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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Origin. Black Legion.
2036
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Posted - 2015.03.17 19:39:12 -
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Hello newbros to new eden, please allow me to introduce myself. I am a purveyor of fine non-consensual PVP buttsex aids (not AIDS mind you), and I have a message...
You need not become mired in endless carebear drudgery.
For a limited time only I am offering you access to time-honored pirate secrets, handed down from one generation of asshats to another.
It's so easy in fact, because this method does not result in CONCORD killing you, a loss in security standing or killrights being granted. It's all astroglide and nothing but net my friends.
So put down the mining lazors, the endless NPC security missions, and go shoot another player in the face.
I thank you for your attention,
F
Would you like to know more?
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L'ouris
Have Naught Subsidiaries
254
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Posted - 2015.03.17 20:05:06 -
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*endorses this product or service*
Mining rocks make your head fall off the neck and drool pool up at the keyboard? last mission you woke up an hour later because you passed out waiting for your missiles to land?
Just because your new doesn't mean you have to do these things.
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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
9071
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Posted - 2015.03.17 20:40:09 -
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*raises hand*
I am a product of the aforementioned product and/or service.
Click the link in my Sig for proof.
good to see you still have an eye in here dude.
"I'm also quite confident that you are laughing
and it's the kind of laugh that gives normal people shivers."
=]I[=
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Only-He-Stands-There
The Rat In The Pot
0
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Posted - 2015.03.18 00:57:37 -
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Had a navy dominix on the hook. Tough for a first so i failed sans dying. Next time i must remember to use navy antimatter for the drones and to manage the cap booster better. Funny stuff though. Kiss me, Feyd
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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Snuffed Out
7689
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Posted - 2015.03.18 01:28:48 -
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I approve of this.
Even if you WANT to carebear, be "left alone," or just don't care much for yarring, non-consenual butt pillaging, and general spaceship violence... it is worth trying for a little while.
After all... what better way to evade apredator than to know how one things and operate. :)
The SP System
How did you start?
IFW
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
23280
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Posted - 2015.03.18 02:19:09 -
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ShahFluffers wrote:I approve of this.
Even if you WANT to carebear, be "left alone," or just don't care much for yarring, non-consenual butt pillaging, and general spaceship violence... it is worth trying for a little while.
After all... what better way to evade apredator than to know how one things and operate. :) I too approve of this message, and to paraphrase Shah "if you want to mine in safety, learn how to gank miners".
You'll meet some great folks, who just happen to enjoy explosions.
Civilized behaviour is knowing that violence is barbaric, but paying other people to do it is business.
Nil mortifi sine lucre.
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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
9074
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Posted - 2015.03.18 03:11:43 -
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Some of the funniest **** I have seen in eve has been while flipping bears.
Great way to meet people.
"I'm also quite confident that you are laughing
and it's the kind of laugh that gives normal people shivers."
=]I[=
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Ned Thomas
Signal Cartel EvE-Scout Enclave
1174
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Posted - 2015.03.18 03:36:55 -
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I endorse all things that encourage newbros to shoot people early and often.
And if any newbros choose not to shoot people but are still ok with people shooting people, I endorse that as well.
Don't get lost alone - Join Signal Cartel, New Eden's premier haven for explorers!
Onward to Thera with Eve Scout
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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
9083
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Posted - 2015.03.18 11:04:57 -
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Pro tip: combat scanning is an invaluable skill to have in eve , both for making isk And PvP.
Flipping bears is fantastic practice and An excellent way to hone your ability.
"I'm also quite confident that you are laughing
and it's the kind of laugh that gives normal people shivers."
=]I[=
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Luv Truckin
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.03.18 13:32:14 -
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Carebear here. Liked and favourited. |
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Tipa Riot
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
176
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Posted - 2015.03.18 14:51:10 -
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One thing on my list of things to try ... I also like Sir Livingston's way of doing it.
I'm my own NPC alt.
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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
9084
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Posted - 2015.03.18 15:09:49 -
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Tipa Riot wrote:One thing on my list of things to try ... I also like Sir Livingston's way of doing it. I'm actually quite surprised that the bears bite on his stratios, apparently they don't think of it as intimidating which is mind boggling to me.
I have to say though the gallente tactical destroyer might be a shoe in for the role if it gets the confessors Sig bonus.
Edit: for any newbros now thinking about trying this in a confessor I'd say don't it can't deal with drones for ****.
"I'm also quite confident that you are laughing
and it's the kind of laugh that gives normal people shivers."
=]I[=
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Gimme Sake
State War Academy Caldari State
52
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Posted - 2015.03.19 05:59:46 -
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You have no idea how many newbies have declared war to mtus after watching those videos. And how many were successful. |
Kalishka Ashkulf
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
108
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Posted - 2015.03.19 10:01:00 -
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Hello newbros to new eden, please allow me to introduce myself. I am a purveyor of fine non-consensual PVP buttsex aids (not AIDS mind you), and I have a message... You need not become mired in endless carebear drudgery. For a limited time only I am offering you access to time-honored pirate secrets, handed down from one generation of asshats to another. It's so easy in fact, because this method does not result in CONCORD killing you, a loss in security standing or killrights being granted. It's all astroglide and nothing but net my friends. So put down the mining lazors, the endless NPC security missions, and go shoot another player in the face. I thank you for your attention, F
I fully support this initiative and wish more would be willing to help new pilots like Feyd has.
Why, thank you, Thing!
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Tristan Valentina
Moira. Villore Accords
8
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Posted - 2015.03.20 16:08:31 -
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Join Gal Mil Fac War if you want all the violence with out the butt stuff. Moira. will take people who are interested in Gal Mil fac war.
Tristan |
Tipa Riot
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
181
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Posted - 2015.03.20 22:46:13 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Tipa Riot wrote:One thing on my list of things to try ... I also like Sir Livingston's way of doing it. I'm actually quite surprised that the bears bite on his stratios, apparently they don't think of it as intimidating which is mind boggling to me. Somebody never tried PvP before likely does not know that a mighty battleship can be killed by a dual rep neuting cruiser. I very well remember when my char was young that I felt strong in my lvl2 mission catalyst ... I would certainly alpha this little blinky Merlin sitting on the gate...
I'm my own NPC alt.
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McChicken Combo HalfMayo
The Happy Meal
503
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Posted - 2015.03.22 09:19:53 -
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Some of you reading this might feel you are too honorable to do this yourselves. If you like to play the good guy you can try the reverse instead. Bait one of these pesky pirates into shooting your MTU and drop some friends on him.
There are all our dominion
Bookmarks in overview ~ Fleet improvements
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Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
288
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Posted - 2015.03.23 21:35:58 -
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I replied to one of Feyd's threads a while back and it changed my entire outlook and direction for my Eve career.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=331004 - thank me later
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Kadon Kain
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2015.03.25 07:28:30 -
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A friendly bump out of respect. I appreciate the blog, and of course the continued perseverance of all pirates who hate the taste of doughnuts. The glaze is sickening to me. o7 |
Eric Shang
Living Asylum
215
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Posted - 2015.03.25 08:55:18 -
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I approve of this post.
I fly my ships from a Asylum
My Pirate Journey:
http://ericshangthepirate.wordpress.com/
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Eric Shang
Living Asylum
216
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Posted - 2015.03.26 09:14:21 -
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Does this still work?
If so then I might have to try this high sec piracy.
I fly my ships from a Asylum
My Pirate Journey:
http://ericshangthepirate.wordpress.com/
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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
9171
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Posted - 2015.03.26 11:27:54 -
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Eric Shang wrote:Does this still work?
If so then I might have to try this high sec piracy. oh . yeah , you need a degree of patience, most bears know what's up and just ignore you /warpout
the blog quotes one in eight and i would say thats a good average but it depends on where your operating , somewhere with l 1-3 agents will get you more bites where as somewhere with l4 agents for a corp with good faction items* or jump clones will probably get you less but harder targets , might actually get your ass kicked , beter drops if can pull it off .
* sisters systems are different , in that your not the only one preying on the bears so you might end up with a small gang limited engagement by accident .
iv seen it happen before " Dafuq did that orca comefrom?" im sure you know the drill.
"I'm also quite confident that you are laughing
and it's the kind of laugh that gives normal people shivers."
=]I[=
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Origin. Black Legion.
2078
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Posted - 2015.03.26 14:13:40 -
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Eric Shang wrote:Does this still work?
If so then I might have to try this high sec piracy. Definately. It's a lot like picking up girls in a bar actually...don't get target-fixated forever on one that won't put out.
"Feyd > Okay, look now. So, this is what's about to happen, all right? You about to go run down some drunk chicks, all right? And don't confuse that with tipsy. We talking about drunk. I want vomit in the hair, bruised-up knees. A broken heel is a plus. That's what you want to find, okay?
Carebear > No, Dave already told me I didn't have to have sex tonight. And now he's gone, so...
Feyd > Dude, just stop thinking for a minute, all right? You ain't got to think on this one. All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written. It's a code written in his DNA. It says, "Tackle the gazelle. "
Carebear > Okay.
Feyd > And believe it or not, in every man, there's a code written that says: "Tackle drunk bitches. "
Carebear > No. You know what, I don't feel comfortable...hitting on drunk "bitches," you know. I don't think that's right.
Feyd > Okay, hold up. First of all, you making it out to be some kind of bad thing. I didn't use bitches in a derogatory sense. You did.
Carebear > It just doesn't... This doesn't feel right.
Feyd > Of course it don't feel right. What has felt right for you didn't work. You need to try some wrong, dawg.
Carebear > Okay, how do I tell which ones are drunk?"
Would you like to know more?
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Eric Shang
Living Asylum
216
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Posted - 2015.03.26 14:29:10 -
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In that case... Creating High sec alt as soon as I get home...
I fly my ships from a Asylum
My Pirate Journey:
http://ericshangthepirate.wordpress.com/
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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
9181
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Posted - 2015.03.26 16:08:37 -
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Eric Shang wrote:In that case... Creating High sec alt as soon as I get home... one of our corpmates (legitimately newish player) nailed a kronos a while back with just over 6mill sp (focused in pvp now)
Wael Hucel-Ge , was a couple of months ago now if you care to go digging for it.
"I'm also quite confident that you are laughing
and it's the kind of laugh that gives normal people shivers."
=]I[=
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