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AdmiralDovolski
Nocturnal Romance Cynosural Field Theory.
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Posted - 2015.03.19 20:04:56 -
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My fellow capsuleers! It is time we prepare for our true overlords to return to the space we live in and claim what is theirs!
I speak of course of the massive amounts of biomass that all true pilots should have stored away in your hangers. Take these fleshy offerings to your nearest circadian sleeper lair, and place them on the great altar! It is only through sacrifice and offering that we may perhaps make it through these end times!
The blood raiders were right correct in their predictions, only the capsuleers blood is considered pure enough for our new lords and masters! The purity of your flesh is determined by the quality of the implants in it!
Go out brothers and sisters! Go out and make a great offering to those who wait in wormholes! No amount is too much, no amount is too little! Repent and offer your sincerest apologies to our new lords and masters!
Go out and spread destruction, because for every pod you kill you can bring another corpsicle to the new overlords, and rejoice in knowing that you are helping out in a higher purpose!
If you fear this perilous journey (as you should, for our lords are powerful indeed), then please make haste and find a trusted someone you know to place the sacrifice at the jovian listening posts for you! |
Tuttomenui II
Aliastra Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.03.19 20:17:22 -
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Another space preacher, this should be fun to watch. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2015.03.19 20:19:01 -
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That's it. Im trolling the RP subforums.
Turnabout is fair play.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
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Posted - 2015.03.19 20:27:00 -
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AdmiralDovolski wrote:My fellow capsuleers! It is time we prepare for our true overlords to return to the space we live in... Aren't your true overlords Overload Everything?
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Raza Locuta
Nocturnal Romance Cynosural Field Theory.
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Posted - 2015.03.19 21:28:18 -
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I, for one, Welcome our new space frankensteined Overlords |
PhantomMajor
High Flyers The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2015.03.19 21:50:23 -
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Can I bring milk and cookies, like I do for santa claus and his reindeer at Xmas? |
Lykouleon
Trust Doesn't Rust Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2015.03.19 21:53:43 -
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Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, etc etc.
Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
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Alli Ginthur
The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc
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Posted - 2015.03.19 22:10:12 -
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Wait... so all those sacrifices of shuttles and corpses at the sun in wspace to Bob, they weren't merely for good luck, Bob saw a purpose for those sacrificed corpses. Bob has willed the drifters to spread his religion to all of New Eden, and make believers of not just those who brave Anoikis, but every capsuleer in existence! All praise Bob's return! |
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2015.03.19 22:15:56 -
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*rings bell*
Bring out your dead!
*rings bell*
Bring out your dead!
i plan on keeping mine
"I'm also quite confident that you are laughing
and it's the kind of laugh that gives normal people shivers."
=]I[=
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Niobe Song
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.03.19 22:16:50 -
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Eve is dying.
Literally. |
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Hippinse
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.03.19 22:31:08 -
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Zo+½ wrote: "If they take the ship, they'll **** us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order. "
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Nicolai Serkanner
Jebediah Kerman's Junkyard and Spaceship Parts Co. Brave Collective
301
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Posted - 2015.03.19 23:15:30 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
I am not dead yet.
Yes you are! |
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2015.03.19 23:22:49 -
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Nicolai Serkanner wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote: I am not dead yet. Yes you are! Just lie down you'l be dead in a minuet
"I'm also quite confident that you are laughing
and it's the kind of laugh that gives normal people shivers."
=]I[=
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Godfrey Silvarna
Arctic Light Inc. Arctic Light
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Posted - 2015.03.19 23:46:51 -
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I am immensely confused about what do they need bodies for. Flesh is weak.
Give me a CPU for a brain and a ship for a body and I'll give you all my current and future clones in exchange. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2015.03.20 00:33:26 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Nicolai Serkanner wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote: I am not dead yet. Yes you are! Just lie down you'l be dead in a minuet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs
It needed to be posted again.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2015.03.20 02:14:49 -
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Go forth in your rookie ships and sacrifice each other! It is the most efficient way to give bodies to the Drifters!
(I would so want to swarm Rookie ships into Drifters in enemy space if it meant they were flooded with so many NPCs they couldn't handle it all)
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
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SOV is stagnant because Low Sec is not the next step from High Sec and a viable place to grow alliances to the point they can challenge Null alliances.
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
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Posted - 2015.03.20 02:52:08 -
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Yet another day in the carnival of degenerates.
'I beta tested this game 10 yrs ago. I saw back then it was going to be a carnival of degenerates....'
-HarleyDavidson Nightrain
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2015.03.20 03:05:18 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Yet another day in the carnival of degenerates.
Ah.. so its like a murder of crows, a herd of elephants or a band of gorillas. I always wondered what a degenerate congregation was called, and now we know.. a carnival.
Everyday I learn something new here in General Discussion.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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Reislier
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Posted - 2015.03.20 03:18:02 -
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it is important to wash your produce
Be nice. If nice not work, be civil. If civil not work, beat with iron pipe till bloody and still.
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2Sonas1Cup
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Posted - 2015.03.20 03:56:59 -
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Ok |
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
3888
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Posted - 2015.03.20 04:02:22 -
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The phraser of the phrase is a poet. Credit to the man in my sig below.
'I beta tested this game 10 yrs ago. I saw back then it was going to be a carnival of degenerates....'
-HarleyDavidson Nightrain
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Ioci
Bad Girl Posse Somethin Awfull Forums
558
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Posted - 2015.03.20 05:24:06 -
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I have considered your proposal and have begun assembling fleets of Prophecy and Arbitrator hulls for these abominations to sift through should they prove stronger than my will. Once I have determined if they are buffer tanked and if the Dev overlords have deemed this another lesson in futility, I will act accordingly.
R.I.P. Vile Rat
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
6462
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Posted - 2015.03.20 06:08:09 -
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In case nobody has done this yet.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Nicolai Serkanner
Jebediah Kerman's Junkyard and Spaceship Parts Co. Brave Collective
301
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Posted - 2015.03.20 12:09:46 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Nicolai Serkanner wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote: I am not dead yet. Yes you are! Just lie down you'l be dead in a minuet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs It needed to be posted again.
Thank you!
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