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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.11.24 23:59:05 -
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.... is not a new Dev.. but a hypothetical touristy burger joint in Reykjavik created by CCP!
Lets also say, for the sake of argument (something I never do), that CCP wanted to name a few delicious burger creations after some of our more esteemed players.
What would your burger have on it?
Ill go first.
Unsuccessful at Everything Burger.
1/2 pound sirloin patty. basted in A-1 sauce. Topped with melted swiss and bleu cheese crumbles. 2 strips of thick crispy pepper bacon 2 thick cut onion rings. A little splash of more A-1. all on a grilled Onion bun.
Wipe off your keyboards. I know I sound delicious.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Hicksimus
Volatile Instability Resonance.
434
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Posted - 2014.11.25 00:15:33 -
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I don't know what signature burger I would make but I know what I'd use the corpses in my cargo for.
Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you?
Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
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Icarus Able
Revenant Tactical
496
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Posted - 2014.11.25 00:18:09 -
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Hicksimus wrote:I don't know what signature burger I would make but I know what I'd use the corpses in my cargo for.
I dont know, i'd have trouble eating something i'd been intimate with. |
Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.11.25 00:18:17 -
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Hicksimus wrote:I don't know what signature burger I would make but I know what I'd use the corpses in my cargo for.
Sorry but I don't like freezer burnt meat.
Unlock all the clothes || My Fanclub
Harmless - Penniless - Aimless
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Xercodo
Vector Galactic Did he say Jump
3875
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Posted - 2014.11.25 00:19:34 -
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Chribbas would have Swedish meatball sauce on it and would come with tater tots instead of fries to represent veldspar nuggets.
The bun would have the face of the Veldatar branded on to it, lightly toasted otherwise.
The Drake is a Lie
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
763
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Posted - 2014.11.25 00:25:43 -
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The Chainsaw Plankton Burger 1/2 pound patty maple candied bacon Pepperjack cheese smokey bourbon barbecue sauce. garlic butter toasted bun
sooo hungry, why ya gotta post this right before dinner time :(
I'll join the chorus asking CCP, don't take my fancy names away from me!
In the name of the Limos, the Malkuth, and the Arbalest, so help me pod
- Mara Rinn
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Ssabat Thraxx
Dominion Tenebrarum Reverberation Project
997
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Posted - 2014.11.25 00:27:32 -
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IDK what James315's burger would be made out of, but I hear if you eat it all he reimburses you for the cost
\m/ O.o \m/
"You're a freak ..." - Solecist Project
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.11.25 00:28:31 -
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Chainsaw Plankton wrote:sooo hungry, why ya gotta post this right before dinner time :(
Because im evil.. and im still waiting for a few pieces from IKEA for my laser table (ALWAYS with the leaving out of the pieces!!).. so this was my only option for torture at the moment.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
2080
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Posted - 2014.11.25 00:29:44 -
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Ssabat Thraxx wrote:IDK what James315's burger would be made out of, but I hear if you eat it all he reimburses you for the cost Make sure your food handler's permit is up-to-date and that you're at the table before you dig in.
E: Also, why not, I'm getting hungry too.
The Karl Hobb Paleo (because low-carb and such) 1/3lb. grass-fed beef patty with green chilis and melted pepperjack 1/2 avocado, sliced 1 fried egg 4 slices bacon Served on a bed of lettuce, kale, and tomatoes, smothered in bleu cheese dressing with a feta garnish.
A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
5261
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Posted - 2014.11.25 00:41:08 -
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CCP Burgers are made from a pound of HTFU slapped between a hammer and a hard place.
Sovereignty and Population
New Mining Mechanics
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Ned Thomas
Hellbound Turkeys Alliance of Abandoned Cybernetic Rejects
258
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Posted - 2014.11.25 00:43:03 -
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The Ned
1/3 pound Ribye filet Marinate in some manner of sauce Drink heavily Forget that you had meat cooking Go put out the fire Drink more Whiskey works well Rum is also an option |
Eli Hakomairos
Creeper Co. Bohica Empire
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Posted - 2014.11.25 00:43:29 -
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I feel like the mitanni would be your run of the mill burger, with a ghost chili paste stuffed center, and a little fortune cookie paper "the mitanni sends his regards"
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Ilaister
Task Force Proteus Protean Concept
128
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Posted - 2014.11.25 00:49:38 -
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Ned Thomas wrote:The Ned
1/3 pound Ribye filet Marinate in some manner of sauce Drink heavily Forget that you had meat cooking Go put out the fire Drink more Whiskey works well Rum is also an option
Doth mine ears deceive me or has an Australian landed in thread?
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Ned Thomas
Hellbound Turkeys Alliance of Abandoned Cybernetic Rejects
258
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Posted - 2014.11.25 00:54:19 -
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Ilaister wrote:Ned Thomas wrote:The Ned
1/3 pound Ribye filet Marinate in some manner of sauce Drink heavily Forget that you had meat cooking Go put out the fire Drink more Whiskey works well Rum is also an option Doth mine ears deceive me or has an Australian landed in thread?
I cannot confirm or deny the presence of all Australians, but my drunk ass is firmly planted in the US. And I can't even claim Aussie my bloodline. Native American and Scottish. |
Soloman Jackson
Locust Assets
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Posted - 2014.11.25 01:04:42 -
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"The Soloman"
Two quarter Pound patties 2 slices of Pepper Jack cheese Lettuce Tomato Fried egg (runny) Mayo ...and of course 3 thick cut slabs of Bacon
Open the burger and stab the egg before eating.
"I heard you know a thing or two, about a thing or two. Maybe we can come to an understanding..."
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Ilaister
Task Force Proteus Protean Concept
128
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Posted - 2014.11.25 01:06:35 -
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Ned Thomas wrote:... and Scottish.
Ah... that explains it :D
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Silky Cyno
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
52
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Posted - 2014.11.25 01:15:35 -
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Silky Cyno burger
2 lb mystery meat patty mayo mustard lettuce tomato onion
Gives 2 hours of jump fatigue ( AKA bathroom time ) maybe meat sweats |
Sabriz Adoudel
Glorious Revolutionary Armed Forces of Highsec CODE.
3690
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Posted - 2014.11.25 01:21:44 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything, you always make me laugh whenever I read your posts.
Chaos. Opportunity. Destruction. Excitement... Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10
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Scalphunter
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2014.11.25 01:59:01 -
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call it VETO burger, coz it looks like verone ate them all! |
Xavier Holtzman
Imploding Turtles Rising in Outerspace Gravity Fatal Ascension
227
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Posted - 2014.11.25 02:07:53 -
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The Holtzman
foot long hotdog chili mustard onion
I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities. I have something of value to contribute to this mission if only they would realize it.
- Bill Frug
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Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
2240
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Posted - 2014.11.25 02:22:14 -
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The Pleasure Hub
1/3 lb patty (cooked rare) Pretzel bun Bacon Raw red onion Fried egg Roasted szechuan peppers Stilton bleu cheese crumbles Chipotle-lime BBQ sauce
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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Nat Silverguard
Aideron Robotics
64
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Posted - 2014.11.25 03:52:15 -
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The Awesome
quarter pounder patty mayo tomato onions lettuce cheese 4 bacon strips 1 slice pineapple sesame buns
Just Add Water
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
764
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Posted - 2014.11.25 03:58:44 -
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Ned Thomas wrote:The Ned
1/3 pound Ribye filet Marinate in some manner of sauce Drink heavily Forget that you had meat cooking Go put out the fire Drink more Whiskey works well Rum is also an option
I've made drunk burgers a few times, somehow they seem to turn out alright (on second thought I'm not sure that means what I think it means, or does it?).
now I just want to stop by the liquor store and get a bottle of bourbon.
I'll join the chorus asking CCP, don't take my fancy names away from me!
In the name of the Limos, the Malkuth, and the Arbalest, so help me pod
- Mara Rinn
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
764
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Posted - 2014.11.25 04:06:45 -
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Napalm Plankton* sliders
2oz patties cheddar cheese chorizo onion ghost chili sauce
not sure if it burns more coming or going
*(aww shoot, think I deleted that alt)
I'll join the chorus asking CCP, don't take my fancy names away from me!
In the name of the Limos, the Malkuth, and the Arbalest, so help me pod
- Mara Rinn
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Sabriz Adoudel
Glorious Revolutionary Armed Forces of Highsec CODE.
3703
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Posted - 2014.11.25 04:12:27 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything, have you considered running for (and being unsuccessful at) CSM?
Chaos. Opportunity. Destruction. Excitement... Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10
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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
7270
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Posted - 2014.11.25 04:23:36 -
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Realburger.
1lb of top sirloin or rib roast trimmings (preferably the latter) approx 20% fat content. 4 slices bacon 1/4 tsp salt 1/4 tsp ground black pepper 1/4 tsp garlic powder (optional) meat grinder fire
Grind beef & fat trimmings and bacon.. Mix in salt, pepper and garlic powder Form 1/3 lb (approx) patties, and do not overwork meat. Expose patties to nova-hot fire for 3-4 minutes per side for medium rare, flare-ups are GOING to happen, expect them.
Assemble using whatever bun/greens/onions/cheese you wish (Havarti is recommended). Don't ruin this by using some numerically named condiment, BBQ sauce or other amendments.
Gÿ+
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
17902
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Posted - 2014.11.25 04:32:25 -
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Doc Fury wrote:Realburger.
Actually Doc, If I were in charge of CCP Burger.. when anyone ordered the "Doc" Burger.. theyd just get a card that tells them to order a hotdog.. probably from another teller.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Xavier Holtzman
Imploding Turtles Rising in Outerspace Gravity Fatal Ascension
227
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Posted - 2014.11.25 04:40:36 -
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Chainsaw Plankton wrote:chorizo
You win the internets.
I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities. I have something of value to contribute to this mission if only they would realize it.
- Bill Frug
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Ssabat Thraxx
Dominion Tenebrarum Reverberation Project
998
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Posted - 2014.11.25 04:45:29 -
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I like to toss in a packet of french onion soup mix per lb of ground beef. Good chit.
\m/ O.o \m/
"You're a freak ..." - Solecist Project
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Jvpiter
Jovelike
2647
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Posted - 2014.11.25 05:06:58 -
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The Orca
Flash grilled salmon slab A few slivers of red onion, lightly tossed until soft Lightly spread some spicy mustard 3 dabs of Sriracha sauce Grilled sourdough bread, add some drops of sesame oil to the bread
Call me Joe.
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