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Viron Tash-Murkon
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.04.26 04:23:16 -
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I am but a courier. My employer needs a scientist willing to do quite illegal scientific work.
Message me if interested, and my employer will contact you. |
Foley Aberas Jones
Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
236
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Posted - 2015.04.26 04:25:49 -
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I do the Science stuff
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Sinjin Mokk
Stillwater Corporation That Escalated Quickly.
45
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Posted - 2015.04.26 12:56:19 -
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"Illegal" covers a broad spectrum of activity. And what is illegal in one part of the galaxy, is sometimes perfectly legal in others.
Tell your employer to move to a place where the laws are more relaxed. Anyone who would seriously answer this ad is either setting you up, or too intellectually challenged to be of any use.
Dark Amarr: Rumors!
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Viron Tash-Murkon
Viziam Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2015.04.26 14:27:49 -
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It begins with 'bio' and ends with an 'n'. |
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
548
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Posted - 2015.04.26 14:54:57 -
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Viron Tash-Murkon wrote:It begins with 'bio' and ends with an 'n'. Gods and spirits....
Well, I suppose we now know where Doctor Valerie Valate's recent rant came from.
Doctor Valate, as I don't doubt you've seen this, would you be willing to blow this particular bit of foolishness open by letting us know exactly who's being this much of an idiot? From the looks of things you'd be doing the cluster a favor.
My first guess starts with 'nau' and ends with an 's', but I'm sure he's not the only option. |
Tiberious Thessalonia
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
2314
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Posted - 2015.04.26 14:57:53 -
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This is a very subtle thread! |
Doctor Valate
Delve Medical Services
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Posted - 2015.04.26 18:36:26 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote:Viron Tash-Murkon wrote:It begins with 'bio' and ends with an 'n'. Gods and spirits.... Well, I suppose we now know where Doctor Valerie Valate's recent rant came from. Doctor Valate, as I don't doubt you've seen this, would you be willing to blow this particular bit of foolishness open by letting us know exactly who's being this much of an idiot? From the looks of things you'd be doing the cluster a favor. My first guess starts with 'nau' and ends with an 's', but I'm sure he's not the only option.
Well, this is curious, isn't it ?
I'm reasonably sure I haven't met this particular person before, though it is difficult to tell, what with that whole robe thing, and the dark lighting and all the other accoutrements of Shadowy Behaviour. Personally, if I was to employ a Shadowy Middleman, or woman, then I wouldn't go with the dark robes of obviousness, see the likes of the Ministry of Internal Order would be looking for people behaving in a shadowy fashion, now wouldn't they? Instead, I would employ one of those average-looking Gallente men, or women, whose features are indistinct, that you'd have trouble remembering their details. Well, you would, if you didn't have all those fancy capsuleer eidetic memory implants and all that. Funny how that goes.
I have no idea who this persons employer is. I wouldn't be surprised if it was Nauplius, but, well, Nauplius doesn't really do shadowy intermediaries. He just comes right flat out and says everything.
My opinion piece about bioweapons was actually in response to some tedious suggestion that bioweaponry should be employed against the Drifter threat. And what a ludicrous idea that would have been.
A mystery wrapped in an enigma.
Doctor Valerie Valate. Not to be confused with the other Valerie Valate.
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Sinjin Mokk
Stillwater Corporation That Escalated Quickly.
51
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Posted - 2015.04.27 17:54:09 -
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In the previous thread we saw quite clearly who was willing to use bio agents and who wasn't.
Once a person has committed war crimes, it's usually pretty easy for her to commit them again.
I think we've effectively nipped this attempt in the bud.
Dark Amarr: Rumors!
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iyammarrok
Ultramar Independent Contracting
234
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Posted - 2015.04.27 18:57:48 -
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Why does this thread read far too much like a BAAAD undercover cop drama...
Not indicative of corporate policy unless otherwise stated.
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Vechtor
DuPont Enterprises Perpetual Alliance
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Posted - 2015.04.29 21:25:12 -
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Viron Tash-Murkon wrote:I am but a courier. My employer needs a scientist willing to do quite illegal scientific work.
Why would someone make public a demand for a scientist to run illegal scientific work? |
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iyammarrok
Ultramar Independent Contracting
246
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Posted - 2015.04.29 22:26:26 -
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Vechtor wrote:Viron Tash-Murkon wrote:I am but a courier. My employer needs a scientist willing to do quite illegal scientific work. Why would someone make public a demand for a scientist to run illegal scientific work?
Inept PMC?
Not indicative of corporate policy unless otherwise stated.
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Trii Seo
730
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Posted - 2015.04.29 23:01:58 -
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iyammarrok wrote:Vechtor wrote:Viron Tash-Murkon wrote:I am but a courier. My employer needs a scientist willing to do quite illegal scientific work. Why would someone make public a demand for a scientist to run illegal scientific work? Inept PMC?
A really, really, really undertrained DED operative that doesn't know how you order a bioweapon and is trying to catch someone red-handed?
This usually ends up with said operative screaming "I found them! I found who makes bioweapons!" as he's about to be thrown into a jungle full of feral slaver hounds.
(Psst. If you really want to order a bioweapon, go to Paara - there's a miner's bar on the station. Ask for Mr. Steve.
Actually, don't. I just remembered that's how you order a knuckle sandwich there, not a bioweapon. My bad.)
The king is dead, long live the king!
Glory to Maximilian Singularity the Sixth, First of his Name!
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Claudia Osyn
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
1178
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Posted - 2015.04.30 07:47:41 -
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For the love of me..... You can buy weapons like that right off of a GalNet site for a few thousand ISK a unit. Stop bothering the scientists that are making the cluster a better place.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
530
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Posted - 2015.04.30 10:01:22 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:For the love of me..... You can buy weapons like that right off of a GalNet site for a few thousand ISK a unit.
I suppose he wants a designer bioweapon, you know, with a more personal touch.
Signature bioweapon, even? I'm thinking confetti... However, Mr. Tash-Murkon, if your acquisition fails, I'd try Khanid cuisine. Olishi rolls are practically kresh tea-level material.
- Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim
Angels are never far...
Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
354
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Posted - 2015.04.30 11:53:48 -
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Nauplius would not use a middleman to conduct weapons purchases. I would, of course, rejoice at the development of any Minmatar-specific bioweapon. |
Karmilla Strife
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
294
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Posted - 2015.04.30 12:01:23 -
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Nauplius wrote:Nauplius would not use a middleman to conduct weapons purchases. I would, of course, rejoice at the development of any Minmatar-specific bioweapon.
"And furthermore: bwahahaha." |
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
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Posted - 2015.04.30 12:34:33 -
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What's this about biobuns?
Fear and Loathing in Internet Spaceships
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Claudia Osyn
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
1180
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Posted - 2015.04.30 14:03:44 -
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Nauplius wrote:Nauplius would not use a middleman to conduct weapons purchases. I would, of course, rejoice at the development of any Minmatar-specific bioweapon. Wait, third person? When did you start talking in the third person? O_o
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works
327
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Posted - 2015.04.30 14:09:47 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Nauplius wrote:Nauplius would not use a middleman to conduct weapons purchases. I would, of course, rejoice at the development of any Minmatar-specific bioweapon. Wait, third person? When did you start talking in the third person? O_o
Well, at this point who's talking about him? Deitra Vess sees his desire to be talked about and Deitra Vess can understand why he feels the need to talk in the third person... |
Claudia Osyn
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
1180
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Posted - 2015.04.30 16:16:52 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Nauplius wrote:Nauplius would not use a middleman to conduct weapons purchases. I would, of course, rejoice at the development of any Minmatar-specific bioweapon. Wait, third person? When did you start talking in the third person? O_o Well, at this point who's talking about him? Deitra Vess sees his desire to be talked about and Deitra Vess can understand why he feels the need to talk in the third person... Claudia sees your point, and Claudia almost feels pity for Nauplius. Claudia thinks that maybe Nauplius just needs a hug.....
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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Avio Yaken
Scope Works
2025
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Posted - 2015.04.30 16:41:54 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Nauplius wrote:Nauplius would not use a middleman to conduct weapons purchases. I would, of course, rejoice at the development of any Minmatar-specific bioweapon. Wait, third person? When did you start talking in the third person? O_o Well, at this point who's talking about him? Deitra Vess sees his desire to be talked about and Deitra Vess can understand why he feels the need to talk in the third person... Claudia sees your point, and Claudia almost feels pity for Nauplius. Claudia thinks that maybe Nauplius just needs a hug.....
Avio is very confused by this talking in third person. Avio feels the need to drag this joke out longer. Avio regrets nothing
One does not simply, Cope with the scope
DUST 514 recruitment link
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works
328
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Posted - 2015.04.30 17:08:12 -
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Deitra doesn't want to become a Sebiestor blood smoothie and thus Deitra won't hug Nauplius. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
354
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Posted - 2015.05.01 01:46:34 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Nauplius wrote:Nauplius would not use a middleman to conduct weapons purchases. I would, of course, rejoice at the development of any Minmatar-specific bioweapon. Wait, third person? When did you start talking in the third person? O_o Well, at this point who's talking about him? Deitra Vess sees his desire to be talked about and Deitra Vess can understand why he feels the need to talk in the third person... Claudia sees your point, and Claudia almost feels pity for Nauplius. Claudia thinks that maybe Nauplius just needs a hug.....
Nauplius welcomes hugs from non-Minmatar.
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Claudia Osyn
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
1184
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Posted - 2015.05.01 04:14:17 -
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Nauplius wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Nauplius wrote:Nauplius would not use a middleman to conduct weapons purchases. I would, of course, rejoice at the development of any Minmatar-specific bioweapon. Wait, third person? When did you start talking in the third person? O_o Well, at this point who's talking about him? Deitra Vess sees his desire to be talked about and Deitra Vess can understand why he feels the need to talk in the third person... Claudia sees your point, and Claudia almost feels pity for Nauplius. Claudia thinks that maybe Nauplius just needs a hug..... Nauplius welcomes hugs from non-Minmatar. Claudia wonders if she may bring a knife, a broad spectrum signal jamming device, and a flamethrower to the hug.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works
334
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Posted - 2015.05.01 04:21:43 -
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Deitra hopes the hug is recorded |
Claudia Osyn
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
1184
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Posted - 2015.05.01 04:26:52 -
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*Holds video recording device*
Claudia would forever regret missing out on the royalty payments were it not....
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
618
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Posted - 2015.05.01 04:55:27 -
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Nauplius wrote:Nauplius welcomes hugs from non-Minmatar.
So ...
... yeah ...
... my skin is now trying to crawl away and hide. I think I'll go join it. |
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