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Taisia Zaytseva
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
14
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Posted - 2014.10.09 07:16:00 -
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So, I am holding a fundraise to (get this) raise funds (surprise!) for my next big blowout. You see, fair and not so fair pilots of New Eden, I wish to hold a crash fueled orgy with some of the finest prostitues and pornographic holostars of the cluster (including that Khanid one, Odeliya or something). I also want one of those cool pools that don't have walls and the finest spread of food since BOB had sov! We also need a DJ with some good tunes. As you can see, this event is going to cost some serious cash. So, here's the deal. I am going to auction off ten slots to my crash fueled mega orgy. The top ten bids each get to come. There will be guys, gals and a few in between so that everyone's taste (within reason, you sick fraks) will be satisfied. Bid high, bid often
((no, this is not a troll. If the Amarr can have a fundraiser for taking better care of their slaves, the Gallente get to party. It's all a matter of priorities. The TOS and EULA will be followed to the letter.)) |
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
469
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Posted - 2014.10.09 07:58:00 -
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Rather interesting - I'd advise a bit more tact and discretion on your next project. I'm sure you'll find some details are better kept away from the public eye. On the other hand, what would the said event be raising the funds for (big blowout?); I'm not sure you specified?
Someone once said that the problem with the Federal bureaucracy is that the business of public services is secret and the business of secret services is public. I am seeing a similar problem here.
... in any case, you wouldn't perchance be looking for a supplier?
- Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim ___________________________ Angels are never far... Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc |
Taisia Zaytseva
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
14
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Posted - 2014.10.09 08:30:00 -
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The big blowout is the orgy. The fundraiser is to raise funds for the orgy that the winners get to attend. Wonderful symmetry. As far as crash and X-Instinct and other fun narcotics, submit a bid. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1312
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Posted - 2014.10.09 13:54:00 -
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And now, I doubt that anyone will disagree with me, when I say... That's why the Federation must be destroyed. |
Deitra Vess
Dead Men Rising Circle-Of-Two
52
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Posted - 2014.10.09 15:35:00 -
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Since when is Goonswarm part of the federation? |
Tyrel Toov
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2014.10.09 16:58:00 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Since when is Goonswarm part of the federation? I was under the impression Goonswarm was part of everything. |
Tyrel Toov
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2014.10.09 16:59:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:And now, I doubt that anyone will disagree with me, when I say... That's why the Federation must be destroyed. I disagree. This is why Goonswarm must be destroyed. |
Anslo
Scope Works
15944
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Posted - 2014.10.09 17:17:00 -
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Cause this clearly won't be recorded and used for black mail later, as AmokDOT is an upstanding entity, right?
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Deitra Vess
Dead Men Rising Circle-Of-Two
52
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Posted - 2014.10.09 17:19:00 -
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Tyrel Toov wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Since when is Goonswarm part of the federation? I was under the impression Goonswarm was part of everything.
Well...... ya, but wouldn't they more/less be considered an entity unto themselves? |
Wendrika Hydreiga
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
45
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Posted - 2014.10.09 17:21:00 -
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I'm sure well all can agree... All Federations are up to no good, and general opinion states they must be destroyed. Or snarled at!
So... Grrr Gallente? |
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Tyrel Toov
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
7
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Posted - 2014.10.09 17:36:00 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Tyrel Toov wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Since when is Goonswarm part of the federation? I was under the impression Goonswarm was part of everything. Well...... ya, but wouldn't they more/less be considered an entity unto themselves? I suppose... in the same way a virus in your body would be considered its own entity.... |
Taisia Zaytseva
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
14
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Posted - 2014.10.09 19:30:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Cause this clearly won't be recorded and used for black mail later, as AmokDOT is an upstanding entity, right? I am not sure why participation in an orgy would be blackmailable? |
Arista Shahni
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
190
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Posted - 2014.10.09 20:01:00 -
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This is certainly not a "Goonswarm" endeavor, as I will certainly not be participating.
(Even if such participation would be considered Wildly Inappropriate.)
"I say that even as the holy and the righteous cannot rise beyond the highest which is in each one of you - so the wicked and the weak cannot fall lower than the lowest which is in you also. -áAnd as a single leaf turns not yellow but with the silent knowledge of the whole tree, so the wrong-doer cannot do wrong without the hidden will of you all." |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1320
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Posted - 2014.10.09 20:09:00 -
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Because all of these: using drugs, using prostitutes, using pornographic holostars, participating in orgies, and especially with gallenteans, are all dishonorable actions by themselves. Most of them would require honorable suicide to wash such shame from your name and spirit.
And if someone didn't, you can blackmail them for being not just dishonored, but also for being cowards. |
Taisia Zaytseva
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
15
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Posted - 2014.10.09 20:12:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Because all of these: using drugs, using prostitutes, using pornographic holostars, participating in orgies, and especially with gallenteans, are all dishonorable actions by themselves. Most of them would require honorable suicide to wash such shame from your name and spirit.
And if someone didn't, you can blackmail them for being not just dishonored, but also for being cowards. Fine. You're not invited. Happy now? |
Anslo
Scope Works
15978
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Posted - 2014.10.09 20:19:00 -
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Can I not be invited to?!
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Mizhir
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
69166
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Posted - 2014.10.09 20:49:00 -
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Taisia Zaytseva wrote:I wish to hold a crash fueled orgy with some of the finest prostitues and pornographic holostars of the cluster (including that Khanid one, Odeliya or something).
Ohh snap. Apply nanite paste to the burn. One Man Crew - Collective solo pvp |
Ria Nieyli
21474
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Posted - 2014.10.09 21:28:00 -
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What's wrong with using drugs though? Mirrored eyes |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1320
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Posted - 2014.10.10 00:05:00 -
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Taisia Zaytseva wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Because all of these: using drugs, using prostitutes, using pornographic holostars, participating in orgies, and especially with gallenteans, are all dishonorable actions by themselves. Most of them would require honorable suicide to wash such shame from your name and spirit.
And if someone didn't, you can blackmail them for being not just dishonored, but also for being cowards. Fine. You're not invited. Happy now? I think this is second gallente... gathering, I am officially not invited to. Yes, I am quite happy now. Thank you. |
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
469
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Posted - 2014.10.10 08:20:00 -
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Ria Nieyli wrote:What's wrong with using drugs though?
Some people don't like them for some reason.
Live and let live, I'd say. - Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim ___________________________ Angels are never far... Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc |
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Elmund Egivand
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
110
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Posted - 2014.10.10 08:41:00 -
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Leopold Caine wrote:Ria Nieyli wrote:What's wrong with using drugs though? Some people don't like them for some reason. Live and let live, I'd say.
Withdrawal symptoms and addiction. |
Karynn Denton
Clan Katanga Caravan
280
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Posted - 2014.10.10 09:42:00 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Leopold Caine wrote:Ria Nieyli wrote:What's wrong with using drugs though? Some people don't like them for some reason. Live and let live, I'd say. Withdrawal symptoms and addiction.
A good supplier would never let you suffer such things. Karynn Denton Caravan Master
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Elmund Egivand
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
110
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Posted - 2014.10.10 09:46:00 -
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Karynn Denton wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Leopold Caine wrote:Ria Nieyli wrote:What's wrong with using drugs though? Some people don't like them for some reason. Live and let live, I'd say. Withdrawal symptoms and addiction. A good supplier would never let you suffer such things.
Then he's not doing his job. |
Solecist Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
10771
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Posted - 2014.10.10 10:44:00 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Karynn Denton wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Leopold Caine wrote:Ria Nieyli wrote:What's wrong with using drugs though? Some people don't like them for some reason. Live and let live, I'd say. Withdrawal symptoms and addiction. A good supplier would never let you suffer such things. Then he's not doing his job. On the contrary. A good supplier makes his consumer believe that he cares and would never let him suffer from withdrawal symptoms. The worst thing a supplier can have is a consumer that finds another way to receive his fix, which will happen only when said consumer doesn't receive it.
There is only money to be made from withdrawal symptoms, when there is NO other way for the consumer to get rid of them.
There is no monopoly in the drug business, though. I am Sol. I cook my bacon naked. New capsuleer in need of money? You hope there is more you can do than mining or being a slave to an agent? THERE IS! Send me a mail! |
Wendrika Hydreiga
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
48
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Posted - 2014.10.10 12:34:00 -
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Boosters are bad guys. Like, really bad. Winners don't do boosters! They leave corpses with meaty brains filled with implants!
And boosters make your brains less meaty! Think of your brains! Also, what does this have to do with fundraisers?
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Lasairiona Raske
Offworld Trading Company Ethical Carnage
140
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Posted - 2014.10.10 12:36:00 -
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Ah, joyous stereotypes perpetuated. Coincidence that this cropped up at the same time as Lord Draconis's fundraiser? I think not.... |
Elmund Egivand
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
110
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Posted - 2014.10.10 12:44:00 -
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Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:Boosters are bad guys. Like, really bad. Winners don't do boosters! They leave corpses with meaty brains filled with implants!
And boosters make your brains less meaty! Think of your brains! Also, what does this have to do with fundraisers?
Really depends on booster class and whether you are using it for pragmatic purposes or for recreational purposes. |
992
0
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Posted - 2014.10.10 14:25:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote: I think this is second gallente... gathering, I am officially not invited to. Yes, I am quite happy now. Thank you.
Is it possible you may be unfairly judging a sort of activity you haven't experienced firsthand?
Pleasure is a formidable adversary to dogma. I invite you to join one such event, if not this one. I suggest you even do it incognito so as not to sully your austere reputation.
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Solecist Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
10779
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Posted - 2014.10.10 14:34:00 -
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Diana's pleasure comes from serving the state and killing gallente people.
What would Diana do on an event like this?
........ 1+1 .........
Exactly!
I am Sol. I cook my bacon naked. New capsuleer in need of money? You hope there is more you can do than mining or being a slave to an agent? THERE IS! Send me a mail! |
Anslo
Scope Works
16091
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Posted - 2014.10.10 14:46:00 -
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992 wrote:Diana Kim wrote: I think this is second gallente... gathering, I am officially not invited to. Yes, I am quite happy now. Thank you.
Is it possible you may be unfairly judging a sort of activity you haven't experienced firsthand? Pleasure is a formidable adversary to dogma. I invite you to join one such event, if not this one. I suggest you even do it incognito so as not to sully your austere reputation. You don't know Diana well, do ya?
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