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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2015.04.08 19:31:15 -
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News reaches Gutter Press today, of an amazing discovery of Rogue Drone data, that has raised several ethical questions !
An exploration team investigating a Rogue Drone hive uncovered a vast amount of what appears to be scientific reports, of experiments conducted by the Rogue Drones !
The experiments that the Rogue Drones appear to have been conducting, appear to involve testing of human subjects !
Disturbing !
One of the researchers involved had this to say: "The reports contain a huge amount of mathematical formulae, diagrams, tables of numbers and annotated images. There is next to no explanatory text, so what exactly was being tested and what the results show will take a long time to decipher."
Another researcher gave some hints as to what it was that the Rogue Drones were studying: "One of the files shows images of what look like Gallente women, and then it has some images of different fruit and vegetables, then a table of numbers and then it has some images of the Gallente women again, some of which look thinner. I think it's some kind of diet plan, but I can't tell what the results mean. Another file appeared to contain partial schematics for construction of a cybernetic brain, possibly an attempt to mimic a human brain."
Another researcher says that the Rogue Drones appear to have been experimenting with people-shaped drones: "There was an interesting set of images, it looked like a bunch of different human-shaped drones, and there were tables of numbers attached. Some drones that looked like Minmatar had some low numbers attached to their image, while others that looked like Gallente had higher numbers attached. At a guess, I'd say that the Rogue Drones found that Gallente impersonation is easier than Minmatar impersonation, possibly because of the bodymod culture"
Infiltration !
Some science ethics specialists have raised concerns about the use of the data: "These experiments were obviously conducted on unwilling participants, which goes against any reasonable ethical code", said one University of Caille academic. "You know, they say that all science is applied, eventually. If we don't use this data, whatever it may be, then it means the people the Drones experimented on died for nothing", said another academic.
Opinions on the streets of Caille were varied: "Drones, eh? Well, drone space opens up into the Republic and the State, doesn't it ? Let them deal with it", said one disgruntled anti-Roden activist. "I want to see this Rogue Drone diet plan!", said a sportsball player "How do I know that you're not a Rogue drone in a people suit?", asked a Quafe vending machine technician. "Are any of us really sure that we're not Rogue Drones in people suits?", pondered a philosophy student.
Gutter Press. Written by humans.
Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!
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Bourbon Limoges
Maison Ceramique Limoges Chocolatiers
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Posted - 2015.04.08 20:10:52 -
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My eighth girlfriend was a drone in a people suit for sure. She had a thing about fruit, too. Or was that nine? Hmm. It's probably time to give domestic drones a Senate seat, and send an ambassador to the rogues. |
Claudia Osyn
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
1131
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Posted - 2015.04.08 20:35:32 -
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I, for one, welcome our new Drone in people suit overlords.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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Tristan Valentina
Moira. Villore Accords
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Posted - 2015.04.08 21:46:36 -
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Really want to make a joke about Kim being a robot that way I can go back to thinking humanity is generally good, and only robots are heartless racists.
Tristan |
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
464
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Posted - 2015.04.09 01:33:40 -
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Muck Raker wrote:Gutter Press. Written by humans. Are you sure? |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
387
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Posted - 2015.04.09 02:15:56 -
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My 'wife' is a spaceship.
Still is a spaceship.
She's the best spaceship.
I love my spaceship.
My dear, dear spaceship.
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Yang Aurilen
The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc
645
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Posted - 2015.04.09 13:38:37 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:My 'wife' is a spaceship.
Still is a spaceship.
She's the best spaceship.
I love my spaceship.
My dear, dear spaceship.
Until I pop her with my spaceship.
My spaceship is phallicer-errr prettier than your spaceship.
Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works Overload Everything
290
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Posted - 2015.04.09 13:48:01 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:My 'wife' is a spaceship.
Still is a spaceship.
She's the best spaceship.
I love my spaceship.
My dear, dear spaceship.
That just raises the question, how many "wives" do you go through in a week? Does she get jealous when you take another one out? |
Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.04.09 14:30:59 -
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You can mimic the brain, but you can't mimic the soul.
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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2015.04.09 16:57:55 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote:Muck Raker wrote:Gutter Press. Written by humans. Are you sure?
All Gutter Press personnel are subject to regular humanity checks, to guard against the possibility of infomorphic subversion, whatever the source, be it Drifter, Jovian, Rogue Drone, Caldari, Sansha's Nation, or any other organisation.
The humanity checks include emotional responses to questions including "You are in a desert when you see a tortoise, what do you do?", "Your husband comments on a picture of a nude model in a magazine, how outraged are you?", "What's the first thing that comes into your mind when you think about your mother", and many more insightful questions.
What a tortoise is, and what it does, is a closely guarded secret. As long as the Rogue Drones don't find that out, then spotting their attempts at infomorphic subversion should be pretty easy.
Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!
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Claudia Osyn
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
1132
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Posted - 2015.04.09 17:01:07 -
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Yang Aurilen wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:My 'wife' is a spaceship.
Still is a spaceship.
She's the best spaceship.
I love my spaceship.
My dear, dear spaceship. Until I pop her with my spaceship. My spaceship is phallicer-errr prettier than your spaceship. My spaceship brings all the boys to the yard....
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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Bourbon Limoges
Maison Ceramique Limoges Chocolatiers
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Posted - 2015.04.09 19:35:20 -
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Muck Raker wrote:What a tortoise is, and what it does, is a closely guarded secret. As long as the Rogue Drones don't find that out, then spotting their attempts at infomorphic subversion should be pretty easy.
It is good to know that His Excellency the Replicant Doctor Borkstar will not be subverting the free press with his sinister machinations! |
Claudia Osyn
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
1133
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Posted - 2015.04.09 22:19:30 -
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Muck Raker wrote: "You are in a desert when you see a tortoise, what do you do?" Wonder why a member of the Penguin mounted brigade left his mount out here,
Muck Raker wrote: Your husband comments on a picture of a nude model in a magazine, how outraged are you?" I don't have one. But if I did, invite her over for dinner.
Muck Raker wrote: What's the first thing that comes into your mind when you think about your mother" How **** ed off Kim would be if she ever found out that my mother was Caldari.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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Maria Daphiti
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
29
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Posted - 2015.04.09 22:24:19 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:My 'wife' is a spaceship.
Still is a spaceship.
She's the best spaceship.
I love my spaceship.
My dear, dear spaceship. That just raises the question, how many "wives" do you go through in a week? Does she get jealous when you take another one out?
Considering he's been having affairs with Breachers lately, I think is Rifter is pretty jealous! |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
388
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Posted - 2015.04.10 01:53:53 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:My 'wife' is a spaceship.
Still is a spaceship.
She's the best spaceship.
I love my spaceship.
My dear, dear spaceship. That just raises the question, how many "wives" do you go through in a week? Does she get jealous when you take another one out?
I had all her datacore information transferred to a database and uploaded into another ship upon destruction. Far as I am concerned they are all the same ship, with the same programming quirks and everything.
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Considering he's been having affairs with Breachers lately, I think is Rifter is pretty jealous![/quote]
My Rifters are a dime of a dozen. My Breacher is special.
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works Overload Everything
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Posted - 2015.04.10 02:04:46 -
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Hmm.... guess your not that much of a lady-killer after all... |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
388
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Posted - 2015.04.10 02:14:12 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Hmm.... guess your not that much of a lady-killer after all...
She is my 'wife', not a one-off fling.
Also, I still have not successfully persuaded her to try another body for our next date.
- Would very much love to cobble anyone who insinuates that I am a loyalist in the head with a 125mm calibre Fusion round.
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works Overload Everything
294
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Posted - 2015.04.10 02:18:00 -
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Loyalty, that's refreshing to see. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.04.10 19:38:00 -
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Tristan Valentina wrote:Really want to make a joke about Kim being a robot that way I can go back to thinking humanity is generally good, and only robots are heartless racists.
Tristan Oh, Maker. Even when I am not around, it's like obligatory for any slow-witted brainwashed gallentean to pop out and start spreading lies about me.
Tristan is an obvious example why gallenteans are not to be negotiated, and that peace with Federation can be achieved only by removing all Federal teeth so they physically will be unable to take any offensive action.
Sorry for offtopic, just can't tolerate gallente lies. |
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
468
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Posted - 2015.04.10 19:47:49 -
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Muck Raker wrote:Aria Jenneth wrote:Muck Raker wrote:Gutter Press. Written by humans. Are you sure? All Gutter Press personnel are subject to regular humanity checks, to guard against the possibility of infomorphic subversion, whatever the source.... But who runs the checks?
The most sensible place to start infiltrating seems like it would be the people responsible for detecting infiltration.
Have they themselves been subjected to tests they didn't design or administer? |
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Jade Blackwind
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
383
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Posted - 2015.04.10 19:48:13 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:My 'wife' is a spaceship.
Still is a spaceship.
She's the best spaceship.
I love my spaceship.
My dear, dear spaceship. Developing an emotional attachment to a spaceship in today's New Eden is highly unwise.
The first and last ship I did this to was my first battleship, Constellation, Hyperion-class. I personally knew every officer on board and tried to behave like a mortal captain of the Federal Navy would. I spent countless hours missioning in it. I flew it in lowsec in militia fleets to scatter the Caldari (they were on the retreat) and destroy their towers. BacardiDesire led us to victory those days.
Then, I died, and it stopped to matter. I sold it. That was probably the best outcome. The crew who was with me all those years were allowed to retire, and the ship was disassembled and put on market.
Lucky bastards. |
Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
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Posted - 2015.04.12 20:32:57 -
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If this wasn't a gutter press article, it would have been interesting.
Archived.
We Return.
Unit XS365BT.
Designated Communications Officer.
Unit Commune.
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Bourbon Limoges
Maison Ceramique Limoges Chocolatiers
38
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Posted - 2015.04.12 20:50:58 -
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Unit XS365BT wrote:If this wasn't a gutter press article, it would have been interesting.
Interest is where you find it. |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome Heiian Conglomerate
1417
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Posted - 2015.04.13 06:04:04 -
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Muck Raker wrote: "One of the files shows images of what look like Gallente women, and then it has some images of different fruit and vegetables, then a table of numbers and then it has some images of the Gallente women again, some of which look thinner.
To answer this you need to approach this line of information is reverse.
Drones read from right to left - bottom of the page up. Hence the reason people are having trouble deciphering it.
The pictures of the Skinny Gallente women is because Gallente Women all eventually become Junkys (Crash Addicts). They start out on Synth and eventually end up needing Improved just to get anything done in their day.
Here I post exhibit A - Typical Gallente Woman
The Pictures of the Vegetables are there as the average Gallente women needs to work a corner to earn enough money to support her drug habit.
So basically they are an 'Exercise Tool' used to help strengthen female Gallente pelvic floor muscles and keep them fit for work.
I am glad to have helped clear this up for you all.
https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
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Claudia Osyn
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
1144
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Posted - 2015.04.13 16:55:26 -
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IbanezLaney wrote:Muck Raker wrote: "One of the files shows images of what look like Gallente women, and then it has some images of different fruit and vegetables, then a table of numbers and then it has some images of the Gallente women again, some of which look thinner. To answer this you need to approach this line of information is reverse. Drones read from right to left - bottom of the page up. Hence the reason people are having trouble deciphering it. The pictures of the Skinny Gallente women is because Gallente Women all eventually become Junkys (Crash Addicts). They start out on Synth and eventually end up needing Improved just to get anything done in their day. Here I post exhibit A - Typical Gallente WomanThe Pictures of the Vegetables are there as the average Gallente women needs to work a corner to earn enough money to support her drug habit. So basically they are an 'Exercise Tool' used to help strengthen female Gallente pelvic floor muscles and keep them fit for work. I am glad to have helped clear this up for you all. Not all Gallente women end up as druggies. Also, tossed salad anyone?
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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Sixx Vicious
Repracor Industries
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Posted - 2015.04.13 17:22:03 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:IbanezLaney wrote:Muck Raker wrote: "One of the files shows images of what look like Gallente women, and then it has some images of different fruit and vegetables, then a table of numbers and then it has some images of the Gallente women again, some of which look thinner. To answer this you need to approach this line of information is reverse. Drones read from right to left - bottom of the page up. Hence the reason people are having trouble deciphering it. The pictures of the Skinny Gallente women is because Gallente Women all eventually become Junkys (Crash Addicts). They start out on Synth and eventually end up needing Improved just to get anything done in their day. Here I post exhibit A - Typical Gallente WomanThe Pictures of the Vegetables are there as the average Gallente women needs to work a corner to earn enough money to support her drug habit. So basically they are an 'Exercise Tool' used to help strengthen female Gallente pelvic floor muscles and keep them fit for work. I am glad to have helped clear this up for you all. Not all Gallente women end up as druggies. Also, tossed salad anyone?
That's a gateway kink.
Hawk style Thukk Life.
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