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Ferni Ka'Nviiou
Republic University Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.01.04 23:48:21 -
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You know how you're nearly asleep, but yet still conscious? And you sometimes might try and communicate with the real world?
Well, that happened to me this morning. And I found the results to be rather humourous.
So I've only had about three hours sleep because it's a Monday, and I, for some reason like to start working on videos and models at an absurdly late hour (as well as EVE, of course).
I woke up easily enough, but I was on the couch for the next 45 minutes 'trying to wake up,' i.e, trying to go back to sleep. I could still hear everything, so my cat thumps up to the couch (it's three-legged). I notice that, and pick it up and set it on my chest. It starts doing that annoying thing that cats do where they claw into your skin repetitively.
How annoying. I'm just trying to get to sleep here! So in response, I query the cat with this masterpiece: "Why are you -my standings are good with you, why you being mean to me?"
That's right. I asked my cat why it is attacking me when I have good standings towards it.
Most likely a reference by me to the fact that I have positive standings to every faction in EVE, yet pirate factions still attack. Nevertheless, it triggered one of those 'WTF!?' moments where you suddenly cut back to reality, realising the stupid thing you just said.
No doubt many of you will beat this tale, so what have you heard, eavesdropping on yourself? |
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2015.01.05 01:09:43 -
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Cats are known AWOXrs (and they run all the good relic sites in highsec. This has been confirmed by a dev)
"I'm also quite confident that you are laughing
and it's the kind of laugh that gives normal people shivers."
=]I[=
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.01.08 23:48:37 -
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I talked in my sleep a lot last night. Woke myself up each time, and continued my thought / sentence. I don't recall what I said, however.
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Evelyn Meiyi
Corvidae Trading and Holding
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Posted - 2015.01.09 04:39:54 -
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It's not specifically sleep-related, and it's not even really EVE-related, but....
On one previous occasion, I have instinctively imagined a mini-map and tried to use it to orient myself spatially IRL.
This is not an attempt to troll -- it actually happened, and I immediately reduced the time I spent gaming when I realized what I'd done. |
Ferni Ka'Nviiou
Republic University Minmatar Republic
241
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Posted - 2015.01.09 04:53:24 -
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Evelyn Meiyi wrote:It's not specifically sleep-related, and it's not even really EVE-related, but....
On one previous occasion, I have instinctively imagined a mini-map and tried to use it to orient myself spatially IRL.
This is not an attempt to troll -- it actually happened, and I immediately reduced the time I spent gaming when I realized what I'd done. You're not alone. I played the mobile game Flow Free so much that I started visualising and trying to solve grids while attempting to focus on boring things.
As you did, I promptly stopped playing that game for a while. |
Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2015.01.09 05:26:51 -
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my ex informed me once that I had been answering phones in my sleep. This was when I was still dispatching for the cab company. I took this as a sign that I needed to do something else.
It is dark here. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Debora Tsung
Die Woge des Wahnsinns Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere
1412
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Posted - 2015.01.09 07:27:04 -
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*typing on an imaginary phone*
Tuut tuut tuut, tiiiidokdokdokdokdok meeep meeep meeep, hello, HELLO?! WHO'S THERE?!
*hanging up on imaginary phone, going back to sleep muttering something about arseholes calling people in the middle of the night just to realize it was the alarm clock all along.*
EDIT: Also, did it ever happen to you that you tried to enlarge the small writing on a piece of paper with your mouse wheel?
Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> AFK Cloaking Collection Thread
Please stop making "fix afk cloaking!" threads, your idea is not new. Thanks in advance.
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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters Disturbed Acquaintance
17719
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Posted - 2015.01.09 14:32:30 -
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I've never heard myself say anything when asleep. I've been recorded saying pure jibberish by ex's. Sometimes not even in English. I've woken myself up laughing or crying and not remembering what caused either reaction. I'm also a bit of a violent sleeper. Pretty much all ex-boyfriends have complained at some point about being kicked or elbowed.
I also have this weird thing happen if I am woken from a deep sleep suddenly, I see the world around me like it's drawn and not real. Sort of like that "Scanner Darkly" movie. Takes a few blinks and a few moments to clear up lol |
Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
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Posted - 2015.01.09 16:58:13 -
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I once had the stereotypical experience of waking from a nightmare by my own screams. Pretty creepy..not sure if this "time-dilatation-during-dreams" thing is correct, but I remember at first that scream was a deep and low hum that then slowly increased in pitch to a normal "human " noise, kind of as if you listened to a tape that first runs about five time slower and then increased to normal speed.
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Frostys Virpio
The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc
1451
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Posted - 2015.01.12 15:58:26 -
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I once told a girl my care cup was empty.
She didn't know I could answer question while sleep talking so took my answer at face value. |
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Herzyr
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
30
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Posted - 2015.01.12 22:52:11 -
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I remember I was ''tough-guy talking someone I was going to beat up'', I remember lounging and him, and then, a lot of pain, considering I just jumped out of my bed and somehow ended up face planting the floor.
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Badel Jramodarr
3201
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Posted - 2015.01.13 01:58:58 -
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"....**** off! You're full of ****...." Don't remember the dream or the context but it woke me up
I don't always have a signature; but when I do, it doesn't say anything at all
...I'm on a horse
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Radimir Dvornikov
The Scope Gallente Federation
10
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Posted - 2015.01.13 04:40:35 -
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This is back in 2008-2009 when my family and I were in college.
I was studying economics very late at night and got ready for bed. I received a call from my brother,
"Hey Stack, want to get some Raising Cane's tomorrow on your lunch?"
"Sure, what time?"
"Around 1130 when you don't have classes. Got something planned?"
"No, I just don't want to find myself driving in used parking lots." |
Twitch Seilus
Tenacious Tendencies Affirmative.
3
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Posted - 2015.01.14 02:57:47 -
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"The taste hates me!"
Yelling that woke me up.
To this day I have no idea why I said that. |
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