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Soldarius
Kosher Nostra The 99 Percent
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Posted - 2015.04.08 13:56:38 -
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Alexstrazaas wrote:Eve Solecist wrote:But people call me creepy ....
Should be locked.
1/10. \ if only it was NakedWoman.......
We already know the identity of CCP NakedWoman.
http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
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Gregor Parud
Ordo Ardish
1337
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Posted - 2015.04.08 14:07:49 -
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Soldarius wrote:Alexstrazaas wrote:Eve Solecist wrote:But people call me creepy ....
Should be locked.
1/10. \ if only it was NakedWoman....... We already know the identity of CCP NakedWoman.
I bet it's Guard, he has the right height for it.
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will mcgowen
Interstellar Expeditionary Group
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Posted - 2015.04.08 14:10:49 -
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CCP naked man we need to know who you are!!! |
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2015.04.08 15:42:30 -
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I am terribly sorry, but disclosing all that I know on the matter would be in breach of the NDA I signed. I do hope you understand.
ISD Ezwal
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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CCP Creber Cattus
C C P C C P Alliance
38
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Posted - 2015.04.08 16:15:05 -
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Even though I sit in CCP Ytterbium team space and like to take of my clothes then you have no proof of that I'm CCP NakedMen.. none at all! |
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Mag's
the united
19265
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Posted - 2015.04.08 16:26:45 -
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He's the elephant in the room.
**Destination SkillQueue:- **
It's like assuming the lions will ignore you in the savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
21019
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Posted - 2015.04.08 16:43:08 -
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CCP Creber Cattus wrote:Even though I sit in CCP Ytterbium team space and like to take of my clothes then you have no proof of that I'm CCP NakedMen.. none at all!
Hmmm... You have just made it onto the CCP NakedMan suspect list.. Your statement paired with the known facts.. im watching you. Wait.. does watching a suspected nudist make me a voyeur?
ISD Ezwal wrote: I am terribly sorry, but disclosing all that I know on the matter would be in breach of the NDA I signed. I do hope you understand.
Is this some kind of Glomar Response?!??!
The mystery only deepens. What will it take to expose this man?!??!?!?!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Freya Sertan
Signal Cartel EvE-Scout Enclave
24
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Posted - 2015.04.08 16:47:16 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Hmmm... You have just made it onto the CCP NakedMan suspect list.. Your statement paired with the known facts.. im watching you. Wait.. does watching a suspected nudist make me a voyeur?
Only if you enjoy it.
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1241
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Posted - 2015.04.08 17:41:42 -
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Well, next year's Fan Fest with the naked players on their mobility scooters racing against the naked developers will certainly get CCP some more media attention.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Guttripper
State War Academy Caldari State
604
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Posted - 2015.04.08 17:45:08 -
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If CCP NakedMan stepped outside in the Icelandic winter, then would he be called CCP ShriveledMan? |
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1243
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Posted - 2015.04.08 18:30:19 -
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Guttripper wrote:If CCP NakedMan stepped outside in the Icelandic winter, then would he be called CCP ShriveledMan? No, his powers overcome the cold and it is by his force of will that he brings about summer to that frozen land! (He also fires up all the stars in EVE solar systems after each Down Time)
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
21026
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Posted - 2015.04.08 18:39:13 -
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Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:Guttripper wrote:If CCP NakedMan stepped outside in the Icelandic winter, then would he be called CCP ShriveledMan? No, his powers overcome the cold and it is by his force of will that he brings about summer to that frozen land! (He also fires up all the stars in EVE solar systems after each Down Time)
This is somewhat correct. All evidence of CCP NakedMan points to his immunity from the cold, and thereby any shrinkage that may stem from it. His powers of 'reverse-Tuxfording' are purely speculation, as there is simply not enough information about his role at CCP.
Im fairly certain that CCP NakedMan does not control the Icelandic climate, unless his battles with volcanos has that unfortunate side effect. I guess in that capacity, it could be said that he indirectly influences the weather.
Now, what I find strange about this whole thing, is the fact that CCP Nullarbor has been completely silent about this. Clearly, CCP NakedMan sits behind him in that video, so therefore, CCP Nullarbor should have first rate information about this! Could it be that CCP has placed a gag order on him to keep the information secret? Or is there something deeper at work here?
If we further dissect the video evidence, we can see that 1 minute before, CCP NakedMan was clearly wearing a black shirt, possibly pointing to his ability to camouflage himself among the other workers! What we may be missing here, is that the majority of CCP itself may not even know who he is, for he is able to hide his nakedness with clothing! Perhaps his true identity is being held by only a select few higher-ups, perhaps it being only CCP Hilmar and CCP Seagull knowing the truth!
The truth is out there. I want to believe.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1243
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Posted - 2015.04.08 19:20:57 -
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CCP Nakedman appears like a ghost, only in camera footage and the background of photographs. He is the spectral embodiment of all the gamers who play on their computers naked.
P.S. Sculder and Mully are still calling out for each other over and over in the search for the truth. They send their regards.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Sadario
Appetite 4 Destruction
59
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Posted - 2015.04.08 21:26:34 -
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Crossing fingers that Jeremy Clarkson is CCP NakedMan! |
Jenshae Chiroptera
1249
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Posted - 2015.04.09 00:40:55 -
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Sadario wrote:Crossing fingers that Jeremy Clarkson is CCP NakedMan! Why is your name so familiar to me?
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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FearlessLittleToaster
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.04.09 01:17:16 -
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CCP Creber Cattus wrote:Even though I sit in CCP Ytterbium team space and like to take of my clothes then you have no proof of that I'm CCP NakedMen.. none at all!
You fools are missing the truth when its staring you right in the face! He let is slip right there, MEN. There is no single CCP Nakedman and that is why nobody can confirm his identity. Each possible suspect would have a plausible cover story since one of the others could arrange a sighting while that suspect was clothed in plain sight!
The possibilities this opens up are endless. An order of unclad supermen, protecting us from volcanoes and getting fat from the last maple bar. CCP Nakedman could be anyone, anywhere, or everyone all around you as you read this post!
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2015.04.09 01:50:26 -
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FearlessLittleToaster wrote:CCP Creber Cattus wrote:Even though I sit in CCP Ytterbium team space and like to take of my clothes then you have no proof of that I'm CCP NakedMen.. none at all! You fools are missing the truth when its staring you right in the face! He let is slip right there, MEN. There is no single CCP Nakedman and that is why nobody can confirm his identity. Each possible suspect would have a plausible cover story since one of the others could arrange a sighting while that suspect was clothed in plain sight! The possibilities this opens up are endless. An order of unclad supermen, protecting us from volcanoes and getting fat from the last maple bar. CCP Nakedman could be anyone, anywhere, or everyone all around you as you read this post!
It never occurred to me that CCP NakedMan could be one among many! Is this why CCP Falcon was not surprised in the least about the news of a naked dev? DOES CCP FALCON HIMSELF BELONG TO THIS 'UNCLAD' ORDER?!?!?!?!
But what if we look at this from yet another angle... perhaps CCP NakedMan is only one, but has been many.. CCP NakedMan could indeed be the Dread Pirate Roberts of CCP! Perhaps this is why his myth has endured despite the many people who have left CCP!
The CCP NakedMan mystery only deepens!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1249
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Posted - 2015.04.09 01:54:26 -
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I hear their powers are reduced with body paint but enhanced with tattoos.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Whittorical Quandary
40
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Posted - 2015.04.09 04:31:57 -
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It may not be much, but i'd rather not take the risk of watching a video of "CCP Nakedman" not sure what i'd be watching...
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine."
GÇö Abraham Lincoln
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Falken Falcon
31657
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Posted - 2015.04.09 05:37:23 -
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This thread is going places, i love it!
Aye, Sea Turtles
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Cecil Montague
PCG Enterprises
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Posted - 2015.04.09 06:48:39 -
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It should be pointed out that at no point in that video does he refer to himself as CCP NakedMan, and we have had no official word from him since. He has become a vanishing mediator.
With that in mind it seems likely that this sighting was the one and only, and that all other CCP NakedMen are copycats spawned spontaneously and independently in the absence of the original.
This phenomenon is known as a Stand Alone Complex.
"There is no such thing as an effective segment of Totality" - Bruce Lee: The only man with a Chuck Norris killmail.
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Dun'Gal
Myriad Contractors Inc.
215
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Posted - 2015.04.09 09:24:37 -
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A disclosure meeting should be adjourned in order that CCP may finally release all files they have about "Naked Man" to the public. We have been lied to long enough! |
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
1513
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Posted - 2015.04.09 10:39:52 -
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Soldarius wrote:Alexstrazaas wrote:if only it was NakedWoman....... We already know the identity of CCP NakedWoman. Wasn't that Mintchip?
Who put the goat in there?
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Arline Kley
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
536
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Posted - 2015.04.09 10:54:45 -
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Quick! We need to get Gutter Press in there! They will surely find out who the real CCP NakedMan is!
"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57
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Dradis Aulmais
Jump On Contact Sock Puppet Federation
734
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Posted - 2015.04.09 12:08:34 -
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CCP nakedman is a myth. Like big foot or Rosie o'donnell. It's nothing more than the reflection of light off a weather ballon through some swamp gas and a bad camera angle.
I'm cloaked in your thread, stealing your info.
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1250
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Posted - 2015.04.09 12:13:06 -
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Dradis Aulmais wrote:CCP NakedMan is a myth. Like big foot or Rosie o'donnell. It's nothing more than the reflection of light off a weather ballon through some swamp gas and a bad camera angle. CCP NakedMan's spirit incarnates every time the employees go skinny dipping in the thermal springs.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1295
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Posted - 2015.04.13 15:06:34 -
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I think CCP Nakedman has the potential to become a meme, bit like The Stig, where we attribute a whole lot of bizarre things to him, such as this:
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other areas of space, where they can grow
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Gully Alex Foyle
Black Fox Marauders Spaceship Bebop
3784
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Posted - 2015.04.13 15:43:32 -
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I heard that pre-Phoebe CCP NakedMan used to have his laundry delivered via Jump Bridge.
Make space glamorous!
Is EVE dying or not? Ask the EVE-O Death-o-meter!
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FearlessLittleToaster
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
41
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Posted - 2015.04.13 17:17:17 -
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Gully Alex Foyle wrote:I heard that pre-Phoebe CCP NakedMan used to have his laundry delivered via Jump Bridge.
He still does. His jump fatigue is capped at exactly 3.14159 seconds, and nobody knows why.
Also, it is rumored that when he plays Eve you can tell who he is because when you orbit him your ship will orbit in the opposite direction it usually goes. Yet somehow internal affairs log's always show nothing.
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Gully Alex Foyle
Black Fox Marauders Spaceship Bebop
3784
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Posted - 2015.04.13 17:22:05 -
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FearlessLittleToaster wrote:Gully Alex Foyle wrote:I heard that pre-Phoebe CCP NakedMan used to have his laundry delivered via Jump Bridge. He still does. His jump fatigue is capped at exactly 3.14159 seconds, and nobody knows why. Hmmm maybe my joke was to cryptic there... laundry deliveries... jump fatigue kicking in... suddenly being naked...
Make space glamorous!
Is EVE dying or not? Ask the EVE-O Death-o-meter!
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