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Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
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Posted - 2015.04.19 22:36:49 -
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As of 1600 hours, Cluster Standard, 19.04.117 you should all get off my lawn. I need my sleep, at my time of life, and all the shenanigans are downright disrespectful. For the duration of this operation, dubbed 'Get off my porch' by military experts, I will be shaking a fist at any offenders, so be warned. It is entirely likely that, until you have all gotten off my porch and allowed me to get the sleep I need to cease being a grumpy old man, there will be an interdiction of sass, loitering and backtalk throughout the region of my porch.
Those of you who are no better than you should be are hereby served notice that a sesquipedalian vocabulary, making of overblown claims and grandiloquent way of describing what amounts to a fart in a hullbreach may be inflicted on you all if you do not avoid the area of my porch until this state of grumpiness is at an end.
That means you, Maker darn it.
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..."
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Wendrika Hydreiga
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Posted - 2015.04.19 22:51:36 -
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Wow Mister Tuulinen, you're older and grumpier than usual! |
Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
4660
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Posted - 2015.04.19 22:55:16 -
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Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:Wow Mister Tuulinen, you're older and grumpier than usual!
Damn you, Wendrika. Get off my porch!
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..."
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Sinjin Mokk
Stillwater Corporation That Escalated Quickly.
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Posted - 2015.04.19 22:56:05 -
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Sorry Mister T.
We're just, you know, a product of our environment.
Want I should wash your Kestral for ya?
Dark Amarr: Rumors!
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Evi Polevhia
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
889
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Posted - 2015.04.19 23:24:15 -
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Stillwater offers cleaning services. 10/10 Did such a great job they can scub the green right off a Wyrkomi Rhea. |
N'maro Makari
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
484
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Posted - 2015.04.19 23:54:02 -
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Pah.
I let my dog poop on your porch.
I did not scoop.
Anarchy forever.
**Vherokior-á**
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Binii Kusoni
Withu
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Posted - 2015.04.20 00:04:43 -
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You are welcome to my porch.
A man with outward courage dares to die; a man with inner courage dares to live.
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Xadiran
Moira. Villore Accords
39
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Posted - 2015.04.20 01:02:18 -
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If I bring some cold beer, can I sit on your porch with you? |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
408
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Posted - 2015.04.20 01:19:17 -
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You can't tell us what to do!
We will bring all the boomboxes to your porch!
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Xindi Kraid
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
930
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Posted - 2015.04.20 01:40:10 -
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Kids these days with their music and their Tech 3 ships. . . |
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
408
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Posted - 2015.04.20 02:14:52 -
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Xindi Kraid wrote:Kids these days with their music and their Tech 3 ships. . .
This is going to be one of those 'back in my day' talks again, isn't it, gramps?
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Claudia Osyn
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
1167
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Posted - 2015.04.20 03:07:36 -
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I, Claudia Amelia Testarossa Wingate Lillithella Osyn MDCXXXIV, Goddess of the IGS do hereby approve if this message and it's origin.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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Arkady Vachon
Aliastra Gallente Federation
1251
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Posted - 2015.04.20 04:32:43 -
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Need some coffee, Pieter?
Nothing Personal - Just Business...
Chaos Creates Content
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
408
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Posted - 2015.04.20 07:18:40 -
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Arkady Vachon wrote:Need some coffee, Pieter?
Coffee has a side effect of raising the heart rate of the drinker, which starts an adrenaline secretion positive feedback loop. That will only make Pieter even grumpier.
The remedy is more beer.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Jace Sarice
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Posted - 2015.04.20 15:02:32 -
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Due to your current attitude towards your porch, it seems like a great time to sell. I am willing to make an unreasonable offer for the entirety of your porch, children included. |
Rhiannon Dellacorte
Repracor Industries
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Posted - 2015.04.20 15:04:43 -
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You certainly look like a grumpy old man in your portrait, Tuulinen.
Rules of Acquisition #261
A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
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Mizhir
Matari Exodus
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Posted - 2015.04.20 15:06:19 -
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I don't know about the rest of you. But this sounds like a challenge to me.
One Man Crew - Collective Solo PVP - Video is out!
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Xindi Kraid
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
931
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Posted - 2015.04.21 01:34:24 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Xindi Kraid wrote:Kids these days with their music and their Tech 3 ships. . . This is going to be one of those 'back in my day' talks again, isn't it, gramps? Of course.
When i was a cadet, We had to go to the academy 20 jumps into nullsec, gatecampped both ways. In an ibis. |
Kalaratiri
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
551
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Posted - 2015.04.21 03:01:18 -
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I wouldn't upset old man Tuulinen guys, he'll set his wife on you!
She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon
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Kyoko Sakoda
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
214
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Posted - 2015.04.21 05:11:10 -
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Note to self: bring puppy to the next corporate captain's meeting. |
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Vincent Pryce
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
251
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Posted - 2015.04.21 09:50:27 -
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I have not laughed this hard in a good while, Pieter. Thank you.
"From your Curse we made Heaven for ourselves." -Vincent Pryce, Archangel of Asakai
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KaRa DaVuT
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
291
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Posted - 2015.04.21 10:20:21 -
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Ah.. Well this is unexpected even ftom a guy like you .
Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is in your heart and on your mind... And what you decide to do every day, makes you - not your race - a good man - or not.
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Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
4687
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Posted - 2015.04.21 15:02:43 -
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KaRa DaVuT wrote:Ah.. Well this is unexpected even ftom a guy like you .
I thought a little levity was well timed. There have been far too many 'blockades' lately and it's a trend I wanted to help nip in the bud, if possible. A little ridicule seemed needed.
"You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions."
"Only a killer would know that..."
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Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.04.21 16:18:02 -
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I never was on your lawn, please excuse me, and I don't plan to! Please don't be mad and grumpy at me!
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