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Brutus King
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Posted - 2006.10.04 19:13:00 -
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Dear Sir
I need a ****. I mean I REALLY need a ****. You Amarr ****s are so far up my ass that I feel like I ate 50 lbs of liver two days ago and the putrid, stinking half-digested sludge that remains is just impacted on my intestines and kept in there with a 1" diameter piece of corrugated cardboard. Imagine a big, brown, ****ty party popper and you are some way to understanding the built up pure ******* high-pressure filth bung you right-wing, quasi-religeous, slave-slapping pukes really are. If I stuck a toilet brush past the weeping, crinkled, bloodstained rubber band that is my sphyncter and rammed it in and out until my butt cheeks hung ragged about my calves there would still be one of you ****s in there telling me to clean the ******* kitchen.
Well I've had enough. I'm going to take your four-finger-******* ***** of a wife into your tacky 1960s repro bedroom, *****her and kill her.
Then I'm going to do the same to you.
Yours faithfully
Brutus King |
Gorbringer
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Posted - 2006.10.04 19:24:00 -
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I say old chap, they often say it's best to just kill ur Amarr master first, then steal his wife, don't they?
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Murukan
Minmatar The Priory
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Posted - 2006.10.04 19:26:00 -
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Originally by: Gorbringer I say old chap, they often say it's best to just kill ur Amarr master first, then steal his wife, don't they?
shoot them both up and then **** the holes!
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Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2006.10.04 19:27:00 -
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Outbursts like that merely serve to demonstrate why Brutors need to be trained in the ways of civilisation.
What's a 1960's repro bedroom anyway?
Dulce et decorum est, pro imperator mori |
Gorbringer
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Posted - 2006.10.04 19:30:00 -
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Everyone knows amarr are into 1960's reproduction furniture!
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Kailea Shandrasekkar
Caldari Tsurokigaarai Kimotoro Directive
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Posted - 2006.10.04 19:41:00 -
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Originally by: Gorbringer Everyone knows amarr are into 1960's reproduction furniture!
You mean... the year? Are you sure you didn't wanted to mention 19600? It was near the dawn of the Ammar Empire.
Haak-kin k'len. |
Brutus King
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Posted - 2006.10.04 19:45:00 -
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No.
Before that.
At least you have not forgotten the party popper.
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2006.10.04 20:39:00 -
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Frentix: It's not just for Gallente anymore. _
The Billionaire Buccaneer (A Blog for the Bored) |
Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Kimotoro Directive
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Posted - 2006.10.04 20:53:00 -
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...wow.
I think the Republic might want to rethink its pilot screening process.
Originally by: kieron The Carrier was never intended to be a solo OMGWTF mission-farming PWNmobile.
Originally by: Oveur last 30 days had 2358 accounts banned.
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Cipher7
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2006.10.04 21:10:00 -
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Originally by: Brutus King Dear Sir
I need a ****. I mean I REALLY need a ****. You Amarr ****s are so far up my ass that I feel like I ate 50 lbs of liver two days ago and the putrid, stinking half-digested sludge that remains is just impacted on my intestines and kept in there with a 1" diameter piece of corrugated cardboard. Imagine a big, brown, ****ty party popper and you are some way to understanding the built up pure ******* high-pressure filth bung you right-wing, quasi-religeous, slave-slapping pukes really are. If I stuck a toilet brush past the weeping, crinkled, bloodstained rubber band that is my sphyncter and rammed it in and out until my butt cheeks hung ragged about my calves there would still be one of you ****s in there telling me to clean the ******* kitchen.
Well I've had enough. I'm going to take your four-finger-******* ***** of a wife into your tacky 1960s repro bedroom, *****her and kill her.
Then I'm going to do the same to you.
Yours faithfully
Brutus King
That was just plain hysterical
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Karass Sayfo
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.10.04 21:33:00 -
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The Communications Relay Committee has intercepted illicit usage of FTL lines while under booster effects. The communiquT has been cleaned and locked. If any questions arises, please do not hesitate to contact our office in Yulai, at [email protected]
Kinda regards, Karass Sayfo, Ensign _______
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