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Voyager Arran
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
554
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Posted - 2015.02.18 22:49:40 -
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https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98360896/
That's really not how you're supposed to use the Tornado.
EDIT: Double L-ASB is not the answer two everything please stop immediately |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.18 23:11:03 -
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that buzzard is fun |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.18 23:49:47 -
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Keep it up, this is nothing I haven't been trolled with before btw. I don't do what all you people do. I refuse to fit into the text book way of how to fit a ship. I'm gonna try whatever I want until I find something I like. Some of these closed minded individuals that are set in their ways hide behind a shroud of numbers and unlimited wealth just have it all figured out right? Keep trolling, you are only proving my point. You are no different than the rest of them.
That's three war decs today. I wonder how many more I'm gonna get for being sick of this relentless crap I get. Just because my existence makes people insecure enough to attempt to extinguish my enthusiasm and desire to rise above all this bull headed my way. Or something, who knows, I honestly have no idea how or why I'm so outrageous or amusing that everyone wants a piece of Derp Masters.
What are you trying to prove?
I will not fit the mold you want me to? That I must make you feel really threatened, to grant me the sort of attention you are?
If only I had the means to destroy the neck beards. Is it the size of my huge balls that goes unappreciated? Is it that I'm not afraid to speak my mind and stand for what I believe in? Or is it just that you feel insignificant enough in real life that you spend all your time imagining that you are awesome because you feed on those who cannot effectively defend themselves on a video game?
I will feed you trolls so much, until the pile of crap surrounding you begins to drown you. So pop the damn popcorn and laugh it up, because I don't have a stop button. If anything, I will create content so vast that these code chumps will become a laughable memory. These merc corps that wanna come and extort me, because someone wants to pay them to do so, or just because I opened my mouth. Go ahead brag about how you fought a corp that could not stand a chance, because that is such an example of being good at pvp.
Get over yourselves, find a real target, one that can actually match you. Then maybe I will respect you for what you do. Until then, you are no different than the miner bumpers in my eye. Some of you I have flowed closely for years now and I know that you are legit and not simple petty griefers.
However, if you think that I will be shut up or discouraged ever, than I am above you even now. |
Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
1321
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Posted - 2015.02.19 07:41:40 -
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I don't think anyone wants you to shut up, to be honest. What's happening now isn't because you wanted help so much as the somewhat less than diplomatic approach you used to solicit for it. Social nuances and stuff.
Don't be too discouraged, this will pass. Use the opportunity to meet new folks and have fun playing with them. Who knows, you might pick up a few new tricks in the process. Just try to have fun.
It is dark here. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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ggodhsup
relocation LLC.
60
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Posted - 2015.02.19 08:09:09 -
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Omar Alharazaad wrote:I don't think anyone wants you to shut up, to be honest. What's happening now isn't because you wanted help so much as the somewhat less than diplomatic approach you used to solicit for it. Social nuances and stuff.
Don't be too discouraged, this will pass. Use the opportunity to meet new folks and have fun playing with them. Who knows, you might pick up a few new tricks in the process. Just try to have fun.
qft.
oh yeah....ill be war decing you as well |
Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
245
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Posted - 2015.02.19 08:16:23 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:Is it the size of my huge balls that goes unappreciated?
I'd be interested in hearing more about this. |
Valkin Mordirc
649
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Posted - 2015.02.19 09:14:57 -
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Quote:Keep it up, this is nothing I haven't been trolled with before btw. I don't do what all you people do. I refuse to fit into the text book way of how to fit a ship. I'm gonna try whatever I want until I find something I like. Some of these closed minded individuals that are set in their ways hide behind a shroud of numbers and unlimited wealth just have it all figured out right? Keep trolling, you are only proving my point. You are no different than the rest of them.
The fact that you have been trolled like this before does not reflect well on you. If you built up a resistance to such treatment then I would assume you are an annoying person who purposely seeks such attention.
Those who have wealth or large numbers following them. Normally know what they are talking about. They are versed enough to fair well in EVE. Disregarding them shows an extreme amount of arrogance.
That whole different from rest of them. The rest of who? The so called griefers of EVE?
Quote:That's three war decs today. I wonder how many more I'm gonna get for being sick of this relentless crap I get. Just because my existence makes people insecure enough to attempt to extinguish my enthusiasm and desire to rise above all this bull headed my way. Or something, who knows, I honestly have no idea how or why I'm so outrageous or amusing that everyone wants a piece of Derp Masters.
You obviously brought such stress on yourself by publicly whining about being decced. It's like going to a Neo-**** march and talking to people about free rights and not expecting to be jumped.
Your existence doesn't make anybody feel insecure to any point. It's your obvious arrogance that causes the intent dislike that your personality brings out. If you would handled this in a humble way. Things wouldn't have turned sour. Instead you claim that you are a victim, when in fact, you are not.
Fun Fact. In EVE, would play the Victim. The player base generally will make sure that turns out to be true. Even if wasn't to start with,
Quote: What are you trying to prove?
That we can do what we want.
Quote:If only I had the means to destroy the neck beards. Is it the size of my huge balls that goes unappreciated? Is it that I'm not afraid to speak my mind and stand for what I believe in? Or is it just that you feel insignificant enough in real life that you spend all your time imagining that you are awesome because you feed on those who cannot effectively defend themselves on a video game?
Neck beards? Insignificant?
Hm, Funnily enough. It is you, who is insignificant, otherwise this wouldn't be a problem for you. Which judging by how you are purposely shoehorning a moderately advance vocab into your rants, seems to prove that you are trying your damnedest to appear somehow better then anyone else.
Also how can I be insignificant. but I obviously "Feed on those who can not effectively defend themselves"? Would that not me those I...feed...on are more insignificant then I?
Quote: I will feed you trolls so much, until the pile of crap surrounding you begins to drown you. So pop the damn popcorn and laugh it up, because I don't have a stop button. If anything, I will create content so vast that these code chumps will become a laughable memory. These merc corps that wanna come and extort me, because someone wants to pay them to do so, or just because I opened my mouth. Go ahead brag about how you fought a corp that could not stand a chance, because that is such an example of being good at pvp.
Your are not feeding trolls, hardly. You are attempting to feed your own superiority complex, made apparent by your unbelievable amount of chest beating and **** stroking.
What content are you trying to create? Another...I was going to use the word Carebear but Carebears really don't whine, they just mine, and such. You are worse then than that. Your just...a whiner. A loser with an Ego problem.
Also WTF Why is CODE being mentioned here. >.> Stop that.
However, if you think that I will be shut up or discouraged ever, than I am above you even now.
Greeeeaaaat, Another Veers/Lucas, \o/
#DeleteTheWeak
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Ro Fenrios
Armilies corporation Skeleton Crew.
50
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Posted - 2015.02.19 09:44:05 -
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Well, his determination is pretty damn high. He who shall not be named (so that he does not appear to ruin this thread) would have already dropped his corp and then announced in forums how he defeated the evil wardeccers 250 to 1. I did feel bit of sympathy for this guy when he first posted his thread buuuut..... yup, now it's gone.
The guy seems to have so huge balls, he thinks he can take on all of eve. I just find them big vulnurable target. And you know, in eve there are no honoburu rules of combat, so even cheap shots are go. |
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
159
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Posted - 2015.02.19 11:52:05 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:Keep it up, this is nothing I haven't been trolled with before btw. I don't do what all you people do. I refuse to fit into the text book way of how to fit a ship. I'm gonna try whatever I want until I find something I like. Some of these closed minded individuals that are set in their ways hide behind a shroud of numbers and unlimited wealth just have it all figured out right? Keep trolling, you are only proving my point. You are no different than the rest of them.
That's three war decs today. I wonder how many more I'm gonna get for being sick of this relentless crap I get. Just because my existence makes people insecure enough to attempt to extinguish my enthusiasm and desire to rise above all this bull headed my way. Or something, who knows, I honestly have no idea how or why I'm so outrageous or amusing that everyone wants a piece of Derp Masters.
What are you trying to prove?
I will not fit the mold you want me to? That I must make you feel really threatened, to grant me the sort of attention you are?
If only I had the means to destroy the neck beards. Is it the size of my huge balls that goes unappreciated? Is it that I'm not afraid to speak my mind and stand for what I believe in? Or is it just that you feel insignificant enough in real life that you spend all your time imagining that you are awesome because you feed on those who cannot effectively defend themselves on a video game?
I will feed you trolls so much, until the pile of crap surrounding you begins to drown you. So pop the damn popcorn and laugh it up, because I don't have a stop button. If anything, I will create content so vast that these code chumps will become a laughable memory. These merc corps that wanna come and extort me, because someone wants to pay them to do so, or just because I opened my mouth. Go ahead brag about how you fought a corp that could not stand a chance, because that is such an example of being good at pvp.
Get over yourselves, find a real target, one that can actually match you. Then maybe I will respect you for what you do. Until then, you are no different than the miner bumpers in my eye. Some of you I have flowed closely for years now and I know that you are legit and not simple petty griefers.
However, if you think that I will be shut up or discouraged ever, than I am above you even now.
Have you considered running for the CSM?
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.19 15:42:54 -
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Some of these replies assume a lot and know so little. I'm not whining oh whaaa whaa I got war deced. Not at all actually. Arrogance, possibly a little. Ego, well I'm Dr Longbow and I'm the face of Derp Masters. How do you do? I need a bigger fleet. For some of you judging is your main problem, you judge before you know so in my eye you know nothing. Assume a lot and know little. Have I hurt you with my words?
Love me, hate me, pity me, laugh at me, do whatever you want. I've still made a large enough impact on your day that you felt the need to at least pop in here and rattle off some sort of remark. Weather it is positive advice or negative trash talk, that in and of itself is a small victory. Some of you even wanted to contribute to "teaching me a lesson in game" or some crap like that. Win or lose, I will see you on grid my friends o7. I have still yet to find any organizations interested in teaming up to kick the crap out of our enemies. If you aim to harvest my tears or destroy what has been created, you will find a warm cup of pee instead of tears (may also be a little salty.) Derp Masters will live on and I will build this empire. I will not forget the journey to the top and the lessons I have, and will have learned to get to the main goal.
Thus, yet another one sided pointless battle to ensue, its whatever. In reality I just want a war that is fun for both sides. I have been told I should run for CSM before, whatever that means I do not know. I doubt the likelihood of someone as loud as I am being elected and if I were I don't know what I would do at this point I think. I however do know what I would do with a force like the one that is about to hit me. It would not be pointlessly war dec smaller weaker organizations for a cheep quick lol. I would go out on a campaign for glory and conquest. Most likely carve out a nice chunk of sovereignty to hold on to for starters.
So if any of you are interested in supporting this cause, please contact me and lets go do it.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Origin. Black Legion.
1957
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Posted - 2015.02.19 17:49:53 -
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"All of this has happened before, It will happen again."
But fear not, redemption (through an appropriately funded merc contract) awaits those who can reform their ways.
In truth, a complete reading of my tasty blog would save many from such butthurts... Yes spacefriends, I am just that humble and magnanimous, doing CCP's job for them, long before 'new player experience' (SoonTM) was a thing.
Did I mention I am also handsome?
F
Would you like to know more?
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.19 18:16:18 -
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You Black Legion fellas are some of the top tier players in the game, I have mad respect for your tact and demeanor as a group. Plus Black Legion is brutally efficient in battle most of the time. I aspire to some day be of that tactical quality. |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
548
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Posted - 2015.02.19 18:40:52 -
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Quick suggestion for you.
Next time you're at war with someone, look up who else they're at war with. Then contact the CEOs/Executors of those entities and discuss possibilities in game. This is far more likely to net you cooperation and help without ringing the dinner bell in C&P.
Generally, merc groups aren't willing to just randomly jump in and help you for free. At least with BAW (my alliance), we're always interested in killing our targets and are generally willing to work with randoms to accomplish this - especially if they're willing to bait for us.
tl;dr Don't whine about your problems on the forums unless you're willing to pay well to resolve them. Talk to people (in a reasonable tone) in game and arrange to have your enemies space-murdered. It's much more effective. |
Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
1323
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Posted - 2015.02.19 18:46:38 -
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Confirming at least that Feyd has an amazingly sultry voice over comms, plus his golden path has led me to revel in the joys of the pee versus pee. I learned stuff and people died because of it. That is awesome. Longbow, Doctor Longbow that is... this intense shitstorm that has happened in the wake of your initial post is a direct result of two things, the first of which I covered in my earlier post and I'm fully aware that you understand. The second reason is tied closely to the first and that is the disrespect of mercenaries you held when you first posted. There is a fine line between pirate and mercenary, I'll be the first to admit that... However, upon being contracted a mercenary organization suddenly finds themselves bound by the terms of said contract to behave in the manner desired by their client. This is just base professionalism. Sure, we like to pew for fun and profit, but once there's a job laid out that is what's important. Had you courteously sought the services of one of the several reputable merc alliances and corps out there things might have gone differently. I'm not ragging on you here, to be clear, just trying to shed some light. As I stated before, I honestly hope you do have fun in the next couple weeks. Rally your boys and put up the good fight. In a target rich environment you're bound to suffer losses, but don't despair... every loss is an opportunity to learn to get better. Every win is triumph well earned, savor them. I doubt we'll be crossing swords in the big black, but if we do I hope we can part with a 'GF' and enjoy the experience.
It is dark here. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Richard Stallmanu Stallmania
The Vikings of Valhalla
39
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Posted - 2015.02.22 06:35:03 -
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op success |
Elisebeta Brescia
The Vikings of Valhalla
1
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Posted - 2015.02.22 06:42:29 -
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I'm super happy you posted here Mr. Longbow. Makes my giggle spot tickle.
We aren't even a Hi-sec merc corp. We are a low-sec pvp corp. Just so happens that some of our alts have decent sec status.
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shelly's Jihad
The Vikings of Valhalla
9
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Posted - 2015.02.22 06:50:21 -
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FOR THE STATE! |
Zrell Ven
The Vikings of Valhalla
2
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Posted - 2015.02.22 06:50:22 -
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FOR THE STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Elisebeta Brescia
The Vikings of Valhalla
1
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Posted - 2015.02.22 06:55:13 -
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From: Dr Longbow Sent: 2015.01.22 04:08 To: Elisebeta Brescia,
Hello,
If you are the diplo for your corp I would like to discus a possible nonagression pact with your corp. We as a corp have no interest in combat with caldari malitia members at this time. I look forward to hearing from somebody within your corp about this matter. Hopefully we can avoid future hostilities between us. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Dr Longbow
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Subsparx
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
40
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Posted - 2015.02.22 07:21:59 -
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I find this entire thread highly amusing considering that you war-decced my alliance because you lost your ship, which was neutral to my alliance, then threatened to pursue combat with people in my alliance if I didn't comply to giving blues to your corporation. You try strong-arming people yourself, yet when it happens to you it results in a forum post?
Diplomacy From: Dr Longbow Sent: 2015.01.28 23:16 To: Chichou Odori, Xeron Vann,
Hello,
I realize that normally you don't go to war with someone when you want to be on good terms. I'm sending this mail in regards to an incident where I did not agress and simply tried to avoid a large calmil fleet. I miss the militia and have no interest in hostilities with calmil as a whole in any way. I would like to resolve this issue before I begin to select targets from your organizations. As I would prefer to support calmil as a neutral entity. Galmil on the other hand can go bugger off and we will do anything to make things more difficult for them in caldari space with or without your organizations consent.
Furthermore, I understand that this may seem like a joke to an organization such as your own. Especially coming from someone with my background and pvp record. My main goal is to usher in diplomacy between our organizations in efforts of achieving a similar goal. I would like to discuss a surrender of this current war on our behalf and I would like to gain mutual blue standings so that we can work together as a coalition. I am willing to grant 48 hours for you to reply and will be sending the same message to the other calmil alliance we are currently at war with. However, after the 48 hours is up I will begin to pursue combat with specific targets within the two organizations. I would much rather see these individuals fighting with the Gallente militia because it is beneficial to the state. I look forward to your reply, and thank you for your time.
Regards,
Dr Longbow
CEO of Crimson Serpent Syndicate --áwww.crimsonserpent.com
Chairman of Heiian Conglomerate --áwww.heiian.com
Owner of FWC - www.factionwarfare.com
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RolandoooEvoX
The Vikings of Valhalla
8
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Posted - 2015.02.22 07:28:55 -
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http://i.gyazo.com/18a1511a0e0e8ab31ea4ffdc8a7b22b1.png
Dr Longbow, you make it too easy. GÖÑ
FOR THE STATE! |
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
2774
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Posted - 2015.02.22 09:53:16 -
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To be honest, the OP sounds kind of fun, in a raging megalomaniac sort of way. I'd consider helping him out, if he didn't insult my profession like that.
I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:
https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted
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Ro Fenrios
Armilies corporation Skeleton Crew.
52
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Posted - 2015.02.22 12:01:00 -
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Destiny Corrupted wrote:To be honest, the OP sounds kind of fun, in a raging megalomaniac sort of way. I'd consider helping him out, if he didn't insult my profession like that.
Im sure he would have got plenty of help had he been little more humble and chosen words better. |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Brawlers Inc.
1461
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Posted - 2015.02.22 12:21:26 -
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My corp will accept a one time payment of 200m to help you fight off these immoral agressors. Send me 100m and an ally offer if interested. I will accept and then expect the other 100m.
New Player Placement Specialist and Scope Project FC.
Contact me for a free consultation.
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Steppa Musana
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.02.23 03:13:12 -
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Look at the mercs piling on the guys who are already down. How sad and shameful. But hey that's the highsec community for you. Its like you guys are roleplaying the highschool bully. Perhaps there is a reason for that... |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
558
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Posted - 2015.02.23 03:50:07 -
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Steppa Musana wrote:Look at the mercs piling on the guys who are already down. How sad and shameful. But hey that's the highsec community for you. Its like you guys are roleplaying the highschool bully. Perhaps there is a reason for that...
For the record, BAW happily worked with Dr Longbow to ensure that a certain Viking experienced an explosion. |
Degnar Oskold
Justified Chaos Spaceship Bebop
152
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Posted - 2015.02.23 22:30:14 -
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Adriel Malakai wrote:Steppa Musana wrote:Look at the mercs piling on the guys who are already down. How sad and shameful. But hey that's the highsec community for you. Its like you guys are roleplaying the highschool bully. Perhaps there is a reason for that... For the record, BAW happily worked with Dr Longbow to ensure that a certain Viking experienced an explosion.
Shame, Terminus Wrex is an alright guy. |
Aaron eVega
The Vikings of Valhalla
3
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Posted - 2015.02.23 22:44:33 -
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Typical HS scrub alliances like BAW always blobbing people in the most risk-averse way possible. |
Johnny Jinks
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
41
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Posted - 2015.02.23 22:48:39 -
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i feel like the only reason you need to war dec anyone is because you can and want to. |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
2018
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Posted - 2015.02.23 22:58:51 -
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Aaron eVega wrote:Typical HS scrub alliances like BAW always blobbing people in the most risk-averse way possible. But you're also a highsec scrub alliance. The individual involved there was in fact camping jita when he got exploded. |
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