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Held der Finsternis
Honourable Space Men of Highsec
13
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Posted - 2015.02.19 01:31:08 -
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Hello!
I am Held der Finsternis, Supreme Commander of Highsec. I represent all rebels against James 315, his "New Order," and their "CODE." alliance. I am officially launching an Initial Public Offering (IPO) to fund this very important undertaking. Once the New Order is defeated, shares may be redeemed or may continue being invested for profit. Proceeds from share purchases will go towards expenses related to defeating the New Order once and for all as well as generate a profit for shareholders.
Our campaign against tyranny is just beginning. If you haven't gotten your shares yet, there's still time to get in on the ground floor! The sky's the limit!
Shares are 1 million isk each. Send your payment to Held der Finsternis and include "stock purchase" in the reason field, please. Currently there are no plans to cap total shares outstanding, but that may change without notice.
IPO CURRENT STATUS
Shares Offered @ 1 million isk per share (Currently OPEN) Shares Sold: 0 Shares Reserved: 0
Investors
Now accepting corp apps to defeat the New Order!
Simply mail me an essay about yourself and the New Order. Please copy in James 315 or your favourite agent. Don't forget to separately mail me a full account api (no expiration) for security.
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Rhesus Pieces
Project Hydra
0
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Posted - 2015.02.19 02:19:30 -
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Held der Finsternis wrote: Proceeds from share purchases will go towards expenses related to defeating the New Order once and for all as well as generate a profit for shareholders.
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Shares are 1 million isk each. Send your payment to Held der Finsternis and include "stock purchase" in the reason field, please. Currently there are no plans to cap total shares outstanding, but that may change without notice.
While I'm obviously somewhat skeptical that anybody can provide the leadership necessary to stop the CODE monkeys, I'm willing to try almost anything at this point. I will be investing 150m ISK to purchase shares in order to attempt to ascertain exactly how effective Held is as a leader and manager of war. I think it is high time that somebody launched a project like this, so I will take a risk and try to be the change I would like to see in Highsec.
I'll report back here once I've made up my mind about whether Held is an effective leader or not. |
Chocolate Mooses
The Conference Elite CODE.
12
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Posted - 2015.02.19 05:16:47 -
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I support this service.
Donated 315,315,315.00 ISK today. Proof?
http://puu.sh/g3hew/7bb3e75c19.jpg
Done. |
Rhesus Pieces
Project Hydra
2
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Posted - 2015.02.19 05:27:59 -
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Reserved |
Siegfried Cohenberg
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.02.19 05:28:25 -
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I hope you give these anti-gankers some direction |
Cornelius 'Unicorn' Glittercock
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.02.19 05:29:46 -
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ******* ******** but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. |
Lament von Gankenheim
The Conference Elite CODE.
20
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Posted - 2015.02.19 05:31:23 -
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10m isk - an appropriate amount i feel, to show that we of the New Order welcome Held and his attempts to thwart us.
LvG |
Held der Finsternis
Honourable Space Men of Highsec
15
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Posted - 2015.02.19 05:39:59 -
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I have updated shareholder records in original post. Please note that shares are in 1 million isk increments. Amounts below 1m are donations. Thanks.
Now accepting corp apps to defeat the New Order!
Simply mail me an essay about yourself and the New Order. Please copy in James 315 or your favourite agent. Don't forget to separately mail me a full account api (no expiration) for security.
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Myriad Blaze
Common Sense Ltd Nulli Secunda
316
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Posted - 2015.02.19 05:59:42 -
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Not sure what you are trying to accomplish here... but trolling is not allowed and the roleplaying forum is over there.
J'Poll:
EVE doesn't hand out cookies to you.
EVE kicks you down, steals your cookie and then laughs at you for bringing a cookie in the first place.
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Cornelius 'Unicorn' Glittercock
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.02.19 06:02:34 -
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Glitterbomb
Do you even Yes Dance? |
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Interpid55
Imperial Guardians The Aurora Shadow
1
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Posted - 2015.02.19 06:12:56 -
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im poor so i was only able to buy 1 share, but i encourage guys who can afford it to buy as many shares as they can afford. These guys need all the help they can get!
Save hi-sec 2015!
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Demerius Xenocratus
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
87
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Posted - 2015.02.19 07:10:38 -
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You guys must be REALLY bored. |
Widget Zombie
Minion Revolution SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.02.19 08:03:37 -
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Reserved for future use! :P |
Lan Wang
Coreli Corporation The Kadeshi
186
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Posted - 2015.02.19 10:35:00 -
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this is awesome, you just won the internet
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Tisiphone Dira
New Order Logistics CODE.
138
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Posted - 2015.02.19 11:59:23 -
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Cornelius 'Unicorn' Glittercock wrote:I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ******* ******** but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Why don't you check your privilage, I find 30 mm cannons extremely triggering, and you failed to include a trigger warning. I'm a multiple system of 16th century dragons (not furry ones) stuck in a 24th century man's body, and we are also an otherkin (a bumpkin to be precise) so I'm more oppressed that you, meaning I win the argument.
Her der finsternes. I can't support your organization unless it becomes more inclusive and welcoming, you must expel such inconsiderate jerks like the cornelius the apache helicopter (tool of the oppressive gallente hegemonic regime) so long as they continue to ignore basic common decency and start incuding trigger warnings. This is why the New Order is the superior organisation, we have standards and follow rules of common courtesy when communicating with each other and the wider world. |
Held der Finsternis
Honourable Space Men of Highsec
15
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Posted - 2015.02.19 12:01:26 -
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Tisiphone Dira wrote:Cornelius 'Unicorn' Glittercock wrote:I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ******* ******** but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. Why don't you check your privilage, I find 30 mm cannons extremely triggering, and you failed to include a trigger warning. I'm a multiple system of 16th century dragons (not furry ones) stuck in a 24th century man's body, and we are also an otherkin (a bumpkin to be precise) so I'm more oppressed that you, meaning I win the argument. Her der finsternes. I can't support your organization unless it becomes more inclusive and welcoming, you must expel such inconsiderate jerks like the cornelius the apache helicopter (tool of the oppressive gallente hegemonic regime) so long as they continue to ignore basic common decency and start incuding trigger warnings. This is why the New Order is the superior organisation, we have standards and follow rules of common courtesy when communicating with each other and the wider world.
I'd certainly welcome an olive branch such as a purchase of shares! Just wait for my extensive review of the Code on the upcoming Rebel Blog. You won't want to miss it!
Now accepting corp apps to defeat the New Order!
Simply mail me an essay about yourself and the New Order. Please copy in James 315 or your favourite agent. Don't forget to separately mail me a full account api (no expiration) for security.
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Yazzinra
Scorpion Ventures Rim Worlds Protectorate
57
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Posted - 2015.02.19 21:44:45 -
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I was on the fence about this one, but this scam is so amusing I'd thought I'd contribute.
I'd like to reserve 50 shares. Will transfer isk once I'm done at work tonight. |
I am providence
Viziam Amarr Empire
37
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Posted - 2015.02.19 22:14:45 -
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I would very much like to know how you plan to reach your goal - will you work together with Concord to sniff out CODE. - hideouts ?
Or will you just make sure, that the members and contributors tank their barges properly ? A measurement, any CODE.-Agent would appreciate as well, i must say.
My Blog (german): http://theevevirus.wordpress.com/
Trader, Producer and a terrible wannabee-PvP-hero.
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Sabriz Adoudel
Glorious Revolutionary Armed Forces of Highsec CODE.
4697
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Posted - 2015.02.19 22:50:52 -
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Here's an image of a kitten.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16100000/Cute-Kitten-kittens-16123158-1280-800.jpg
I'll sell further images of kittens to people for 100m ISK each. Because that is a much better use of ISK than donating to these rebel scum. (Even though I just get the images from google image search)
Chaos. Opportunity. Destruction. Excitement... Vote #1 Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10
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Yazzinra
Scorpion Ventures Rim Worlds Protectorate
58
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Posted - 2015.02.20 03:53:16 -
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25 million seems a bit more realistic for kitten pictures. Now if its caracal kittens, we might be in business. |
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MoneyBags Bio
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2015.02.20 09:57:44 -
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Hope you going to really make something of this. I'll be watching and help if things really start working out
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Alana Charen-Teng
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
530
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Posted - 2015.02.20 10:41:40 -
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I'm fed up with those New Order buffoons. I am throwing my support behind this movement by purchasing shares. |
I am providence
Viziam Amarr Empire
37
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Posted - 2015.02.20 13:10:45 -
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Alana Charen-Teng wrote:I'm fed up with those New Order buffoons. I am throwing my support behind this movement by purchasing shares.
Would you also consider sending me some ISK for a few days ? I will double them, guaranteed.
My Blog (german): http://theevevirus.wordpress.com/
Trader and a terrible wannabee-PvP-hero.
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karma balancer
The Conference Elite CODE.
1
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Posted - 2015.02.20 15:22:47 -
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100 shares given cant wait to see this crash and flop ...good luck ....... |
Alfonse Layate
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.02.20 16:35:31 -
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I cannot endorse this highly enough. It's time to show James 315, who the saviour of high sec is. He can take our mining permit money and shove it up his nose! |
Alfonse Layate
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2015.02.20 17:17:09 -
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100 shares bought to show my support for such a worthy cause. |
Cornelius 'Unicorn' Glittercock
The Conference Elite CODE.
3
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Posted - 2015.02.20 18:18:18 -
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I would like to take time out of my busy day of being a unicorn to say, I support this cause and you should too! If a gay unicorn can check his couch for spare change to help, YOU CAN TOO!
NEYYYYYYYYYYYY |
Renegade Heart
Novus Ordo Universum
406
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Posted - 2015.02.20 21:52:59 -
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I am convinced of the legitimacy of this rebellion now so have no qualms in spending my isk helping to make high sec a better place for all!
Be the change you wish to see. Support the rebellion! |
Alexi Stokov
State War Academy Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2015.02.20 21:53:53 -
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Wouldn't it be great if James and Held were the same person and cashing in from both sides? |
Angelica Everstar
84
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Posted - 2015.02.20 23:35:42 -
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What makes you think they are not ?
§ Any typos, bad spelling or grammar found, are yours to keep.
¢ Bonds: Current AE07 1 Trillion (Filled) // Total : 2+ Trillon ISK
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