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Mobadder Thworst
Noob Farmers Bad Neighbors.
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Posted - 2015.05.21 20:49:56 -
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Serendipity Lost wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Serendipity Lost wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Black Legion is recruiting!
Does black legion have a ship replacement program? If it does, would you be kind enough to scam a thanatos out of them and contract it to me at your nearest opportunity? HINT: YOU STILL OWE ME ONE We don't SRP unless its a cap or something. I don't need SRP. No poors. I do however consider our bargain fulfilled. You are a scumbag pirate awoxer. You owe me a thanatos carrier. He really is a scumbag, run a locate agent on him and you'll see... it's well known. Scumbag. For those that don't know the full story..... One day I was piloting along (minding my own business) when all of a sudden - I come across this dude (I wrongly assumed he was a noob, but no just a dude). He convos me and as I'm about to cancel the invite I notice a vindicator and a griffin on d-scan in Ami at the top belt. "The day may get interesting" I say to mayself and open the convo. So this Leto character starts chatting me up like we're old friends from high school. Assuming I just forgot yet another eve pilot I've encountered over the years I decide to play along. As the convo starts to develope I bring in an alt in a bomber to scope out the top belt. I got him on comms and the conversation was wierd right from the beginning, and to this day I'm not sure if I had ever encountered him prior to this sad sad interaction. He went through this long winded explanation about his junior prom and getting caught wearing chapps and how folks were making fun of him. He kept saying "but the were asslesschaps" and I was just thinking 'is there any other kind??' anyway, you get the point. It was one wierdass metaphore for getting caught with your pants down (though he inserted assless chapps for the anklepants). Anyway I was watching the griffin peck away at his buffer tank as he was pinned down in the belt in his vindi. He was going on about being tossed back and forth by a crowd of dudes while wearing assless chapps. It was top belt Ami, so the clock was running. It was time to get a bit direct. So I did. "Leto, where are you going with this.... what's the punchline?" "I could use a little assistance in the top belt old buddy." "What kind of assistance?" "Could you please get this griffin off my back? I really don't need this particular km haunting me forever." (very long negotiation process) 3 minutes later his pitch was getting kind of high, so I'm thinking that structure bar was changing colors. I was starting to seriously feel for this guy. Between the bleeting on comms and the noob in a griffin pecking away, it was just too much. I struck the deal. He (Leto Thule) would deliver to me 2 thanatos carriers and I (Serendipity Lost) would deliver to him sweet sweet freedom for his griffin pecked vindicator. I toyed with uncloaking the bomber and finishing him and looting the wreck, but then that mental picture of him lying in the parking lot, covered in dirt trying to pull the flare of his assless chapps over his brushburned buttox. He had absorbed enough for one lifetime, so I took him at his word. I uncloaked the bomber. Popped the griffin and watched as the vindicator was released back into the wild. I felt good about it. Real good. I had done one of those rare eve good deeds, sure I would get paid for it, but the deed was still good. That was over a year back now. He's never paid. He's spent many a thread twisting the story trying to weasel his way out of his obligation. I was gracious enough to reduce the payment down to one thanatos carrier in hopes of getting something out of the deal. All for naught I guess. Sometimes I even wish I was one of those guys on junior prom night. Pushing him around and mocking him.... him and his assless chapps. At this point I can only assume he will continue attempts to twist the truth to get out of it. It's possible that at some point along the way he has begun believing his own lies. I just keep hoping that he'll pay his reduced debt and we can all get along with our lives. I still feel good about saving him, but the overall lack of gratitude on his part makes me worry about the future of eve.
I wish I could like this a few more times. +10
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admiral root
Red Galaxy
2750
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Posted - 2015.05.21 21:49:36 -
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Leto Thule wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:Hire Renegade Armada. today! Make bads lose wars.....like black legion! Does that mean you are going to take our sov in fountain?
Despite his over-zealous use of full stops, I think he's saying that they're going to make bads lose wars, like Black Legion do.
No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff | No-one hates you, none of us care enough for that.
A recent survey of applicants to CODE. corporations showed that 100% accepted James 315 as their saviour. You can't argue with facts.
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Noragen Neirfallas
Dedicated and Dangerous The Marmite Collective
738
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Posted - 2015.05.21 21:59:52 -
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Serendipity Lost. Why have I not read this in the pirate story thread? This by far one of the better eve stories I've heard.
Leto. Dude. I'm in stitches. Write that story up on the out of pod experience.
Holey. why are you even posting that dribble here?
Admiral Root. That makes more sense now
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Leto Thule
Origin. Black Legion.
2669
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Posted - 2015.05.21 22:03:02 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Serendipity Lost. Why have I not read this in the pirate story thread? This by far one of the better eve stories I've heard.
Leto. Dude. I'm in stitches. Write that story up on the out of pod experience.
Holey. why are you even posting that dribble here?
Admiral Root. That makes more sense now
I'm gonna go ahead and guess it wasn't written in the pirate story thread because it didn't happen. I couldn't even fly a battleship until I joined up with BL, which was a few weeks ago.
Holeysheet1 is afraid of thunderdome matches.
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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
1031
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Posted - 2015.05.21 22:05:45 -
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Leto Thule wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Serendipity Lost. Why have I not read this in the pirate story thread? This by far one of the better eve stories I've heard.
Leto. Dude. I'm in stitches. Write that story up on the out of pod experience.
Holey. why are you even posting that dribble here?
Admiral Root. That makes more sense now I'm gonna go ahead and guess it wasn't written in the pirate story thread because it didn't happen. I couldn't even fly a battleship until I joined up with BL, which was a few weeks ago.
Does it even occur to you to tell the truth? |
Noragen Neirfallas
Dedicated and Dangerous The Marmite Collective
738
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Posted - 2015.05.21 22:05:48 -
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Leto Thule wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Serendipity Lost. Why have I not read this in the pirate story thread? This by far one of the better eve stories I've heard.
Leto. Dude. I'm in stitches. Write that story up on the out of pod experience.
Holey. why are you even posting that dribble here?
Admiral Root. That makes more sense now I'm gonna go ahead and guess it wasn't written in the pirate story thread because it didn't happen. I couldn't even fly a battleship until I joined up with BL, which was a few weeks ago. Make it up then its a good story still
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Leto Thule
Origin. Black Legion.
2669
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Posted - 2015.05.21 22:48:24 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Serendipity Lost. Why have I not read this in the pirate story thread? This by far one of the better eve stories I've heard.
Leto. Dude. I'm in stitches. Write that story up on the out of pod experience.
Holey. why are you even posting that dribble here?
Admiral Root. That makes more sense now I'm gonna go ahead and guess it wasn't written in the pirate story thread because it didn't happen. I couldn't even fly a battleship until I joined up with BL, which was a few weeks ago. Make it up then its a good story still As I always say never let the truth get in the way of a good story
Reread it :)
Holeysheet1 is afraid of thunderdome matches.
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Iam The Flash
The Retired Officers Club
519
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Posted - 2015.05.24 09:33:50 -
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hired these fellas, excellent job
made there corp disband lol
would hire again, infact i intend to |
Noragen Neirfallas
Dedicated and Dangerous The Marmite Collective
746
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Posted - 2015.05.24 09:40:57 -
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Iam The Flash wrote:hired these fellas, excellent job
made there corp disband lol
would hire again, infact i intend to I see somebody else lost a bet
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
1740
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Posted - 2015.05.24 10:28:22 -
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So, are Serendipity and Bronson the same person, or does Leto allegedly owe two different people carriers?
If its the latter I might just ask for one for good measure.
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HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada.
597
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Posted - 2015.05.24 10:55:48 -
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Hire Renegade Armada. Today! |
Leto Thule
Origin. Black Legion.
2681
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Posted - 2015.05.24 12:53:19 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:Hire Renegade Armada. Today!
Dude gtfo of my thread.
Holeysheet1 is afraid of thunderdome matches.
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Solecist Punk
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
115
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Posted - 2015.05.24 14:33:11 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:Cry some moar pweez. Any other trolls that belong to large organizations should come to this thread for a free dec. Members of RvB are not allowed to go to tradehubs during wartime or have to pay a penalty after losng a ship there.
Anyhow I remember you. Boring, alcoholic station hugger who has more mouth than skill and keeps talking about his daughter. But to be fair that's three years ago.
When I was -10 I was more outside station and the docking area than you ever were.
I have no idea why some people might think you're relevant.
You're just a coward hiding at the station.
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I have big big breasts in my black black vest
it's not a big big thing if you squeeeeze me,
but I do do feel that you do do will squeeze me muuuuch ... squeeze me muuhuch !
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Mobadder Thworst
Noob Farmers Bad Neighbors.
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Posted - 2015.05.24 14:58:36 -
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To the last respondant, I would like to share the idea that punishing people for losing ships is counterproductive.
Teach them to fight a hub hump, educate them to avoid it, or whatever... But the cultural implications of punishing losses are crap. In my opinion, those policies stifle creativity and fun.
I personally like station games and I like fighting station gamers. I think a lot of the people who look down on them do so in a fit of "sour grapes." Station games are tactically more complex than open space warfare in my opinion (though in the old days, it was a 5 person agressor corp against 2 or 3 30 person target corps). The new alliance paradigm screws that up.
I think the concept of tactically committing forces is relevant in the discussion of anyone who hugs stations and gates. If you only fly alpha shooters and brawlers where you have no choice but to commit in order to engage, that's the smartest way to play.
Otherwise you'll be losing your AB fit brawler to a kite fit whatever.
I admit sebo blasting with a massive hub camp is only arguably harder than mining. This issue, in my opinion, is that increased war dec costs force us all into large alliances where "sugar daddies" who pay for the fights have too much authority.
I retain my position that the old crime watch and war cost structure is the way forward for eve.
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HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada.
597
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Posted - 2015.05.24 15:37:48 -
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Solecist Punk wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:Cry some moar pweez. Any other trolls that belong to large organizations should come to this thread for a free dec. Members of RvB are not allowed to go to tradehubs during wartime or have to pay a penalty after losng a ship there. Anyhow I remember you. Boring, alcoholic station hugger who has more mouth than skill and keeps talking about his daughter. But to be fair that's three years ago. When I was -10 I was more outside station and the docking area than you ever were. I have no idea why some people might think you're relevant. You're just a coward hiding at the station. (you asked for this post, as can be seen in the quote)
Rvb crackhead ramblings....carry on |
Solecist Punk
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
119
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Posted - 2015.05.24 17:28:01 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:Solecist Punk wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:Cry some moar pweez. Any other trolls that belong to large organizations should come to this thread for a free dec. Members of RvB are not allowed to go to tradehubs during wartime or have to pay a penalty after losng a ship there. Anyhow I remember you. Boring, alcoholic station hugger who has more mouth than skill and keeps talking about his daughter. But to be fair that's three years ago. When I was -10 I was more outside station and the docking area than you ever were. I have no idea why some people might think you're relevant. You're just a coward hiding at the station. (you asked for this post, as can be seen in the quote) Rvb crackhead ramblings....carry on I just did what you asked for.
Trolls that belong to large organisations !
HERE I AM !!!
Now dec them ! :D And I don't say this out of the position of a member of RvB who believes they can crush everything.
Bullshit !
In RvB, you're being surrounded not by enemies of war ... ... but by enemies of common sense and intellect.
<----- Profile pic - 1024x1024
I have big big breasts in my black black vest
it's not a big big thing if you squeeeeze me,
but I do do feel that you do do will squeeze me muuuuch ... squeeze me muuhuch !
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HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada.
597
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Posted - 2015.05.24 17:35:18 -
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My fun dec this week is braves. You can wait til next week son. It's not that I don't have enough isk to dec you, it's just that Rvb are kinda noobs imo. As for all the other pathetic trolls on MY thread, carry on.
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Leto Thule
Origin. Black Legion.
2685
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Posted - 2015.05.24 18:56:35 -
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If we are nubs come visit us as home.
Holeysheet1 is afraid of thunderdome matches.
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flakeys
Arkham Innovations
2953
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Posted - 2015.05.24 19:06:59 -
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Solecist Punk wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:Cry some moar pweez. Any other trolls that belong to large organizations should come to this thread for a free dec. Members of RvB are not allowed to go to tradehubs during wartime or have to pay a penalty after losng a ship there. Anyhow I remember you. Boring, alcoholic station hugger who has more mouth than skill and keeps talking about his daughter. But to be fair that's three years ago. When I was -10 I was more outside station and the docking area than you ever were. I have no idea why some people might think you're relevant.
You're just a coward hiding at the station. (you asked for this post, as can be seen in the quote)
You can replace the words ''some people'' with the word ''you'' , that would make more sence in that sentence.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Solecist Punk
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
120
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Posted - 2015.05.24 20:44:32 -
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flakeys wrote:Solecist Punk wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:Cry some moar pweez. Any other trolls that belong to large organizations should come to this thread for a free dec. Members of RvB are not allowed to go to tradehubs during wartime or have to pay a penalty after losng a ship there. Anyhow I remember you. Boring, alcoholic station hugger who has more mouth than skill and keeps talking about his daughter. But to be fair that's three years ago. When I was -10 I was more outside station and the docking area than you ever were. I have no idea why some people might think you're relevant.
You're just a coward hiding at the station. (you asked for this post, as can be seen in the quote) You can replace the words ''some people'' with the word ''you'' , that would make more sence in that sentence.
If he claims he made Marmite relevant ... ... then I believe he can back that up somehow.
I don't automatically assume it's a blatant lie ... ... and he does not seem to be the type of person who does that.
So it has to have some basis and others might know as well.
<----- Profile pic - 1024x1024
I have big big breasts in my black black vest
it's not a big big thing if you squeeeeze me,
but I do do feel that you do do will squeeze me muuuuch ... squeeze me muuhuch !
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Noragen Neirfallas
Dedicated and Dangerous The Marmite Collective
748
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Posted - 2015.05.24 20:48:32 -
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Solecist Punk wrote:flakeys wrote:Solecist Punk wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:Cry some moar pweez. Any other trolls that belong to large organizations should come to this thread for a free dec. Members of RvB are not allowed to go to tradehubs during wartime or have to pay a penalty after losng a ship there. Anyhow I remember you. Boring, alcoholic station hugger who has more mouth than skill and keeps talking about his daughter. But to be fair that's three years ago. When I was -10 I was more outside station and the docking area than you ever were. I have no idea why some people might think you're relevant.
You're just a coward hiding at the station. (you asked for this post, as can be seen in the quote) You can replace the words ''some people'' with the word ''you'' , that would make more sence in that sentence. If he claims he made Marmite relevant ... ... then I believe he can back that up somehow. I don't automatically assume it's a blatant lie ... ... and he does not seem to be the type of person who does that. So it has to have some basis and others might know as well. Who is he again?
When did this stop being an exotic fruit thread? I wanted to discuss the custard apple
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admiral root
Red Galaxy
2753
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Posted - 2015.05.24 21:12:36 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:Cry some moar pweez. Any other trolls that belong to large organizations should come to this thread for a free dec.
CODE. says hi.
No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff | No-one hates you, none of us care enough for that.
A recent survey of applicants to CODE. corporations showed that 100% accepted James 315 as their saviour. You can't argue with facts.
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Boz Dura
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
32
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Posted - 2015.05.26 12:08:25 -
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I heard that if you turned the lights off and said holeysheet 3 times into the mirror a triple sebo phobos with 300 dps would try to solo you |
HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada.
597
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Posted - 2015.05.26 16:44:09 -
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Try 500 dps |
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
1043
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Posted - 2015.05.26 17:36:56 -
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The Paw Paw is not an exotic fruit. It's just a big yellow peach skinned bean full of banana custard.
Fragile as an ego - yes.
Exotic - no.
The phobos is what I consider a chump-mobile. |
HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada.
597
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Posted - 2015.05.27 11:47:14 -
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Hire Renegade Armada. today! |
Mobadder Thworst
Noob Farmers Bad Neighbors.
429
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Posted - 2015.05.27 11:49:43 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:Hire Renegade Armada. today!
Some miners in Umokka were making fun of me.
How much to dec them? |
Noragen Neirfallas
Cheeki Breeki Corp Meet The Bandits.
766
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Posted - 2015.05.27 11:53:08 -
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Mobadder Thworst wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:Hire Renegade Armada. today! Some miners in Umokka were making fun of me. How much to dec them? Plz stop trying to solicit services on my exotic fruit thread
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Aoife Fraoch
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
50
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Posted - 2015.05.27 11:54:19 -
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Actually we get mangos locally. I guess they are like paw paw, but I am not sure how wide spread they are in the world. |
Noragen Neirfallas
Cheeki Breeki Corp Meet The Bandits.
766
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Posted - 2015.05.27 11:55:29 -
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Aoife Fraoch wrote:Actually we get mangos locally. I guess they are like paw paw, but I am not sure how wide spread they are in the world. Australia?
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