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hojo warrior
Original Sinners The Bastion
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:23 -
[931] - Quote
computer says 'Noooo'
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Louise Antwoord
Sods Mordus Angels
30
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:40 -
[932] - Quote
DB failure ! time for a reset.. |
Wur2e
High Priority Industries Vengeful Swarm
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:16:54 -
[933] - Quote
Does someone have a backup on floppy's in here? |
Stutters Gravatt
Sono Keisan
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:17:00 -
[934] - Quote
This is why CCP needs to stop updating things that don't need it, such as the probe canning system that was broken in wormholes yesterday. Things were fine with the old system, unless you are adding content or fixing bugs I don't see the need for many of the changes being made. |
Shadowlightt
Hammer of Hephaestus
84
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:17:07 -
[935] - Quote
Just so you guys know when the server comes back up and everyone logins in at once it will overflow the server and cause it to beak and we will have to wait again, just saying. |
Umbari Kado
Khights Of Megiddo
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:17:44 -
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Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Umbari Kado wrote:OK, time to provide some food for thought:
Suppose there is an ant at each vertex of a triangle and the three ants simultaneously crawl along a side to the next vertex. The probability that no two ants will encounter one another is 2/8, since the only two cases in which no encounter occurs are when the ants all go left (clockwise) -- LLL -- or all go right (counterclockwise) -- RRR. In the six other cases -- RRL, RLR, RLL, LLR, LRL, and LRR -- there will be an encounter.
Now - what is the probability of no encounter for dodecahedron ?
Also: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
That was a serious question :) From Titan test... |
Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research Create Alliance
622
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:17:47 -
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So is it CCP Soundguy or CCP UI Programmer's fault?
WTS ME 10 TE 20 BPOs & BPO Packs
WTS Collectible Large Rigged Small/Medium Ships
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xion cyrus
Jenk Corp The Consortium of Worlds
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:17:52 -
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this is what you get when you abuse your lover, they leave you and take all your stuff, quit whining and just show eve how much you lover her and she'll forgive you and you might just get they key scratch out of the side of your ship with new
Shipwow
tired of all them nasty scratches and buffs from combat Shipwow will get it out just 5 payments of 100mil isk and its yours
*disclaimer * does not work on rust buckets like winmatar ships |
Zero Eclipse
Revolver Inc.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:17:57 -
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Starbuck05 wrote:I would immagine after 12 years of running this game they would have the necesary experience to fix these issues .. faster ..
just sayin ..
They have 12 years of added-on code to complicate everything. |
Gavriel P Polux
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:17:59 -
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Huh. Good thing I'm still at work and that today is not a day off... Keeping my fingers crossed for a successful restart. |
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Count Freyr
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:06 -
[941] - Quote
CCP have you tried to select the FozzieSov program and hit the uninstall button ? |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:16 -
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Kasi Briccius wrote:OK, so, I'm going to try outside, I think the door will open. I will let you all know how it turns out, if the air is good for consumption or not. If I don't make it you all can haz my stuffs.
Goodbye! we'll always have Paris!
err... the forums.. whatever >.> |
Takashi Okamura
Rapid Withdrawal
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:22 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Steijn wrote:another clusterf**k. Quite literally. We're working on it!
Don't you guys keep a high level 2 security Undo button under a wee locked plastic sealed box???
Could be time to use that protocall!! LoL |
Risa Silver
Stellar Evolution Inc. Knights of the Clan
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:39 -
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Naubudis wrote:Timomantis Nabali wrote:Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot! Another shot! 'hick' We're a;; abot tu bee shlammered!
hlp neeDz to go t te hozpitalz aa |
DeadDuck
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
153
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:40 -
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Everett Rockefeller wrote:I swear I can see the server being offline a few days unless they pay big bucks to professionals to fix it.
Yeah EVE is one of the few games where towsand of people can play at the same time (since 2003)... I'm sure it's being run by amateurs all this time... |
Big Lynx
3348
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:48 -
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SERVERS UP!!! |
Britilio Sandaris
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:51 -
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Lemon Verbena wrote:Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours.... IKR? Less whining and more drinking... cause nothing says "classy" like crying into your beer =D
Yup, let's just all chill out and let CCP get the servers working.
It happens, it'll get fixed :D |
Malros Skalmeye
Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:53 -
[948] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
Is that a flame grilled burger your looking at? I'm getting hungry here in France :-) |
Drabbin Mishi
Excognative Ignorance Short Bus Syndicate
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:18:54 -
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Gavriel P Polux wrote:Huh. Good thing I'm still at work and that today is not a day off... Keeping my fingers crossed for a successful restart.
My thoughts exactly - glad I'm at work! |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:04 -
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Naubudis wrote:Timomantis Nabali wrote:Stvndog wrote:Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot! Another shot! 'hick' We're a;; abot tu bee shlammered!
TY for playing <3 |
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Buck Tudd Russell
Sugar Cube Corner
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:09 -
[951] - Quote
Ouch CCP, right in the ISK per Hour
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Drathel
Negative-Impact Back and Forth
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:14 -
[952] - Quote
Xenia Ilchenka wrote:Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours.... Its not free. It costs money. Give me money back, or give me free sht
My calculations say that you're in need of a $0.10245901 refund for the five hours of extended downtime. Would you like this back on your credit card? |
Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
47
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:25 -
[953] - Quote
Two bats are going for their midnight feed.
After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.
The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"
The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you."
After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"
The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"
Other bat says, "I didn't." |
Tick Dracy
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:31 -
[954] - Quote
time to call it a day and call in CCP FIXIT |
Bester Lamont
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:32 -
[955] - Quote
If I messed around for 3 1/2 hours trying to reboot into an update that's obviously borked instead of rolling back to previous version, I'd be cleaning out my desk. |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:37 -
[956] - Quote
Omer Tivianne wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
why dont you just delete the code you inserted today, check it, and then fix it, and then put it back in
Are you suggesting they turn it off and back on again? I think this should be a new rule to the drinking game. |
Britilio Sandaris
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:38 -
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Big Lynx wrote:SERVERS UP!!!
LIES! |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:41 -
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Umbari Kado wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Umbari Kado wrote:OK, time to provide some food for thought:
Suppose there is an ant at each vertex of a triangle and the three ants simultaneously crawl along a side to the next vertex. The probability that no two ants will encounter one another is 2/8, since the only two cases in which no encounter occurs are when the ants all go left (clockwise) -- LLL -- or all go right (counterclockwise) -- RRR. In the six other cases -- RRL, RLR, RLL, LLR, LRL, and LRR -- there will be an encounter.
Now - what is the probability of no encounter for dodecahedron ?
Also: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? That was a serious question :) From Titan test...
I know. But mine is easier.
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Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms The Sinful Legion
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:43 -
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Jack Danefield wrote:Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours.... Actually I was about to write a post describing how this community handles this sort of thing way better then say, world of warcraft's... Oh well.
IKR
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Dunpeal Hunter
Zervas Aeronautics The Bastion
66
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:19:49 -
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omg Eve is dying! (for realzies)
I am gonna kill myselfif i can't play eve within the next 5 minutes!! Seriously NOT cool CCP.... Do you want my death on your conscience? Well, do you????
I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.....
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