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DarknessInc
Minmatar Order of the Arrow HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.08.15 13:50:00 -
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Okay. So, Im looking for racist jokes. And you know what racist jokes I am talking about. Amarr, Minmatar, Gallente and Caldari.
<.<
If ya wanna post one, please use this format. Imma use it for my jokes
I didnt make these up, I just heard them in my travels and want more (EVE) racist jokes.
Minmatar 1. Q: How many Minmatar does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Who the **** are we kidding, they just throw another stick on the fire
2. Q: What do you call Minmatar corpses outside an Amarrian Station? A: Lawn Ornaments
3. Q: How do you get a Brutor out of the bathtub? A: Throw soap into it
4. Minmater ships don't have injection systems, the pilot just kicks out the window and jumps while yelling "Fwwooooooosh"
5. Q: Why do Minmatar travel in groups of three? A: One to read, One to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals
<.< thats all I know
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DarknessInc
Minmatar Order of the Arrow HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.08.15 14:22:00 -
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bump
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Benco97
Gallente On Ravens Wings
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Posted - 2006.08.15 14:25:00 -
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sorry, I don't know any ;.;
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Baldour Ngarr
Artemis Rising
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Posted - 2006.08.15 14:27:00 -
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How do you double the value of a Minmatar ship? Fill the cargo hold with garbage.
How do you double the value of a Caldari ship? Eject the dumbass Caldari pilot. (feel free to alter this one to insult the race of your choice.) ________________________________________________
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Marine HK4861
Caldari Seoltachd
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Posted - 2006.08.15 14:28:00 -
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Edited by: Marine HK4861 on 15/08/2006 14:28:40 To Civire: How do you keep a Civire in suspense? A: I'll tell you later.
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Jenny Spitfire
Caldari LoneStar Industries Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.08.15 14:30:00 -
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Caldari Civire Clan. ---------------- Cruelty is God's way of showing kindness.
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cold lazarus
Amarr Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.15 14:31:00 -
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Two minmatars in a tub, one says to the other "nice ship this tempest aint it!"
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DarknessInc
Minmatar Order of the Arrow HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.08.15 14:40:00 -
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Everyone whines about minmatar flying heaps of trash. <.< No one ever thinks of what kind of skilled pilots it takes to make trash fly! Or Kill
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Angry Sheep
Amarr Aur0ra
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Posted - 2006.08.15 14:46:00 -
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Why are pirates called pirates...
They just YYYaaaarrrrr
It's a Dog eat Dog World out there and I'm wearing Milky Bone underwear
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.08.15 14:50:00 -
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What happens when a Caldari installs a +5 intelligence implant? He's admitted to the Kindergarten of Caille.
Hahaha...
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Zoppo Trump
Amarr Khanid Heavy Industries and Mining Operations
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Posted - 2006.08.15 14:53:00 -
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my favourite:
how do you get an one-armed minmatar out of a tree?
wave to him...
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Andargor theWise
Disbelievers of Fate
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Posted - 2006.08.15 14:57:00 -
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Okay, a few bad ones...
Q: How many Gallente does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They're still out voting for their new President.
Q: How many Caldari does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it must be a Caldari lightbulb.
Q: How many Amarr does it take to change a light bulb? A: Manual labor? You're kidding, right?
Q: How many Minmatar does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2. One to negotiate with the old bulb and one to shoot at it at the same time.
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.08.15 14:58:00 -
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When is a Caldari worth 0.01 ISK? When you shoot him with a tritanium bullet...
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Mulletstation
GoonWaffe GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.15 14:59:00 -
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I've noticed that these are all profoundly real-life racist.
Its clear that you just replaced the word "black" with "minmatar"
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Mulletstation
GoonWaffe GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:01:00 -
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Originally by: DarknessInc
Minmatar 2. Q: What do you call Minmatar corpses outside an Amarrian Station? A: Lawn Ornaments
3. Q: How do you get a Brutor out of the bathtub? A: Throw soap into it
5. Q: Why do Minmatar travel in groups of three? A: One to read, One to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals
This is straight up White Supremist.
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DarknessInc
Minmatar Order of the Arrow HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:03:00 -
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Originally by: Mulletstation I've noticed that these are all profoundly real-life racist.
Its clear that you just replaced the word "black" with "minmatar"
Umm not really. Dark skinned people in reality dont fly tempests and dont use twigs for light.
<.< so no... Or yes. Its a little of both. But we're expressing our INGAME racism. So keep Real World racism out, and EVE racism in. If thats alright with the GMs and Devs
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DarknessInc
Minmatar Order of the Arrow HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:04:00 -
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Originally by: Mulletstation
Originally by: DarknessInc
Minmatar 2. Q: What do you call Minmatar corpses outside an Amarrian Station? A: Lawn Ornaments
3. Q: How do you get a Brutor out of the bathtub? A: Throw soap into it
5. Q: Why do Minmatar travel in groups of three? A: One to read, One to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals
This is straight up White Supremist.
O.o how...I got it from OMGRAWR.com
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Mulletstation
GoonWaffe GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:04:00 -
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I don't think you understand that many of these races are based off of real-life racial issues.
Also, even in-game racism is racism. and racism is racism is racism.
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Quutar
Caldari M3rcs Inc
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:05:00 -
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Originally by: Mulletstation I don't think you understand that many of these races are based off of real-life racial issues.
Also, even in-game racism is racism. and racism is racism is racism.
How do you make a Goon look like an idiot? Give him posting rights.
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DarknessInc
Minmatar Order of the Arrow HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:07:00 -
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Originally by: Mulletstation I don't think you understand that many of these races are based off of real-life racial issues.
Also, even in-game racism is racism. and racism is racism is racism.
So the Gallentee are French and the Amarrians are supposed to be white and Minmatar are supposed to be black. What are the Caldari supposed to be? The British?
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Quutar
Caldari M3rcs Inc
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:08:00 -
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Originally by: DarknessInc
Originally by: Mulletstation I don't think you understand that many of these races are based off of real-life racial issues.
Also, even in-game racism is racism. and racism is racism is racism.
So the Gallentee are French and the Amarrians are supposed to be white and Minmatar are supposed to be black. What are the Caldari supposed to be? The British?
I was always told asian... (Think bladerunner with all the megacorps)
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DarknessInc
Minmatar Order of the Arrow HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:10:00 -
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Originally by: Quutar
Originally by: DarknessInc
Originally by: Mulletstation I don't think you understand that many of these races are based off of real-life racial issues.
Also, even in-game racism is racism. and racism is racism is racism.
So the Gallentee are French and the Amarrians are supposed to be white and Minmatar are supposed to be black. What are the Caldari supposed to be? The British?
I was always told asian... (Think bladerunner with all the megacorps)
yea. But think of it, Caldari are a severly military centraled power, or they used to be back when they were a huge empire. If you think of it, the races, if you follow the Goons logic, are stereotypes of races back when we had Tall-ships and the US was still under british control
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cold lazarus
Amarr Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:10:00 -
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Originally by: Mulletstation I've noticed that these are all profoundly real-life racist.
Its clear that you just replaced the word "black" with "minmatar"
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hamishoo7
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:13:00 -
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Originally by: Quutar
Originally by: Mulletstation I don't think you understand that many of these races are based off of real-life racial issues.
Also, even in-game racism is racism. and racism is racism is racism.
How do you make a Goon look like an idiot? Give him posting rights.
That made me laugh - Mullet Station - you're the one making real life connections with blacks - any of the races could easily be substituted with white, asian, teletubby or kangaroo to offend whoever you like.
Give it a rest.
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Jenny Spitfire
Caldari LoneStar Industries Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:13:00 -
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Originally by: DarknessInc What are the Caldari supposed to be? The British?
Japanicans. ---------------- Cruelty is God's way of showing kindness.
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Terraform
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:13:00 -
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Originally by: Mulletstation I don't think you understand that many of these races are based off of real-life racial issues.
Also, even in-game racism is racism. and racism is racism is racism.
I think 75% of the player-base is aware of the eve-background and the fact that the devs has taken most of our current world and squeezed it into a game called Eve.
This post however, does not seem to have the purpose of provoking anything but silly game-jokes. Stop taking life so seriously...
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Locke DieDrake
Port Royal Independent Kontractors Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:13:00 -
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Originally by: Mulletstation I don't think you understand that many of these races are based off of real-life racial issues.
Also, even in-game racism is racism. and racism is racism is racism.
Seriously, STFU.
Eve races aren't "based on" real life races. Where are the chinese, indian, eskimos, blacks, abiriginals?
I know you are goonswarm, so I'll go ahead and make this as clear as possible. The word is called FICTION. As in, it's all make-believe.
Now, please just stop with this ultra political correctness. It's rediculas in the real world and simply assinine in this fictional setting.
And being goon, you've probably been to somethingawfull.com. At which point anything you may or may not have to say on the subject is mute, as your website is just about the most offensive **** on earth. ___________________________________________ The deeper you stick it in your vein, the deeper the thoughts there's no more pain. ___________________________________________ |
Benco97
Gallente On Ravens Wings
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:14:00 -
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I thought gallente were french, Caldari American (come ON, you must see the similarities right?) Minmatar african? and hmm.. I havn't a clue about the Amarr... greek maybe?
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Jenny Spitfire
Caldari LoneStar Industries Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:16:00 -
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Originally by: Benco97 I thought gallente were french, Caldari American (come ON, you must see the similarities right?) Minmatar african? and hmm.. I havn't a clue about the Amarr... greek maybe?
Gallente - Nationalistic Minmatar - Tribalistic Caldari - Megacorporistic Amarr - Religiofanatics ---------------- Cruelty is God's way of showing kindness.
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Splagada
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.08.15 15:20:00 -
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politically correct motto : "the fear that someone, somewhere, might have fun"
that must be in the universal truths of the universe...
crazy how this turned into a racial thing lol... i enjoyed the read
i'm totally ingame racist (for the fun of it lol, poking my ceo daily because he's caldari), why didnt my corpmates got me banned when i say "ah caldari, for when there is no chicken left for dinner" -
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