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Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
5009
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Posted - 2015.06.18 22:27:11 -
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CCP Kitteh |
Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
10182
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Posted - 2015.06.18 22:36:37 -
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Oh my God
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Kaarous Aldurald
Glorious Revolutionary Armed Forces of Highsec CODE.
13469
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Posted - 2015.06.18 22:43:53 -
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I have three cats. One orange tabby, one multi colored mix, and one Russian blue. The Russian blue is the biggest jackass I have ever encountered in a pet, he likes to get up high and drop things on me when I pass by. He absolutely adores my children, and kisses up to them whenever possible, and thus he avoids my wrath because it would bother them. He also likes to get high, stand on his hind legs, and beg for people food.
"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
One of ours, ten of theirs.
Best Meltdown Ever.
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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn
2554
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Posted - 2015.06.18 23:40:38 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Jarod Garamonde wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:OP, I do not recommend having any Maine Coons in your CQ. They have really annoying personalities. Even more self-centered and selfish than your regular generic cat. I have three of them, IRL. 2 adult males and a female kitten. I adore them. They are my very favorite breed. Your analysis is completely inaccurate and shows you know nothing of the breed. You must have them confused with Bengals. OK, it was a broad generalization based on a very small survey group, I admit. That group being the two Maine Coons my family has. But, we may have managed to get the two of the breed with the most obnoxious personalities. That would be about our luck.
My Maine Coons are Ridgeway, Arthur, and Kisa. Ridgeway is.... and there's no nice way of putting this.... brick-effing-stupid. But he's super-affectionate. Like, dog-level affectionate. Right down to the licking. But, he's so dense. The only thing he's good at is killing birds, rabbits, and squirrels. Probably even small dogs if he ever had the chance. Arthur might have been born feral (which I admit is really odd for a 100% Maine Coon, but he's still a little skittish around people). He's a stereotype of the breed. He loves his humans, but he's not a lap cat. He'll sit next to you, but not on you. Once he warms up to someone, he's really nice. But still kind of dopey. Also a high prey drive, but too lazy to chase anything... he prefers the ambush and insta-pop. Kisa is like a mix of the two. And she's the CYA of the group. When Ridge eats too fast and vomits, she'll try to hide it. She also plays look-out.
And, there you have it.... more than most of you ever likely wanted to know about my cats. And that was me TRYING to be to-the-point.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn
2554
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Posted - 2015.06.18 23:41:50 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
This is so me, with exotic breeds. I don't like the actual big cats, though. Caracals are about my limit. Anything bigger than them is a monster that shouldn't exist.
Ocelots, Palas Cats, Sand Cats, Lynxes, Bobcats, though? Love 'em. I wish Sand Cats weren't so critically endangered, or I'd love to keep one.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn
2554
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Posted - 2015.06.18 23:46:56 -
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Also....
Plot-twist: I'm somehow not single. Maybe because my gf is also a crazy cat lady.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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Cyborg Girl86
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
58
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Posted - 2015.06.19 02:41:43 -
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I want a pet Slaver Hound.
I'd feed it Minmatar slaves everyday and take really good care of it!!
Come to think of it, I want a Minmatar slave chained to the wall somewhere in my CQ...you know...to keep my Slaver company. Yeah...that's it...company
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Indahmawar Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.06.19 06:46:01 -
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I used to own two kitteh...
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...but they had some irreconcilable differences they had to settle permanently...
Gö½o(^GÇÑ^=)~ ~(=^GÇÑ^)oGö¦
...it ended bad...
(=n+¦péºn+¦=) (=n+ÿpéºn+ÿ=)
...and now I miss my two kitteh.
a+à(GëÜßäîGëÜ)
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! Ingame chat channel: The Greater Fool Bar
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Ferni Ka'Nviiou
Republic University Minmatar Republic
17284
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Posted - 2015.06.19 09:04:20 -
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Cyborg Girl86 wrote:I want a pet Slaver Hound. I'd feed it Minmatar slaves everyday and take really good care of it!! Come to think of it, I want a Minmatar slave chained to the wall somewhere in my CQ...you know...to keep my Slaver company. Yeah...that's it...company Yeah, screw being Gallente. Freedom is for hippies. |
Cyborg Girl86
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
59
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Posted - 2015.06.19 09:21:48 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Cats are scumbags. WE WANT FEDOS!
Well, after reading about Fedos in the EVE Lore in one of the chronicles I found out that they eliminate bodily wastes through their skin that gives them a distinctive stench most people find repulsive.
You might as well just squat down and plop a big turd on the floor somewhere in your CQ, make it your pet and name it "bob" cause the smell would be just as bad.
I'll pass on having one of those little stinky vermin in my CQ. I want my Slaver Hound and/or Minmatar slave. |
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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn
2557
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Posted - 2015.06.19 09:37:30 -
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Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:I used to own two kitteh...
Géìߦö-+-êa+¥-+-êߦöGéÄ Géìߦö-+-êa+¥-+-êߦöGéÄ
...but they had some irreconcilable differences they had to settle permanently...
Gö½o(^GÇÑ^=)~ ~(=^GÇÑ^)oGö¦
...it ended bad...
(=n+¦péºn+¦=) (=n+ÿpéºn+ÿ=)
...and now I miss my two kitteh.
a+à(GëÜßäîGëÜ)
I mourn for you. No gamer is complete without cats. Try a Maine Coon. They're the best.... plus they get really big.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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Kira Jonsdottir
Jameco Industries The Big Dirty
3
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Posted - 2015.06.19 10:05:19 -
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Nyan! |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
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Posted - 2015.06.19 12:41:28 -
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Nyan nya nya!
73% of EVE characters stay in high security space. 62% of EVE subscribers barely PvP. 40% of all new accounts just "level up their Ravens". Probably that's why PvE content in EVE Online is sub-par and CCP is head over heels for PvP...
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Lan Wang
Stillwater Corporation That Escalated Quickly.
814
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Posted - 2015.06.19 12:55:10 -
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What do you call a big pile of kittens?
a meowntain
EVEALON Creative - Logo Design & Branding | Digital Design
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Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
57779
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Posted - 2015.06.19 14:29:04 -
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Lan Wang wrote:What do you call a big pile of kittens? a meowntain
I'd wardec you for this godawful pun, but I am currently posting from work and cannot get into the game
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Lan Wang
Stillwater Corporation That Escalated Quickly.
819
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Posted - 2015.06.19 14:30:01 -
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no need to wardec me poppet i live in lowsec but you liked it so that shows progress huh
EVEALON Creative - Logo Design & Branding | Digital Design
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Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
57779
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Posted - 2015.06.19 14:34:51 -
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Lan Wang wrote:no need to wardec me poppet i live in lowsec but you liked it so that shows progress huh
It was not so much that I liked it, but that I was impressed with how unexpectedly painful this weapon-grade pun was. Respect where respect is due.
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Lan Wang
Stillwater Corporation That Escalated Quickly.
820
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Posted - 2015.06.19 14:40:14 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:Lan Wang wrote:no need to wardec me poppet i live in lowsec but you liked it so that shows progress huh It was not so much that I liked it, but that I was impressed with how unexpectedly painful this weapon-grade pun was. Respect where respect is due.
yeah the smiley at the end was suppose to represent that whole thuglife viral video thing
EVEALON Creative - Logo Design & Branding | Digital Design
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Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
57780
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Posted - 2015.06.19 14:44:12 -
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Lan Wang wrote:Zimmy Zeta wrote:Lan Wang wrote:no need to wardec me poppet i live in lowsec but you liked it so that shows progress huh It was not so much that I liked it, but that I was impressed with how unexpectedly painful this weapon-grade pun was. Respect where respect is due. yeah the smiley at the end was suppose to represent that whole thuglife viral video thing
I am actually more a fan of the viral "Unexpected Jihad" videos, but those thuglife thingies are also quite funny.
<----- Smiley
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn
2557
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Posted - 2015.06.19 17:22:23 -
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What in the gods' names does anything in the last 5 posts have to do with kittens?
Stay on topic and be civil. Feel the burning stare of my kitten, and change your ways.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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Lucy Lopez
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
55
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Posted - 2015.06.19 23:16:27 -
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OP is a CCP alt and this is stealth market research for station cats in the Nexus store.
I would support this as long as we could pose with them like this in our avatars. |
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn
2559
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Posted - 2015.06.20 00:21:42 -
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Lucy Lopez wrote:OP is a CCP alt and this is stealth market research for station cats in the Nexus store. I would support this as long as we could pose with them like this in our avatars.
I vehemently deny any professional involvement with CCP. I invite you to attend EVE Vegas, and meet me, in person to verify this fact as true and accurate.
I am simply a loyal customer of CCP products who also loves adorable kitties.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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Prt Scr
569th Freelancers
140
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Posted - 2015.06.20 08:12:33 -
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Jarod Garamonde wrote:It's been three years since I was promised kittens in my CQ.
I checked my CQ, last night, and alas.... still no kitties. Pl0x fix this grievous oversight. I would like 2 brown marble Maine Coon kittens, a Bengal cat, and an adult Norwegian Forest Cat. Willing to pay AUR for these vanity items.
All cats have been eaten by the plague of frodos
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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
38383
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Posted - 2015.06.20 08:20:24 -
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Prt Scr wrote:All cats have been eaten by the plague of frodos Damn hobbitsesssss
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn
2559
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Posted - 2015.06.21 01:58:21 -
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If there ends up actually being CQ kittens in the NES, next patch, I will swear my undying fealty to CCP, and spread the gospel of the Givers of Kittens, everywhere I go.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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Nevil Oscillator
206
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Posted - 2015.06.21 14:30:21 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
If you are going to beat me to using oscelot as a punchline, please make it funny |
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn
2560
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Posted - 2015.06.21 15:46:04 -
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Nevil Oscillator wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote: If you are going to beat me to using oscelot as a punchline, please make it funny
Why does everyone always forget that the REAL Babou belonged to Salvador Dali?
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...
[#savethelance]
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Ursula Thrace
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
358
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Posted - 2015.06.21 21:25:53 -
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Snagletooth Johnson wrote:Ill just leave this here for the OP
british comedy, best comedy.
eve online original intro
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