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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2015.07.13 18:41:51 -
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Capsuleers, CCP Community Team and ISD overlords, lend me your ears.. err... eyes!
Today, we stand upon the precipice as a storm gathers on the horizon.
Tomorrow, CCP will beat upon the greatest hive of entitlement since the imfamous industry changes of Crius! Tomorrow, CCP will be releasing the next major phase of Fozziesov! As always, there are masses who have cared not to read the numerous blogs, who have chosen not to be informed of the changes, who have chosen to willfully be.. not the brightest knives in the crayon shed. Their armies gather, and soon, they will swarm our battlements! Prepare yourselves.. whine threads are coming!
The GD militia's numbers have been reduced in the past year, but our remaining members are as strong and steadfast as ever! The ISD's numbers have also dwindled, but they remain stoically resolute! The CCP Community team.. well.. they.. um.. Im sure we can count on Falcon... Maybe.
Ready your official feedback thread and DevBlog links! Ready your reaction gifs, your cat pictures, your Rick-rolls and your youtube links! Ready your 'INB4 the lock' and your 'Ugh.. this thread AGAIN!' comments. Ready that little dancing lock guy..who for some reason only Falcon gets to use because he is a bad forum Devhaxxor.
I will do my part. For starting tomorrow, we will learn not about the Platypus.. but... the majestic as **** swashbuckler of the sea NARWHAL!!!!
So, on the morrow, we stand united, not as adversaries, not as badposters and enforcement officers, but as brothers in arms. We must, nay, we WILL hold the forums!
Sorry, reddit is on its own.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Arline Kley
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
591
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Posted - 2015.07.13 18:46:08 -
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To quote a certain forum dweller, and to appease the forum gods:
May one acquire your personal effects, since their value to yourself is now neglible?
"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57
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Baljos Arnjak
Dark Praetorian Order
91
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Posted - 2015.07.13 18:51:47 -
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I endorse this product and/or service =)
Steps to a good forum: 1. Entitled geek complains 2. UAE speaks wisdom and truth 3. PROFIT! (no question marks necessary) |
stoicfaux
6117
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Posted - 2015.07.13 18:55:02 -
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imfamous -> infamous
Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
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Angelica Dreamstar
Miner's House of ill repute
902
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Posted - 2015.07.13 18:59:07 -
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Yes, you're the Mittani.
Anyhow I would have a few hints for a better, more impression making layout for your message.
TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Zealous Miner
Did I Do That
279
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Posted - 2015.07.13 19:00:21 -
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You have my water-proof keyboard, Commander.
Bring on the tear storm!
Fedo. Fedo? Fedo!
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
22290
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Posted - 2015.07.13 19:01:45 -
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stoicfaux wrote:imfamous -> infamous
I was hoping to have your axe, but ill accept your critique of my spelling!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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Angelica Dreamstar
Miner's House of ill repute
902
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Posted - 2015.07.13 19:03:21 -
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Oh ... I forgot.
YOU HAVE MY BOOBEES!
TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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stoicfaux
6118
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Posted - 2015.07.13 19:04:58 -
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Uhm... given the player distribution between high/low/wh and null-sec, do you really think there are a) enough players who will even notice the changes (e.g. high-sec carebears) and b) since you need to be somewhat organized to hold and keep sov, anyone interested in sov should be organized enough to be aware of what's going to happen tomorrow.
tl;dr - The delicate Narwhal may still go unappreciated after the morrow.
Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
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Frostys Virpio
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
2020
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Posted - 2015.07.13 19:06:27 -
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Angelica Dreamstar wrote:Yes, you're the Mittani. Anyhow I would have a few hints for a better, more impression making layout for your message.
No tilde so it can't be mittens.
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:Oh ... I forgot.
YOU HAVE MY BOOBEES!
The new SOV index need a boobees value. |
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Frostys Virpio
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
2020
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Posted - 2015.07.13 19:07:19 -
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stoicfaux wrote:Uhm... given the player distribution between high/low/wh and null-sec, do you really think there are a) enough players who will even notice the changes (e.g. high-sec carebears) and b) since you need to be somewhat organized to hold and keep sov, anyone interested in sov should be organized enough to be aware of what's going to happen tomorrow. tl;dr - The delicate Narwhal may still go unappreciated after the morrow.
Remember the supercarrier FB scan res nerf thread? It was a smaller population than people who live in SOV so yeah... |
stoicfaux
6119
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Posted - 2015.07.13 19:08:52 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:stoicfaux wrote:imfamous -> infamous I was hoping to have your axe, but ill accept your critique of my spelling! You used 'stoic' correctly in a sentence. I will most certainly temporarily stop grinding my axe on the "missile balance pass/nerf/w.t.f!?!" to defend GD.
Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
38681
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Posted - 2015.07.13 19:28:37 -
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I hope it's as epic as I hope.
That doesn't make much sense. I'm just getting a start on the nonsense to come over the next couple of days.
Popcorn at the ready.
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Paranoid Loyd
6219
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Posted - 2015.07.13 19:35:48 -
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Loyd's Pitchfork Depot is fully stocked with the latest hot new trends in pitchforking!
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
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Algarion Getz
Aideron Corp
43
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Posted - 2015.07.13 19:36:02 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Ready your reaction gifs, your cat pictures, your Rick-rolls and your youtube links! Ready your 'INB4 the lock' and your 'Ugh.. this thread AGAIN!' comments. Ready that little dancing lock guy..who for some reason only Falcon gets to use because he is a bad forum Devhaxxor. [...] You forgot the airhorns. When servers go live after patching, the sound of airhorns should be everywhere. THOUSANDS OF AIRHORNS. (You know, like in the MLG montages when something big happens.) |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
22297
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Posted - 2015.07.13 19:41:28 -
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The steam modding community has got your back!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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stoicfaux
6120
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Posted - 2015.07.13 19:51:39 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ready your official feedback thread and DevBlog links!
DevBlog links plus a few others.
Feel free to include these links in "How could you not know? This was announced months ago! Even the Narwhals knew about it!" type rebuttals to those claiming this was a complete surprise.
If you lack imagination, feel free to use this verbiage to lead off with: ThereGÇÖs no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning dev blogs and patch notes have been on display at your local EVE website on the internet for five of your Earth months, so youGÇÖve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and itGÇÖs far too late to start making a fuss about it nowGǪ What do you mean youGÇÖve never been to the EVE Forums? Oh, for heavenGÇÖs sake, capsuleer, itGÇÖs only one EVE Launcher away, you know. IGÇÖm sorry, but if you canGÇÖt be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, thatGÇÖs your own lookout. Energize the FozzieSov beams.
DevBlogs: POLITICS BY OTHER MEANS: SOVEREIGNTY PHASE TWO 2015-03-03 16:09 By CCP Fozzie SUMMER 2015 NULLSEC AND SOV STATUS REPORT 2015-05-07 15:33 By CCP Fozzie Also available in Russian, German, and French NEW DETAILS ON JULY SOVEREIGNTY RELEASE SCHEDULE 2015-06-01 18:11 By CCP Fozzie Summer of Sov - Transition and Deployment 2015-07-07 15:19 By CCP Fozzie Also availble in French, German, and Russian Summer of Sov - Nullsec PVE and Upgrades 2015-07-08 15:00 By CCP Fozzie Also available in German Final blog summarizing the new capture system in one place. TDB
Test Threads Aegis Sov Changes Feedback Thread 2015-07-09 17:16:36 UTC by CCP Goliath [Duality] Sovereignty Playtest Competition 2015-06-15 19:14:50 UTC by CCP Fozzie
Path Notes Patch notes for Aegis Sovereignty 2015-07-13 17:06
Eve Online Newsletter that you should have received in email The latest news on Drifters, Sovereignty and the new Destroyer
TMC COPING WITH THE EFFECTS OF AEGIS by Talvorian Dex 2015-07-11 05:30 AEGIS SOVEREIGNTY PATCH NOTES by Anehii 2015-07-10 16:43 CCP'S SUMMER OF SOV DEVBLOGS by Worldshatter 2015-07-08 17:44
EveNews24 DEV POST: PATCH NOTES FOR AEGIS SOVEREIGNTY By Eve Online | Jul 10th 2015 8:23PM DEV BLOG: (SUMMER OF SOV) GÇô NULLSEC PVE AND UPGRADES By Eve Online | Jul 8th 2015 4:08PM
The Scope: Using Entosis Link on Jove Observatories - EVE Online Eve Online - The Scope - New Entosis Link capabilities revealed The Scope - New Entosis Link capabilities revealed
Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
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Marsha Mallow
2324
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Posted - 2015.07.13 19:57:36 -
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Ready
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: TO THE PITCHFORKMOBILE!
Benny Ohu wrote: fire up the argument calibrators set phasers to outraged overheat keyboards reinforce the thread
ISD Ezwal wrote: Nope, no one will get banned for 'rubbing'
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Angelica Dreamstar
Miner's House of ill repute
906
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Posted - 2015.07.13 20:11:42 -
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Instead of writing any of this, simply LINK to his post using https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=5884378#post5884378 !
Of all things you can do, NOT talking to them will drive them mad the most!
stoicfaux wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ready your official feedback thread and DevBlog links!
DevBlog links plus a few others. Feel free to include these links in "How could you not know? This was announced months ago! Even the Narwhals knew about it!" type rebuttals to those claiming this was a complete surprise. If you lack imagination, feel free to use this verbiage to lead off with: ThereGÇÖs no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning dev blogs and patch notes have been on display at your local EVE website on the internet for five of your Earth months, so youGÇÖve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and itGÇÖs far too late to start making a fuss about it nowGǪ What do you mean youGÇÖve never been to the EVE Forums? Oh, for heavenGÇÖs sake, capsuleer, itGÇÖs only one EVE Launcher away, you know. IGÇÖm sorry, but if you canGÇÖt be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, thatGÇÖs your own lookout. Energize the FozzieSov beams. DevBlogs:POLITICS BY OTHER MEANS: SOVEREIGNTY PHASE TWO 2015-03-03 16:09 By CCP FozzieSUMMER 2015 NULLSEC AND SOV STATUS REPORT 2015-05-07 15:33 By CCP Fozzie Also available in Russian, German, and French NEW DETAILS ON JULY SOVEREIGNTY RELEASE SCHEDULE 2015-06-01 18:11 By CCP FozzieSummer of Sov - Transition and Deployment 2015-07-07 15:19 By CCP Fozzie Also availble in French, German, and Russian Summer of Sov - Nullsec PVE and Upgrades 2015-07-08 15:00 By CCP Fozzie Also available in German Final blog summarizing the new capture system in one place. TDBTest ThreadsAegis Sov Changes Feedback Thread 2015-07-09 17:16:36 UTC by CCP Goliath[Duality] Sovereignty Playtest Competition 2015-06-15 19:14:50 UTC by CCP FozziePath NotesPatch notes for Aegis Sovereignty 2015-07-13 17:06Eve Online Newsletter that you should have received in emailThe latest news on Drifters, Sovereignty and the new Destroyer TMCCOPING WITH THE EFFECTS OF AEGIS by Talvorian Dex 2015-07-11 05:30AEGIS SOVEREIGNTY PATCH NOTES by Anehii 2015-07-10 16:43CCP'S SUMMER OF SOV DEVBLOGS by Worldshatter 2015-07-08 17:44EveNews24DEV POST: PATCH NOTES FOR AEGIS SOVEREIGNTY By Eve Online | Jul 10th 2015 8:23PMDEV BLOG: (SUMMER OF SOV) GÇô NULLSEC PVE AND UPGRADES By Eve Online | Jul 8th 2015 4:08PMThe Scope:Using Entosis Link on Jove Observatories - EVE OnlineEve Online - The Scope - New Entosis Link capabilities revealedThe Scope - New Entosis Link capabilities revealed
TSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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stoicfaux
6124
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Posted - 2015.07.13 20:14:53 -
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Ditto.
Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
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Zimmy Zeta
Lisa Needs Braces.
58385
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Posted - 2015.07.13 20:18:48 -
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Yay.
I've been waiting for years now to use this gif....maybe my time will come soon.
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3502
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Posted - 2015.07.13 20:25:46 -
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Whats odd is I have no pilots in Null, I am not part of any alliance, and I have read and studied the blogs, to better understand how the new system is going to work. Why? I want to see this game get better. Will this new system be better? Maybe, I think, on average, it will. But I'll wait and see.
Know a Frozen fan? Check this out
Frozen fanfiction
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Jenshae Chiroptera
1873
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Posted - 2015.07.13 20:36:34 -
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Tomorrow, those without imagination shall experience changes.
P.S. Does know how CCP tracks the movements of characters and what sort of window would one have to move to High Sec to display a vote of "no confidence" in the new system?
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other spaces, where they can grow
Fozzie SOV is treating a symptom.
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Enya Sparhawk
Black Tea and Talons
71
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Posted - 2015.07.13 20:58:08 -
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Yeah, I'm continually amazed how people seem to have a hard time adjusting to change...
Hahaha... Or even just learning from it...
Fíorghrá: Grá na fírinne
Maireann croí éadrom i bhfad.
Bíonn súil le muir ach ní bhíonn súil le tír.
Is maith an scéalaí an aimsir.
When the lost ships of Greece finally return home...
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Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
5067
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Posted - 2015.07.13 21:00:24 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:not the brightest knives in the crayon shed
That reminds me of a former company head that always mixed his metaphors or just plain get them wrong, and would even argue that his version was right.
Like, "When push comes to pull", and "It's all up hill from here". All I thought was, "I do not think it means what you think it means." |
Jenshae Chiroptera
1874
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Posted - 2015.07.13 21:11:29 -
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Tau Cabalander wrote:That reminds me of a former company head that... That reminds me of a company head that had English as a second language and the first time someone would bring him a report on what they had done, at the end he would say, "Man! That is fantastic! When can you start?!" (Yes, it was highly amusing to see people changing a few mental gears when you were in on the joke.)
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids
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High Sec needs a stepping stone to other spaces, where they can grow
Fozzie SOV is treating a symptom.
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Paranoid Loyd
6226
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Posted - 2015.07.13 21:20:06 -
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Tau Cabalander wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:not the brightest knives in the crayon shed That reminds me of a former company head that always mixed his metaphors or just plain get them wrong, and would even argue that his version was right. Like, "When push comes to pull", and "It's all up hill from here". All I thought was, "I do not think it means what you think it means."
Biff wrote:Make like a tree and get out of here
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
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Maldiro Selkurk
CHEMO IMMUNO RESISTANT VIRUS X
266
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Posted - 2015.07.13 21:32:01 -
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tl;dr
Just guessing but your post is assuredy just as useless as they ever are.
Yawn,-á I'm right as usual. The predictability kinda gets boring really.
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Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
9156
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Posted - 2015.07.13 21:32:01 -
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I like UAE.
Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap.
Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
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Paranoid Loyd
6226
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Posted - 2015.07.13 21:35:14 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Narwhal?!?
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
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