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Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
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Posted - 2015.02.26 05:44:05 -
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kes88 wrote:What's the ugliest potato you've ever seen?
Dominix
As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting".
-CCP Aporia
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Alexei Stryker
Steiners Erben
48
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Posted - 2015.02.26 10:18:50 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Alexa Stryker wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:All answers that are not LCO are incorrect.
Id like to know how Mildew Wolf got a mans face on a female avatar.. but hey, LCO makes Mildew look like Jessica Alba.
Jessica Alba, if you are reading this, its meant as a compliment. Please do not let this statement tarnish what you think of me, let everything else ive ever posted do that. Do you really think Jessica Alba plays eve? Well, No, but im sure she looks at the forums, and especially at my posts, because lets face it, celebrities like reading about normal people like me. Not that im admitting to being normal, im forum famous.. which is slightly better than normal... but not better than slightly known. One day, Jessica Alba will google something with the word 'unsuccessful' in it, and one of my posts will come up.. and shes going to read it. Then she will subscribe to Eve. And then ill gank her, because Eve is harsh and im a bad person. But then she will be totally into it, because im sure she is just like that deep down inside too. Then she will join me, and together we will rule the galaxy as father and son.. err.. I mean.. UaE and Jessica Alba.
You have to point and webb her and then shot her shields slowly to 0%... She will not be pleased and she will be trying to get out... Maintain the range, don't forget to overheat ... Take a minute a have a nice look at her in her armour, then shoot it slowly to 0%... Loot some of the armour pieces as souvenir... Take a good look at her hull... Make some screenshots... Feel her hull with you lasers... How it vibrates when it get penetrated by your beams... And then gank her hard... So hard that her pod spills out some of the pod goo... And then give her some of your goo... She will remember that day... |
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
33823
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Posted - 2015.02.26 10:45:30 -
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Did you try WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame, Ice Driller or WarpToBelt 1?
Founder of the Graycember movement and LAGL's pet cat.
Critically Preposterous is recruiting! please send evemail if interested.
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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
33823
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Posted - 2015.02.26 10:49:03 -
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didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyway.
Founder of the Graycember movement and LAGL's pet cat.
Critically Preposterous is recruiting! please send evemail if interested.
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Carme'n Skywalker
The Herd
0
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Posted - 2015.02.26 11:36:27 -
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Leave those alternative beauties alone. You should really be ashamed of yourselves, you mean people. |
Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
981
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Posted - 2015.02.26 14:14:03 -
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Alexei Stryker wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:UaE and Jessica Alba. You have to point and webb her and then shot her shields slowly to 0%... She will not be pleased and she will be trying to get out... Maintain the range, don't forget to overheat ... Take a minute a have a nice look at her in her armour, then shoot it slowly to 0%... Loot some of the armour pieces as souvenir... Take a good look at her hull... Make some screenshots... Feel her hull with you lasers... How it vibrates when it get penetrated by your beams... And then gank her hard... So hard that her pod spills out some of the pod goo... And then give her some of your goo... She will remember that day... We start talking about the ugliest avatars and then the role players show up, getting all hot and bothered!
CSM Ten movement for change.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
Status: Rabid carebear
Blog
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Big Lynx
The Moustachery
998
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Posted - 2015.02.26 16:45:15 -
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Dawn of the Dead |
Ddolik
Viscosity Fidelas Constans
19
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Posted - 2015.02.26 17:05:53 -
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well welll welll... they are all great |
Big Lynx
The Moustachery
999
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Posted - 2015.02.26 18:00:43 -
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Ddolik wrote:well welll welll... they are all great
are you a failed transgender experiment? |
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
33829
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Posted - 2015.02.26 19:45:22 -
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Big Lynx wrote:Ddolik wrote:well welll welll... they are all great are you a failed transgender experiment? should ask Ice Driller
Founder of the Graycember movement and LAGL's pet cat.
Critically Preposterous is recruiting! please send evemail if interested.
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Kiryen O'Bannon
Silver Guardians Fidelas Constans
206
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Posted - 2015.02.26 20:04:39 -
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kes88 wrote:What;s the ugliest male avatar you've ever seen? What's the ugliest man you've ever seen? What's the ugliest potato you've ever seen? All good topics, shame we're limited to female avatars OP. -end angry female rant-
No one is stopping you from making these topics. |
Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
985
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Posted - 2015.02.27 02:08:37 -
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Liafcipe9000 wrote:Big Lynx wrote:Ddolik wrote:well welll welll... they are all great are you a failed transgender experiment? should ask Ice Driller When did Chris Crocker start playing EVE?
CSM Ten movement for change.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
Status: Rabid carebear
Blog
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Dirk Morbho
Mindstar Technology Get Off My Lawn
27
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Posted - 2015.02.27 15:23:47 -
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mate please! Check an ex-corpie
https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Stetin
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mrjknyazev
Cookies Dealers The Gorgon Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.02.27 17:47:40 -
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Dude, his chin... |
Mehashi 'Kho
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
152
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Posted - 2015.02.27 19:32:57 -
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I feel obliged to nominate a corp mate.
hellokittyonline |
Varathius
Enlightened Industries Goonswarm Federation
157
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Posted - 2015.02.27 20:19:46 -
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jesus f... man, can you please next time put those nightmares as an attachment or something... |
Mary Killigrew
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
12
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Posted - 2015.02.27 20:28:31 -
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Big Lynx wrote:Ddolik wrote:well welll welll... they are all great are you a failed transgender experiment?
Maybe that's a success.
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Good Apollo BS4
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
68
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Posted - 2015.02.28 05:38:37 -
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https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/ManFace%20MissileTits
ManFace MissleTits. -
Also, going to throw Lord Jita's avatar in here bcs it looks kinda effeminate...
http://image.eveonline.com/Character/871211098_256.jpg |
Mupuad
Real Enemy SOLAR FLEET
0
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Posted - 2015.02.28 11:17:18 -
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Varathius
Enlightened Industries Goonswarm Federation
162
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Posted - 2015.03.01 10:31:04 -
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Carme'n Skywalker wrote:Leave those alternative beauties alone. You should really be ashamed of yourselves, you mean people.
everyone is beautiful in their own way or some crap like that, right? Yeah right... |
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Primary This Rifter
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
615
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Posted - 2015.03.01 10:56:24 -
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I don't even know how it's possible to make some of these faces so extreme.
Reminder: CCP thinks you have no right to your alliance logos.
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Ddolik
Viscosity Fidelas Constans
19
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Posted - 2015.03.01 11:32:51 -
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Primary This Rifter wrote:I don't even know how it's possible to make some of these faces so extreme.
you just have to be drunk like me while doing it |
Pakokkie
Under Heavy Fire Mordus Angels
78
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Posted - 2015.03.01 17:19:28 -
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http://snag.gy/4d14x.jpg |
The Golden Serpent
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
9
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Posted - 2015.03.03 23:34:30 -
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Honestly I love the ugly women avatars, especially the dykey Caldari ones. They look like people who would be in space. I like the shaved cyberpunk look.
Ugly women exist, if you havn't stepped outside into public, ever.
Also alot of the men in Eve are fugly, like all True Amarr are bald with a metal plate on their head and a monocle and look like Lex Luther got run over by a truck, twice, and had facial repair done by Ronald Mcdonald. Mmmm k.
Khanid men are actually very pretty imo.
(I am a woman in real life.) |
Grog Barrel
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
57
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Posted - 2015.03.04 03:10:59 -
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Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:[quote=Alexa Stryker][quote=Unsuccessful At Everything] As to ugly AVs? I look terrible in 3D view.
Probably all "characters" suffer from that. Something must have gone wrong with the (facial)lighting. |
NightmareBoOOOOTTY SwagSwagWUT
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.03.04 07:15:54 -
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bb tell me im pretty |
Lachesiss
nomnomnom MOAR BABIES The Pursuit of Happiness
267
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Posted - 2015.03.04 08:15:24 -
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Ddolik
WTF is that I mean errrr
WWWWTTTTFFFF is that
Trying to figure out if you would be the only ******* in EvE that could potentially prostitute herself. Erm himself.
On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
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Big Lynx
The Moustachery
1014
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Posted - 2015.03.04 15:10:40 -
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NightmareBoOOOOTTY SwagSwagWUT wrote:bb tell me im pretty
HAHAAHAH! You are pretty! |
Sisohiv
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
291
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Posted - 2015.03.05 06:30:00 -
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Me. I'm so ugly, CCP pays this hot chick to stand in front of me. |
Hevymetal
Eve Defence Force The Kadeshi
420
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Posted - 2015.03.08 15:26:53 -
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Wow, some of these could surely be the cause of some serious nightmares :)
Keep them coming. |
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