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Globby
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.02.19 05:59:25 -
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Hello, and welcome to the Globby Permit thread.
If you would like to purchase a Globby Permit, please send Globby 50 million ISK with the description saying: "Globby Permit Payment"
Current Price: 50,000,000 ISK Current Globby Permit Holders: 1 List of Globby Permit Holders: (There will be a google doc if this list becomes too large) De'Veldrin Honorary Permit Holders: Dog0fWarr
FAQ
What is a Globby Permit?
A Globby Permit is a 'Free Pass' in highsec and lowsec. You will not be killed by Globby or any of his fleet members if you have a Globby Permit. You will not be bumped by Globby if you have a Globby Permit. You will not be smartbombed in lowsec if you have a Globby Permit.
How do I know I can trust you?
I (will) keep a list of every single Globby Permit holder in this thread. You will be able to look at both my kills and their losses, and if any match up, you know I don't honor my claims. Besides, 50 million ISK isn't a huge price to pay regardless.
Why would I ever buy one?
I have the ability to kill freighters in highsec by myself, without help, and there is nothing you can do about it (other than, you know, not autopilot.) I bump on every single freighter killing fleet and FC them quite often. If you want to transport things through highsec at all, you should probably buy a permit.
Thank you for your understanding. |
Globby
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
17
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Posted - 2015.02.19 06:00:27 -
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Reserved. |
Siegfried Cohenberg
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
41
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Posted - 2015.02.19 06:00:37 -
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globby either you pay me 300m or your thread gets ganked |
Valkin Mordirc
648
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Posted - 2015.02.19 06:04:28 -
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I endorse this service and/or product.
=D
#DeleteTheWeak
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
19912
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Posted - 2015.02.19 06:09:19 -
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Ill give you money if you use the phrase "Its Globbering time!".
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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Globby
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
18
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Posted - 2015.02.19 06:17:24 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Ill give you money if you use the phrase "Its Globbering time!".
This can be arranged. |
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
2758
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Posted - 2015.02.19 06:38:43 -
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This sounds like a really good value for the money. Are there any benefits or packages for players who aren't into hauling?
I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:
https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted
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Globby
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.02.19 06:54:43 -
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Destiny Corrupted wrote:This sounds like a really good value for the money. Are there any benefits or packages for players who aren't into hauling?
I am a very successful person. If there is any way for me to bend the rules of EVE (legally) to gain an advantage, I will do it. I am a danger to all of my enemies, and an asset to all of my allies. |
Globby
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
20
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Posted - 2015.02.19 07:02:07 -
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I am currently having a sale on Globby Permits for the next 24 hours, this is only applicable to the following group(s) of people:
Black Legion. Calibrated Chaos Shiny Violent Killing Toys Deadly Fingertips Caldari Provisions
If you are in the following groups and want to purchase a Globby Permit, you have the next 24 hours to claim a 50% discount! |
Lew Dicrous
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.02.19 07:21:49 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Ill give you money if you use the phrase "Its Globbering time!".
beat me to it.
It burns when I PVP
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Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite CODE.
831
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Posted - 2015.02.19 08:48:33 -
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This is extortion, you just don't want to work honestly for your money! I feel harassed in RL and I think this is torture, because I can't sleep anymore since I read this 5 minutes ago
the Code ALWAYS wins
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Sabriz Adoudel
Glorious Revolutionary Armed Forces of Highsec CODE.
4686
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Posted - 2015.02.19 09:45:38 -
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Confirming Globby is exceptionally good at what he does. Not someone you want to ever mess with.
Chaos. Opportunity. Destruction. Excitement... Vote #1 Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
1982
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Posted - 2015.02.19 11:27:14 -
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Do new customers get free fedo's ?
TORA FOR CSM X - A NEW HIGH-SEC
YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - DELETE THE WEAK , ADAPT OR DIE !
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Hiasa Kite
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
224
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Posted - 2015.02.19 13:44:29 -
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Add dates to when a new customer purchases his permit, so if he's someone you've killed in the past doesn't get flagged as a false positive when people check.
People to vote for CSM X(in order): Sabriz Adoudel, Cagali Cagali, Steve Ronuken, Manfred Sideous, Mike Azariah, Gorski Car
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admiral root
Red Galaxy
2405
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Posted - 2015.02.19 15:03:00 -
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Posting in an unusually good C&P thread.
No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff | No-one hates you, none of us care enough for that.
Sabriz for CSM
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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
1390
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Posted - 2015.02.19 15:23:22 -
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Globby wrote:I am currently having a sale on Globby Permits for the next 24 hours, this is only applicable to the following group(s) of people:
Black Legion. Calibrated Chaos Shiny Violent Killing Toys Deadly Fingertips Caldari Provisions
If you are in the following groups and want to purchase a Globby Permit, you have the next 24 hours to claim a 50% discount! I find the highlighted bit...interesting....
I hate to ask you Globby, but how can you ensure that you don't smartbomb permit-holders? You would have to turn off your smartbombs whenever a permit-holder is in local in order to protect them. It seems that someone of the right...disposition could just purchase a Globby Permit and follow you around so you could never smartbomb anyone anymore.
We wouldn't want that to happen, would we?
My Many Misadventures
Reading Comprehension: so important it deserves it's own skillbook.
I seek to create content, not become content.
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Paranoid Loyd
3912
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Posted - 2015.02.19 16:41:26 -
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Bronson I think you are getting your hyperdunkersGlobbers mixed up with your smart bombers.
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
1390
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Posted - 2015.02.19 16:44:53 -
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Paranoid Loyd wrote:Bronson I think you are getting your hyperdunkers mixed up with your smart bombers. I know Globby as the notorious Hyperdunker, but he did very clearly lay out in the OP that his Globby Permits cover his smartbombing activity as well:
Globby wrote:You will not be smartbombed in lowsec if you have a Globby Permit.
Also, a quick look at his killboard stats shows quite a few smartbomb kills.
See? You can't pigeonhole a notorious Hyperdunker.
EDIT: Bah, forgot the killboard link.
My Many Misadventures
Reading Comprehension: so important it deserves it's own skillbook.
I seek to create content, not become content.
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Globby
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.02.19 16:45:08 -
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Bronson Hughes wrote:Globby wrote:I am currently having a sale on Globby Permits for the next 24 hours, this is only applicable to the following group(s) of people:
Black Legion. Calibrated Chaos Shiny Violent Killing Toys Deadly Fingertips Caldari Provisions
If you are in the following groups and want to purchase a Globby Permit, you have the next 24 hours to claim a 50% discount! I find the highlighted bit...interesting.... I hate to ask you Globby, but how can you ensure that you don't smartbomb permit-holders? You would have to turn off your smartbombs whenever a permit-holder is in local in order to protect them. It seems that someone of the right...disposition could just purchase a Globby Permit and follow you around so you could never smartbomb anyone anymore. We wouldn't want that to happen, would we?
Don't worry, I'm an exceptionally good person and player. I simply set you blue and don't pod any blues. I have the reaction time. |
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
1391
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Posted - 2015.02.19 16:46:42 -
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Globby wrote:Don't worry, I'm an exceptionally good person and player. I simply set you blue and don't pod any blues. I have the reaction time. You, sir, are a truly exceptional capsuleer. I could never manage such a feat of reflexes.
My Many Misadventures
Reading Comprehension: so important it deserves it's own skillbook.
I seek to create content, not become content.
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Paranoid Loyd
3912
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Posted - 2015.02.19 16:47:35 -
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Bronson Hughes wrote:Globby wrote:You will not be smartbombed in lowsec if you have a Globby Permit. I see, missed the fine print.
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
1391
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Posted - 2015.02.19 16:48:42 -
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Paranoid Loyd wrote:Bronson Hughes wrote:Globby wrote:You will not be smartbombed in lowsec if you have a Globby Permit. I see, missed the fine print. You need better space lawyers.
My Many Misadventures
Reading Comprehension: so important it deserves it's own skillbook.
I seek to create content, not become content.
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Paranoid Loyd
3912
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Posted - 2015.02.19 16:51:53 -
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Bronson Hughes wrote:Paranoid Loyd wrote:Bronson Hughes wrote:Globby wrote:You will not be smartbombed in lowsec if you have a Globby Permit. I see, missed the fine print. You need better space lawyers. My team was immediately replaced upon your recommendation.
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
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Dog0fWaRR
Origin. Black Legion.
18
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Posted - 2015.02.19 16:56:15 -
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Can confirm this is a good value for your doshh, not only does it protect you from his autism but also that of his fleet members.
Pretty dank amirite? |
Gaylord Fappington
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
63
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Posted - 2015.02.19 17:10:32 -
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If there's a better ROI on 50 million isk in all of Eve, I haven't heard of it.
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Oprah Winfrey Show
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.02.19 17:23:03 -
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I would be interested in purchasing 50 of these permits for my upcoming Oprah's Favorite Things 2015 show.
"The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you're willing to Glob." -- Oprah Winfrey, O Magezine |
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
1391
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Posted - 2015.02.19 17:24:41 -
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Paranoid Loyd wrote:Bronson Hughes wrote:Paranoid Loyd wrote:Bronson Hughes wrote:Globby wrote:You will not be smartbombed in lowsec if you have a Globby Permit. I see, missed the fine print. You need better space lawyers. My team was immediately replaced upon your recommendation. "We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked."
Okay, I'll stop derailing now. Carry on.
My Many Misadventures
Reading Comprehension: so important it deserves it's own skillbook.
I seek to create content, not become content.
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James Clough
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
9
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Posted - 2015.02.19 21:25:26 -
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Can't believe I don't get a discount
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Foozy
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.02.19 22:07:34 -
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one please |
Alana Charen-Teng
Alana Charen-Teng Corporation123
530
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Posted - 2015.02.19 22:26:03 -
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I support this product! |
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