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Hector Skunk
Highsecberg.
12
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Posted - 2015.04.13 07:44:16 -
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This thread made me laugh so hard my leg hurts! Amazing!
I am Hector Skunk. - "Tisiphone Dira > I feel bullied."
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Noragen Neirfallas
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
211
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Posted - 2015.04.13 07:52:18 -
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Hector Skunk wrote:This thread made me laugh so hard my leg hurts! Amazing! (Out of character) the best part is that regardless who is found guilty there is going to be a hanging
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Danalee
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
1246
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Posted - 2015.04.13 08:52:16 -
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OOC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:He sounds like a really great dude. Shame he joined marmite! When he goes on an EVE break or stops playing all together we'll make sure he joins your bawaw bunch. For the time being, our bunch is where the cool cats hang, so there!
D.
Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Snuggle Society Snuggle Society.
1622
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Posted - 2015.04.13 11:37:54 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Slanderous arguments that fly in the face of well established forum cases. With all due respect Mr. UAE, my client has been following well set precedent in C&P law. As you pointed out, there are no written laws within these boards, so we must look at previous examples of justice. All previous examples reviewed have shown no evidence, and the vast majority of the time the defendant is found guilty of awesomeness. I move that this precedent be followed in this case, and deann00 Otomeya be found guilty of acts of awesomeness including but not limited to corp theft, Awoxing, and being too cool for the corp he was in.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard the arguments, what say you?
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Dradis Aulmais
Jump On Contact Sock Puppet Federation
755
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Posted - 2015.04.13 12:14:21 -
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Slanderous arguments that fly in the face of well established forum cases. With all due respect Mr. UAE, my client has been following well set precedent in C&P law. As you pointed out, there are no written laws within these boards, so we must look at previous examples of justice. All previous examples reviewed have shown no evidence, and the vast majority of the time the defendant is found guilty of awesomeness. I move that this precedent be followed in this case, and deann00 Otomeya be found guilty of acts of awesomeness including but not limited to corp theft, Awoxing, and being too cool for the corp he was in. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard the arguments, what say you?
My clients Deep Space Mining agree to the above motion your honor.
Bar Certified General Counsel Attorney at Law Crime and Punishment
JAG Gallente Federal Navy
Clients
Deep Space Mining Corp *Brave Crewmen of the Brave Corporations *
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Noragen Neirfallas
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
217
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Posted - 2015.04.13 13:24:20 -
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Well this is unexpected. Unless the defence would like to defend against the charges of being awesome by means including but not limited to awoxing, corp theft and being too cool for the Corp he was in?
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
21109
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Posted - 2015.04.13 18:08:43 -
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:With all due respect Mr. UAE, my client has been following well set precedent in C&P law. As you pointed out, there are no written laws within these boards, so we must look at previous examples of justice. All previous examples reviewed have shown no evidence, and the vast majority of the time the defendant is found guilty of awesomeness. I move that this precedent be followed in this case, and deann00 Otomeya be found guilty of acts of awesomeness including but not limited to corp theft, Awoxing, and being too cool for the corp he was in.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard the arguments, what say you?
My clients awesomeness is not on trial here! If this was a simple Character Defamation case, we would indeed hear the evidence and make that determination. What we are here for is to clear the good name of a man, who is wrongfully accused of malicious action. Whether he be awesome is besides the point! There may be time, place and thread to establish awesomeness, or to flat out brag of ones exploits, this is not the time for either! This is a time to stamp out the torches and blunt the pitchforks that have been wrongfully employed against my client!
How many times must innocent people be thrown beneath the wheel of justice? How many times must we see these frivolous and circumstantial cases brought before the Board? Why can one make such proofless claims in C&P and forever besmirch the good name of a man? How hard is it to present the proof you claim to have?!?!?!? These are the questions we are here to answer!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Tengu Grib
Glorious Revolutionary Armed Forces of Highsec CODE.
1102
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Posted - 2015.04.13 21:56:33 -
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Sorry for my tardiness.
I submit myself as a candidate for the position of Court Investigator in this case. I will endeavor to uncover any information and expose any inaccuracies in claims made by any of the involved parties.
Please inform me our the courts decision in this matter. |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Snuggle Society Snuggle Society.
1628
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Posted - 2015.04.13 22:17:06 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:With all due respect Mr. UAE, my client has been following well set precedent in C&P law. As you pointed out, there are no written laws within these boards, so we must look at previous examples of justice. All previous examples reviewed have shown no evidence, and the vast majority of the time the defendant is found guilty of awesomeness. I move that this precedent be followed in this case, and deann00 Otomeya be found guilty of acts of awesomeness including but not limited to corp theft, Awoxing, and being too cool for the corp he was in.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard the arguments, what say you? My clients awesomeness is not on trial here! If this was a simple Character Defamation case, we would indeed hear the evidence and make that determination. What we are here for is to clear the good name of a man, who is wrongfully accused of malicious action. Whether he be awesome is besides the point! There may be time, place and thread to establish awesomeness, or to flat out brag of ones exploits, this is not the time for either! This is a time to stamp out the torches and blunt the pitchforks that have been wrongfully employed against my client! How many times must innocent people be thrown beneath the wheel of justice? How many times must we see these frivolous and circumstantial cases brought before the Board? Why can one make such proofless claims in C&P and forever besmirch the good name of a man? How hard is it to present the proof you claim to have?!?!?!? These are the questions we are here to answer! You Honor, I move that the foregone statement be ignored by the jury. As I have said previously, the court of C&P has always acted without evidence provided. I fail to see why it would need any now. I would now like to call Tengu Grib, Court Investiagor to the stand.
Mr. Grib, what have you found about the character of the defendant?
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Tengu Grib
Glorious Revolutionary Armed Forces of Highsec CODE.
1102
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Posted - 2015.04.13 22:35:30 -
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote: You Honor, I move that the foregone statement be ignored by the jury. As I have said previously, the court of C&P has always acted without evidence provided. I fail to see why it would need any now. I would now like to call Tengu Grib, Court Investiagor to the stand.
Mr. Grib, what have you found about the character of the defendant?
Thank you Mr. RhubarbPie.
I have investigated the character of the defendant, and in my professional opinion based on the information I uncovered, he is a "Cool Dude."
That is all. |
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
21120
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Posted - 2015.04.13 23:18:20 -
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My Client and I are willing to negotiate a plea on the charge of 'Being Awesome'.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Noragen Neirfallas
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
230
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Posted - 2015.04.13 23:23:54 -
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Order Order. The Court accepts Tengu Grib as Court Investigator and appoints him with the task of uncovering the other identities of one Super Paladin so that the execution may be carried out in full. The court has never acted without evidence against a capsuleer. In fact a lack of evidence normally leads towards the OP being convicted as you can see in case's 00002-00004. The jury will take into consideration Unsuccessful At Everything's arguments. We will allow Tengu Grib 48 hours to uncover this alleged 'Main' the OP boldly claimed to have and any connections this 'Main' may have had with the diabolical Nitshe. We will await the conclusion of his investigation.
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Dradis Aulmais
Jump On Contact Sock Puppet Federation
759
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Posted - 2015.04.14 01:13:51 -
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SIr, Deep Space Mining would like to ask the court to remind the Jury that the OP has acted outside the bounds of his contract with Deep Space Mining and we have increase his tax rate to 11% with a portion of that going to the widows and orphans fund. We ask that you remind the jury that his actions are not reflective of Deep Space Mining principals.
Bar Certified General Counsel Attorney at Law Crime and Punishment
JAG Gallente Federal Navy
Clients
Deep Space Mining Corp *Brave Crewmen of the Brave Corporations *
Quafe
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Snuggle Society Snuggle Society.
1629
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Posted - 2015.04.14 01:45:15 -
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Tengu Grib wrote:BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote: You Honor, I move that the foregone statement be ignored by the jury. As I have said previously, the court of C&P has always acted without evidence provided. I fail to see why it would need any now. I would now like to call Tengu Grib, Court Investiagor to the stand.
Mr. Grib, what have you found about the character of the defendant?
Thank you Mr. RhubarbPie. I have investigated the character of the defendant, and in my professional opinion based on the information I uncovered, he is a "Cool Dude." That is all. Mr. Grib, Would you say that being a cool dude would lend itself to being guilty of the charges the defendant is on trail for?
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Noragen Neirfallas
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
231
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Posted - 2015.04.14 04:18:33 -
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Eh this court needs lunch. Jury what is your decision? Super paladin or deann00 Otomeya guilty?
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Hector Skunk
Highsecberg.
28
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Posted - 2015.04.14 04:38:52 -
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This is amazing!
I am Hector Skunk. - "Tisiphone Dira > I feel bullied."
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
2220
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Posted - 2015.04.14 10:08:59 -
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Hector Skunk wrote:This is amazing! Marmite always takes these things very seriously, as we expect all our players to be nice fluffy saints.
YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - DELETE THE WEAK , ADAPT OR DIE !
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Hector Skunk
Highsecberg.
36
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Posted - 2015.04.14 10:13:31 -
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Thousand years ago when I was a kid I had the, obviously, cutest and fluffiest bunny of them all until I learned that cute and fluffy doesn't mean I won't bleed when I am being scratched and bitten.
I am Hector Skunk. - "Tisiphone Dira > I feel bullied."
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Danalee
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
1257
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Posted - 2015.04.14 10:41:48 -
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Your honor,
Considering all the facts, evidence and lack thereof presented, my official stance as member of the jury is as follows;
On the count of being awesome and a 'cool dude' charged against the defendant the honorable Deann00 Otomeya:
Guilty as charged!
On the count of malicious Slander of the defendant's good name by the OP aliased in this court as Super Paladin, besmirching of the defendant's evewho board and his forum identity with false allegations
Guilty as charged!
On the count of the OP aliased in this court as Super Paladin possibly being an alt of the phantom Nitshe... I cannot in good faith take a stance. It has come to the jury's attention that there is a distinct possibility your honorable member of the jury presenting these decisions is herself an alt of that ratchet knave Nitsche. We must abstain from ruling since any outcome would be playing in Nitsche's diabolical plans.
D.
Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Snuggle Society Snuggle Society.
1633
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Posted - 2015.04.14 10:53:05 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:My Client and I are willing to negotiate a plea on the charge of 'Being Awesome'.
I'm sure a deal can be reached on that charge. My client has agreed to give up all claims of forum competence in light of a forth coming deal.
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
2223
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Posted - 2015.04.14 11:25:29 -
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This can only mean one thing.......
YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - DELETE THE WEAK , ADAPT OR DIE !
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Noragen Neirfallas
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
234
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Posted - 2015.04.14 13:59:02 -
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The Court will await the decision of the other jurors before proceeding to sentencing
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Fybs
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
348
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Posted - 2015.04.14 22:35:51 -
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Your Honor
I find Dean Guilty of being awesome!
Don't confuse kindness with weakness.
Beware the hand of Fybs.
Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
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Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
1506
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Posted - 2015.04.14 23:26:55 -
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Hector Skunk wrote:Thousand years ago when I was a kid I had the, obviously, cutest and fluffiest bunny of them all until I learned that cute and fluffy doesn't mean I won't bleed when I am being scratched and bitten.
Funny, I had one of those too. I still have scars on my forearms from cute and fluffy freaking out and scratching the bejezus out of me. I also learned that cute and fluffy doesn't mean it wont be delicious when fried up and served with a side of sauteed mushrooms and onions.
I sometimes ponder whether or not my childhood was a healthy thing.
I keep a thoughtgun next to the bed, fully loaded with nerdshot. Just in case.
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Noragen Neirfallas
Somalian Coast Guard Authority The Marmite Collective
238
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Posted - 2015.04.14 23:41:21 -
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This court has discovered disturbing evidence that this allege 'Main' of super paladin does indeed exist. This court engaged the services of a skilled team of infiltrators at great expense to uncover the truth of the matter. It appears that Jambo Flambo and Kalihira are the culprits behind this for reasons of 'deann00 Otomeya is TOO awesome'. Many boffins died bringing us this information
The Court orders Tora Bushido to execute both of these 'Mains' and to bring back their heads. Furthermore as this is CoCaP (I kinda like this abreviation) the rule of the land is 'Post with your main or GTFO'. For breaking this law I order all parties on the side of the accuser (prosecutor exempted) to add a line in their bio's 'I am a forum coward'
We await the decision of the other 3 jurors.
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Dradis Aulmais
Jump On Contact Sock Puppet Federation
763
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Posted - 2015.04.15 00:15:56 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:This court has discovered disturbing evidence that this allege 'Main' of super paladin does indeed exist. This court engaged the services of a skilled team of infiltrators at great expense to uncover the truth of the matter. It appears that Jambo Flambo and Kalihira are the culprits behind this for reasons of 'deann00 Otomeya is TOO awesome'. Many boffins died bringing us this information The Court orders Tora Bushido to execute both of these 'Mains' and to bring back their heads. Furthermore as this is CoCaP (I kinda like this abreviation) the rule of the land is 'Post with your main or GTFO'. For breaking this law I order all parties on the side of the accuser (prosecutor exempted) to add a line in their bio's 'I am a forum coward' We await the decision of the other 3 jurors.
My clients have noted this in the employment files and alerted our recruiting department of the courts order.
So signed Dradis Aulmais General Counsle
Bar Certified General Counsel Attorney at Law Crime and Punishment
JAG Gallente Federal Navy
Clients
Deep Space Mining Corp *Brave Crewmen of the Brave Corporations *
Quafe
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
2226
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Posted - 2015.04.15 10:03:26 -
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So it will be done, warr, warrrrr, warrrrrrrr......... Ultramar Independent Contracting !
The End.
YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - DELETE THE WEAK , ADAPT OR DIE !
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Tengu Grib
Glorious Revolutionary Armed Forces of Highsec CODE.
1111
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Posted - 2015.04.15 17:29:29 -
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Another successful trial in C & P. Job well done. |
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