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Goldfinch
House Rkard
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Posted - 2015.07.07 13:22:46 -
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We suppose the old adage holds true.. the best way to pilot a Gallente ship is to get out and push!
The Federation Navy misplacing their entire stock of Hecate training manuals is either the sign of a systemic issue of discipline in the organization, or simply the result of a Navy administrator snoozing during duty hours. Perhaps Ms. Kim will have some insight on this gaff.
And yes Mr. Ouilliam. This was entirely tongue-in-cheek!
veiled and bound
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Mizhir
Matari Exodus The Camel Empire
74484
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Posted - 2015.07.07 14:16:53 -
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Rumours says that the blame is to be put on the Drifters as Secure Commence Commission's transport of the skillbooks got intercepted by them.
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Liam Antolliere
Liberty Vanguard
766
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Posted - 2015.07.07 17:21:20 -
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The same way we pilot most of our ships, by laying in bed (or on the couch) with a controller in our hands and a nice view screen in front of us. Push the circular button to turn the machine on and use the controller to issue movement and commands.
I hope the UI on the Hecate is better than the Atron's, it's really starting to show its age.
I hear we may be getting virtual reality suits and headsets soon, that will certainly make the entire ordeal more immersive.
"Though the people may hate me, that does not relieve me of my charge."
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Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
5186
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Posted - 2015.07.07 17:59:30 -
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Ahhh, the Atron. I've been restoring a captured Atron as a hobby project recently and I'm damned if I can find out where the FDU mandated stripper pole is supposed to be installed in the main cockpit.
It's very frustrating.
"Caldari Prime burns, those left behind are choking on the dust and ash that fills the air, and you demand our surrender? Is this a joke? You have only hardened our resolve. Every drop of blood you have taken from us will be repaid -- with interest."
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Liam Antolliere
Liberty Vanguard
775
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Posted - 2015.07.07 19:58:35 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Ahhh, the Atron. I've been restoring a captured Atron as a hobby project recently and I'm damned if I can find out where the FDU mandated stripper pole is supposed to be installed in the main cockpit.
It's very frustrating.
That would be just left of the "spare uniform" locker behind the co-pilot seat so it's evenly spaced between both pilot seats and in easy view. Also, don't forget to attach the bottom of the pole to the retraction wheels so you can raise and lower it at will.
There's more detailed instructions in the owner's manual, section 69.
"Though the people may hate me, that does not relieve me of my charge."
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Goldfinch
House Rkard
81
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Posted - 2015.07.08 01:42:02 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Ahhh, the Atron. I've been restoring a captured Atron as a hobby project recently and I'm damned if I can find out where the FDU mandated stripper pole is supposed to be installed in the main cockpit.
It's very frustrating.
It should be noted that said pole should have a consecrated trap door installed which drops the pole user into a tunnel leading straight to Hell, ah.. post-performance of course. We are sure we remember this regulatory requirement in an Amarr spiritual ergonomics handbook somewhere..
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
485
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Posted - 2015.07.08 01:59:50 -
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Goldfinch wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Ahhh, the Atron. I've been restoring a captured Atron as a hobby project recently and I'm damned if I can find out where the FDU mandated stripper pole is supposed to be installed in the main cockpit.
It's very frustrating. It should be noted that said pole should have a consecrated trap door installed which drops the pole user into a tunnel leading straight to Hell, ah.. post-performance of course. We are sure we remember this regulatory requirement in an Amarr spiritual ergonomics handbook somewhere..
Atron is not an Amarr-designed frigate.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Liam Antolliere
Liberty Vanguard
788
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Posted - 2015.07.08 02:11:50 -
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Goldfinch wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Ahhh, the Atron. I've been restoring a captured Atron as a hobby project recently and I'm damned if I can find out where the FDU mandated stripper pole is supposed to be installed in the main cockpit.
It's very frustrating. It should be noted that said pole should have a consecrated trap door installed which drops the pole user into a tunnel leading straight to Hell, ah.. post-performance of course. We are sure we remember this regulatory requirement in an Amarr spiritual ergonomics handbook somewhere..
And people say only the Gallente utilize propaganda.
That "trap door" is what we Gallente call the "Stairway to Heaven" and it leads straight to the captain's quarters.
Obviously simply to allow the performer a bit of privacy and hospitality after the performance.
"Though the people may hate me, that does not relieve me of my charge."
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Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
5198
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Posted - 2015.07.08 04:11:18 -
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Liam Antolliere wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Ahhh, the Atron. I've been restoring a captured Atron as a hobby project recently and I'm damned if I can find out where the FDU mandated stripper pole is supposed to be installed in the main cockpit.
It's very frustrating. That would be just left of the "spare uniform" locker behind the co-pilot seat so it's evenly spaced between both pilot seats and in easy view. Also, don't forget to attach the bottom of the pole to the retraction wheels so you can raise and lower it at will. There's more detailed instructions in the owner's manual, section 69.
That cannot be a spare uniform locker, it's far too small for an entire uniform.
What do you mean those two rags ARE the uniform?
"Caldari Prime burns, those left behind are choking on the dust and ash that fills the air, and you demand our surrender? Is this a joke? You have only hardened our resolve. Every drop of blood you have taken from us will be repaid -- with interest."
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Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
5198
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Posted - 2015.07.08 04:12:45 -
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Liam Antolliere wrote:Goldfinch wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:Ahhh, the Atron. I've been restoring a captured Atron as a hobby project recently and I'm damned if I can find out where the FDU mandated stripper pole is supposed to be installed in the main cockpit.
It's very frustrating. It should be noted that said pole should have a consecrated trap door installed which drops the pole user into a tunnel leading straight to Hell, ah.. post-performance of course. We are sure we remember this regulatory requirement in an Amarr spiritual ergonomics handbook somewhere.. And people say only the Gallente utilize propaganda. That "trap door" is what we Gallente call the "Stairway to Heaven" and it leads straight to the captain's quarters. Obviously simply to allow the performer a bit of privacy and hospitality after the performance.
Here is an unusual case of both pilots being right at the same time. Liam is correct that the tube goes to the Captain's Quarters and Ms Goldfinch is correct in saying that it leads straight to Hell...
"Caldari Prime burns, those left behind are choking on the dust and ash that fills the air, and you demand our surrender? Is this a joke? You have only hardened our resolve. Every drop of blood you have taken from us will be repaid -- with interest."
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
1875
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Posted - 2015.07.08 11:51:06 -
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Goldfinch wrote:We suppose the old adage holds true.. the best way to pilot a Gallente ship is to get out and push! The Federation Navy misplacing their entire stock of Hecate training manuals is either the sign of a systemic issue of discipline in the organization, or simply the result of a Navy administrator snoozing during duty hours. Perhaps Ms. Kim will have some insight on this gaff. And yes Mr. Ouilliam. This was entirely tongue-in-cheek! Gallente never had discipline, they simply have hordes of freedom-loving fanatics, who fight their ships like monkeys with grenades.
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Mizhir
Matari Exodus The Camel Empire
74489
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Posted - 2015.07.08 13:28:56 -
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Diana Kim wrote:, who fight their ships like monkeys with grenades.
Must be an effective tactic since the Caldari Militia are attempting to copy it.
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Tony-Vagabond Carter
Perkone Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2015.07.08 14:27:01 -
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"How does a Gallente serviceman pilot a Hecate?"
I caught this on the ultra late holo-show with Je-leno... the punchline of course is..
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Michael Pawlicki
Mind Collapse
23
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Posted - 2015.07.08 15:02:20 -
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Mizhir wrote:Diana Kim wrote:, who fight their ships like monkeys with grenades.
Must be an effective tactic since the Caldari Militia are attempting to copy it.
Don't remind me about CalMil, I'm still torn up about the recent lapses and loss. |
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