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Constantly Outraged Sebiestor
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2015.04.26 09:00:50 -
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Gutter Press has been informed that on a number of planets in the Republic, mostly in Metropolis region, there have appeared a wave of doomsayers.
The doomsayers are reported as being all Minmatar, though the Tribes to which they belong is unclear, with some witnesses saying the doomsayers appeared to have removed their tribal tattoos, and were covered in scars, making their Tribal affiliation unclear or impossible to make out.
The message the doomsayers are speaking is reportedly that the Elders are all dead, the rescued Starkmanir also, and that the Shakor government is trying to cover this up.
The cause of death of the Elders and Starkmanir is supposedly related to the appearance of the Thera system, and some of the anomalies therein, such as the wreck of a Thukker Caravan capital ship.
Gutter Press sent an investigator, to find out what the word on the streets was.
"The Elders and the Thukkers were building a new Matar, in Thera, the Sisters of Eve were helping them. Now it's all blown up, and they're all dead. We're doomed. Doomed. Doooooooooomed!", said one wailing individual, with the build of a Sebiestor.
"Balderdash", said a tall Brutor. "The Elders sanctuary isn't in Thera, it's somewhere else. I don't know where, but I do know it's not Thera. That wouldn't make any sense."
"Shakor knows the truth, and he's keeping it from us. We have a right to know!", said a disgruntled Vherokior exotic dancer.
"I give up. I've had it with civilisation. I'm going into the jungle to eat berries and wear animal skins", said an unhappy Sebiestor motorcycle hooligan, sitting astride a large motorcycle. "Don't be daft, there's no jungles round here. And no animals with skins big enough to wear. You'd catch your death of cold", said his mother, in the sidecar with her groceries.
A request for comment to a RSS agent known to Gutter Press, was met only with silence.
Gutter Press. You read it here first. |
Wendrika Hydreiga
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Posted - 2015.04.26 11:21:47 -
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Oh no! Doomy dooms of doom! That's terribad! |
Frenjo Borkstar
DED Emergent Threat Special Task Group
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Posted - 2015.04.26 11:38:01 -
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We know very well that the Matyrhan Lakat'Hro or however you say and spell it, was pulled through a wormhole into Thera during the first Seyllin incident, there isn't an "Elder Sanctuary" or whatever in Thera. Nonsense.
Cmdr. Dr. Frenjo Borkstar,
DED Emergent Threats Special Task Group,
Project PARADOX Lead // Task Force OMEGA Commander.
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Evi Polevhia
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
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Posted - 2015.04.26 12:53:26 -
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Surely, you can't be - Oh wait wrong person. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
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Posted - 2015.04.26 13:21:47 -
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The night is far spent, the day is at hand:
The Scriptures, Book II, Apocalypse 32:6 wrote:At the end of days when they descend Watch for the coming of the Ark For within it, salvation is carried
Of course, none of these filthy Minmatar subhuman doomsayers will be on the Ark, but from the Ark, I and the rest of the Chosen will delight in watching all Minmatar burn. |
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
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Posted - 2015.04.26 14:58:01 -
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Nauplius wrote:The night is far spent, the day is at hand: The Scriptures, Book II, Apocalypse 32:6 wrote:At the end of days when they descend Watch for the coming of the Ark For within it, salvation is carried Of course, none of these filthy Minmatar subhuman doomsayers will be on the Ark, but from the Ark, I and the rest of the Chosen will delight in watching all Minmatar burn. "And furthermore: bwahahaha." |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.04.26 19:04:34 -
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Drop a piece of turd on somebody's head from a dropship every time you pass a population centre and eventually it might just hit a guy who will immediately scream about how the turd splattered on his head is a portent to doomsday.
Some things just do not change.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Jade Blackwind
Alexylva Paradox Low-Class
479
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Posted - 2015.04.26 19:16:45 -
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Everything will be okay, we will all die.
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
312
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Posted - 2015.04.27 02:04:37 -
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Jade Blackwind wrote:Everything will be okay, we will all die. Oddly, this may be the optimal outcome.....
I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
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Gilan Isana
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.04.27 15:59:10 -
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and with the appearance of Terra, came the appearance of seekers and drifters.
If they are dead, my bet is the drifters had something to do with it. The war has started, cut off the head and killing the body becomes easy.
Minmatar first, who will be second in the cluster to burn? |
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Evi Polevhia
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
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Posted - 2015.04.27 15:59:47 -
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Who is terra? |
Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2015.04.27 16:01:33 -
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Evi Polevhia wrote:Who is terra? I knew a girl named Terra, she had some great..... uh, assets....
I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
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