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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5751
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Posted - 2014.12.01 19:02:17 -
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Fedo plush toys.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
2302
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Posted - 2014.12.01 19:08:03 -
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Yule Lads were humorous and entertaining, and I think last Christmas was the best EVE Christmas so far. I really hope they come back, because this style of dark humor is pretty awesome, and definitely in the spirit of this game.
Of course, I'm not surprised that so many are so angrily against this, seeing as how the player base is now almost entirely composed of people who ask you for your address in order to "come over to your house and beat the **** out of you" after you steal some of their ore, or shoot their ships. All they want is a simple button press that dumps a gift ship into their hangars, which they can proceed to sell as quickly as possible in order to buy the next month's PLEX and a few extra strip miners.
I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:
https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
774
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Posted - 2014.12.01 19:28:39 -
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Darko Atlante wrote:Yule lads come 12th-24th, not on 1st of December. And if you are not nice you'll get a potato. We should all get a potato.
I love potatoes!
I'll join the chorus asking CCP, don't take my fancy names away from me!
In the name of the Limos, the Malkuth, and the Arbalest, so help me pod
- Mara Rinn
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Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
4388
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Posted - 2014.12.01 21:26:58 -
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Dear Yule Lads: I'd like a BPC of the famed ship skin CCP Punkturis designed. |
Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
2294
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Posted - 2014.12.01 21:42:48 -
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My prediction for the Christmas 2014 present from CCP:
A propaganda-style poster of CCP Seagull pointing toward the unseen horizon, whilst a fleet of Feroxes plies the stars above her. Below, the faces of CCPs Fozzie, Guard, Gargant, Rise, and Falcon, stone-faced against the challenges of the future, with DUST mercs rushing towards an objective at the very bottom. The words "Violence Their Boats, For Freedom!" bannered across, in bold and inspiring font. Digital versions for our CQ's, and IRL versions for our computer room.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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Abla Tive
66
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Posted - 2014.12.01 22:12:01 -
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Well, we already have the star in the sky. If you see three Jovian wise men passing by, I suggest you follow them. |
DaReaper
Net 7
1391
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Posted - 2014.12.01 22:15:58 -
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Signal11th wrote:Thank Odin. they were bloody annoying anyway.
good thing participation was voluntary huh?
OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!
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Lister Dax
Intergalactic Trade and Harm
20
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Posted - 2014.12.01 23:56:56 -
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CCP should track all the 'gimmegimmegimme' posters and just give them a lump of carbon instead of whatever it is they give out. |
Gregor Parud
768
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Posted - 2014.12.02 00:10:46 -
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Lister Dax wrote:CCP should track all the 'gimmegimmegimme' posters and just give them a lump of carbon instead of whatever it is they give out.
Same for the "weh they suck because the gifts weren't precious enough" clowns. |
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University Minmatar Republic
1201
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Posted - 2014.12.02 00:15:07 -
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Who told you about Yule lads ? There are no Yule lads. Please report to the cultural re-education center for enlightened instruction on the matter.
Lister Dax wrote:CCP should track all the 'gimmegimmegimme' posters and just give them a lump of carbon instead of whatever it is they give out.
The most amusing thing from last year was people whining about the free Leopard and how it was useless and why didn't they get proper freebies :D The thing still sells for close to 100 mill in most hubs. |
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Vyktor Abyss
The Abyss Corporation Abyss Alliance
566
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Posted - 2014.12.02 00:15:16 -
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CCP Explorer wrote:We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified until the appropriate time, and could not be disclosed now.
"Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."
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Hasikan Miallok
Republic University Minmatar Republic
1201
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Posted - 2014.12.02 00:22:11 -
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Vyktor Abyss wrote:CCP Explorer wrote:We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified until the appropriate time, and could not be disclosed now. "Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."
Or as a support engineer for one of the top 3 printer manufacturers told us (off the record) a few years back "Officially there is nothing wrong, unofficially the driver is seriously bugged and can require a reinstall of windows to fix the issues it creates - but our legal department has said we are to deny any faults and are not even to patch the bug because of the litigation risk." |
Arronicus
Fusion Enterprises Ltd Shadow of xXDEATHXx
1337
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Posted - 2014.12.02 00:36:08 -
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Tarpedo wrote:Perhaps Eternity catsuits can make you a bit less sad. P.S. Why aren't they anywhere in the announcement? Players have asked for them for like eternity heh
I am personally offended that my character will not be able to wear on of those. |
fudface
ACME-INC
66
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Posted - 2014.12.02 00:58:51 -
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Lachesiss wrote:CCP Explorer wrote:We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified until the appropriate time, and could not be disclosed now. \o/ free jove ships \o/ free ccp falcon doll
a free single use jove ship would be a lot of fun. single use once undocked it cant dock again :)
my 2 isk worth |
Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
2295
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Posted - 2014.12.02 01:04:26 -
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Hasikan Miallok wrote: The most amusing thing from last year was people whining about the free Leopard and how it was useless and why didn't they get proper freebies :D The thing still sells for close to 100 mill in most hubs.
I remember when people were griping about the Gnosis....
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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Ashterothi
The Order of Thelemic Ascension
189
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Posted - 2014.12.02 01:07:58 -
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In 2013 the video talking about Yule Lads was released on Dec 12. Hints in the files of some things that could be gifts have already surfaced. Chances are we will be getting some sort of event, but New Eden is not like America. Holidays stay in their appropriate months ;-)
Aideron Robotics is hiring for the Gallente Federation war effort! https://www.aideronrobotics.com/wiki/Applying
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Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci
Jovian Labs Jovian Enterprises
12342
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Posted - 2014.12.02 01:26:20 -
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fudface wrote:Lachesiss wrote:CCP Explorer wrote:We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified until the appropriate time, and could not be disclosed now. \o/ free jove ships \o/ free ccp falcon doll a free single use jove ship would be a lot of fun. single use once undocked it cant dock again :) my 2 isk worth If we could get a single "Reconstructed Wraith" frigate, than I'd be happy- I would absolutely love to fly an Eidolon, but that doesn't look likely in the near future- hopefully the Jovians will give me one for being so dedicated to them once they come back
A City made of Wood is built in the forest
A City made of Stone is built in the mountains
But a City made of Dreams...is built in heaven.
Jovian Proverb GÖâ
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Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
2296
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Posted - 2014.12.02 04:52:36 -
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Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci wrote:fudface wrote:Lachesiss wrote:CCP Explorer wrote:We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified until the appropriate time, and could not be disclosed now. \o/ free jove ships \o/ free ccp falcon doll a free single use jove ship would be a lot of fun. single use once undocked it cant dock again :) my 2 isk worth If we could get a single "Reconstructed Wraith" frigate, than I'd be happy- I would absolutely love to fly an Eidolon, but that doesn't look likely in the near future- hopefully the Jovians will give me one for being so dedicated to them once they come back
I, for another, welcome our potential Jovian overlords. Declared my loyalty to them in Falcon's thread, even.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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Burl en Daire
M.O.M.S. Corp
82
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Posted - 2014.12.02 08:52:27 -
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Arline Kley wrote:CCP Explorer wrote:We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified until the appropriate time, and could not be disclosed now. So are you trying to tell us that they are an unknown known, that may infact become a known unknown, but at this time is infact an unknown unknown?
Donald Rumsfeld? I haven't heard from you in a while.
There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.
Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
Hunter S. Thompson
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Lachesiss
Chaos From Order Manifest Destiny.
13
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Posted - 2014.12.02 09:07:01 -
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Free isogen-5 mining ship
One that has a bonus and wont assplode mining isogen-5 rocks
CODE will love vaporising those
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CCP Explorer
C C P C C P Alliance
2672
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Posted - 2014.12.02 10:15:33 -
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Dave Stark wrote:CCP Explorer wrote:We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified until the appropriate time, and could not be disclosed now. i sincerely hope this means they're ******* off and not coming back. the quality of xmas gifts rapidly declined when they were introduced. You will get a nice piece of carbon this year...
Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson | Senior Development Director | EVE Online // CCP Games | @erlendur
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Arronicus
Fusion Enterprises Ltd Shadow of xXDEATHXx
1341
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Posted - 2014.12.02 11:12:41 -
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CCP Explorer wrote:Dave Stark wrote:CCP Explorer wrote:We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified until the appropriate time, and could not be disclosed now. i sincerely hope this means they're ******* off and not coming back. the quality of xmas gifts rapidly declined when they were introduced. You will get a nice piece of carbon this year...
what the? I always get lousy carbon. Why does dave get the nice carbon? FAVORSHIP. Biased ccp. |
Wendrika Hydreiga
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
136
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Posted - 2014.12.02 12:41:47 -
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At first I was like, "What are these guys talking about?" and "Yule Lads? Is that a christmas themed boys band or something?"
But thankfully, I'm skilled in Google Analytic Research V and quickly found what everyone was on about!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hXXb6p8e6ik
At first I was confused. Then amused! When those thirteen "fine" specimens of folklore characters (???) blew up Santa's Stratios, I lost it!
Yay for Icelandic holiday celebrations! Getting presents from a guy that eats candles really takes the cake for a foreign ancient folklore tradition! |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
3334
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Posted - 2014.12.02 14:08:00 -
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Tarpedo wrote:Perhaps Eternity catsuits can make you a bit less sad. P.S. Why aren't they anywhere in the announcement? Players have asked for them for like eternity heh
They aren't seeded into Sisi markets neither, albeit the whole "Eternity" sets are viewable (suit, top and boots).
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! Ingame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar
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Greygal
Redemption Road Affirmative.
272
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Posted - 2014.12.02 14:56:01 -
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We've already gotten unlimited skill ques and about to get no more clone upgrades... what else could we possibly need from the Yule Lads?
What you do for yourself dies with you, what you do for others is immortal.
Free weekly public roams & monthly NewBro new player roams!
Visit Redemption Road or join mailing list REDEMPTION ROAMS for information
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Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
3407
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Posted - 2014.12.02 15:30:10 -
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Lachesiss wrote: \o/ free ccp falcon doll
I already have one of these. I made it myself.
"i advice you to go spit on the back of someone else because you are fall on the wrong horse." - Meio Rayliegh
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Dominique Vasilkovsky
BFG Tech
49
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Posted - 2014.12.02 16:09:44 -
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Dear CCP Santa, can I please have a bonus neural remap again this year? I have been a very good girl eating my porridge each day.
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-áDominique Vasilkovsky
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Orlacc
645
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Posted - 2014.12.02 16:57:34 -
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With all the layoffs it's just "Yule Lad" this year. (Sorry I had to..)
"Measure Twice, Cut Once."
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5753
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Posted - 2014.12.02 17:00:28 -
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Orlacc wrote:With all the layoffs it's just "Yule Lad" this year. (Sorry I had to..)
And they probably loaned CCP Guard out to the real Santa too.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Pliskkenn
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
11
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Posted - 2014.12.02 17:40:38 -
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If Falcon isn't a Yule Lad I will eat a fire themed hat. |
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