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Tigerfish Torpedo
Underworld Protection Agency Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2015.01.20 23:34:28 -
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My fellow capsuleers,
For the longest time imaginable, many have stood in judgement over my former antics - especially where women are concerned. Despite the fact that such topics only need involve the handful of people concerned, opinions are more widely formed and criticism often delivered.
That said, my marriage is something I treasure; the vows taken, spoken with complete sincerity. Many a skeptic may doubt my ability to remain faithful to my wife, following our recent marriage, but I know I have the ability to surpass these doubts and surprise even myself!
My beloved wife has therefore requested that I make this post, here on the IGS, announcing that hence forth my clones will be subject to sterilization, thus ending my ability to father any more children. I have already fathered five children, none of which I have any interaction with, owing to the manner in which I've previously behaved.
Further, I have also been requested to adorn a chastity device, that only my wife will be able to unlock. I do this whole-heartedly, in the spirit of making a fresh new start with my beautiful wife.
That is all, Tigerfish. |
Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
4435
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Posted - 2015.01.20 23:37:57 -
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Tigerfish Torpedo wrote:My fellow capsuleers,
For the longest time imaginable, many have stood in judgement over my former antics - especially where women are concerned. Despite the fact that such topics only need involve the handful of people concerned, opinions are more widely formed and criticism often delivered.
That said, my marriage is something I treasure; the vows taken, spoken with complete sincerity. Many a skeptic may doubt my ability to remain faithful to my wife, following our recent marriage, but I know I have the ability to surpass these doubts and surprise even myself!
My beloved wife has therefore requested that I make this post, here on the IGS, announcing that hence forth my clones will be subject to sterilization, thus ending my ability to father any more children. I have already fathered five children, none of which I have any interaction with, owing to the manner in which I've previously behaved.
Further, I have also been requested to adorn a chastity device, that only my wife will be able to unlock. I do this whole-heartedly, in the spirit of making a fresh new start with my beautiful wife.
That is all, Tigerfish.
That's... That's beautiful, man.
(I find the threat of violence is a wonderful prophylactic.)
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..."
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Desiderya
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
933
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Posted - 2015.01.21 00:19:44 -
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Hm.
Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.
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Literia
Death By Design Did he say Jump
15
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Posted - 2015.01.21 00:41:14 -
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Ummm.... all I can do is laugh at this. Reap what you sow. |
Punx Evangeline
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
136
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Posted - 2015.01.21 00:44:47 -
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HAHAHAHA |
Ria Nieyli
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
31160
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Posted - 2015.01.21 00:52:33 -
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Aren't you at least going to name your wife? |
Angel T Hunter
5
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Posted - 2015.01.21 01:03:18 -
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Oh man... Chopp chop everytime you get into a new clone? I bet you only do it on your next clone haha |
Thea Isotalo
Black Rise Colonial Exploration
12
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Posted - 2015.01.21 01:16:10 -
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So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?
I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.
It's a theory.
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Angel T Hunter
5
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Posted - 2015.01.21 01:18:50 -
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Thea Isotalo wrote:So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?
I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.
It's a theory.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
671
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Posted - 2015.01.21 01:40:23 -
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Well, at least you seem to be capable of self-reflection. I guess that's worth something. Here's to surprising ourselves. I hope you make this work.
Peace,
-Ch+¬ Biko
Coordination Channel for Consolidated Space Rescue Cooperation
Open Letter to the Aidonis Foundation Directorate
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Desiderya
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
933
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Posted - 2015.01.21 02:11:49 -
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I must say, although it must be slightly tasteless, that it takes some balls to make that public announcement.
Anyways, now I guess every skank between here and Curse knows you're not to be touched.
Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
295
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Posted - 2015.01.21 02:20:45 -
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Thea Isotalo wrote:So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?
I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.
It's a theory.
I found that Kim was quite active in Black Rise, which made it implausible that she even had time to pop out five little ankle-snappers.
Besides, being a mother would take away from Killing all Gallenteans.
I believe your theory is bunk.
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Ariel Marquette
University of Caille Gallente Federation
51
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Posted - 2015.01.21 03:11:06 -
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I see that trust is clearly the foundation of this union. |
Kale Silence
Sebietar Scavenging and Hacking
76
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Posted - 2015.01.21 03:35:17 -
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Ria Nieyli wrote:Aren't you at least going to name your wife?
Well if you look hard enough, you might find the answer.
"Love me or hate me, but money don't judge me. I don't care about your opinion, unless you intend to pay me. Then I care."
- Anonymous
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
260
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Posted - 2015.01.21 03:37:51 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Thea Isotalo wrote:So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?
I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.
It's a theory.
I found that Kim was quite active in Black Rise, which made it implausible that she even had time to pop out five little ankle-snappers. Besides, being a mother would take away from Killing all Gallenteans. I believe your theory is bunk.
He has five children he has "no interactions with," thus more than likely not with his wife... And with all that activity, she wouldn't be spending much time with him, the theory isn't bunked yet.
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Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
4437
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Posted - 2015.01.21 03:40:31 -
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If you people had a memory, you might have recalled that his marriage to Lady Shalee Lianne was announced in this very place less than a month ago.
Tch.
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..."
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Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
3406
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Posted - 2015.01.21 03:41:15 -
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Desiderya wrote:... that it takes some balls to make that public announcement.
Literally! Takes every single pair!
Ch+½j+ì Katrina Oniseki
~ (RDC) Chief Operations Officer
~ [I-RED] Director of Internal Affairs
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Ria Nieyli
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
31164
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Posted - 2015.01.21 03:46:20 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:If you people had a memory, you might have recalled that his marriage to Lady Shalee Lianne was announced in this very place less than a month ago.
Tch.
Knowing this and that, it's much better if some things are implicitly stated by the author. |
Badel Jramodarr
5606
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Posted - 2015.01.21 05:10:18 -
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"...surprise even myself" "...sterilization..." "...a chastity device, that only my wife will be able to unlock"
Yeah, with this much trust in the relationship, it's meant to last, mhm. When is she planning on giving you the John Wayne Bobbit?? (check Earth history archives if you don't know)
I don't always have a signature; but when I do, it doesn't say anything at all
...I'm on a horse
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
295
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Posted - 2015.01.21 05:41:18 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Thea Isotalo wrote:So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?
I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.
It's a theory.
I found that Kim was quite active in Black Rise, which made it implausible that she even had time to pop out five little ankle-snappers. Besides, being a mother would take away from Killing all Gallenteans. I believe your theory is bunk. He has five children he has "no interactions with," thus more than likely not with his wife... And with all that activity, she wouldn't be spending much time with him, the theory isn't bunked yet.
Him not spending time with the kids doesn't mean she isn't spending time with the kids. Moreover, unless she opted for five tube babies at once (goshdang wasteful), I really can't imagine someone as scrawny as Kim crapping out quintuplets. Nor do I expect her to spend what? More than 9 months to produce that many kids when she could be spending that time harassing Gallenteans.
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
261
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Posted - 2015.01.21 06:30:43 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Thea Isotalo wrote:So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?
I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.
It's a theory.
I found that Kim was quite active in Black Rise, which made it implausible that she even had time to pop out five little ankle-snappers. Besides, being a mother would take away from Killing all Gallenteans. I believe your theory is bunk. He has five children he has "no interactions with," thus more than likely not with his wife... And with all that activity, she wouldn't be spending much time with him, the theory isn't bunked yet. Him not spending time with the kids doesn't mean she isn't spending time with the kids. Moreover, unless she opted for five tube babies at once (goshdang wasteful), I really can't imagine someone as scrawny as Kim crapping out quintuplets. Nor do I expect her to spend what? More than 9 months to produce that many kids when she could be spending that time harassing Gallenteans.
Maybe there is a side to Kim we don't know? Ya..... kinda doubtful. Even still she could have conceived them in a jump clone or something, Ya.... I'm thinking this is bunked, Bringing babies into the world won't help eradicate the Gallante. I will say I get the feeling the five babies aren't with the same person, call it a gut feeling.
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Eran Mintor
Furtherance.
767
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Posted - 2015.01.21 07:14:28 -
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A thread not even about Kim yet same people who tell her to stop blathering feel it necessary to make it one? She's yet to even post here but now it's probably inevitable; you all should feel ashamed.
As for Tiger....well....I kind of laughed when I read the announcement honestly, but at the same time I feel sorry for you. Hope you find happiness with that....situation.
-Eran |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
1854
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Posted - 2015.01.21 07:41:31 -
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I foresee this union being one that will stand the test of time...
Captain Torpedo I'm glad that all those millions of ISK you shelled out for date auctions has paid off for you. You liked it so you put a ring on it. She knows your nature so she put a lock on it.
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
296
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Posted - 2015.01.21 08:13:10 -
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Eran Mintor wrote:A thread not even about Kim yet same people who tell her to stop blathering feel it necessary to make it one? She's yet to even post here but now it's probably inevitable; you all should feel ashamed.
As for Tiger....well....I kind of laughed when I read the announcement honestly, but at the same time I feel sorry for you. Hope you find happiness with that....situation.
-Eran
As much as I dislike Kim I will continue to vouch for her inability and unsuitability to ever start anything remotely resembling a family.
Because she does not deserve the slander.
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Lasairiona Raske
Underworld Protection Agency Fatal Ascension
168
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Posted - 2015.01.21 09:56:17 -
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Although my opinion perhaps means little at this point, after all, I am the mother of two of those children, I can only offer this honest advice.
A relationship without trust will not stand. It certainly did not in our case. Which is why two of his biologicial children are now being raise away from his influence. If he had asked himself to see the children instead of sending Shalee as an intermediary, perhaps he would have more time in their lives. We will never know.
The decision was one that pained me greatly and does to this day, despite all that transpired between myself and Captain Torpedo.
There may be some questions as to my employment with his corporation. I will state we do not interact. My position reports to another director. These were the conditions I made when I was asked by UPAY command to return to assist with employment protocols.
I clarify these things not to defend myself or my actions, this seemed like the best place to do so. |
Mizhara Del'thul
T.R.I.A.D Ushra'Khan
138
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Posted - 2015.01.21 10:24:44 -
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Chastity device.
Huh.
Did not think either of those two were into that sort of kink. |
Karmilla Strife
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
255
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Posted - 2015.01.21 12:35:11 -
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Mizhara Del'thul wrote:Chastity device.
Huh.
Did not think either of those two were into that sort of kink.
Given the response to this thread, perhaps they should have stuck with ball-gags.
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Ava Starfire
Tuonelan Virta
1624
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Posted - 2015.01.21 12:42:35 -
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Ball gags are great, until the drooling starts. Then, well, they're juuust a bit less sexy.
"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception."
-Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
710
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Posted - 2015.01.21 12:57:07 -
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A Torpedo with a dummy warhead.
What will they think of next, ayyyy
Doctor Valerie Valate, archaeologist. Not the other Doctor Valerie Valate.
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Ariane Evault
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.01.21 14:14:55 -
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Well, I think this topic is a bit too private for an Intergalactic Summit, but since you seem not surrounded with people with balls to communicate directly with you, or friends that can accept you, not be too judgemental. I will try to help you.
Start with sharing everything (of any importance) with your wife,
Share your deepest memories. Share your deepest fears, share your feelings, infatuations, worries, sexual preferences, fantasies, dreams, encounters, holo-reel habits, hedonism, drug abuse, you name it.
Share your darkest and deepest secrets. And let her share hers. And accept them, or leave.
Get ready for the rest of your life, instead of looking back too much.
Don't presume that you know her feelings until you asked. Don't assume that she will not accept you. The things you think are hard to accept about you might actually not be the things she thinks are hard to accept. Let her be the judge. But tell her.
I know this is difficult, especially in societies which are based on the concept of "face".
But really, this subject cannot really be summarized easily and it has so many layers. And that's not even considering a child, for example, which is a great complication, and since you have five, well, the advice above might have more difficulties than are contained within a marriage.
Frankly I don't believe much in technical solutions to social problems (your chastity belt).
Quote:threat of violence?
I don't have any idea why violence has any relation to marriage. But maybe that's a Caldari thing. After all, Caldari society is mainly fascist.
Role-playing violence? Well, what you do in your bedroom is up to you and your wife.
I find that under the threat of violence, many will just say what they think the perpetrator want to hear, looking for a way out, just to survive the encounter. There is not truth there, it's more of a self-defense.
Be especially wary of capsuleer opinions. Frankly, most of them scares the hell out of me, ready to do violence at any moment and pitifully unaware of their own or other people's feelings, ready to slaughter millions in order to live out their own aggressions.
Well, I hope that helps you somewhat.
Talk to your wife, or find new friends. Or both. And avoid the ex-es, their opinion is often quite partial, naturally.
TL; dr - Move on. Don't build a new relationship on old habits. Try starting out right. It takes two to tango. Find better friends. Best of all, follow your own advice. |
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