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Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.10.07 23:47:00 -
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Seraph Essael wrote:FCs that don't repeatedly repeat the last sentance 800 times.
"Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Primary is (insert name here). Drones on (insert name here)." "Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Primary is (insert name here). Drones on (insert name here)." "Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Primary is (insert name here). Drones on (insert name here)."
When they start doing that: "User disconnected from your channel".
Yeah that's the worst. When I FC I say it once, if you missed it then you're on your own. This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.
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Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
10014
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Posted - 2014.10.07 23:48:00 -
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Clarity of speech. And a voice that won't put me to sleep.
I don't care if you sound like the More Dots guy, or if you endlessly throw me into the meat grinder, so long as I can understand commands and you aren't boring. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
One of ours, ten of theirs. |
Lister Dax
Intergalactic Trade and Harm
11
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Posted - 2014.10.07 23:55:00 -
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Gareth Correlian. |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples League of Infamy
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Posted - 2014.10.08 00:07:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:Seraph Essael wrote:FCs that don't repeatedly repeat the last sentance 800 times.
"Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Primary is (insert name here). Drones on (insert name here)." "Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Primary is (insert name here). Drones on (insert name here)." "Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Anchor on me. Primary is (insert name here). Drones on (insert name here)."
When they start doing that: "User disconnected from your channel". Yeah that's the worst. When I FC I say it once, if you missed it then you're on your own.
There is no need to repeat what you say more than two or three times if you're in a fleet that is listening... If they're not listening, repeating it over and over won't change that fact. I've seen multiple videos of NPSI fleets where the FC constantly repeats his words over and over and some moron is still shooting the damned Vagabond...
Can't say I have experienced the above myself, just what I have seen on youtube... Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Tweety Bird
Tackled In Belt xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
146
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Posted - 2014.10.08 02:53:00 -
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Pants is my in-game FC.
Buckley is my IRL FC.
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Lady Areola Fappington
2282
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Posted - 2014.10.08 03:06:00 -
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IMHO, the best trait for a FC is remembering it's all just a game, and it's not that serious.
Don't be an ass, have a sense of humor.
Also, make sure you have good stories. Nothing better than a good DBRB story, when you're bashing a POS...I mean, killing a tackled super that just looks like a POS. It isn't really hard, but I think there are customers that you can lose in a good way and there's customers that you can lose in a bad way. If people come in and fundamentally don't like EVE Online, then I think that might be a good way of losing customers. . -á--CCP Soundwave |
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
373
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Posted - 2014.10.08 05:18:00 -
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Vyl Vit wrote:
f.) NEVER gets angry. NEVER ever ever ever. Never....gets angry.
But...that's the best part. Oh, man, you haven't experienced pure Eve bliss until you here somebody flip their you-know-what over half the fleet jumping when they're not suppose to or someone not paying attention and putting damage on the wrong target or committing fratricide unintentionally.
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Luwc
Brodozers Inc.
237
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Posted - 2014.10.08 06:40:00 -
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Tips on loosing weight and stories about wierd diets.
http://hugelolcdn.com/i/267520.gif |
Rookar Sharisa
PFU Consortium Brothers of Tangra
0
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Posted - 2014.10.08 07:15:00 -
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Being in the same system as you instead of one jump over while we're fighting....
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Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances CAStabouts
55
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Posted - 2014.10.08 14:35:00 -
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Rouen-Michel en Lefevre wrote:Calm. Everything else can be learned.
That + good listening skills and clear speaking of commands.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Bullet Therapist
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
152
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Posted - 2014.10.08 18:18:00 -
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Sobriety, calmness, and the willingness to mute people who don't know when to stay quiet. |
somedudeinaship
Republic University Minmatar Republic
8
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Posted - 2014.10.08 20:00:00 -
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Sexy seductive female voice that constantly teases me and makes me feel like desired fleet mate. Every so often she moans into chat like you wouldn't believe, and then asks if she was a bad girl! I then proceed to say yes baby, yes you are a bad girl baby and you know how I like it! She then thrusts her ship wildly into mine so recklessly indicating she wants some action which I gladly give her as I thrust mine back into hers. Also has to be willing to order me around for the glory of her pleasure! I will exact revenge on her foes for rewards of her choosing.
This is the way it should be, always and forever!
Viva la Revolution |
Deck Cadelanne
Exigent Circumstances CAStabouts
56
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Posted - 2014.10.08 21:43:00 -
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somedudeinaship wrote:Sexy seductive female voice that constantly teases me and makes me feel like desired fleet mate. Every so often she moans into chat like you wouldn't believe, and then asks if she was a bad girl! I then proceed to say yes baby, yes you are a bad girl baby and you know how I like it! She then thrusts her ship wildly into mine so recklessly indicating she wants some action which I gladly give her as I thrust mine back into hers. Also has to be willing to order me around for the glory of her pleasure! I will exact revenge on her foes for rewards of her choosing.
This is the way it should be, always and forever!
Viva la Revolution
You sure you are talking about an FC in EVE? "When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Savnire Jacitu
Abysmal Gentlemen
305
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Posted - 2014.10.08 23:27:00 -
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Being nothing short of Morgan Freeman <corrupt> |
Steve Spooner
Blastphemy. The Bastion
161
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Posted - 2014.10.09 00:12:00 -
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Rouen-Michel en Lefevre wrote:Calm. Everything else can be learned.
How does one learn the art of the drunken roam? |
Ursula Thrace
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
274
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Posted - 2014.10.09 00:14:00 -
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as long as my FC can tell me when to tip my shot glass, i'm good. eve online original intro
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Gallowmere Rorschach
Enlightened Industries Goonswarm Federation
788
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Posted - 2014.10.09 00:14:00 -
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Steve Spooner wrote:Rouen-Michel en Lefevre wrote:Calm. Everything else can be learned. How does one learn the art of the drunken roam? One does not learn this art. They are born with the gift...and a mutated liver. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3584
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Posted - 2014.10.09 00:24:00 -
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FC should have a Scottish/English midlands accent, always speak in low-key monotone, at the same pace and low volume, no matter what's going on. When you picture him in your mind's eye, he should look like the wood's hermit guy on the left, but skinnier and more gnome-like. "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006) |
Jace Sarice
14747
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Posted - 2014.10.09 00:32:00 -
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Don't ******* yell. You yell, I mute you. |
Meloni HELL
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
16
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Posted - 2014.10.09 00:42:00 -
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Positive outlook / demeanour regardless of what is happening. Not too loud. Charismatic. Not treating FCing like this awful job that needs to be done.
Play to have fun - I'd rather no fleet over an angry "Fine then!" fleet. |
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Ciba Lexlulu
Stay Frosty. A Band Apart.
49
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Posted - 2014.10.09 05:46:00 -
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I like my FC to sound like a golf tourney announcer... |
Solecist Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
10738
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Posted - 2014.10.09 08:06:00 -
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She has to have a cute, soft voice that feels like a light pink color and I want her to be giggling often because that makes me giggle too and when she speaks i want her to sound like the niiiiiceeeeest person in the world and she will love me and we will talk aaaaaall day and be happy forever. :) I am Sol. I cook my bacon naked. New capsuleer in need of money? You hope there is more you can do than mining or being a slave to an agent? THERE IS! Send me a mail! |
Mohamad Transporte
Macabre Votum Northern Coalition.
44
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Posted - 2014.10.09 08:11:00 -
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Actually facts shows the opposite of what u guys are stating:
Lets have a look
Not to repeat orders: ELO KNIGHT (Black Legion), Travis Musgrat (NC.) << they do that all the time and still ranked as one of best FCs in game
Realize its just a game.. dont shout: Makalu (PL), Vince Draken (NC.) <<< they rage like hell... still, their leadership and fleets are classified as highly efficient
Good english? ya right... check corebloodbrother (Volt FC, Proviblock) |
Kanzero
Highway To Eternity CAStabouts
3
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Posted - 2014.10.09 12:44:00 -
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Mohamad Transporte wrote:Actually facts shows the opposite of what u guys are stating: Not to repeat orders: ELO KNIGHT (Black Legion), Travis Musgrat (NC.) << they do that all the time and still ranked as one of best FCs in game
I don't get the debate over this to be honest. Repeating orders is fine, if it is not excessive.
Repeating "Warp to Poitot" 5 times during a roam? Not needed and annoying.
Repeating "Kurator is Primary" 3 times in the heat of battle? Absolutely vital and very helpful. |
Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.10.10 05:08:00 -
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Why say it 50 times!!??
3 times is a nice easy number and we all know 3 is smexy
I also enjoy a bit of crazy and a quick wit-- but with clear strategy other then saying s#$t...(50 times)... when unexpected shizen happens
*returns to slowly build a house of cards using...cards...* |
Kallorus
The Nigglers
4
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Posted - 2014.10.10 05:30:00 -
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I like my FC to have a voice that sounds like melting chocolate. |
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