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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
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Posted - 2015.01.20 02:58:12 -
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It is complete. My latest, grandest, and perhaps last tower; my most Sani Sabik of towers; a tower into which I have poured all of my wrath and all of my hatred of the Minmatar people. What is in it?
Over 50,000 filthy Minmatar slaves 1000 Slavers 500 Marines Guns and jammers and stuff, as many as possible online (and outside the shields).
And hundreds and hundreds of.....wine barrels.
Yes, wine. Blood wine. This is a project long in the making, one first inspired by the wine tasting event advertised on these very forums months ago. I could not have any wines ready in time for that event, but in the meantime I enslaved a supply of Sebiestor Science Graduates and whipped them and whipped them until they invented new processes for the making of blood wines, processes ultra-sensitive to the small variations among the Minmatar bloodlines such that (for example) the blood of the Brutor would make strong wine, the blood of the Sebiestor would make delicate wine, and the blood of the Vherokior would make mysterious wine.
Our traditional blood wines will begin with an Altar of God, one specially constructed to channel and collect the blood of the Minmatar slaves sacrificed upon it one by one. Budget wines, on the other hand, will begin with a mass of slaves crushed upon a great winepress (which I have nicknamed the great winepress of God's Wrath after an obscure Scripture). Whether their blood is taken upon the altar or the winepress, all slaves will be blooded alive. For the elite customer, we will offer Single Minmatar Wines, wines made from the blood of just one unique Minmatar, cut and blooded in a most artistic fashion with skilled flourishes, while our blood winemakers tweak the flavor of the resulting wine to capture the essence of the slave's agonized death throes in consecutive aftertastes.
Production in this new Blood Winery has already begun at an undisclosed Devoid location. Amen. Amarr Victor. |
Quattras Peione
Gentlemen of Fortune.
49
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Posted - 2015.01.20 03:30:57 -
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Let us skip right past my personal opinion of your... proclivities and dig right into the ecumenical flaw in this endeavor.
Your destruction of slaves, in particular the Matari, is intended to glorify God in some way. Yet as you delve further into madness I hear mostly glorification of your own achievements and, in this latest effort, of your arguably dubious business acumen.
And of that business acumen: do you consider this operation sustainable? Do you perceive such a great demand for blood wine that you need to produce it in mass quantities? And if the product or its revenue are meant to glorify God, what does it say of your dedication - or that of your customers - that you intend to create larger quantities of the inferior product to offset the price of the superior?
If you intend to become a businessman, you should look to secular venues. There's no profit in faith. |
Death Lady Mania
Circle of the Endless Night
0
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Posted - 2015.01.20 04:06:46 -
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While I don't care about your silly religion, I love good wine! I'd like a single Minmatar of each tribe. How much and when can they be ready? I do hope soon, because odds are someone is going to come shoot your fabulous vineyard.
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Quattras Peione
Gentlemen of Fortune.
49
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Posted - 2015.01.20 05:43:16 -
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I'm reminded of a passage from Scripture. A metaphor about the "Grapes of Wrath."
Quite literal in this case. |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
1850
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Posted - 2015.01.20 06:21:51 -
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Nauplius wrote:It is complete. My latest, grandest, and perhaps last tower...
Your last tower? Promise?
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
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Eran Mintor
Furtherance.
766
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Posted - 2015.01.20 06:32:29 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:Nauplius wrote:It is complete. My latest, grandest, and perhaps last tower... Your last tower? Promise?
Pretty sure he said that once before already. Keep your fingers crossed, I suppose.
-Eran |
Blue spy
Black Serpent Technologies Black Legion.
22
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Posted - 2015.01.20 13:05:11 -
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I for one am pleased at this new entrepreneurial development; and I would like to encourage everybody to shop locally and support your local small-town minmatar blood winery. |
Average Space Elf
Hole Violence Whole Squid
71
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Posted - 2015.01.20 13:32:18 -
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It's not often that the perversion of ancient rituals is so readily apparent.
Spaceman, when the great Elfin poets sang of blood mixing with wine, they did not intend their verses to be instructional.
The wine tastings of the Space Elfs were violent, bloody affairs. The wine and blood mixed as a consequence of the festivities, but we didn't drink the bloody stuff (hah!) afterwards. We have standards.
If you're going to appropriate our culture so blatantly, you could at least make your "wine" taste good.
It's garbage. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
295
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Posted - 2015.01.20 14:09:38 -
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Quattras Peione wrote: If you intend to become a businessman, you should look to secular venues. There's no profit in faith.
I do not intend to become a business in the long term. One objective of this project is to create a demand for Minmatar blood-based wine products, a demand that hopefully will be picked up by other entrepreneurs.
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
295
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Posted - 2015.01.20 14:12:44 -
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Death Lady Mania wrote:While I don't care about your silly religion, I love good wine! I'd like a single Minmatar of each tribe. How much and when can they be ready? I do hope soon, because odds are someone is going to come shoot your fabulous vineyard.
Product will not be available for some time. Although most of the intensive production process (including the blooding itself) will occur in this tower over the next few weeks, there remains an aging period, the exact timing of which is at the discretion of the slavers/wine artisans. |
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
295
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Posted - 2015.01.20 14:16:10 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:Nauplius wrote:It is complete. My latest, grandest, and perhaps last tower... Your last tower? Promise?
It is not easy to train the large numbers of slavers required for a project of this size. Fortunately, the armament of this tower ought to insure that they complete the bloodings without interference from the supporters of Molok the Deceiver.
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Mizhara Del'thul
T.R.I.A.D Ushra'Khan
137
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Posted - 2015.01.20 14:18:57 -
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Oh that is just precious. |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
88
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Posted - 2015.01.20 14:24:10 -
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I forget...How many towers has Nauplius made so far? I feel like this is the 50th thread about a tower... |
Deitra Vess
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
260
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Posted - 2015.01.20 14:25:34 -
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Nauplius wrote:Anabella Rella wrote:Nauplius wrote:It is complete. My latest, grandest, and perhaps last tower... Your last tower? Promise? It is not easy to train the large numbers of slavers required for a project of this size. Fortunately, the armament of this tower ought to insure that they complete the bloodings without interference from the supporters of Molok the Deceiver.
Does this mean its going to actually have guns and strontium this time around?
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
295
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Posted - 2015.01.20 15:28:21 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Nauplius wrote:Anabella Rella wrote:Nauplius wrote:It is complete. My latest, grandest, and perhaps last tower... Your last tower? Promise? It is not easy to train the large numbers of slavers required for a project of this size. Fortunately, the armament of this tower ought to insure that they complete the bloodings without interference from the supporters of Molok the Deceiver. Does this mean its going to actually have guns and strontium this time around?
Let's see. First time I read about his tower it had no Strontium. Second time I read about his tower it has Strontium but no defenses. Third time, and that was the one where a certain someone raised a fuss about the morality of a certain someone else who kicked the tower initially, he had a poorly arranged pair of White Noise Generators.
So I bet this time he has guns.
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Jennifer Starfall
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
21
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Posted - 2015.01.20 15:32:54 -
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Thank you, Nauplius. You have helped me a great deal. When I lie awake in the dark, and the ghosts from my past crimes haunt me, I only need to think of you to be reminded that there are greater monsters than I in this universe.
I regret that I was unable to participate in the destruction of his previous monstrosity due to circumstances beyond my control.
If there is any way that I can assist in the destruction of this latest monstrosity, please let me know. I will do what I can. |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
295
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Posted - 2015.01.20 15:39:15 -
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If anyone knows where that tower is and needs help, I can volunteer a battleship, or a tier 3 battlecruiser, for the tower-kicking. I need timing and a rendezvous point and I will see if I am able to show up and assist.
I am also willing to leave my current commission to help out.
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1555
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Posted - 2015.01.20 16:51:53 -
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Nauplius wrote: Over 50,000 filthy Minmatar slaves
I could advise you installing Navy showers. In about two minutes they can clean anyone, even a tribal, with minimal waste of energy and industrial water. Keeping personnel filthy is not hygienic.
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ValentinaDLM
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
566
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Posted - 2015.01.20 18:07:44 -
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You can't make food products out of people, of course you know that...:I am starting to think you are doing these activities merely to fail at them, perhaps your mother took up with a Minmatar slave and you just think if you can hate minmatar enough you won't have to admit where you came from. In any case this offends my Brutor sensibilities in addition to my sensibilities as a sane human being. |
Kalo Askold
Cult of the Lash
0
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Posted - 2015.01.20 18:30:03 -
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*just links a vid of her laughing and laughing before gagging herself with a knuckle as the feed cuts out* |
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Kalaratiri
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
455
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Posted - 2015.01.20 20:19:20 -
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Already reinforced huh? I wonder who beat me to it.
She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon
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Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Heiian Conglomerate
88
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Posted - 2015.01.20 20:26:17 -
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Well **** that was fast... |
Quattras Peione
Gentlemen of Fortune.
50
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Posted - 2015.01.20 20:30:23 -
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Transmissible spongiform encephalopathy - commonly known as prion disease - is a serious medical condition, Nauplius. When was the last time you got a cortical scan? I'd be willing to bet you're starting to suffer from some rather serious neuropathy at this point. |
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
1287
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Posted - 2015.01.20 21:21:13 -
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Kalaratiri wrote:Already reinforced huh? I wonder who beat me to it.
Can the person or organisation responsible to put his tower in reinforced contact me please? Would enjoy finding out more about this!
Disaster strikes Black Rise colony!
Circadian Seekers retaliate!
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Ned Thomas
Hellbound Turkeys Alliance of Abandoned Cybernetic Rejects
659
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Posted - 2015.01.20 22:27:47 -
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So you wanted to remove "Minmatarness" so you can drink it?
Somehow, I'm not surprised.
Vote Sabriz!
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Angel T Hunter
5
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Posted - 2015.01.20 23:22:07 -
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You are one sick puppy Nauplius.. |
Angel T Hunter
5
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Posted - 2015.01.20 23:25:41 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Nauplius wrote: Over 50,000 filthy Minmatar slaves
I could advise you installing Navy showers. In about two minutes they can clean anyone, even a tribal, with minimal waste of energy and industrial water.
You do know you aint helping right? |
Deitra Vess
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
260
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Posted - 2015.01.20 23:33:40 -
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Heh, Kim isn't exactly the Matari's best friend... |
Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
4435
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Posted - 2015.01.20 23:38:59 -
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Angel T Hunter wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Nauplius wrote: Over 50,000 filthy Minmatar slaves
I could advise you installing Navy showers. In about two minutes they can clean anyone, even a tribal, with minimal waste of energy and industrial water. You do know you aint helping right?
That is, actually, the most flattering interpretation of 'Filthy Minmatar' that is possible - Minmatar that are dirty and require a shower.
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..."
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Angel T Hunter
5
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Posted - 2015.01.20 23:55:17 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Heh, Kim isn't exactly the Matari's best friend...
Well... I kinda got the feeling she didnt have any higher feelings for the empire either when I met her.. |
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