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Bai'xao Meiyi
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Posted - 2015.01.21 15:30:28 -
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Tigerfish Torpedo wrote:My fellow capsuleers,
For the longest time imaginable, many have stood in judgement over my former antics - especially where women are concerned. Despite the fact that such topics only need involve the handful of people concerned, opinions are more widely formed and criticism often delivered.
That said, my marriage is something I treasure; the vows taken, spoken with complete sincerity. Many a skeptic may doubt my ability to remain faithful to my wife, following our recent marriage, but I know I have the ability to surpass these doubts and surprise even myself!
My beloved wife has therefore requested that I make this post, here on the IGS, announcing that hence forth my clones will be subject to sterilization, thus ending my ability to father any more children. I have already fathered five children, none of which I have any interaction with, owing to the manner in which I've previously behaved.
Further, I have also been requested to adorn a chastity device, that only my wife will be able to unlock. I do this whole-heartedly, in the spirit of making a fresh new start with my beautiful wife.
That is all, Tigerfish.
So it has come to castrating the creep to cease his depraved mass procreation?
Heaven help his idiot wife. |
Kalo Askold
Cult of the Lash
0
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Posted - 2015.01.21 15:45:14 -
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Ava Starfire wrote:Ball gags are great, until the drooling starts. Then, well, they're juuust a bit less sexy.
Sure about that? |
Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
4439
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Posted - 2015.01.21 16:39:22 -
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Ariane Evault wrote:Quote:threat of violence? I don't have any idea why violence has any relation to marriage. But maybe that's a Caldari thing. After all, Caldari society is mainly fascist.
Violence is a natural consequence of betrayal or, at least, it really ought to be - whatever your politics. As to whether it's a particularly Caldari thing, I'm not at all sure. Sebiestor women are more vengeful, in my experience.
Civire women demand respect.
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..."
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Ava Starfire
Tuonelan Virta
1628
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Posted - 2015.01.21 16:41:08 -
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Kalo Askold wrote:Ava Starfire wrote:Ball gags are great, until the drooling starts. Then, well, they're juuust a bit less sexy.
Sure about that?
Yes. Very.
"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception."
-Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
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Ria Nieyli
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
31169
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Posted - 2015.01.21 16:45:56 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Thea Isotalo wrote:So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?
I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.
It's a theory.
I found that Kim was quite active in Black Rise, which made it implausible that she even had time to pop out five little ankle-snappers. Besides, being a mother would take away from Killing all Gallenteans. I believe your theory is bunk. He has five children he has "no interactions with," thus more than likely not with his wife... And with all that activity, she wouldn't be spending much time with him, the theory isn't bunked yet. Him not spending time with the kids doesn't mean she isn't spending time with the kids. Moreover, unless she opted for five tube babies at once (goshdang wasteful), I really can't imagine someone as scrawny as Kim crapping out quintuplets. Nor do I expect her to spend what? More than 9 months to produce that many kids when she could be spending that time harassing Gallenteans.
You seem to have rather intimate knowledge of Kim's physique. Want to tell us something? |
Kalo Askold
Cult of the Lash
0
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Posted - 2015.01.21 17:45:13 -
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Ava Starfire wrote:Kalo Askold wrote:Ava Starfire wrote:Ball gags are great, until the drooling starts. Then, well, they're juuust a bit less sexy.
Sure about that? Yes. Very.
Just checking.
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Ariane Evault
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.01.22 09:26:16 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Ariane Evault wrote:Quote:threat of violence? I don't have any idea why violence has any relation to marriage. But maybe that's a Caldari thing. After all, Caldari society is mainly fascist. Violence is a natural consequence of betrayal or, at least, it really ought to be - whatever your politics. As to whether it's a particularly Caldari thing, I'm not at all sure. Sebiestor women are more vengeful, in my experience. Civire women demand respect.
Ok, that's a perfectly reasonable context for violence relating to marriage. Retribution after a betrayal.
However, from the outside it is often difficult to ascertain who betrayed who, and I would be careful to take sides in such delicate matters, or I will become an unwitting weapon in a fight I do not understand.
In cases of domestic collapse, careful scrutiny of the facts might reveal something else than what is apparent at a mere glance or from incomplete sources. Seldom is one part without blame, and the terms of the relationship may be understood differently by the two parties.
Be especially wary of martyrial behaviour, where self-blame becomes an ego-centric way for one part to block uncomfortable truths about his or her significant other. It is just as un-true as the opposite behaviour, the demonization of your once trusted partner, although perhaps rarer. Some people paint themselves in light colors, others in dark. I think the OP might suffer from this sort of ego-mania. I mean, there's no analysis about what his ex-es did or said or promised in his post. Don't their opinions matter?
So, OP, make sure both you and your new wife understand and agree on the terms of the contract before you sign up. If you don't agree, perhaps a less committal relationship than a for-life-marriage is preferable in the future. As you didn't betray her yet, could a re-negotiation be reasonable, before you do? In any case, the terms of your relationship should be up to you, not to public opinion.
Civire, Sebiestors, Gallente - we are different. That is good. In my experience, Gallente society is based more on temporary contracts than for-life-commitments. After all we are not born into a corporation we are expected to serve for our entire life. Here it is more about individual choice.
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
297
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Posted - 2015.01.22 09:44:10 -
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Ria Nieyli wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Thea Isotalo wrote:So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?
I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.
It's a theory.
I found that Kim was quite active in Black Rise, which made it implausible that she even had time to pop out five little ankle-snappers. Besides, being a mother would take away from Killing all Gallenteans. I believe your theory is bunk. He has five children he has "no interactions with," thus more than likely not with his wife... And with all that activity, she wouldn't be spending much time with him, the theory isn't bunked yet. Him not spending time with the kids doesn't mean she isn't spending time with the kids. Moreover, unless she opted for five tube babies at once (goshdang wasteful), I really can't imagine someone as scrawny as Kim crapping out quintuplets. Nor do I expect her to spend what? More than 9 months to produce that many kids when she could be spending that time harassing Gallenteans. You seem to have rather intimate knowledge of Kim's physique. Want to tell us something?
I observed her spending her time not posting here shooting at the lot of us. However, I did interact with her in non-violent situatins and learnt of the following:
1. She really hates Gallenteans 2. She either can't or doesn't want to have children 3. For some reason or another she reacts rather amusingly whenever the topic of intercourse is brought up. 4. She's a terrible drunk. 5. She keeps putting her hands on things she has no business touching. For example, the fluid router's black box component. 6. She's an awful assistant. 7. She is a collector of rubber missiles and Thorax models.
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Eran Mintor
Furtherance.
769
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Posted - 2015.01.22 11:11:59 -
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Not sure why you all still talk about Kim?
-Eran |
Kalaratiri
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
456
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Posted - 2015.01.22 17:51:37 -
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This thread has been a train wreck from start to finish.
She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon
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Steffanie Saissore
Stormcrows
439
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Posted - 2015.01.22 18:26:02 -
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I can't believe I am about to say this....
Yet another reason why the Federation must be destroyed....
Steffanie Saissore,
Knight
Stormcrows
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1560
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Posted - 2015.01.22 18:38:54 -
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Tigerfish Torpedo wrote:My fellow capsuleers,
For the longest time imaginable, many have stood in judgement over my former antics - especially where women are concerned. Despite the fact that such topics only need involve the handful of people concerned, opinions are more widely formed and criticism often delivered.
That said, my marriage is something I treasure; the vows taken, spoken with complete sincerity. Many a skeptic may doubt my ability to remain faithful to my wife, following our recent marriage, but I know I have the ability to surpass these doubts and surprise even myself!
My beloved wife has therefore requested that I make this post, here on the IGS, announcing that hence forth my clones will be subject to sterilization, thus ending my ability to father any more children. I have already fathered five children, none of which I have any interaction with, owing to the manner in which I've previously behaved.
Further, I have also been requested to adorn a chastity device, that only my wife will be able to unlock. I do this whole-heartedly, in the spirit of making a fresh new start with my beautiful wife.
That is all, Tigerfish. The marriage, Mr. Tigerfish, is a social institute allowing procreation and upbringing of children. As your procreation phase has been successfully finished (with 5 children), now you should fulfill second part as well.
However I don't understand all these chastity devices and sterilization. Can't you just stop procreating without this? I mean... not doing is EASIER than doing, right?.. Especially when doing this means participating in rather disgusting, filthy and painful medical procedure between two human persons. |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
1861
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Posted - 2015.01.22 20:22:22 -
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Diana Kim wrote: The marriage, Mr. Tigerfish, is a social institute allowing procreation and upbringing of children. As your procreation phase has been successfully finished (with 5 children), now you should fulfill second part as well.
However I don't understand all these chastity devices and sterilization. Can't you just stop procreating without this? I mean... not doing is EASIER than doing, right?.. Especially when doing this means participating in rather disgusting, filthy and painful medical procedure between two human persons.
Ok, this last bit really explains why Kim's such a...well, why she's Kim. Let's just say that she has a lot of repressed feelings many of which could be resolved with intensive therapy and a proper weekend of "romance".
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
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Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
4443
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Posted - 2015.01.22 21:56:29 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:Diana Kim wrote: The marriage, Mr. Tigerfish, is a social institute allowing procreation and upbringing of children. As your procreation phase has been successfully finished (with 5 children), now you should fulfill second part as well.
However I don't understand all these chastity devices and sterilization. Can't you just stop procreating without this? I mean... not doing is EASIER than doing, right?.. Especially when doing this means participating in rather disgusting, filthy and painful medical procedure between two human persons.
Ok, this last bit really explains why Kim's such a...well, why she's Kim. Let's just say that she has a lot of repressed feelings many of which could be resolved with intensive therapy and a proper weekend of "romance".
Are you volunteering?
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..."
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Anabella Rella
Gradient
1862
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Posted - 2015.01.23 19:20:44 -
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Oh, hell no Tuulinen! I prefer my partners a) male and b) sane.
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
719
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Posted - 2015.01.23 19:39:49 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:I prefer my partners a) male and b) sane.
Aha, a fellow exotic animals hunter !
Doctor Valerie Valate, archaeologist. Not the other Doctor Valerie Valate.
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Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
34778
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Posted - 2015.01.24 02:54:59 -
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Valerie Valate wrote:Anabella Rella wrote:I prefer my partners a) male and b) sane. Aha, a fellow exotic animals hunter ! I too once hunted exotic animals.
Then I took a Brutor to the heart.
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
Part-Time Wormhole Pirate pâä Full-Time Supermodel
The Endgame | Wormhole Diaries
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
298
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Posted - 2015.01.24 03:45:09 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Valerie Valate wrote:Anabella Rella wrote:I prefer my partners a) male and b) sane. Aha, a fellow exotic animals hunter ! I too once hunted exotic animals. Then I took a Brutor to the heart.
Brutors aren't exotic animals?
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Ned Thomas
Hellbound Turkeys Alliance of Abandoned Cybernetic Rejects
677
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Posted - 2015.01.24 03:51:13 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:Valerie Valate wrote:Anabella Rella wrote:I prefer my partners a) male and b) sane. Aha, a fellow exotic animals hunter ! I too once hunted exotic animals. Then I took a Brutor to the heart. Brutors aren't exotic animals?
No, I wouldn't call them exotic.
Vote Sabriz!
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Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
34779
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Posted - 2015.01.24 03:54:57 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:I too once hunted exotic animals.
Then I took a Brutor to the heart.
Brutors aren't exotic animals? I meant there's no need to hunt anymore once you've caught the king of the jungle.
Though to be honest, he caught me. Just at the right time too. Hero of my heart.
And I think that's all I want to say in this thread.
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
Part-Time Wormhole Pirate pâä Full-Time Supermodel
The Endgame | Wormhole Diaries
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Tabor Murn
Kaitaua Whamere
61
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Posted - 2015.01.24 04:44:15 -
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I can be all kinds of exotic, baby. |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
299
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Posted - 2015.01.24 04:48:27 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:I too once hunted exotic animals.
Then I took a Brutor to the heart.
Brutors aren't exotic animals? I meant there's no need to hunt anymore once you've caught the king of the jungle. Though to be honest, he caught me. Just at the right time too. Hero of my heart. And I think that's all I want to say in this thread.
I didn't catch a Brutor in the heart, you did.
Last time I had close contact with a Brutor I had stiletto heels puncturing my lung.
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Tabor Murn
Kaitaua Whamere
62
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Posted - 2015.01.24 05:05:24 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:
I didn't catch a Brutor in the heart, you did.
Last time I had close contact with a Brutor I had stiletto heels puncturing my lung.
Learn to dance, noob. |
Eran Mintor
Furtherance.
771
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Posted - 2015.01.24 11:11:56 -
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Tabor Murn wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:
I didn't catch a Brutor in the heart, you did.
Last time I had close contact with a Brutor I had stiletto heels puncturing my lung.
Learn to dance, noob.
You wear stilettos?
-Eran |
Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
4447
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Posted - 2015.01.24 15:02:20 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:
Then I took a Brutor to the heart.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a Sebiestor to the knee.
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..."
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Ava Starfire
Tuonelan Virta
1635
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Posted - 2015.01.24 17:04:14 -
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Eran Mintor wrote:Tabor Murn wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:
I didn't catch a Brutor in the heart, you did.
Last time I had close contact with a Brutor I had stiletto heels puncturing my lung.
Learn to dance, noob. You wear stilettos? -Eran
Only when I ask him to.
"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception."
-Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
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Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security
4449
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Posted - 2015.01.25 10:16:57 -
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Ava Starfire wrote:Eran Mintor wrote:Tabor Murn wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:
I didn't catch a Brutor in the heart, you did.
Last time I had close contact with a Brutor I had stiletto heels puncturing my lung.
Learn to dance, noob. You wear stilettos? -Eran Only when I ask him to.
Let's be honest, a man that size who can move well in heels is going to be very agile.
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..."
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
301
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Posted - 2015.01.26 01:28:40 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Ava Starfire wrote:Eran Mintor wrote:Tabor Murn wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:
I didn't catch a Brutor in the heart, you did.
Last time I had close contact with a Brutor I had stiletto heels puncturing my lung.
Learn to dance, noob. You wear stilettos? -Eran Only when I ask him to. Let's be honest, a man that size who can move well in heels is going to be very agile.
Having being manhandled by a Brutor during CQC training back in my RMS days has taught me that despite their bulk, the Brutor are, in fact, very agile, and us Sebiestor, despite being lean (some may say scrawny), are actually pretty clumsy until we got basic training beaten into our bones (and we still have to put in more effort to keep up and avoid being tossed across the field by boyishly enthusiastic Brutor servicemen).
And no, the Brutor who accidentally impaled my lungs with stiletto heels was a woman. I can still feel the pain despite being in a different body than the one that received that injury oh so long ago. I also tend to veer off the course of any approaching Brutor women since.
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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