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Crimson Draufgange
Extreme Overkill Inc. Mordus Angels
668
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Posted - 2015.08.10 06:35:33 -
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Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
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Glathull
Warlock Assassins
1083
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Posted - 2015.08.11 05:29:08 -
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There's also this one:
Sybbil. Sybbil.
Sybbil!
Goddammit Sybbil
That one almost never works.
I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
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Crimson Draufgange
Extreme Overkill Inc. Mordus Angels
669
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Posted - 2015.08.12 18:18:12 -
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You look like a hard one to pickup...
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Glathull
Warlock Assassins
1085
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Posted - 2015.08.15 14:30:37 -
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I have an erection and a knife. One of them is going inside you tonight.
I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
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Tiberius Amzadee
The Night Stalker Syndicate
110
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Posted - 2015.08.17 06:27:04 -
[35] - Quote
Docking request not accepted. |
Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
2096
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Posted - 2015.08.19 05:03:45 -
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So...ever seen 'The Crying Game'?
ITT: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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Crimson Draufgange
Extreme Overkill Inc. Mordus Angels
669
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Posted - 2015.08.19 18:08:56 -
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Are you a scanner probe? Because you'd look really good in spread formation...
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Azukki
The Merchant Marine's Test Alliance Please Ignore
4
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Posted - 2015.08.20 08:15:14 -
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I hope you've got cargo space the size of a freighter, coz I'm gonna fill you up |
Crimson Draufgange
Extreme Overkill Inc. Mordus Angels
669
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Posted - 2015.08.20 22:33:56 -
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I really shouldn't be around you. You're burning out my hardener.
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Azukki
The Merchant Marine's Test Alliance Please Ignore
5
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Posted - 2015.08.21 06:35:18 -
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You make me want to overheat my low slots... both of them! |
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Helios Grim
Perkone Caldari State
9
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Posted - 2015.08.23 03:00:14 -
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. |
Tanner Twaggs
Space Ship Gamers inc. Violent Declaration
2413
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Posted - 2015.08.25 15:01:44 -
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Caldari state, I love a man in uniform,
Lets go to my titian after work
At what point do you just stop and say, Did i just do that
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Bellatrix Invicta
The Conference Elite CODE.
260
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Posted - 2015.08.25 16:30:17 -
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Tanner Twaggs wrote:Caldari state, I love a man in uniform,
Lets go to my titian after work
Get in the car. Now.
If you think you've won, think again.
The CODE always wins.
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Eliana Eros
Neon Incorporated 404 Alliance Not Found
33088
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Posted - 2015.08.25 17:21:31 -
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Bellatrix Invicta wrote:
Get in the car. Now.
Im older, trust me when i say you need to take that shirt off.
GÖÑ's and Glomps for everyone...well almost everyone.
Ze Goggles
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Tanner Twaggs
Space Ship Gamers inc. Violent Declaration
2417
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Posted - 2015.08.25 17:47:16 -
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Eliana Eros wrote:Bellatrix Invicta wrote:
Get in the car. Now.
Im older, trust me when i say you need to take that shirt off.
I could put those goggles around something else
At what point do you just stop and say, Did i just do that
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Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari End of Life
28737
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Posted - 2015.08.25 18:02:47 -
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I'll buy you a drink and pretend to be into what you're saying. Or we can skip that and go to my place now. Choice is yours.
Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
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Eliana Eros
Neon Incorporated 404 Alliance Not Found
33090
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Posted - 2015.08.25 18:06:04 -
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Tilde Duchateau wrote:I'll buy you a drink and pretend to be into what you're saying. Or we can skip that and go to my place now. Choice is yours. If you want i can make your title of sex bomb go away with my nimble defusing fingers?
GÖÑ's and Glomps for everyone...well almost everyone.
Ze Goggles
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Tanner Twaggs
Space Ship Gamers inc. Violent Declaration
2436
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Posted - 2015.08.25 18:39:48 -
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Tilde Duchateau wrote:I'll buy you a drink and pretend to be into what you're saying. Or we can skip that and go to my place now. Choice is yours.
Lets do 6 shots, then go back your captains quarters and get into it
At what point do you just stop and say, Did i just do that
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RoAnnon
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
36949
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Posted - 2015.08.25 19:39:28 -
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Hey, buy ya a beer?
So, you're a bounty hunter.
No, that ain't it at all.
Then what are you?
I'm a bounty hunter.
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Tanner Twaggs
Space Ship Gamers inc. Violent Declaration
2509
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Posted - 2015.08.26 00:53:04 -
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RoAnnon wrote:Hey, buy ya a beer?
How much?
At what point do you just stop and say, Did i just do that
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Crimson Draufgange
Extreme Overkill Inc. Mordus Angels
693
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Posted - 2015.08.26 04:47:54 -
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Unlike everyone else here, I won't spike your drink...
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Dominique Vasilkovsky
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
315
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Posted - 2015.08.28 23:43:40 -
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1st look is free after that you will have to pay
Under new management
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
13062
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Posted - 2015.08.30 05:59:51 -
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You and me baby ain't nothing but {chemically compatible sophonts} so let's do like they do on the {xenobiology skill book stream}.
Huh.
That originally rhymed in my head.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg
But in purple, I'm stunning!
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Praezius Vheruk
Gozantii Industries
52
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Posted - 2015.08.30 06:51:08 -
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Ila Dace wrote:You and me baby ain't nothing but {chemically compatible sophonts} so let's do like they do on the {xenobiology skill book stream}.
Huh.
That originally rhymed in my head.
"Actually, I Do have the materials and the capacity to manufacture that Tengu in less than fifty days, but tonight, I'd rather cook dinner for you, treat you to a chilled chablis, and help you ease the stress of your isk efficiency. And yes, if you'll pod that rat bastard with the square jaw, that Tengu will be yours for free." |
Neph
Operation Meatshield Plexodus
71
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Posted - 2015.08.30 13:56:22 -
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Hey pretty boy. Let me polish that for you? |
Crimson Draufgange
MASS A DEATH Mordus Angels
752
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Posted - 2015.08.31 05:35:53 -
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Your body is 75% water, and IGÇÖm thirsty.
My Velator is overpowered.
"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
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Kanive Aturu
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.09.11 22:19:58 -
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I need a good looking person for worship tomorrow, care to join me? |
Blux Alland
Republic University Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.09.11 22:21:09 -
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In God you may live forever, but in me, you only need to live for a night. |
Viktor Revon
5
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Posted - 2015.09.11 22:23:24 -
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Your body is made of stardust, and I want to explore the stars in the 'you' sector.
Those whom have murdered those I hold dear have created a madman, on a path for bloody vengeance, and one with nothing to lose, not even his life.
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Takumi Kaito
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2015.09.11 23:04:08 -
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Under new government guidelines you and I are no longer able to legally remain single, effective immediately. |
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