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Hipqo
Project AIice Whatever.
103
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:38:24 -
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You should ALWAYS redeem your PLEX and fly around with them, letting people know you got the money to buy stuff like that, before using it for game time.
A life is best lived, to not step into your grave in a well preserved body. Instead, to slide in side ways, all battered and bruised, screamming, "Holy SH**! What a ride!"
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Hicksimus
Xion Limited Resonance.
596
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:41:22 -
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Pro Tip: 3 common forms of tank are hull, shield and armor...make sure to fit all 3 to your drake
Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you?
Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
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Tuttomenui II
Aliastra Gallente Federation
336
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:46:21 -
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Use polarized weapons for lvl4 missions. |
Robertis Olacar
Viziam Amarr Empire
33
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:50:57 -
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Always and I mean always trust what is said in Jita local. |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
2256
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:56:47 -
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Assume your API key requirement actually prevents spies.
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Emiko P'eng
124
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Posted - 2015.04.29 11:58:12 -
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Maximise your profits by stuffing every last cubic metre in your freighter with high value goods when you're off to Jita to trade.
The best profits are to be made if you can get over a billion ISK in a Transport or 10 billion ISK in a freighter. |
Solecist Project
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
22209
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Posted - 2015.04.29 12:15:04 -
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Always eat potatochips on voice. People love the sound of it!
I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror.
Have everything you posess taken away from you.
Most importantly ... yourself.
Corpses4Drifters
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Aladar Dangerface
Zebra Corp The Bastion
158
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Posted - 2015.04.29 12:43:15 -
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Always warp your pod to 0 on a gate in null/low sec. Pounces are for pussies.
Nobody on the internet minds spelling mistakes, so go nuts.
I don't need twitter.
I'm already following you.
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Kaarous Aldurald
Glorious Revolutionary Armed Forces of Highsec CODE.
12833
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Posted - 2015.04.29 12:47:50 -
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Always mix your guns, it gives you more diverse engagement ranges.
"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
One of ours, ten of theirs.
Best Meltdown Ever.
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Komodo Askold
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
335
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Posted - 2015.04.29 12:50:22 -
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Don't scan down new signatures when living in W-Space. It really isn't worth the time. |
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Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact
1504
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Posted - 2015.04.29 13:02:10 -
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Overheat ALL your modules, everything, all racks until they actually burn out. Only then you go in to battle and guess what ? Your ship cannot be blown up, no matter what. Only CCP can destroy your ship in that state.
Overheat everything.....BEFORE combat.
COO - Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse
CEO - Sanctuary Pact Alliance
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Memphis Baas
331
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Posted - 2015.04.29 13:02:14 -
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Solecist Project wrote:This is the weirdest and funniest troll thread in my entire life ... ... it's... brilliant.... wow....
It's similar to this dev thread in Ideas and Suggestions, but much much smaller. |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
2260
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Posted - 2015.04.29 13:10:10 -
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Take people who start "I can fly a titan" conversations in your highsec mining corps corp chat seriously. |
Memphis Baas
331
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Posted - 2015.04.29 13:17:01 -
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Jetisson a can with 1 piece of ammo at each wormhole you pass through, and rename the can with your name. It makes the wormhole last longer than the normal 24 hours, and also helps you return to the wormhole because you can set up the overview to show containers, so you can just warp to the containers/wormholes from the overview.
Always say Hello in the local channel after passing through a wormhole; greeting the local residents is the polite thing to do.
When joining a fleet, when the fleet commander asks people to "x up", use n instead of x if you're a newbie, so that he's aware that you may need help. X is for experts, n is for newbies.
We're all rich from having played for 10+ years, so people don't mind giving out the odd 100 million - 1 billion to newbies to get them started; it's just chump change to us. Just say you're a newbie and ask in local, and you'll have a much easier time buying all the skills you need with the money.
You'll want to buy SKINs for your ships as soon as possible. CCP has brightened all the nebulas to make ships much easier to see and hit with weapons, so you want to get all the SKINs that have the dark colors, such as the blacks and the browns, to reduce incoming DPS. |
Yossarian Toralen
M and M Enterpises
23
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Posted - 2015.04.29 13:31:56 -
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Sell everything in Jita or Amarr, selling elsewhere is a complete waste of time. |
Solecist Project
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
22267
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Posted - 2015.04.29 13:36:35 -
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[something something how to break the node but I realised how stupid it is to post that]
...
Always post about exploits on the forums and whenever you find a way to break the node do not hesitate to spread the message.
It helps CCP decide which nodes need to be rebooted.
I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror.
Have everything you posess taken away from you.
Most importantly ... yourself.
Corpses4Drifters
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Tipa Riot
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
321
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Posted - 2015.04.29 13:46:52 -
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Always accept fleet invites at a hostile station or gate (so you can jump or dock, if you get attacked while distracted)
Small modules are for small ships, so a small shield extender is the correct fit for frigates and medium extenders are going with cruisers.
I'm my own NPC alt.
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Memphis Baas
336
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Posted - 2015.04.29 13:48:14 -
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If you're getting shot at by pirates, open a convo window and ask for "parlay." Make sure to use the word parlay, as the pirates are only shooting you because they're roleplaying, and they'll get pissed off if you break immersion (also, make sure you spell parlay properly, as roleplayers are typically grammar ***** and will interrupt you with corrections).
If you request parlay, the pirates are honor-bound to stop shooting and grant you a convo, so take the time to think of a good roleplay background for your character and type it out as the first thing you say in the convo window, so they know you're going to roleplay with them. Make sure it's at least 3 paragraphs, and includes the status of your parents, whatever childhood disaster you experienced, and the lessons you learned from it that are applicable to the current piracy situation you found yourself in. |
Solecist Project
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
22282
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Posted - 2015.04.29 13:52:42 -
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Memphis Baas wrote:If you're getting shot at by pirates, open a convo window and ask for "parlay." Make sure to use the word parlay, as the pirates are only shooting you because they're roleplaying, and they'll get pissed off if you break immersion (also, make sure you spell parlay properly, as roleplayers are typically grammar ***** and will interrupt you with corrections).
If you request parlay, the pirates are honor-bound to stop shooting and grant you a convo, so take the time to think of a good roleplay background for your character and type it out as the first thing you say in the convo window, so they know you're going to roleplay with them. Make sure it's at least 3 paragraphs, and includes the status of your parents, whatever childhood disaster you experienced, and the lessons you learned from it that are applicable to the current piracy situation you found yourself in. Uhm .... this is crappy bad advise. I did this once and it actually worked ..... LOL XD
I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror.
Have everything you posess taken away from you.
Most importantly ... yourself.
Corpses4Drifters
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Syrilian
Ascending Angels
70
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Posted - 2015.04.29 13:55:36 -
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"Just use autopilot." Followed by "you don't need to spam D-scan" |
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Luna Arindale
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve Curatores Veritatis Alliance
72
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Posted - 2015.04.29 14:00:04 -
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If you want to train into a different race's ship, always biomass your previous character no matter what. It's always worth it. |
Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite CODE.
1017
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Posted - 2015.04.29 14:21:06 -
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Yell at the people who exploded you in local. Cry at the people who exploded you in an evemail. Make an angry thread in GD about the mean people who exploded you.
The responses will immediately take away the pain and comfort you!
the Code ALWAYS wins
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
2417
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Posted - 2015.04.29 14:25:24 -
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Moving freighters from null-sec to high-sec during a war is only smart when you have at least 10 plex in your cargo.
YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - DELETE THE WEAK , ADAPT OR DIE !
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Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
974
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Posted - 2015.04.29 14:31:17 -
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They should release more expansions like Mosaic with all those gorgeous features and design decisions. |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
2263
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Posted - 2015.04.29 15:03:14 -
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Staying logged off for two weeks is better than losing a spaceship. |
Tiddle Jr
Galvanized Inc.
137
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Posted - 2015.04.29 15:22:22 -
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Do listen all those good advises @ Rookie Help channel and follow them with 100% accuracy, do exactly what others advises you to do in any aspect of the game.
Fly an AFK if you would like to haul something, always! No matter what system or constellatation/region you flying at.
Fly facfion ships with faction fit into lowsec, that would grant you an extra protection in case of unpredicted engagement.
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Paranoid Loyd
4932
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Posted - 2015.04.29 15:24:12 -
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Minerals you mine are free.
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
23674
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Posted - 2015.04.29 15:26:09 -
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The more purple you have fitted, the harder you are to kill.
Civilized behaviour is knowing that violence is barbaric, but paying other people to do it is business.
Nil mortifi sine lucre.
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Dirk Magnum
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
438
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Posted - 2015.04.29 15:29:21 -
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If you're not sure what skill to train next, don't train anything at all. You want to be sure everything you train will benefit you immediately.
Ctrl+Q is like an instantaneous safe logoff.
Mining is a great activity for when you need to be AFK. So is auto piloting.
Gankers are too afraid of being accused of ISK laundering to kill a ship carrying a PLEX. Following this principle, it should be obvious that the more PLEXs in your ship, the safer you'll logically be.
-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á "LIVE FAST DIE."
- traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
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Kiandoshia
Applied Anarchy SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2259
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Posted - 2015.04.29 15:34:33 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:Take people who start "I can fly a titan" conversations in your highsec mining corps corp chat seriously.
There are such people? |
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