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Suadela Oceanid
Shiga's Playground Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
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Posted - 2015.03.15 05:49:14 -
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You enter the building, and take one more step in.
The door slams shut behind you. Quickly you turn around to open the door. It's locked . A flickering light is down stairs. You walk down there. There is this skinny women playing eve online. She slowly turns her head around and looks at you with blood shot eyes. You stair terrified.
then you ask. "How long have you been mining?"
she answers in a weak aerie scratching voice "i don't know but I just made a 30 billion isk from mining in LOW sec."
You scream, then she screams in this weird crackling clicking noise. Then she hops out of the chair onto the ceiling and her cracks and she throws her head back. She crawls to the awl adjacent from you so she can see you with her head looking back. She says : "I just blow up and lost 1200 plex!"
You wake up screaming. Look at your pc and your still mining from when you started. You must have dosed off. You look at the time. IT has only BEEN 2 MINUTES!
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Azda Ja
Green Skull LLC
3478
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Posted - 2015.03.15 06:00:14 -
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"I only lose ships when I fly with Azda." - Barry Cuttlefish
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Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
23930
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Posted - 2015.03.15 06:16:34 -
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"i don't know but I just made a 30 billion isk from mining in LOW sec."
*gurgling sound from Ju-On as my head spins 360 degrees*
Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. -óߦªß¦ç-ó
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Big Lynx
The Moustachery Very Amazing And Super Optimistic Noodle Squad
1060
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Posted - 2015.03.15 07:35:45 -
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Suadela Oceanid wrote:You enter the building, and take one more step in.
The door slams shut behind you. Quickly you turn around to open the door. It's locked . A flickering light is down stairs. You walk down there. There is this skinny women playing eve online. She slowly turns her head around and looks at you with blood shot eyes. You stair terrified.
then you ask. "How long have you been mining?"
she answers in a weak aerie scratching voice "i don't know but I just made a 30 billion isk from mining in LOW sec."
You scream, then she screams in this weird crackling clicking noise. Then she hops out of the chair onto the ceiling and her cracks and she throws her head back. She crawls to the awl adjacent from you so she can see you with her head looking back. She says : "I just blow up and lost 1200 plex!"
You wake up screaming. Look at your pc and your still mining from when you started. You must have dosed off. You look at the time. IT has only BEEN 2 MINUTES!
Id recommend a good dose of reallife. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
3847
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Posted - 2015.03.15 08:55:34 -
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Big Lynx wrote:Suadela Oceanid wrote:You enter the building, and take one more step in.
The door slams shut behind you. Quickly you turn around to open the door. It's locked . A flickering light is down stairs. You walk down there. There is this skinny women playing eve online. She slowly turns her head around and looks at you with blood shot eyes. You stair terrified.
then you ask. "How long have you been mining?"
she answers in a weak aerie scratching voice "i don't know but I just made a 30 billion isk from mining in LOW sec."
You scream, then she screams in this weird crackling clicking noise. Then she hops out of the chair onto the ceiling and her cracks and she throws her head back. She crawls to the awl adjacent from you so she can see you with her head looking back. She says : "I just blow up and lost 1200 plex!"
You wake up screaming. Look at your pc and your still mining from when you started. You must have dosed off. You look at the time. IT has only BEEN 2 MINUTES!
Id recommend a good dose of reallife.
I'd recommend a good dose of real EVE mining.
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Gimme Sake
State War Academy Caldari State
31
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Posted - 2015.03.15 08:58:13 -
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I recommend a good slice of pizza. |
HiltoftheDragons
Grievance3
17
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Posted - 2015.03.16 10:28:07 -
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Gimme Sake wrote:I recommend a good slice of pizza.
With lots of bacon.
Destiny always seems decades away, but suddenly it's not decades away; it's right now. But maybe destiny is always right now, right here, right this very instant, maybe.
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Yiole Gionglao
513
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Posted - 2015.03.16 13:49:51 -
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HiltoftheDragons wrote:Gimme Sake wrote:I recommend a good slice of pizza. With lots of bacon.
And powdered Veldspar, yummy! |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3877
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Posted - 2015.03.17 01:09:41 -
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I started to provide a Freudian-Jungian-Google analysis of that dream. But as I went along, it got too scary. Besides, nobody went to school in their underwear or forgot that there was a test today.
"My mule don't like laughing. You can apologize to my mule and can be alright."
-The Man with No Name
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
23277
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Posted - 2015.03.17 01:31:48 -
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You have been eaten by a Grue.
"Remember, as a non-combatant, your best tank is being elsewhere." ~ Abrazzar
Nil mortifi sine lucre.
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Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
280
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Posted - 2015.03.17 10:19:59 -
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Mining really does slow down time. It's a great way to make a happy fun time moment in real life last longer, before it ends with a quick bang leaving you unsatisfied and alone. :(
Moderate strength is shown in violence, supreme strength is shown in levity.
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jason hill
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
754
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Posted - 2015.03.17 20:28:16 -
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id recommend a chat with chribba |
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