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Liuni Kalthis
Scope Works
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Posted - 2015.06.12 16:31:25 -
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This Breaking News Brought to You By the Scope Works! Scope Works: So Great at Interviewing We Can Even Make The News.
Dear readers We have all long since heard the saying GÇ£Manners make the manGÇ¥ but can that same statement then be used to say GÇ£the lack of manners might cost you your systems?GÇ¥ Today we have confirmed reports of multiple outlaw and pirate corporations converging on the Amarr and Minmatar warzone; for how long they plan to stay is anyoneGÇÖs guess.
This drastic turn of events all happened after multiple confirmed and unconfirmed events the Amarr planned against the Minmatar militia.
These include but are not limited to:
1)The use of hijacking multiple frigate and destroyer fleet coms to try and lead them into an ambush; and failing with more loss of property and life on the Amarr side multiple times. 2) The use of Billions behind their fleets then trying prove to everyone around them they are superior due to the fact they caught ships in small camps. 3) The use of battleships and even carriers when they lose a friendly match, knowing their new pilot competition cannot compete; due to the lack of funding not the unwillingness to fight. 4) Headshotting fleet commanders during arranged and non-arranged fights while also trying to fly out-funded than the other fleet; nor with any tactical objectives on the line.
While all of these can be done without CONCORD becoming involved it is the opinion of many Fleet Commanders from multiple sources that it is incredibly rude and only makes the class of space more hostile and less accommodating to fellow capsuleers both new and old.
"Head shotting in a normal lowsec fight without a strat op is a beta b---- move," said Pandemic Legion Head Chef [CHEFC] Doomchinchilla. "It makes lowsec s--- and you should feel s--- for doing it."
Northern Coalition Fleet Commander and Notable Bad Poster Lex Arson simply said that "head shotting with no major objective is rude as f---. Also Adversity is recruiting~."
These policies and more that the Amarr seem to actively encourage, have caused corporations to take note. Claiming a lull in the amount of new pilots able to access Low-Sec and lack of motivation for both Null-Sec and High-Sec pilots to venture into the more and more childish place Low-Sec space has become.
The first confirmed reports of this teaming between an outlaw corporation and the Minmatar militia to stop these rather unseemly acts, happened in the form of GÇÿplexingGÇÖ an undisclosed system. However it did not start out as GÇÿjoyouslyGÇÖ as many people would have hoped. Internal squabbles took place, arguing about which branch of military and whose factionGÇÖs was the best until something amazing happened this reporter will remember for the rest of her life. A simple song calmed all the fighting, the song GÇ£I love the whole worldGÇ¥ sung by one Capsuleer only to be taken by the entire fleet while they circled outpost after outpost.
As with journalistic Ethics we tried to reach out to the Amarr side for their input PIE: Could not be found in local PYRE: GÇ£WelcomeGÇ¥ DNG: GÇ£FIGHT WHELP PLEX!GÇ¥ The Asylum: GÇ£WTF?GÇ¥
Thank you dear readers for your continued support of the Scope Works Action News team. Liuni Kalthis Reporting
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Nikolai Agnon
Dirt 'n' Glitter Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2015.06.12 17:27:02 -
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Liuni Kalthis wrote: DNG: GÇ£FIGHT WHELP PLEX!GÇ¥
You sure are misinformed, to roleplay a journalist. |
Liuni Kalthis
Scope Works
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Posted - 2015.06.12 17:28:06 -
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To be fair sir, when you all are hording the mic its hard to keep up with what your group says. |
Jikkarr
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
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Posted - 2015.06.12 17:45:25 -
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Please continue, I approve of this tragic comedy.
_"The thing's hollow, it goes on forever (and).. My God, it's full of stars" _~Arthur C. Clarke
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Shiva Makoto
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
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Posted - 2015.06.12 17:47:11 -
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Speechless
Please stop posting without adult supervision. |
Milo Caman
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
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Posted - 2015.06.12 17:48:03 -
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Liuni Kalthis wrote:
1)The use of hijacking multiple frigate and destroyer fleet coms to try and lead them into an ambush; and failing with more loss of property and life on the Amarr side multiple times. 2) The use of Billions behind their fleets then trying prove to everyone around them they are superior due to the fact they caught ships in small camps. 3) The use of battleships and even carriers when they lose a friendly match, knowing their new pilot competition cannot compete; due to the lack of funding not the unwillingness to fight. 4) Headshotting fleet commanders during arranged and non-arranged fights while also trying to fly out-funded than the other fleet; nor with any tactical objectives on the line.
1) We actually own the Minmatar Militia's comms. This is how we're able to spy on all your fleets at once in real time 24/7. I personally hire someone to record and document everything, so even when we're not able to drop one of our patented officer triage fleets on a group on Minmatar frigates, we can plan for the next time.
2)Yes, all of our corp Kestrels are deadspace fitted. How else do you expect us to win any fights at all?
3) We do this in order to protect our deadspace fitted Kestrels. This is how we maintain our exceptional KDR. PY-RE pilots are required to quit their RL jobs and stay on alert in case of a bail-out CTA.
4)Although we adhere to the code of honorable space bushido, we feel that this bit should be ommited. See the back of point 2. Again, how else can we win against the might of the great warios of Ushra'khan? |
Syenna Celeste
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
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Posted - 2015.06.12 17:50:32 -
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Watcha gonna do...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7j6rKUnszpI
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Liuni Kalthis
Scope Works
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Posted - 2015.06.12 17:53:14 -
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Now if only Amarr could field such numbers as quick as they did here when their local fills up with with enemy fleets.
For the record Sirs and Ma'am, what was your last ship spin count when you lost the previous system? |
Anslo
Scope Works
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Posted - 2015.06.12 17:56:54 -
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PYRE Falcon for the record....
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Evi Polevhia
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
1111
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:00:18 -
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I can't remember the last time one of our systems were under siege. I think MinMil claimed to be evicting us from Evati at one point and they tried three separate times at least that day to bring a fleet to plex Evati. The record was around 5% that day or so. Overnight Russian GalMil has more success. |
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Evi Polevhia
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:01:47 -
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QFT.
0.7% obviously means we have lost everything we have worked for. Next time I will make sure to rouse all three people online to undock into your 18 man gang. |
Anslo
Scope Works
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:02:14 -
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Cry more.
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Liuni Kalthis
Scope Works
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:04:19 -
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Evi Polevhia wrote:I can't remember the last time one of our systems were under siege. I think MinMil claimed to be evicting us from Evati at one point and they tried three separate times at least that day to bring a fleet to plex Evati. The record was around 5% that day or so. Overnight Russian GalMil has more success.
To be evicted you have to first undock ma'am, and that still doesn't answer the question.
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Jikkarr
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:05:14 -
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GÿàGÿàGÿàGÿàGÿà
Just for turning this into a double act.
"The thing's hollow, it goes on forever (and).. My God, it's full of stars" ~Arthur C. Clarke
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Anslo
Scope Works
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:05:53 -
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Jikkarr wrote:GÿàGÿàGÿàGÿàGÿà
Just for turning this into a double act.
Scope Works Head Chef's serving out 5-star dank meals to critics.
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Evi Polevhia
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
1111
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:05:54 -
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So when you say Evict you mean lose a fight outnumbered five to one? See I thought it meant to lose a system. Welcome to FW I suppose. |
Liuni Kalthis
Scope Works
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:06:22 -
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Jikkarr wrote:GÿàGÿàGÿàGÿàGÿà
Just for turning this into a double act.
Well it is still 5v2 forum pvp; usual Pyre tactic right? |
Kalaratiri
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:06:58 -
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Oh wow. You're still pretty mad aren't you Liuni?
She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon
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Anslo
Scope Works
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:07:28 -
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She means an eviction implies a fight. I mean, just ship up if you're outnumbered. It's not like you'd get dropped, amirite?
B)
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Liuni Kalthis
Scope Works
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:07:59 -
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Kalaratiri wrote:Oh wow. You're still pretty mad aren't you Liuni?
Sir quit dodging the question |
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Jikkarr
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:08:30 -
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Anslo wrote:Jikkarr wrote:GÿàGÿàGÿàGÿàGÿà
Just for turning this into a double act. Scope Works Head Chef's serving out 5-star dank meals to critics.
Liuni Kalthis wrote:Jikkarr wrote:GÿàGÿàGÿàGÿàGÿà
Just for turning this into a double act. Well it is still 5v2 forum pvp; usual Pyre tactic right?
GÿàGÿàGÿàGÿà
Good humour, could use better audience participation.
"The thing's hollow, it goes on forever (and).. My God, it's full of stars" ~Arthur C. Clarke
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Anslo
Scope Works
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:12:21 -
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Jikkarr wrote:Anslo wrote:Jikkarr wrote:GÿàGÿàGÿàGÿàGÿà
Just for turning this into a double act. Scope Works Head Chef's serving out 5-star dank meals to critics. Liuni Kalthis wrote:Jikkarr wrote:GÿàGÿàGÿàGÿàGÿà
Just for turning this into a double act. Well it is still 5v2 forum pvp; usual Pyre tactic right? GÿàGÿàGÿàGÿà Good humour, could use better audience participation.
Like Iron Chef, the real one in Japan not that remade western crap.
[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
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Tristan daCuhna
Dirt 'n' Glitter Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:15:58 -
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**BREAKING NEWS**
Anslo, the "unstable" CEO of the breakaway news organisation Scope Works is rumoured to have been the victim of an assassination attempt, orchestrated by members of Pyre Falcon Defence and Security.
Although unconfirmed as yet, our sources have been lead to believe that an agent known only as "Shiva" somehow introduced a toxic hallucinogen into Anslo's pod fluid. It is assumed that Anslo actually undocked (which is a newsworthy event in itself) before Shiva had chance to complete the biomass of Anslo's medical clone.
As a result the clone into which Anslo's consciousness was transferred into has suffered massive brain damage with doctors diagnosing an incurable case of chronic shitposting and irrelevance.
More on this as the story unfolds.
You've been listening to Tristan daCuhna of DNG News, now over to Bardam with the sport. |
Anslo
Scope Works
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:17:49 -
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6/10, who makes a press release that horribly put together?
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Vincent Pryce
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:19:29 -
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You are the salt mine that keeps on giving.
We do not fight for your amusement or to uphold your misguided code of honor. We fight for our own amusement. If it means cuntpunts and headshots then we Punt and Pew. For fun and profit.
"From your Curse we made Heaven for ourselves." -Vincent Pryce, Archangel of Asakai
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Tristan daCuhna
Dirt 'n' Glitter Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:20:22 -
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Anslo wrote:6/10, who makes a press release that horribly put together?
You. |
ayy Imao
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:20:24 -
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Why is PYRE even remotely concerned with "the news" when their whole directive is to sit in plexes and preserve the status quo ayy lmao |
Liuni Kalthis
Scope Works
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:20:27 -
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Tristan daCuhna wrote:**BREAKING NEWS**
Anslo, the "unstable" CEO of the breakaway news organisation Scope Works is rumoured to have been the victim of an assassination attempt, orchestrated by members of Pyre Falcon Defence and Security.
Although unconfirmed as yet, our sources have been lead to believe that an agent known only as "Shiva" somehow introduced a toxic hallucinogen into Anslo's pod fluid. It is assumed that Anslo actually undocked (which is a newsworthy event in itself) before Shiva had chance to complete the biomass of Anslo's medical clone.
As a result the clone into which Anslo's consciousness was transferred into has suffered massive brain damage with doctors diagnosing an uncurable case of chronic shitposting and irrelevence.
More on this as the story unfolds.
You've been listening to Tristan daCuhna of DNG News, now over to Bardam with the sport.
Do not be swayed by the irrelevant Tabloids that should keep to Entertainment and Who is Marrying whom news; the only true source of news is Scope Works, Fair and Balanced reporting across the cluster. |
Mizhir
Matari Exodus The Camel Empire
74429
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:22:02 -
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Popcorn anyone?
One Man Crew - Collective Solo PVP - Video is out!
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Tristan daCuhna
Dirt 'n' Glitter Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2015.06.12 18:23:35 -
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Liuni Kalthis wrote:Do not be swayed by the irrelevant Tabloids that should keep to Entertainment and Who is Marrying whom news; the only true source of news is Scope Works, Fair and Balanced reporting across the cluster.
Are you having a giggle? Even old Mr Mittens himself has a more fair and balanced news service and that is saying something. |
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