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Ms Sexy
Aliastra Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.12.07 01:49:00 -
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Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes. How does one get a real life girl friend? I am 32 years old. |
Montevius Williams
Eclipse Industrial Inc
152
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Posted - 2011.12.07 01:54:00 -
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Wrong forum, Jack. Eharmony is that way --> |
Midori Tsu
Evolution The Initiative.
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Posted - 2011.12.07 01:54:00 -
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I have often pondered this myself. |
Montevius Williams
Eclipse Industrial Inc
152
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Posted - 2011.12.07 01:55:00 -
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Ohh, and HTFU.
Thanks |
Krios Ahzek
Juvenis Iratus
232
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Posted - 2011.12.07 01:55:00 -
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Step 1: Unsubscribe.
And I don't mean switch to PLEX I live, I post, I slay. I am content.
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Gealbhan
Celestial Horizon Corp. Flatline.
87
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Posted - 2011.12.07 01:56:00 -
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Ms Sexy wrote:Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes. How does one get a real life girl friend? I am 32 years old.
Those are not tears of sadness but joy. I cry myself to sleep at night because my Fiance+¬ makes me get off eve online and spend time with her |
Krios Ahzek
Juvenis Iratus
232
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Posted - 2011.12.07 01:57:00 -
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Gealbhan wrote:Ms Sexy wrote:Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes. How does one get a real life girl friend? I am 32 years old. Those are not tears of sadness but joy. I cry myself to sleep at night because my Fiance+¬ makes me get off eve online and spend time with her
Then ditch her and marry EVE instead.
EVE General Discussion - Relationship counseling I live, I post, I slay. I am content.
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Karadion
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
288
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:00:00 -
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You already have a girlfriend. It's your left hand. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
118
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:01:00 -
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Gealbhan wrote:Ms Sexy wrote:Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes. How does one get a real life girl friend? I am 32 years old. Those are not tears of sadness but joy. I cry myself to sleep at night because my Fiance+¬ makes me get off eve online and spend time with her
Wow, what a heartless *****.... |
Alara IonStorm
RvB - BLUE Republic
564
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:04:00 -
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Find someone who is a loner. Get to know them and turn them against there friends and family. Worm your way into every aspect of there life and make them depend on you emotionally as there sole source of support. Financially too if you can swing it. Make them burn all there bridges and then get them while they are vulnerable.
If you get bored with them feel free to drug them and tell everyone they overdosed before restarting the cycle.
If you want non Sociopathic advise I would say you're on the wrong forum. |
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Sarmatiko
232
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:05:00 -
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You can make first steps by starting mining veldspar on Avatar. This probably will bring some results to you too someday
edit: oh noes CCP nerfed this. Then all is lost, sorry dude :( |
Kent Reeves
28
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:06:00 -
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Go to a strip club.
You're welcome. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
118
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:07:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:Find someone who is a loner. Get to know them and turn them against there friends and family. Worm your way into every aspect of there life and make them depend on you emotionally as there sole source of support. Financially too if you can swing it. Make them burn all there bridges and then get them while they are vulnerable.
If you get bored with them feel free to drug them and tell everyone they overdosed before restarting the cycle.
If you want non Sociopathic advise I would say your on the wrong forum.
Helps if they're already an addict to said drug, makes it easier to get away with it. |
Krios Ahzek
Juvenis Iratus
232
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:09:00 -
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ITT: Bad advice.
Kent Reeves wrote:Go to a strip club.
You're welcome.
Straight advice:
1. Unsubscribe 2. Wash yourself and buy a nice suit 3. Get a job 4. Meet women (WILDCARD!) 5. Talk to women
Eventually you'll have a girlfriend. Then, you can subscribe again. I live, I post, I slay. I am content.
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Kent Reeves
28
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:11:00 -
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If you think strippers are bad you haven't met enough strippers. |
Krios Ahzek
Juvenis Iratus
232
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:14:00 -
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Kent Reeves wrote:If you think strippers are bad you haven't met enough strippers.
They're bad girlfriends.
I have too much girlfriends to meet enough strippers I live, I post, I slay. I am content.
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Kent Reeves
28
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:16:00 -
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Krios Ahzek wrote:Kent Reeves wrote:If you think strippers are bad you haven't met enough strippers. They're bad girlfriends. I have too much girlfriends to meet enough strippers Never said they'd make good girlfriends |
supersexysucker
Uber Awesome Fantastico Awesomeness Group
18
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:17:00 -
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Ms Sexy wrote:Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes. How does one get a real life girl friend? I am 32 years old.
I heard when you go blow yourself up for some god or something he gives you tons of g/f's!!!! |
Crumplecorn
Eve Cluster Explorations
0
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:18:00 -
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Gealbhan wrote:Ms Sexy wrote:Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes. How does one get a real life girl friend? I am 32 years old. Those are not tears of sadness but joy. I cry myself to sleep at night because my Fiance+¬ makes me get off eve online and spend time with her Sounds like you two can solve each others problems. |
Krios Ahzek
Juvenis Iratus
232
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:19:00 -
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supersexysucker wrote:Ms Sexy wrote:Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes. How does one get a real life girl friend? I am 32 years old. I heard when you go blow yourself up for some god or something he gives you tons of g/f's!!!!
Virgins, actually, and virgins make for poor girlfriends. Non-virgins actually had another poor sob do the teaching. I live, I post, I slay. I am content.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
271
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:20:00 -
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Karadion wrote:You already have a girlfriend. It's your left hand.
Is that official Goon policy?
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Alara IonStorm
RvB - BLUE Republic
564
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:21:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Alara IonStorm wrote:Find someone who is a loner. Get to know them and turn them against there friends and family. Worm your way into every aspect of there life and make them depend on you emotionally as there sole source of support. Financially too if you can swing it. Make them burn all there bridges and then get them while they are vulnerable.
If you get bored with them feel free to drug them and tell everyone they overdosed before restarting the cycle.
If you want non Sociopathic advise I would say your on the wrong forum. Helps if they're already an addict to said drug, makes it easier to get away with it. This really OP.
Generally if they are addicted from the get go they are easier to manipulate. Pain Meds and Amphetamines are a good place to start, they usually haven't dug the hole to deep yet. Mental Illness helps, depression, social anxiety stuff like that.
Remember they are sneaky, trying to pretend they are Ok. Look for head down, slow walking and shying away from looking at you directly in the eye. Usually quite until you talk them then the desperate ones tend to ramble and open up about everything. Sneak in comments that make them feel inadequate but don't depress them to much that they spiral on you.
Gotta find just the right amount of hopelessness. |
Klown Walk
0nslaught.
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:24:00 -
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Make a petition, I-¦m sure ccp will help you. |
Krios Ahzek
Juvenis Iratus
232
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:25:00 -
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Klown Walk wrote:Make a petition, I-¦m sure ccp will help you.
Eve player meets hot CCP GM.
They get married at Fanfest
I wouldn't watch the movie but it's similar enough to Twilight (white skin, etc) to work I live, I post, I slay. I am content.
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Famble
Three's a Crowd
141
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:25:00 -
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Do you have a titan? Show chicks your titan.
If anyone ever looks at you and says, "Hold my beer, watch this,"-á you're probably going to want to pay attention. |
Alara IonStorm
RvB - BLUE Republic
564
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:28:00 -
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Famble wrote:Do you have a titan? Show chicks your titan. If that doesn't work try having a big *****.
Not as good as a 17km Super Battleship but it gets the job done.
If you do not there are pills you can buy. Hang around a few XXX sites and they should promptly E-Mail you.
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Cipher Jones
137
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:44:00 -
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Gealbhan wrote:Ms Sexy wrote:Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes. How does one get a real life girl friend? I am 32 years old. Those are not tears of sadness but joy. I cry myself to sleep at night because my Fiance+¬ makes me get off eve online and spend time with her
You'll need a monocle to cover the black eye you get when she reads that post.
See what happens when fat neckbeards try to ride little ponies? The ponies die. |
Olleybear
I R' Carebear
10
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:44:00 -
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You have to show the money to get the honey.
More seriously:
Wash yourself everyday.
Floss. If you dont floss, try it, then smell the floss to see what anyone that is talking to you smells when you dont floss.
Wear new clothes, they dont have to be expensive, just new. Your 15 year old favorite shirt that has animal grease stains on the front isnt going to cut it.
Talk and joke. Ladies are more comfortable around people who can interact with them verbaly and make them laugh.
While talking, do not tell them your life story of how your mom hates you, your dog died, your dad left your mom, your employer is the devil himself, and how you got turned down for the third time when trying to get food stamps and social security because of your anger managment issues.
Smile at them and dont glare. We know that lady down the hall is really hot, but the hungry slaver hound staring kinda makes the ladies fear you.
As always, your mileage may vary. |
1-Up Mushroom
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
219
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:46:00 -
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By not playing this game as a girl 5 Senses In A Person... 4 Seasons In A Year... 3 Colors In A Stoplight... 2 Poles On The Earth... ONLY 1-UP MUSHROOM!!!-á If You Like My Sig, Like Me! |
Halcyon Ingenium
Warm Holes
48
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Posted - 2011.12.07 02:51:00 -
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Ms Sexy wrote:Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes. How does one get a real life girl friend? I am 32 years old. Try not crying like a *****. Also wrong forum. People say things like: "Oh, you make so much money. What do you need any more for?" Well, actually, *****, I never asked for your opinion. I'll let you know when I have enough money. -Gene Simmons |
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