properly shipped. While there has been some unfriendly emails lately there has also been at least one positive email and we believe that this outweighs all the negative emails that have been received. *Note name has been censored.
Re: SHPA Violation From: XXXXXXXX Sent: 2014.10.14 22:24 To: CloudyHi Crush,
Haha! Hilarious mail, dude. Thanks for the content, was a good laugh!
Keep up the good work!
\o
SHPA Violation From: CloudyHi Crush Sent: 2014.10.14 19:35 To: XXXXXXXXX
Greetings Fellow Capsuleer,
I was contacting you to inform you that the courier will not be completed as expected. During routine customs inspection it was discovered that your contract violated "The Safe Hauling Practices Act of 2013." As a result of this violation your items are being impounded by the discovering official. Due to the nature of this violation there will no further negotiation regarding the return of these items. If you would like to appeal, please feel free to take it up with the complaint department by placing a friendly bounty. This video sums up how we operate here at Kleptomaniac Consortium and will answer any questions you might have. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHCdKb5UWc
Thank You for Your Compliance, CloudyHi Crush Kleptomaniac Consortium |
CloudyHi Crush
Kleptomaniac Consortium Maggie's Magical Malliance
6
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Posted - 2014.10.15 03:46:34 -
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Day 14.
We are still up and running and proudly serving the community and ensuring that courier contracts are being properly shipped. While there has been some unfriendly emails lately there has also been at least one positive email and we believe that this outweighs all the negative emails that have been received. *Note name has been censored.
Re: SHPA Violation From: XXXXXXXX Sent: 2014.10.14 22:24 To: CloudyHi Crush,
Haha! Hilarious mail, dude. Thanks for the content, was a good laugh!
Keep up the good work!
\o
SHPA Violation From: CloudyHi Crush Sent: 2014.10.14 19:35 To: XXXXXXXXX
Greetings Fellow Capsuleer,
I was contacting you to inform you that the courier will not be completed as expected. During routine customs inspection it was discovered that your contract violated "The Safe Hauling Practices Act of 2013." As a result of this violation your items are being impounded by the discovering official. Due to the nature of this violation there will no further negotiation regarding the return of these items. If you would like to appeal, please feel free to take it up with the complaint department by placing a friendly bounty. This video sums up how we operate here at Kleptomaniac Consortium and will answer any questions you might have. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHCdKb5UWc
Thank You for Your Compliance, CloudyHi Crush Kleptomaniac Consortium |
Hannibal Carlisle
Black Storm Cartel Snuggle Struggle.
18
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Posted - 2014.10.15 05:22:00 -
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Confirming would trust Klepto Consortium with all of the things. While my dictionary usage skills are limited, the name sounds professional and inspires trust. |
Hannibal Carlisle
Black Storm Cartel Snuggle Struggle.
19
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Posted - 2014.10.15 05:22:54 -
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Confirming would trust Klepto Consortium with all of the things. While my dictionary usage skills are limited, the name sounds professional and inspires trust. |
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Veyreuth
Midnight Elites
3
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Posted - 2014.10.30 04:12:14 -
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I would like to offer a sincere "Thank You" to the Kleptomaniac Consortium. You see, like an idiot I acidentally bought some items from a station other than the one I intended to purchase from. Not only was said station 20+ jumps out of my way, it was in low sec. Kleptomaniac Consortium's failure to deliver meant that I got re-imbursed the amount I paid, plus roughly 30%! Very grateful for your service! |
Ugons
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2014.11.08 16:24:27 -
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I moved to 0.0 and wanted to move my stuff with meso i created courier contract, placed collaterial on my percieved value. Bad idea. After checking who took my contract i started to think about what i did. Contacted CloudyHi, my stuff was impounded and immediately sold. Lost all of my in 4 years collected stuff. Feels bad.
Lesson learned. |
Daravor Kulinka
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
0
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Posted - 2014.11.28 18:20:51 -
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Friend of mine told me this guy buys up public contracts to GE, so I bought about 25 atrons for 10 mil and put up 15 mil collateral as a test. He snagged it, paid out the collateral. Thanks for the ez 5 mil. |
Carlos Joaquin Adrianzen
Black Market Smugglers Accidentally The Whole Thing
0
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Posted - 2015.01.05 20:10:50 -
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Similar to Ugons, I was moving some of my stuff towards Arnola without the required monetary Securities. He took my stuff, but then taught me how to value my items for future reference. After that, I pretty much threatened to him to no avail. Still, he did teach me an important lesson. It's highly likely I'll never see my items again, but at least he taught me how to avoid that in the future.
Most people want the eve newbie pop to remain unknowing. Whether I like admitting it or not, he atleast did me a small if rather expensive favour in teaching me a lesson. |
Tsukino Stareine
Serene Vendetta Brawls Deep
799
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Posted - 2015.01.05 20:15:25 -
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wont he just make 1 bil killing himself with an alt |
CloudyHi Crush
Kleptomaniac Consortium Maggie's Magical Malliance
11
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Posted - 2015.01.05 21:17:23 -
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I will honor the bounty. It would make sense for OP to find a third party to make sure the transaction is secured. I have recommended myself but that appears as a conflict of interest to some.
I solemnly swear that i am still up to no good. Since this post has not gotten a lot of attention regardless of the tens of billions in loot that have been stolen and email reminders of said mistakes, I thought I would educate everyone who has "lost" assets on what happens to said assets.
Assets are sold via the contract system or couriered to a major trade hub to be sold. If the "lost" package is sold via contract the purchaser will receive this email.
Greetings Fellow Capsuleer,
Thank you for purchasing stolen goods from our corporation. Take pride in knowing that your purchase is supporting future thefts. Additionally we can only continue to maintain our low prices due to the mistakes and stupidity of others. We appreciate your support! And would like you to voice your support for our service here: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=376697&find=unread
Fly safe, CloudyHi Crush Kleptomaniac Consortium Maggie's Magical Malliance
Be sure to check out contracts by Kleptomaniac Consortium for stolen assets at 70-80% of the Jita Buy price. *Price and availability may vary based on region.
CC
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Voyager Arran
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
535
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Posted - 2015.02.07 22:21:35 -
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As a recent customer, I can state with confidence that CloudyHi Crush and the Kleptomaniacs Consortium are urpight and respectable businessmen of the finest caliber. Right out of the gate, I was impressed by their remarkable speed of service. My courier contract was accepted just minutes after being put with a full set of zeroes omitted from the collateral, despite odd hour of the night at which I had finally satisfied myself in EFT. A less diligent businessman might have missed out on the opportunity entirely, for shortly after creating the courier I remembered a batch of ships I had meant to include and was on the very cusp of pulling it down to remake in deference to my market alt's dearth of skillpoints.
Not only are they very prompt and attentive in their service, but they also have excellent customer support. Within minutes of realizing my mistake, I was in a conversation with a live operator who was able to provide courteous and professional answers to questions such as "oh god how could I do this" and "how much will it cost me to get this back". Let me also state that, as a business, Kleptomaniacs Consortium is impressively goal oriented. While I offered alternative forms of payment for the recovery of the assets I had handled so poorly, CloudyHi Crush would not be distracted by trifles and novelties. His business is to make ISK, and if I wanted to have any with him ISK was how it would be done. I am sure any other potential clients and customers can count on a similar steadfastness in their dealings with him.
Quote:n++ [ 2015.02.07 04:28:37 ] XXXXXXXXXXXX > I don't suppose alternative services rendered would be a consideration? n++[ 2015.02.07 04:28:53 ] CloudyHi Crush > We are a for Profit Alliance. n++[ 2015.02.07 04:29:03 ] XXXXXXXXXXXX > I dunno how much 1.35 bil is to you but I have a desk mic and a passable vibrato n++[ 2015.02.07 04:29:19 ] CloudyHi Crush > ya im not into that. n++[ 2015.02.07 04:29:38 ] CloudyHi Crush > ill go 1.25b
In the end, I was offered and accepted a fair price for the return of my assets that saved us both a good deal of hassle in getting what we wanted out of the situation. CloudyHi Crush negotiated with the willfulness of a man who understood the strength of his position, but was not intransigent to the point of pettiness. Future customers can count on CloudyHi to get what their assets are worth without unnecessarily burning bridges.
All in all, I am highly satisfied with my experience with Kleptomaniacs Consortium. They are effective and reasonable businessmen in a galaxy full of charlatans, and I can say with sincerity that if I ever do something this stupid again I hope they're the ones picking it up on the other end. |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Brawlers Inc.
1430
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Posted - 2015.02.09 22:53:24 -
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Boom Boom Longtime wrote:Renegade is legit and delivers. Vouch. Seconded. She's done a great job on every contract I've sent her way.
New player resources:
Uni Wiki - General Info
Eve Altruist - PvP
Belligerent Undesirables - High Sec Pvp
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CloudyHi Crush
Kleptomaniac Consortium Maggie's Magical Malliance
13
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Posted - 2015.02.22 19:24:39 -
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Stolen goods up on contracts by Kleptomaniac Consortium . 80-90% of jita Price. Some steeper Discounts in null sec. Still waiting for punishment! |
Bal'Ayle
Blood Moon Traders Zero Fux.
28
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Posted - 2015.03.06 16:55:17 -
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After experiencing first hand an inspection from a SHPA officer I have to say I was pleasantly surprised.
Firstly, I now understand the risks involved in accepting a haulage contract such as the one I offered from a null sec station - posting a respectable collateral to reflect the risk and offering sadly only a paltry service fee I fell foul by failing to mark up the contents of my ships when creating the courier contract.
This is dangerous! It could have resulted in a gank kill or unwanted attention for the hauler and due to this rendered my parcel un-deliverable in the state it was in.
Luckily Kleptomaniac Consortium are upright and respectable gents of the courier world and politely informed me of my error before removing the parcel from station.
This allowed me to pay a paltry fee - a mere fraction of the contents worth even at a heavy discount, to collect my items from impound.
Luckily they noticed the error before it even left station or I would never have recovered my items! Sadly because of my error I am now no longer able to contract out to their pilots for some time but their quick and polite service, swift responses and courteous replies allowed even a contract novice, like me, to sort out what could otherwise have been a disastrous transaction!
In Carriage I have trust. and the Kleptomaniac Consortium? these are the knights of Carriage!
Kleptomaniac Consortium
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Ashlar Maidstone
Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance
171
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Posted - 2015.05.06 14:10:24 -
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As a result of finally finding where two battleships fell I am filing a report with CCP, to have both an Apocolypse and Navy Armegeddon Battleships returned to me. A estimated value of 980mil. thank you |
Noragen Neirfallas
Dedicated and Dangerous The Marmite Collective
586
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Posted - 2015.05.06 14:17:14 -
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I didn't realize it was throwback Tuesday today
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Forum BFFL of Mo
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Ashlar Maidstone
Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance
171
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Posted - 2015.05.06 14:35:06 -
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This is a first and ONLY WARNING. You have exactly 24 hours to;
1) Complete the contracts to Kor Azor Prime Amarr Empire the deliveries of
A) Apocolypse Battleship
B) Navy Issue Armegeddon
estimated value combined of 980mil. isk.
2) Return both ships to S9X-AX in Providence intact as per fitted and rigged.
3) FAILURE on your part to complete OR return said ships will RESULT in a formal complaint filed with CCP GAMEMASTERS in which I will demand that you either deliver/redeliver at your expense both ships.
If in the course that this matter is NOT to my satisfaction then I will ask that your Eve accounts be closed and terminated subject to an investigation by CCP GAMEMASTERS.
You have exactly 24 hours from the time this is posted to comply or face the conseqeunces of your actions.
A warrant for your arrest will also be made as you will be charged with grand thelf of these items as per national and international law. |
Paranoid Loyd
5049
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Posted - 2015.05.06 15:19:53 -
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Ashlar Maidstone wrote:This is a first and ONLY WARNING. You have exactly 24 hours to;
1) Complete the contracts to Kor Azor Prime Amarr Empire the deliveries of
A) Apocolypse Battleship
B) Navy Issue Armegeddon
estimated value combined of 980mil. isk.
2) Return both ships to S9X-AX in Providence intact as per fitted and rigged.
3) FAILURE on your part to complete OR return said ships will RESULT in a formal complaint filed with CCP GAMEMASTERS in which I will demand that you either deliver/redeliver at your expense both ships.
If in the course that this matter is NOT to my satisfaction then I will ask that your Eve accounts be closed and terminated subject to an investigation by CCP GAMEMASTERS.
You have exactly 24 hours from the time this is posted to comply or face the conseqeunces of your actions.
A warrant for your arrest will also be made as you will be charged with grand thelf of these items as per national and international law. Pure Gold.
I hope you understand what that collateral field in the contract window is for now.
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
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Mag's
the united
19383
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Posted - 2015.05.06 17:22:25 -
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Ashlar Maidstone wrote:This is a first and ONLY WARNING. You have exactly 24 hours to;
1) Complete the contracts to Kor Azor Prime Amarr Empire the deliveries of
A) Apocolypse Battleship
B) Navy Issue Armegeddon
estimated value combined of 980mil. isk.
2) Return both ships to S9X-AX in Providence intact as per fitted and rigged.
3) FAILURE on your part to complete OR return said ships will RESULT in a formal complaint filed with CCP GAMEMASTERS in which I will demand that you either deliver/redeliver at your expense both ships.
If in the course that this matter is NOT to my satisfaction then I will ask that your Eve accounts be closed and terminated subject to an investigation by CCP GAMEMASTERS.
You have exactly 24 hours from the time this is posted to comply or face the conseqeunces of your actions.
A warrant for your arrest will also be made as you will be charged with grand thelf of these items as per national and international law. That there, is comedy gold. Awesome stuff, thanks.
**Destination SkillQueue:- **
It's like assuming the lions will ignore you in the savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
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Ashlar Maidstone
Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance
171
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Posted - 2015.05.06 17:50:25 -
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Mag's wrote:Ashlar Maidstone wrote:This is a first and ONLY WARNING. You have exactly 24 hours to;
1) Complete the contracts to Kor Azor Prime Amarr Empire the deliveries of
A) Apocolypse Battleship
B) Navy Issue Armegeddon
estimated value combined of 980mil. isk.
2) Return both ships to S9X-AX in Providence intact as per fitted and rigged.
3) FAILURE on your part to complete OR return said ships will RESULT in a formal complaint filed with CCP GAMEMASTERS in which I will demand that you either deliver/redeliver at your expense both ships.
If in the course that this matter is NOT to my satisfaction then I will ask that your Eve accounts be closed and terminated subject to an investigation by CCP GAMEMASTERS.
You have exactly 24 hours from the time this is posted to comply or face the conseqeunces of your actions.
A warrant for your arrest will also be made as you will be charged with grand thelf of these items as per national and international law. That there, is comedy gold. Awesome stuff, thanks.
So, you think it's comedy? I am afraid to tell you but this is FOR REAL. I worked too long and too hard to get something I had set goals towards, but as this stands now this warning is REAL, and I do have the means to track down his IP address and then let the law deal with it from that point on.
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Paranoid Loyd
5050
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Posted - 2015.05.06 18:21:52 -
[47] - Quote
ROFLMAO!
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
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CloudyHi Crush
Kleptomaniac Consortium Maggie's Magical Malliance
18
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Posted - 2015.05.06 18:33:34 -
[48] - Quote
Greetings. Thank you for using our service or should I say allowing us to service you. In accordance with our general practice standards the ships you are referring to are currently in the process of being sold. They are for sale here:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=5725730#post5725730
Once again thank you using our "courier service".
Sincerely, CC |
Freya Sertan
Tyrell Heavy Industries
118
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Posted - 2015.05.06 18:40:29 -
[49] - Quote
Oh man. I want to like her posts so bad just so she keeps posting them.
But then she'd be posting. More.
We can't have that.
Or can we? ARGH! Content!!! Why must you be so awesome!? |
Mag's
the united
19384
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Posted - 2015.05.06 19:24:00 -
[50] - Quote
Ashlar Maidstone wrote:Mag's wrote:That there, is comedy gold. Awesome stuff, thanks. So, you think it's comedy? I am afraid to tell you but this is FOR REAL. I worked too long and too hard to get something I had set goals towards, but as this stands now this warning is REAL, and I do have the means to track down his IP address and then let the law deal with it from that point on. Wonderful, simply wonderful.
Please let us know how that goes.
**Destination SkillQueue:- **
It's like assuming the lions will ignore you in the savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
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Noragen Neirfallas
Dedicated and Dangerous The Marmite Collective
595
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Posted - 2015.05.06 21:03:10 -
[51] - Quote
Ashlar Maidstone wrote:Mag's wrote:Ashlar Maidstone wrote:This is a first and ONLY WARNING. You have exactly 24 hours to;
1) Complete the contracts to Kor Azor Prime Amarr Empire the deliveries of
A) Apocolypse Battleship
B) Navy Issue Armegeddon
estimated value combined of 980mil. isk.
2) Return both ships to S9X-AX in Providence intact as per fitted and rigged.
3) FAILURE on your part to complete OR return said ships will RESULT in a formal complaint filed with CCP GAMEMASTERS in which I will demand that you either deliver/redeliver at your expense both ships.
If in the course that this matter is NOT to my satisfaction then I will ask that your Eve accounts be closed and terminated subject to an investigation by CCP GAMEMASTERS.
You have exactly 24 hours from the time this is posted to comply or face the conseqeunces of your actions.
A warrant for your arrest will also be made as you will be charged with grand thelf of these items as per national and international law. That there, is comedy gold. Awesome stuff, thanks. So, you think it's comedy? I am afraid to tell you but this is FOR REAL. I worked too long and too hard to get something I had set goals towards, but as this stands now this warning is REAL, and I do have the means to track down his IP address and then let the law deal with it from that point on. Hi I must of missed this post. Myself mobadder and a collaboration guru by the name of veers run a for profit reclamation service. For the small fee of 125mil isk per ship we will reclaim any vessel/s you have a legitimate claim too. Please provide as many details as you can remember and proof of ownership along with the fee to myself and we will right this wrong that has been committed.
This service is available should your petition fail.
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Forum BFFL of Mo
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Demerius Xenocratus
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
338
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Posted - 2015.05.06 22:04:50 -
[52] - Quote
You've made a terrible mistake posting here. I'm afraid this forum is full of the very sort of scammers and thieves that have caused you so much grief.
If you contact me via EVE-mail I MAY be able to secure the return of your belongings. I would need some funds to run the operation but we can discuss that later. |
Tengu Grib
Glorious Revolutionary Armed Forces of Highsec CODE.
1147
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Posted - 2015.05.06 23:45:29 -
[53] - Quote
Ashlar Maidstone wrote:Mag's wrote:Ashlar Maidstone wrote:This is a first and ONLY WARNING. You have exactly 24 hours to;
1) Complete the contracts to Kor Azor Prime Amarr Empire the deliveries of
A) Apocolypse Battleship
B) Navy Issue Armegeddon
estimated value combined of 980mil. isk.
2) Return both ships to S9X-AX in Providence intact as per fitted and rigged.
3) FAILURE on your part to complete OR return said ships will RESULT in a formal complaint filed with CCP GAMEMASTERS in which I will demand that you either deliver/redeliver at your expense both ships.
If in the course that this matter is NOT to my satisfaction then I will ask that your Eve accounts be closed and terminated subject to an investigation by CCP GAMEMASTERS.
You have exactly 24 hours from the time this is posted to comply or face the conseqeunces of your actions.
A warrant for your arrest will also be made as you will be charged with grand thelf of these items as per national and international law. That there, is comedy gold. Awesome stuff, thanks. So, you think it's comedy? I am afraid to tell you but this is FOR REAL. I worked too long and too hard to get something I had set goals towards, but as this stands now this warning is REAL, and I do have the means to track down his IP address and then let the law deal with it from that point on.
Pro tip: No one cares. Everyone will laugh at you. CCP included. The real world cops will laugh even harder than we will. |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
1667
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Posted - 2015.05.07 00:12:47 -
[54] - Quote
Ashlar Maidstone wrote:Mag's wrote:Ashlar Maidstone wrote:This is a first and ONLY WARNING. You have exactly 24 hours to;
1) Complete the contracts to Kor Azor Prime Amarr Empire the deliveries of
A) Apocolypse Battleship
B) Navy Issue Armegeddon
estimated value combined of 980mil. isk.
2) Return both ships to S9X-AX in Providence intact as per fitted and rigged.
3) FAILURE on your part to complete OR return said ships will RESULT in a formal complaint filed with CCP GAMEMASTERS in which I will demand that you either deliver/redeliver at your expense both ships.
If in the course that this matter is NOT to my satisfaction then I will ask that your Eve accounts be closed and terminated subject to an investigation by CCP GAMEMASTERS.
You have exactly 24 hours from the time this is posted to comply or face the conseqeunces of your actions.
A warrant for your arrest will also be made as you will be charged with grand thelf of these items as per national and international law. That there, is comedy gold. Awesome stuff, thanks. So, you think it's comedy? I am afraid to tell you but this is FOR REAL. I worked too long and too hard to get something I had set goals towards, but as this stands now this warning is REAL, and I do have the means to track down his IP address and then let the law deal with it from that point on. So this is theft, of what exactly? Everything that was "stolen" belongs to CCP and still belongs to CCP.
Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!
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Leto Thule
Origin. Black Legion.
2472
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Posted - 2015.05.07 01:07:36 -
[55] - Quote
Ashlar Maidstone wrote:Mag's wrote:Ashlar Maidstone wrote:This is a first and ONLY WARNING. You have exactly 24 hours to;
1) Complete the contracts to Kor Azor Prime Amarr Empire the deliveries of
A) Apocolypse Battleship
B) Navy Issue Armegeddon
estimated value combined of 980mil. isk.
2) Return both ships to S9X-AX in Providence intact as per fitted and rigged.
3) FAILURE on your part to complete OR return said ships will RESULT in a formal complaint filed with CCP GAMEMASTERS in which I will demand that you either deliver/redeliver at your expense both ships.
If in the course that this matter is NOT to my satisfaction then I will ask that your Eve accounts be closed and terminated subject to an investigation by CCP GAMEMASTERS.
You have exactly 24 hours from the time this is posted to comply or face the conseqeunces of your actions.
A warrant for your arrest will also be made as you will be charged with grand thelf of these items as per national and international law. That there, is comedy gold. Awesome stuff, thanks. So, you think it's comedy? I am afraid to tell you but this is FOR REAL. I worked too long and too hard to get something I had set goals towards, but as this stands now this warning is REAL, and I do have the means to track down his IP address and then let the law deal with it from that point on.
Obvious troll. Has to be.
If not, please, track my IP address down. I don't think you have even the slightest idea how to do that. I know, I know, your a special forces sniper / hacker / professor / lawyer.
I'll be waiting for you to post my IP.
Toolbox.
Are you an asshole? Do you like flying with other assholes? Can you listen to the FC and not be horribad?
Origin. is recruiting!
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
1667
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Posted - 2015.05.07 02:03:28 -
[56] - Quote
Leto Thule wrote: Obvious troll. Has to be.
If not, please, track my IP address down. I don't think you have even the slightest idea how to do that. I know, I know, your a special forces sniper / hacker / professor / lawyer.
I'll be waiting for you to post my IP.
Toolbox.
Probably true. I just find it more fun to treat trolls as if their serious.
Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!
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Ashlar Maidstone
Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance
172
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Posted - 2015.05.08 16:50:22 -
[57] - Quote
CC , if you ever even think about crossing my path, I will make really sure I have point on you and watch you burn. I wrote off the ENTIRE loss |
Noragen Neirfallas
Dedicated and Dangerous The Marmite Collective
603
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Posted - 2015.05.08 18:07:22 -
[58] - Quote
Ashlar Maidstone wrote:CC , if you ever even think about crossing my path, I will make really sure I have point on you and watch you burn. I wrote off the ENTIRE loss I'm sorry to hear this as I would have happily recovered your assets should you have had proof of ownership. I think you must be a Nitshe ALT
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Forum BFFL of Mo
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Azn
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2015.05.08 19:02:33 -
[59] - Quote
Ashlar Maidstone wrote:CC , if you ever even think about crossing my path, I will make really sure I have point on you and watch you burn. I wrote off the ENTIRE loss
Do you want to borrow some isk? No joke, I'm ******* loaded. No seriously, you've never seen so much isk. I'll PM you a screenshot of my wallets.
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Nat Silverguard
Aideron Robotics
133
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Posted - 2015.05.10 11:20:38 -
[60] - Quote
Ashlar Maidstone wrote:
So, you think it's comedy? I am afraid to tell you but this is FOR REAL. I worked too long and too hard to get something I had set goals towards, but as this stands now this warning is REAL, and I do have the means to track down his IP address and then let the law deal with it from that point on.
tracking him down RL via his IP? wow, now i am gonna warn you. that's a real life threat right there and could actually land you to prison dude, be careful.
Just Add Water
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Count Maldren
Of Breath and Bone
3
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Posted - 2015.05.22 23:49:36 -
[61] - Quote
dunno what happened but i put like 20m worth of garbage for courier and i just got 60m for free. alrighty then :>
thanks byowner |
Mag's
the united
19473
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Posted - 2015.05.25 11:28:13 -
[62] - Quote
Ashlar Maidstone wrote:CC , if you ever even think about crossing my path, I will make really sure I have point on you and watch you burn. I wrote off the ENTIRE loss Things didn't go quite as well as expected then? But at least you supplied the humour, so it was well worth the cost. Amiright?
**Destination SkillQueue:- **
It's like assuming the lions will ignore you in the savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
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