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Chenguang Hucel-Ge
Exiled Tech Space Monkey Protectorate
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Posted - 2015.03.13 22:52:43 -
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Yep. Sometimes you get something other than recommendation of copulating with your own body, leaving territory at once, pointing out your terminal dislike of being on receiving end or some stupid projection of past self from them on you. I believe you remember these linesor saved them. I believe you can share this kind of stuff.
"Now I know why your parents are alcoholics" "Your brain is the same as azn freckles - nonexistent" |
Paranoid Loyd
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Posted - 2015.03.13 22:58:45 -
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It was most eloquently put in one of the first convos I had in local about it: "The real threats out there don't have to promise retribution or talk ****, they just bring it."
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
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Paranoid Loyd
4160
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Posted - 2015.03.13 23:19:27 -
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Here are some of the choice excerpts of my recent eve-mails:
Quote:my little friend ..... I hope your family, too, will die in a car crash) with love)) live on, feel real pain)) it's so nice
Quote:There once was a feller called Loyd, Who'd rather play spaceships with boys, Instead of the deed, He'd play till he pee'd, And not wreck his bed with some noise!
You need a punch in teh faaAAAaaace!
Quote:A suicide Ganker what a *anker.
Paranoid Loyed is a tool plays the game like a fool.
Quote:Sometimes, i like to lube myself up with caldari premium, then roll around in isk, playing with my nipples. just wanted you to know that.
with love,
~ xxxxxx
Quote:After some extensive research, we virtually engineered your girlfriend so that we can see what you have to look forward to when you go to bed. She's banging bro.
If you weren't a lying, 170 lb piece of fat, that was.
Thanks for the laughs, we haven't had this much fun in a good while. It's too bad that the closest you have to a girlfriend right now is either made of plastic, or your own right hand."
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
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Ned Thomas
Signal Cartel EvE-Scout Enclave
1124
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Posted - 2015.03.13 23:48:52 -
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Took a war fleet down to try and catch a WT, this convo happened in local:
Quote: CEO: Holy local spike, Batman WT: Oh hello! Welcome to our lovely syatem. Can I get you anything? Corpmate 1: Only thing I want in here is you WT: That's sweet, but I'm not into guys Corpmate 1: Who said I'm a guy? CEO: Corpmate 1 is a dude?
The last two lines were posted at practically the same time. Dunno if that counts as smack, but it made me chuckle.
Meanwhile, one of my more recent war fleets with Signal produced this line:
Quote: WT: I got kills Corpmate: We got snowballs
Space pacifists ftw
Don't get lost alone - Join Signal Cartel, New Eden's premier haven for explorers!
Onward to Thera with Eve Scout
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
1183
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Posted - 2015.03.14 08:31:42 -
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Hmmm.
The one that made my black heart fill with glee was when a former WT and current gank victim (to the tune of 1.6 billion ISKies..heheh...) cried out in local.......
"You'll pay for this, Mike Adoulin!!!"
He then proceeded to cuss me out in Spanish.
It was truly glorious.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
9041
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Posted - 2015.03.14 18:43:48 -
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when you kill someone's pimped out battleship with a frigate solo they tend not to have much to say afterwards sadly.
some of them laugh it off though which is nice
"I'm also quite confident that you are laughing
and it's the kind of laugh that gives normal people shivers."
=]I[=
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Hannibal Carlisle
Black Storm Cartel Mercenary Coalition
27
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Posted - 2015.03.15 00:48:52 -
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This convo still makes me smile.
Miner> u gonna pay for that Miner> ? Hannibal Carlisle > You sir, broke my catalyst. Hannibal Carlisle > I demand of you 10mil isk Miner> how about you replace my covetor Miner> seeing as how your delivery was so sloppy Hannibal Carlisle > Miner calm down. Miner > woah racist Hannibal Carlisle > You broke my catalyst, and warped away denying me your pod. You now owe me 20 million. Miner > what kind of rat are you Miner> are you a big man Hannibal Carlisle > A pi-rat Hannibal Carlisle > hehe, get it? Pirate? Pi-rat? Miner > congrats with your twisted fantasy Hannibal Carlisle > No, no fantasy. In Eve online I am a space pirate. |
Yang Aurilen
The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc
627
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Posted - 2015.03.16 01:20:55 -
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The best smack talk is gf's in local after you loot his wreck. No other way around it. Alternatively laugh at him in local if you're being bad.
Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
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Desudes
Adversity. Psychotic Tendencies.
432
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Posted - 2015.03.16 01:26:59 -
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http://i.imgur.com/H6kieM9.gif and http://i.imgur.com/GCWDAP8.jpg
Excuse me, but what the f*ck are you desu?
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